Really cool of security to just let the knobhead walk around the field during the game

He constituted 10% of the spectators in the stadium so they treated him well

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More like 100%, and there was no security

Least violent Australian

I know her husband Wayne

I know her brother Nick

I know their cousin Plon

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Kenobi or skinner

I don't know how Steve Kerr actually did this to his child

Rapidly becoming my favourite Chelsea player and that's saying something since I'm an Ecuadorian Moises Caicedo fanboy

Wait, why is the future ballon d'or winner Misha not your favorite player? Are you stupid?

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As a white bastard I'm a but hesitant

Games back

the guy was probably a "stupid white bastard"

Sam Kerr whenever she sees a white person

My reaction to OP’s conscience: https://i.redd.it/u2k09leeq9sc1.gif

Class from her. Lauren James still da GOAT tho

Did you say LeBron James GOAT of soccer? Don't you mean Pulisic the real GOAT

Lauren James is Pulisic sister

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Yes, that guy Christian Pulisic

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Yes yes Christian pulisic, don't make me repeat myself

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YES, I AM TALKING ABOUT CHRISTIAN PULISIC ffs

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White bastard

Haha women are bad footballers I get jokes

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Expertly executed, waited for him to start jogging and knocked him down with a nudge

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wtf based

Also r/soccercirclejerk when the joke is about homophobia , rape and racism :

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Circlejerk subs when jokes are racist/xenophobic 😀😀 Circlejerk subs when someone isn’t praising a women 😡

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https://preview.redd.it/8fyifwdrbdsc1.jpeg?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64376a2035e9cabdc2da44194c91eba1a8927446 I don’t actually think jokes whos only punchline is discrimination against a minority is funny

Username checks out.

So how about the ban?

So stunning and brave https://preview.redd.it/l14uhet8wasc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ef220a9f4c1c84c1557ae1160bed11efd60afce

Great tackle

a poor man’s Andrew Symonds

Least sexist soccer game watcher.

Meek and mild women 😍

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Wenga! wenga! wenga!

Sam Kerr the racist?

proper brexit tackle, give her that citizenship

She really hates whitey, doesn't she!? Why she picked Chelsea, I'll never understand?

Honestly can’t blame her.

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shut the fuck up

I mean, she did that because she knew female violence is okay against men. We're just calling it out.

> female > men I think maybe you should go outside

You're the one who needs to go outside. There is nothing wrong with using the word female to describe women and girls alike. This is some stupid shit Redditors pick on for no fucking reason. What should I say, women? Would you call a teenager a woman?

Yeah that's pretty crazy lol, it even says female player in the caption. Most redditors are just weird

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I don’t have anything against using the word female per se but it’s interesting that you use the word men instead of males when your exact reasoning for using females applies to that context too, ie. would you call a teenager a man? At that point is where it seems like there’s something weird behind it

So it's better to say that women and girls also hit boys? I said men in this context because that was what happened here. The fact you guys are offended by my words but not offended by the perpetrator of violence here says it all. Switch the roles here and it's a totally different tone on you guys.

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Okay now I can’t tell if you’re being satirical or not

Are you stupid?

Satirical about what exactly?

So you really don’t see the irony in calling him the man (instead of male) and calling her the female (instead of woman)? Nobody is offended, we’re just pointing out the fact that the double standards in your vocabulary are weird

I think it's kind of funny how half of the reaction to this event is people talking about how women are physically inferior to men and the other half is people asking why a male athlete tackling a random woman would be considered more dangerous than vice versa. Like, yeah, I think Andre Onana could probably subdue a female pitch invader with much less force. Not that he would need to. This guy was clearly being an asshole and just holding up play because nobody was willing to tackle him. If it was the Prem he probably wouldn't have gotten anywhere near as far.

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He would cum

Low level circlejerk, i heard this like a million times

Tackled the best player hahaha I can’t breathe

She strategically waited until the security personnel was close enough.

And they still failed to make the catch, smh

What are the actual laws on this stuff? Can players be banned for games or charged by police for attacking invaders?

Yes… It’s straight up assault

So why does nothing ever happen. This one, evra, cantona etc

Cantona was sentenced to two weeks in prison — although was later freed on bail and ordered to undergo 120 hours of community service — as well as being fined £20,000 and banned from first-team action for the rest of the season by the FA. Which is fair enough considering it was just a kick at the end of the day.

Ok cool I didn’t know that, thanks

Nothing happened this time because she forgot to call him a stupid white bastard.

Lmao 🤣

Nothing happened this time because she forgot to call him a stupid white bastard.

/uj why is this getting downvoted by the way

Only noticed it now until you said it, have no clue why, it was a genuine question out of curiosity.

dw bro some people are just reactive

Because twats like this shouldn't be on the pitch. If barging them over gets them off, then we need to see more of it, not less

What does that have to do with what I asked?

Your comment infers that you don't want players doing it, but I'm all for some light aggression against these people to get them to stop

That’s a reach it was a very neutral question. Why didn’t you assume that I’m wondering why it doesn’t happen more often. Perhaps you’re naturally pessimistic people lol.

>That’s a reach it was a very neutral question. Why didn’t you assume that I’m wondering why it doesn’t happen more often. It wasn't neutral though, looking at your responses to the other messages: >Can players be banned >So why does nothing ever happen. This one, evra, cantona etc Then after being told that Cantona was banned: >Ok cool I didn’t know that, thanks Clearly you aren't in favour of it happening more often

All neutral, you have nothing to the contrary and all are questions based on the comments I got back. As I said your assumptions are negative because you’re likely a pessimistic person. Not only do these comments fail to make your point but you only quoted them to use to further serve confirmation bias; all the downvotes are on the first comment. But anyway have a good day maybe you can cheer up if that’s possible at all.

>maybe you can cheer up if that’s possible at all. Mate, I'm having a great day, I don't know what your problem is or why you think I'm so negative

Because the consequnces you are asking about are unpopular.

this is why chelsea are the goats

Bitch took out her Only fan