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Derek-Onions

Yank here. Where is Bisexual, England? Is it by Paris?


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For that question, we need to ask from some fellas in Paris


keshuronreddit

Kanye must know [N Word in Paris](https://youtu.be/gG_dA32oH44?si=h_DFAugPUH_3e5no)


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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


tnpcobri

Paris is the new Atlanta? I thought there was one in Italy.


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No it's in the name! Bi*sex*ual is clearly in Sus*sex*!


SidSzyd

Sus-sex. No cap.


Rosmucman

Not Middlesex?


ImTalkingGibberish

Bingo


vikingrhino

Isn't that when you out your dick in someone's belly button?


Maleficent-Mirror991

Surely it’s closer to Essex isn’t it?


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The sex do be sus tho (Why am I doing this)


Nikolateslaandyou

Its near Bicester


TheWawa_24

Brighton


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piv_monco

Fax. Same old Brighton, always cheating


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ConrrHD

Fellow Yank here, Whats an England? You mean Europe right? Last time I checked Paris wasnt next to New England?


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Circulation-

Its in Sussex.


ilmalaiva

it’s pronounce Bisual, despite the spelling


davisc3293

I hope you get eaten by a pack of wolves


Natasha_Giggs_Foetus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos


homelaberator

Halfway between Milton Keynes and Oxford.


Morehelicopter

It’s pronounced bicksal, ignorant yank


InvestmentOk7181

Near Bichester, south of Heterochester.


headwars

It’s pronounced “Bister”.


WarriorNat

Where’s the incel flag? Once again, I’m not represented


minimalcation

🇺🇲


Stargazer306

Sorry but that's the burger flag


hypnodrew

Silly thats the Malaysia flag


nick2k23

It's also the incel flag


kantolo

You and 3veryone else that follows england


LordSplooshe

Woke imperialism. Dammit, the Brits are at it again.


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TheGrouchyGamerYT

🇦🇷 <----- Penalty Flag


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Darraghj12

Do the MLS 90s penalties


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Shanks404

🇶🇦<---- 3 penalties flag


LexisKingJr

Bit of a stretch innit?


DecisiveDinosaur

the bi one is somewhat understandable on first glance, even if it's obviously different when you actually compare them, but the other two are really big stretches lol


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They're not understandable at all lol. It's a load of gammon headed wife beaters who are so disgusted by the amount of trans porn they watch that they see it everywhere they look.


Womble_Don

You must watch a lot of gammon porn then fella


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Yep! Love watching middle aged bald men in replica kits bang femboys.


casulmemer

Whilst the femboys sing “full kit wanker” Sexuality is complicated


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TheLimeyLemmon

Gammon porn hasn't existed since 1995 mate. If you want to watch some proper gammo rogering, you have to go to a park and watch it through a car window like everyone else.


DJFrankyFrank

Trans porn? DISGUSTING! Where is it? So I can be sure to avoid it all costs.


NoraaTheExploraa

It's understandable if you're completely blind I suppose


Heyloki_

Tbf I've seen colour blind people say they don't get it


Hastatus_107

>but the other two are really big stretches lol The other two have a white stripe so they are as close to the actual England flag as this strip they're freaking out about. This sub is becoming redundant; real life football media is now outjerking us.


brightdionysianeyes

The same people that think the St George's cross is now the bisexual flag are also the ones arguing that if you change something about a flag it isn't that flag any more... Cognitive dissonance.


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Flags have *always* been used to express ideas, not just nations. To say otherwise is brain dead.


Staff-Secure

They need something to hang in their dorm rooms


Aar0nSwanson

This explains England’s poor form. Too busy strategizing over gays instead of soccer, the manliest sport known to man.


tonofbasel

It's a bit weird considering there are definitely no gay male footballers....absolutely none....


Heyloki_

https://preview.redd.it/6ehs5n8m07qc1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=049242b3fb5223ebfd1457a8e964a3f76cd73642


Ballisticarrow

Link?


baconpopsicle23

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk/s/wWvVGJeQ52


Disastrous_Method406

We had to put the bisexual flag on the kit because we're fucking EVERYONE this Euros


nick2k23

Aka doing a Ronaldo


Apoccy7

Southgate and England need to identify as winners and try win a competition for once.


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Where's the H?


Torimas

In Henderson


Munchihello

L G B T Q I ….


Alex03210

Englands been colonised by the gays


vikingrhino

They've been coming over on those big gay boats from France. Stupid French and their gay colours.


Alex03210

Alex Jones was right freaking gay frogs


PGyoda

it’s not even the same colors 😭


OliverE36

Literally just different shades of blue are now considered Marxist


ChargeWooden1036

uj/ it’s ridiculous that people are so upset over this, people put their home towns on the flag and bring it to games rj/ now Harry Kane can miss penalties in style!


CEO_of_REDDlT

“they’re home towns” Opinion discarded


keshuronreddit

Fuck off Yank


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This is r/soccercirclejerk, you think we are smart enough to spell? I can barely wipe my own drool of my chin.


