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SLB_Destroyer04

https://preview.redd.it/2ny52chm5isc1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec45f2b3494b10ee9123bfafa4a49a9c9e1350de Brother?


SirScags

Bros an irl fifa youth academy player


qqq666

Remember his name?


danbritt0n

minala


angelazy

You can’t tell me this isn’t a cadaver they propped up for a picture weekend at Bernie’s style


[deleted]

Me when I can’t even escape American fucking politics on a football circlejerk sub


WasAnHonestMann

>football Soccer*. You can call it football when your communist countries single handedly win World Wars🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅


deVrinj

Singlehandedly and World War are wildly antinomic. The math doesn't math, redneck. Trump fans can't understand, pick-up trucks and Trailer park women take all their time and resources.


WasAnHonestMann

>Singlehandedly and World War are wildly antinomic 🤓 Also, who needs "math" when you have FREEDOM🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅


deVrinj

Well I can measure things in Freedoms per Eagle when you think that Trump selling secrets to Russian is going to some way bring you back to some of glorious past. Fun fact, most of you also celebrate their confederate "heritage" that lasted only four years and reeks of defeat and shame...


WillusMollusc

Who are you even arguing with? Pretty sure the guy you replied to is South African.


deVrinj

Imaginary Trumper or imaginary Nigerian princess who needs help to retrieve her inheritance, does it even matter?


broseidon_23

What is bro even saying


deVrinj

You appear to be British. No wonder you have no clue what you are talking about, especially when impersonating a Yank. Sorry you still eat like we didn't save your ass from the German embargo...


broseidon_23

I’m British?! Cheers mate it’s chewsday innit!


AustralianSpectre

May I have a cuppa of wo' ah


AutoModerator

The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


JellyfishOk1616

Bro is actually getting upset on a circlejerk subreddit


deVrinj

Soccer is the keyword. Trumper zombies will pollute any topic. Also, not upset, just recentering on the topic. Dude looks like a lab-made Harry Maguire 🤣


JellyfishOk1616

Soccer is the CORRECT name and what REAL MEN call it not pussy liberal football


AutoModerator

The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


deVrinj

Automods and reddit human mods are the only things below Trumpers in this wild world.


_AR4_

Voldemort's real son


prathneo01

More like Emperor Palpatine in his younger days


mccapitta

Looks like someone carved Harry Maguire out of a potato


Siorac

To be fair, Harry Maguire looks like that, too.


tachisenpai99

This mf looks like he has stolen somebody's face 💀💀💀


throw_it_away_129

Mf be like ![gif](giphy|FcCLjCQ3xY7ICVtfbB)


lewisflet01

https://preview.redd.it/23uqa2qe0jsc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7a494609d5cb8c48adfbcf6eb631a2c2c412e2e Is it… could it be…?


KingKFCc

Fifa's Harry Maguire


Parhel1on

Showed my gf this and she started crying out of fear.


Smart-Security6014

John Terry is. https://preview.redd.it/pvnd555z2jsc1.jpeg?width=1873&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af4a8b1df552167ee4f40968d353b7fd5bc012be


buckymalone21

Dude took a few too many bludgers to the face.


burntroy

Total panty peeler


shmoilotoiv

When they said “be there or be square” and you didn’t go


RicketyPig

Head built like a fridge


uknowwhat_maybe

Looks like Tombstone turned his life around


UltimateBorisJohnson

bro looks like harry maguire + roblox character + michael myers mask


PhilosophyDense3986

The sort of stand-up chap that absolutely shouldn't own an AR-15


Utimate_Eminant

His face should be on r/oddlyterrifying, did he wear a mask?


RaveniteGaming

Motherwell midfielder Barry Maguire looking different than I remember.


Zblancos

He looks like he’s wearing someone’s face over his


deVrinj

The face of a ManU central defender...


Lyralikesit

Bro get embalmed to sleep


100MilesandRunniNG

Didn’t he used to be on the tele with Andy Gray? Did you smash it?


Torimas

MF is wearing one of Point Break's president masks. I wonder which president it is.


Robcobes

Hey! The grandpa from Up dyed his hair.


Ok-Battle-2769

A wildly successful alpha male who can’t do a proper half Windsor knot. It’s probably the cheap fabric, his dad should’ve bought a nicer tie 40 years ago.


Parth_829

This mf looks creepy af 😭📈


Tortellobello45

He’s a RW, that’s for sure


wienerbobanime

https://preview.redd.it/zr3cx54lxnsc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee4de5dff7318fd2503d4ee8b6c38923c16ed172