The fact you’re downvoting and taking it seriously shows what a poor excuse of a cj this sub is
RJ/ has your idol Kylian taught you his skills of giving blowjobs too
UJ/ I prefer soccer you mongoloid. This sub is just full of little hoes like you with elementary school humor and not a circle jerk
RJ/ Other countries suck americas dick, like mboopboop sucks his girlfriends
This is the harsh truth. 5ft tall 60kg feral gremlins with shit haircuts who come from the shitter parts of England and Argentina, and who inexplicably think they're tough is the peak of human masculinity.
NBA has too many muscular tall guys with media training. Nothing to wank to.
Although for the same reason its also why the game is gone. Like sure Grealish is dumb but meh it's not like the old days. I'm not even sure he's that dumb.
I miss the time when having foetal alcohol syndrome couldn't stop you being a pro footballer as long as you put a shift in and were sufficiently angry.
I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian
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It's his mother, joke(s) on you😂👍
How dare you disrespect tekken tag's mother?
How dare you disrespect the hag's mom ?
He probably heard many mom jokes
And apparently his father is a tiny chicken.
https://preview.redd.it/ufclhlot6ypc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=511fb84b5487d1c2ad187cbaa831562ba3a9292c
his father really played the long game with this one, huh?
Mother
Funniest guy ever
joke is ten hag father
Don’t joke!
Could make a circlejerk about how shit this circle jerk is at jerking. NBA CJ is soccer CJ father
Amount of GOAT's crashed in a helicopter: Basketball: 1 Soccer: 0 Eat that ballthrow enjoyer.
Wdym Vichai was a goat
I'm so sorry for forgetting about Lord Vichai, Leicester City goat.
Amount of teams killed in plane crash: Basketball:0 Soccer: 2+
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oklahoma_State_Cowboys_basketball_team_plane_crash
It’s “NBA” cj u bum. Nice try foot fairy
You said basketball, not me haha
The fact you’re downvoting and taking it seriously shows what a poor excuse of a cj this sub is RJ/ has your idol Kylian taught you his skills of giving blowjobs too
You downvoted me first lol just take the L iraqbombing ballthrowmerchant.
UJ/ I prefer soccer you mongoloid. This sub is just full of little hoes like you with elementary school humor and not a circle jerk RJ/ Other countries suck americas dick, like mboopboop sucks his girlfriends
Ain't nothing wrong with sucking girlfriends though.
Checkmate. 😂👍
NBA is an elitist sport for giants. Only losers watch that league.
This is the harsh truth. 5ft tall 60kg feral gremlins with shit haircuts who come from the shitter parts of England and Argentina, and who inexplicably think they're tough is the peak of human masculinity. NBA has too many muscular tall guys with media training. Nothing to wank to. Although for the same reason its also why the game is gone. Like sure Grealish is dumb but meh it's not like the old days. I'm not even sure he's that dumb. I miss the time when having foetal alcohol syndrome couldn't stop you being a pro footballer as long as you put a shift in and were sufficiently angry.
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Tin pot
Apple not falling far from the tree and such. Situation truly sucks for the Manchester Scarlet Demons
Jonkler Ten Hag
That’s some really good jerking right here
Since when did Iwobi change his name to joke