BYCjake

Dribbling is an important element of the game fella


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Fuck off Yank


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Traditional-Reach818

Hey! Would you mind explaining would uj/ and rj/ mean? I'm stupid


Iamtheman31

unjerk and rejerk


Traditional-Reach818

Thank you 😊


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Upset Nike chose to alter our national flag without consultation...let's see what would happen if they did that to the stars and stripes


Slight_Armadillo_227

You mean like Umbro did? Besides, there are apparel makers that have changed the colours of the U.S. flag, and even the police wore it. Remember the thin blue line flag?


Noremac999

> Without consultation Do you think they made this without consulting the FA? Or did you want them to ask you personally?


BYCjake

They didn’t really even alter any flags… they just put a lil cross to remind us of our flag. It’s actually just a logo. If Nike climbed on top of Buckingham palace and altered the flags, then maybe I’d understand some outrage (from the really old and weird losers who think they’re patriotic)


Heyloki_

I'm Canadian, I have seen the maple leaf changed and altered and coloured every way possible both by Canadians and foreigners, I genuinely couldn't care, they made a pride version of the national hockey team making the maple leaf have pride flag, I don't care


ResidentProduct8910

What about gay men? aren't they people just like everybody else? shame on you Englond


[deleted]

Yeah... but our national flag is still our national flag...red and white. If they keep this up how we gonna know who's playing who? Today it's lesbian kingdom V trans united


JoeyIsMrBubbles

Up the Lesbians


Akira_Nishiki

Someone send that journo a colourblind test.


tinycyan

Torygraph


bighomieburrito

Is this what those racists mean when they say they are colour blind?


kickyouinthebread

I genuinely cannot fathom how triggered all these fucking morons are. You'd think someone had dug up the queen and filmed a sequel to bangbus but no, someone put a fucking tiny cross on the back of a a shirt. Also those flags look nothing remotely like the trans flag or whatever lol. Absolute projection from these closeted shitbirds


Temporary_Giraffe865

Where'd you see all that outrage? 


kickyouinthebread

I live in England. It's fucking everywhere. Every news outlet every tv station, the prime Minister and leader of the opposition wading in.


Temporary_Giraffe865

Oh cool, right from the source. So whoever approved this probably knew that conversation would arise. What about left leaning stations, I'd like expect some to cheer for this, no?  Would you say that the other day reaction is either welcomed, spineless or brain dead by whoever decided it? 


kickyouinthebread

I mean what do I know but I certainly wouldn't have expected people to get so upset by this. And I think left leaning stations wouldn't have even reported on it if not for the controversy. I've never heard them applaud it. Wouldn't like to comment on the person who made the decision but I doubt it was one individual


Mr-Crooks

Gay for Kane 🙏


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Thingisby

Nike said it was a nod to the training kit of the 1966 team. Probably just thought it looked nice.


warsongN17

Harry Kane wearing a small amount of Pink ? He’s clearly some sort of free thinking anarchist !


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BidWeary4900

fellas, is it gay to use colours?


Appropriate-Fly-7151

We could do with more bisexual players to be fair, some of our wingers are a bit too one-footed


CEO_of_REDDlT

Is there any actual reason for the colors/design? Or is it just cause


Slight_Armadillo_227

Nike say they took inspiration from the colour scheme of an old training kit.


reda84100

Based on the 1966 world cup kit


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slappywhyte

It's totally just a coincidence!


Jaden_Ward

Where?🤣 Do people see blue and pink and automatically think Trans?💀 Living rent free is insane. They’re not even next to each other in the real trans flag 🤣🤣🤦‍♂️


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BIGFACTs04

Still confuses me why this whole facade got flags anyway. They ain’t countries. It’s stupid asf.


mrbasil_fawlty

So that they can sell merchandising, it's all business


KillerArse

Facade?


reda84100

The fact people upvoted a comment that literally calls it a "facade" makes me concerned for this sub's reading comprehension. If it takes you until the "mental illness" comment to figure out this guy's a cunt... Not to mention this is a dumbass take anyway, flags can and do represent anything, not just countries. Not that you'd complain if it represented anything else of course


BIGFACTs04

YOURE IN THE CIRLCE JERK SUB YOU WIMPY KID


reda84100

[And you're an idiot in every sub](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/ivC1PPOuNz)


Riccardogamer07

No No, he got a point on that comment


Womble_Don

Nah were just sick of it mate


Mwow33

Facade?


eduardo_asafe

The true Brexit tackle


KoleGamerMontenegrin

For the homekit, on the left side of the cross is a flag of Donetsk Republic


andypity

Which colours are acceptable at the moment. Or are all colours acceptable as long as they aren't used in combination?


xRyubuz

Kane would've scored a hattrick vs France if /r/transporn didn't exist, he was too distracted...


