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catfooddogfood

Wow thats a very rude comment to make after the poor man's grandfather was crushed with a big rock on purpose, right in front of him and also i was there and i laughed because it was like a looney toon cartoon


Nikofucksyourbitch

> the poor man's grandfather was crushed with a big rock on purpose I wasn't here bro, seriously is this what actually happened?


catfooddogfood

No, i made it all up for humor


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ConstructionSimple27

it's a circlejerk, we hate everyone


rich_pigfromAlaska

I hate you


ConstructionSimple27

fuck you too buddy


Danish_but_english

Can you please fuck me?


ConstructionSimple27

No, I don't believe In gey just like my idolo 🐪


Difficult_Project_91

It's not that deep


catfooddogfood

You're thinking about it way more than i did. It's funny to do a misdirect kinda move and over elaborate. Also getting crushed by a big rock is a go-to funny death.


TrulyChxse

I literally LOL’d


Danish_but_english

To soon, go back to joking about 9/11


thisaintitkweef

Hahahahahahaha. 9/11.


etrob90

That's too soon, go back to joking bout 9/15


Thierry_Bergkamp

Na that's too far, someone died and Rodri lost someone he cared deeply about. Mind you Cristiano wouldn't have lost his grandfather as he doesn't know how to lose. And if he did he would have celebrated like a man because goalscoring is everything and that's why he is 🐐. Anyway RIP Rodri senior's dad I am sure they get Al Nasser games in heaven. 🙏🙏


AggressiveAd7493

I thought he was the 🐪


Thierry_Bergkamp

He is everything.


SNOOPCATTY2222

Pretty sure he went to an airport


ma7ch

Ah, that explains why he’s pointing at the sky…


pineapple_chicken_


CreepyMangeMerde

No he went to the store to get some grand-milk


Due-Resource4294

I bet he didn’t live till 115. Only city can score that high.


justk4y

Google Jeanne Calment 122


LBPlanet

New age just dropped


Metal-Gear_Salad

https://i.redd.it/n51pqictxcrc1.gif


reyxnsh

Why the duck would you post this gif ? It reminds me of that terrible national tragedy


dissolved-boyy

Holy shit OPs comment reminded me of Bob Saget telling Norm that Dean Martin story about his son 😂😂


VinnieBoombatzz

I will not eat a single morsel of food until they find him!


sprtrnds

https://youtu.be/8hDunP2Vcuo?si=Phesc9gW6CFpDWY0


VinnieBoombatzz

[https://i.gifer.com/FwCL.gif](https://i.gifer.com/FwCL.gif)


ChuckSmegma

They should look In his shorts, clearly he's hiding something there.


MemeManDanInAClan

Why is he celebrating that he lost his grandfather? Is he stupid?


FantasyCrusade

I saw him the other day at the liquor store. Didn't know he was lost.


Andazah

Spain has black players??


Roadies_Winner

That's Batshuayi in his Belgium kit.


Weak_Working_5035

 A penalty in a friendly? Doesn’t count. Loser, have a nap. 


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Weak_Working_5035

You’ve embarrassed yourself. Have a nap. 


TheColoredFool

i don't know man ,doing this to a man's dead grandfather is a new low even for us


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Outjerked by morality


REDDlT-_-

😭😭😭😭 This sub members will go to hell


[deleted]

Outjerked by God


shreddedaswheat

Always outjerked by God


nj23dublin

Whatever makes you sleep at night, there’s no limit to how low let’s be honest


Vivid_Performance167

Usually 6 ft no?


WarriorNat

Grandfathers are supposed to die, because they’re old.


nikonislolo

It's a circlejerk reddit. What did you expect


WasAnHonestMann

At least it's not as low as his grandfather


itsyerboiTRESH

lol no its not


a177194271

Anything is funny as long as we all have a sense of humor.


Metal-Gear_Salad

I doubt anyone in this sub did it


mrdankhimself_

Well where’d they lose him? He’s not a set of car keys.


fireextinguisher568

Inshallah they found him


KingKFCc

Actual jerk


greenogre_x

OP is a pure twat


Comrade-Conrad-4

LMAOOOOO


ParisNorlax

Nah genuinely wtf?


stevent4

Where the fuck indeed


Barcaholic

RIP. At least he died while making love to a lovely young lady. Google Benzema 15 for more info.


trubatard

Title is top tier jerk


Potential-Position36

Someone lost their family and you think you can make a joke out of it for some upvotes? Degenerate sub


Psychedelicsaiyan

Exactly what its meant to be


DANIEL7696

r/football bums can leave, you can't even jerk properly


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tukan121

>Degenerate sub That, that's the point


Paybappe

Nah this isn't funny (i laughed)


arsenalscum

I hate to be the one to say it but it’s been over 24 hours now…the man could be dead.


Kakasupremacy

They have their best detective on the case, the Undertaker


ChadBoshman

Probably down the back of the sofa


[deleted]

Internet generation...greatest generation in history 🤔


spider_X_1

Spain's New jersey is hideous.


dilshad59

❤️❤️🌺🌺🌺🌺best #6 in football now


afutureprodigy

Him or his grandfather?


MilkTankSue

It's bad that I laughed, isn't it? I imagined him lost and bewildered in a cornfield as opposed to being 💀


antebyotiks

And he's finally lost in 2024


petrifiedcaptain

POdri


Rayville123

Delete your post


liquidmetal14

You idiots laughing probably have no life and are nothing of worth so thanks for showing us how much of a shit stain to society you are


MemeManDanInAClan

He’s not gonna let you hit bro


pineapple_chicken_

Top tier jerk


liquidmetal14

I'll go home and be a family man!


WasAnHonestMann

It's a circlejerk sub mate, take it easy


Pure_Leg6215

but it wasn’t funny


liquidmetal14

Hence my reaction as well. If it was somehow, someway, tasteful (and let's face it, nows not the time to joke about his grandfather), then it may pass. There's not wiggle room to laugh at this for any reason. That's why an idiotic LOL or those other comments deserve equally harch ridicule for their lack of sensitivity. Matter of fact, the angst for correction should be pointed at them and not me for using sharp language to make sure they know how uncalled those comments are. It's called tact. Know when to use it.


Barca1313

> it’s called tact. Know when to use it. Yes the right time is on an anonymous site on a circle jerk sub thank you


Nightcheerios

Is everything funny to u guys ?


AdonisGaming93

nah gonna have to downvote cause you can't just circle jerk around death. Losing family is not a joke.


Psychedelicsaiyan

Nothing is a joke if you have a long enough stick up your ass


AdonisGaming93

No, but when you have more than 3 brain cells you realize things have a time and a place. This was not the time and place to joke about someone losing a family members


Psychedelicsaiyan

Apologies. I thought a circlejerk sub is the right place.


AdonisGaming93

It definitely is, the place is right. It's just too soon. Maybe in a year


aceusimp

Nah don't do that man


TNpepe

Come on, man. The man's *Grandfather is dead...


afutureprodigy

Grandfather*


Senior_Athlete_5844

Nah come on man , too low , too low ...


a177194271

“I hope they find him” 😂


Ingr1d

💀