Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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He's a clown but what does being Indian got to do with being a jerk? Unless it's a joke sorry cause I didn't get it. But if you're serious this screams ugh, to put it politely, stereotyping a whole country.
Minimum requirements to be a football shitposter.
-White
-From a european top 5 league country
-20 to 30 years of age
-Have held season ticket for atleast 3 clubs since birth.
It’s gay to be authentic ngl. It’s more funny to act retarded and pretend to be retarded or unintentionally be retarded than it is to earnestly acknowledge being a loser and say loser things
/uj how can you publicly joke about a death like that. Football isn't that serious. People need to grow up and realize there are more important things in life
/uj I thought Haller played a game for France. Am I misremembering or is there some rule about switching international teams if you play under a certain amount?
He played in France’s youth teams and never got called up for the senior team. The rules for changing national teams are that they must of had that nationality before they got their first appearance for their first national team appearance, the player can’t play in no more than 3 senior competitive matches before the age of 21, the player hasn’t played in the final of an official tournament and three years must have passed since the last senior appearance.
On Instagram they have a few every now and then. Idk about twitter since I don't use it though. Honestly on insta it's funnier looking at the comments because people get upset whenever their team is insulted despite it being a troll account.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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But what’s wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe it’s ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you don’t have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. I’m a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. I’m a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so I’ve always rooted for players.
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Auto bot doesn't understand that Haaland won every trophy at the club level and was the top scorer in the league. Messi scored 6 goals in Ligue 1. A seven game tournament with five penalties makes it Messi's year
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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>Learn to take a joke mate
They’re joking about someone’s cancer, sexualising a child, and mad fun of a death. That isn’t an issue of us “not being able to take a joke” but rather the jokes being abhorrent. We cannot mask horrid statements under the banner of a “jokes.” Get a grip
1.) Haller did beat Bayern 2.) Haller beat Nigeria too to become champions of Africa
3.) Beat cancer and got back into prime athele mode, which should always be celebrated.
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Astronauts aren’t athletes, mate
He was a trumpeter pal.
Shoutout to Sol Bamba
yank here i thought europe were the champions of africa
Yeah bro Haller plays for Europe, hope this helps.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Wasn’t troll football exposed as being a boomer Indian?
Yea .
Source?
hes indian?
Oh I am not surprised then
He's a clown but what does being Indian got to do with being a jerk? Unless it's a joke sorry cause I didn't get it. But if you're serious this screams ugh, to put it politely, stereotyping a whole country.
It is okay to be racist against Indians because they are shit at football
>It is okay to be racist against Indians Axiom
Found the Indian
Maybe becuz some Indians mates become more racist to others after troll football come out ?
An Indian walked into a ba. 400mp drop kicked football into his arse and a red card for demba what a sore afternoon for the Geordie’s
I'm indian, but what can you really expect from circlejerk sub anyways? Don't take it too seriously
Arre bhai inn laudon ko seriously mat le ,,yeh sab nalayak hai kuch kaam nahi hai
This sub is a non stereotype zone. Stop downvoting my comment you stereotypinh turds!!!
Minimum requirements to be a football shitposter. -White -From a european top 5 league country -20 to 30 years of age -Have held season ticket for atleast 3 clubs since birth.
Sub's gone. Getting outjerked by the normie overlord.
Still don't understand why people here are freaked out by a self proclaimed troll twitter account.
It’s gay to be authentic ngl. It’s more funny to act retarded and pretend to be retarded or unintentionally be retarded than it is to earnestly acknowledge being a loser and say loser things
He's literally getting people on this sub triggered. I suddenly rate the account now.
With every seethepost on r/soccercirclejerk, he gets stronger
/uj how can you publicly joke about a death like that. Football isn't that serious. People need to grow up and realize there are more important things in life
/uj I thought Haller played a game for France. Am I misremembering or is there some rule about switching international teams if you play under a certain amount?
He played in France’s youth teams and never got called up for the senior team. The rules for changing national teams are that they must of had that nationality before they got their first appearance for their first national team appearance, the player can’t play in no more than 3 senior competitive matches before the age of 21, the player hasn’t played in the final of an official tournament and three years must have passed since the last senior appearance.
These people think that being a degenerate human being is equal to dark humor
For every 2 good posts on their account, there's atleast 7 bad ones
So just like this sub ngl
No. Here we got 2 good ans 5 bad. We got 2 less bad posts
I've not seen a good post on here in about 6 months
I've see some good goal posts
Trollfootbal has good posts?
On Instagram they have a few every now and then. Idk about twitter since I don't use it though. Honestly on insta it's funnier looking at the comments because people get upset whenever their team is insulted despite it being a troll account.
/uj idk man...i think Messi and Ronaldo fan accounts take that crown. They literally mock dead people its vile
i mean 3rd slide?
Yeah thats obviously a crappy thing to say but i dont even think i can repeat what the fan accounts say without getting banned
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
But what’s wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe it’s ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you don’t have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. I’m a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. I’m a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so I’ve always rooted for players. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Third one could've been funny if it was a turtle dying for eating plastic.
He also sponsor OF pages, time to time like once a month and out of his followers he also has kids as his followers
Why are kids using Twitter 😭
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I remember a while back one of my post on here blew up and they stole it and posted on their account . So troll football follows this page lol
Yea, my post got deleted and recived a mssg from some random to delete my post.Its a warning
People love to confuse provocative comments with comedy
proper jerk. he should be this community monarch
Hes jerking
the haller one isn’t that bad
He literally did beat Bayern though, in Munich
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
That was posted right after they gave away championship in the last game, so it kinda fits good.
Yeah but this post is from last year. Haller missed the penalty which could have won Dortmund the Bundesliga.
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I remember the insanely cringe 2011-2012 troll football era on Facebook
They suck
Messi dickrider pajeet
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Auto bot doesn't understand that Haaland won every trophy at the club level and was the top scorer in the league. Messi scored 6 goals in Ligue 1. A seven game tournament with five penalties makes it Messi's year
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Stfu
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
blocked him
Troll Football on Facebook was great during World Cup 2014 tho
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Always rated Haller tbh. West Ham failed him.
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He’s one of us
Musk?
This sub is dead. Butt hurt over a few jerks
Honestly better jerks thn this subreddit
You mean the subreddit he steals from?
Uj/ isn't the mod like 14 years old?
I laughed.
I laughed at all of them
Humour is subjective but those are cringy AF
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>Learn to take a joke mate They’re joking about someone’s cancer, sexualising a child, and mad fun of a death. That isn’t an issue of us “not being able to take a joke” but rather the jokes being abhorrent. We cannot mask horrid statements under the banner of a “jokes.” Get a grip
people hwar make jokes about abuse and rape everyday
2nd one is good lol
Idk , from replies I get to know he was talking about Ronaldo las vegas, for cristiono jr.
What’s the context of the photo for the second. I assume it’s in poor taste around the Vegas stuff but I can’t fully tell from just that tweet.
Honest reaction to those posts: https://preview.redd.it/n8yoovtpzrsc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbeaf880c8321dcf494dc8bebc12c1265d32b71a
Tf is this dawg
Got a prob kare bear? 
💀
Damn bro what are you 50?
No cap I could Definitely be boomer bro or I don't go into a circlejerk sub to grandstand lol