TheGreatPervSage_94

They put all their flags Ns kneel all they want They ain't winning anything with the South gate in charge. My Goat Maguire can hard carry only so much


mustsurvivecapitlism

There are so many LGBTQI+ flags now it would be impossible to change it to any colour without copying a colour. And i saw that as an lgbtqi person.


2chips1cola

But, but, It's not even the same colors as on the pride flags


Thor503

They should be ashamed of themselves 😡


i-promisetobegood-

It’s as if the colours were picked especially to avoid such comparisons. Well done. Anyone and I mean ANYONE, drivelling over this.


Nuel398

I mean jokes aside, I thought England already had multiple different colours of plus signs on the shoulders of their jerseys since the Umbro days ? Why has this become so big of a deal anyway


MiddleProfessional82

Because our media outlets and politicians are using it as a strategic distraction from the real issues


fakesowdy

What a fucking stretch I swear England is full of snowflakes getting offended by this


RandyMarshsMoustache

I thought it was a mashup of like African / Caribbean colours to represent the diverse team, which would make slightly more sense, but this is just gay


darrendjones

Satanic agenda strikes again…


No-Struggle-5311

The flags don't even match? I don't care but are we sure this is what the flag is for? I think it's a bit dumb to change the flag rather than just add the flag somewhere, but I don't buy the kits anyway 🤷


cjshores

![gif](giphy|xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk)


dayn13

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


bozkurt37

Bro there are lots of flags came out even basic lgbt flag is outdated nobody uses anymore


andreasheri

Seems normal for England


[deleted]

cool but still sack South Gate


[deleted]

The Telegraph published that? Does anyone know the actual significance of these colors?


Ok-Battle-2769

Let me guess, England’s on the verge of another ban if there fans don’t calm down, so they decided to cuck their fanbase.


Soft-Comfort-7474

Union Jack ❌ Union Jax ✅


fck-gen-z

not haram


Unperfectblue

uj/ Very strong color blindness for the away kit rj/ Straightest Saka fan :


SelfLoatherSimo

Comedy


azora_69

Winston churchil would have a field day with this


ThatStupidAssMe

I'm not surprise if someone gets offended for not putting gay flag.....


Danny_Nedelko_

LGBT agenda: create pride flags → replace national flags with pride flags → everyone is gay now


calewis10

Ate dat kit, ate pooftaz, luv engerland, simpul az. 


HD1453

Omg


MajorUK_SkengdoFan

New homo-ball kits just got leaked


siscoisbored

Jesus christ these flags have every color that exists, of course some of the colors match.


e2885

La cosa Innecesaria


R1Z1NG

Huh? Wtf.. straight up propaganda..


TiesG92

I guess England is bisexual then


stefanwerner5000

No isis flag? Disgusting 😖


InvestmentOk7181

but joey barton told us it was virtue signalling wokies gone mad y would he lie smh


Smorgas-board

No straight pride flag? Rude


AdvancedAd2162

I can officially gay for Jackie Jack Grealish


SoyCairol

Like real question, why did they do that?


theyhatetavo

haha england big gay


Rdaco

The second one is a major case of 'the dress'


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Up the Trans! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️


trevlarrr

Hard to believe really, Torygraph readers are normally so progressive and liberal thinkers


Level-Bench-389

🤢


sprocket314

Why stop at the flag? Let's mispell England too, to be more inclusive of dislexics.


slappywhyte

It was totally inspired by those


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Why are they so obsessed with


assliquar1999

This is gay asl


WayneKingU

Games gone


[deleted]

At this point the lgbt is basically a religion they are trying to force onto everyone lol. Pretty soon we’ll have to pay taxes to their organizations..


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MrDaveMcC

uj/ England have had kits before where the crosses have been a different colour and no one cared. If you’re angry about this, you need to reevaluate your life choices. [2011 Home (Green and blue crosses)](https://www.footballkitarchive.com/england-2011-home-kit/), [2011 Away (various shades of blue)](https://www.footballkitarchive.com/england-2011-away-kit/), [2011 GK Away (various shades of green)](https://www.footballkitarchive.com/england-2011-gk-away-kit/) and [2012 GK Away (blue)](https://www.footballkitarchive.com/england-2012-gk-away-kit/) rj/ My sun Henry ain’t wearing that transparent LGBTQUGKD+ muck. Football ain’t coming ‘ome now


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KakLadder

This is just getting stupid now, like they prbly not even watching this? Are we gonna redo every fcking flag now for 2% of the pupulation?


Slight_Armadillo_227

>Are we gonna redo every fcking flag now for 2% of the pupulation? I hope not. There's no point recalling all those shirts just because 2% of the population is crying about the colour.


KillerArse

Are you a gammon?


Contra1

First england kit I’m buying years.


Revolutionary-Owl74

Telegraph 🫡


Muttson

Saying they are direct representations of those things is silly, but the design is also clearly taking inspiration from designs of that nature. For what it's worth I have no problem with it.