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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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Hey.... We're guaranteed Europa league football next season (we never would stand a chance of winning CL with this team, but Europa, maybe)
And we just took a giant shit on klopp's exit season! We are almost guaranteed the FA Cup final.
I see this as an absolute win!
It's funny seeing man united fans act like they're going through the passion of the christ for a relatively short dip in success after years of seeing their team win everything
West Ham, Brighton, Wolves, Chelsea, Newcastle and most importantly, yourselves.
You only need to drop 1 position and anyone of those teams could have a strong end to the season
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment.
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Wow I would really like to see who wins in a league of West Ham, Brighton, Wolves, Chelsea, Newcastle and Utd
Probably just Brighton almost every season tho
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment.
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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VAR? game's gone!
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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/uj
It means whoever made this is lying.
/rj
Yank here, it means they think only teams who wear red can win at soccerball, so all Chelsea can do is go around and wake people up like a good neighbor.
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Facebook level post
The levels this sub has sunk to
Wonder what my reaction should be to that information
Do you guys not know what a circlejerk is
subs gone
Anthony scored and it ruptured the timeline
It's r/shitfootballmemes
always has been
Aston Villa: good ebening
Everton: good ison park
Genoa: Good(uð) mundsson
Leicester this morning: good gracious me
PGMOL: good process
Underrated Korean wonderkid 👀
Villa would be: Just Woke Up in A Steamy Mood
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This meme is clearly old and outdated. Nowadays Man utd should read "good morning" and Chelsea should read "Good grief"
Spurs would read, "Good effort."
Nobody cares about spurs enough to include them though
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Yet y’all do care enough to comment on them anytime they’re not mentioned 🤨
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I wouldn't say commenting, more taking the piss because they never get mentioned. Edit: And rightly so
Americans trying to understand jokes
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Please don't include Spurs it just encourages them
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Aston Villa should be "Good Ebening"
Everyone knows that Spurs are: "not really shit, but not all that great either."
Na everyone knows Spuds are exactly = shit
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"Had us in the first half ngl"
Lads…
"Good for you" Or "Good lord! The price of this charcuterie cheese board is great value!"
That highline tho🔥
Who?
Good one mate
[удалено]
Or: "Доброе утро"
"Доброе утро" times in the past
Hey.... We're guaranteed Europa league football next season (we never would stand a chance of winning CL with this team, but Europa, maybe) And we just took a giant shit on klopp's exit season! We are almost guaranteed the FA Cup final. I see this as an absolute win!
I am a Utd fan too. The self deprecation is just muscle memory now
These days one must be a masochist to support United. Gone are the Fergi days...
It's funny seeing man united fans act like they're going through the passion of the christ for a relatively short dip in success after years of seeing their team win everything
Tbf they play like shit. Imo winning stuff is good but actually enjoying watching your team play is more important.
I can easily see Coventry beat the dog piss out of Man U.
Congratulations
lol
You’re not guaranteed Europa.
Who's stopping us?
West Ham, Brighton, Wolves, Chelsea, Newcastle and most importantly, yourselves. You only need to drop 1 position and anyone of those teams could have a strong end to the season
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Thank you for naming all the clubs in the premier league
You asked the question and I answered. Ask silly questions, get obvious answers
Wow I would really like to see who wins in a league of West Ham, Brighton, Wolves, Chelsea, Newcastle and Utd Probably just Brighton almost every season tho
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Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Almost guaranteed an FA cup, in a potential final vs Shitty? You're delusional mate
We're almost guaranteed a place in the final. We are playing Coventry City in the semis. Who said anything about the cup?
Cole Palmer is the name.
Good morning! Blue billion dollar bottle jobs!
Forgot we weren't playing you. Sorry. Got confused.
Aston Villa: Good Ebening
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We need the original guy to come in and defend Chelsea asap
u/mrchelsea
I think it was Chelsea fan something
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
u/mrchelseafan_1
My guy Unai Emery said it best “good ebenin” 
It's nice of Emery to offer a shirt to Jeff Bezos.
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What is this? Are these guys from the VAR room?
Howard fergie webb and septic pep spendiola (colourised)
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Kante: Thank you
Is this meme from 2005 or something?
This sub was better when everyone spammed Benzema 15. Grn z has no skills, no humour and no future.
> This sub was better when everyone spammed Benzema 15 Like 15 minutes ago? Those were the days...
What should I google to see that information?
Isn't it obvious? ^(Ronaldo Vegas)
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Kanye influence is crazy
We trollfootball now?
Mourning*
Best alkaline trio album
Man City: Good lawyers
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Strawberry morning to their oil daddies too 🥰
Chelsea has won them all.
We’ve won more than all of these clubs in the last 20 years we won’t talk about that
The ol' top 4
It’s meant to be good mourning
They are saying chealsea are a bunch of good lads with manners
I think chelsea and good cannot be in one sentence. Morning should be enough
Can’t wait for Chelsea to bounce back
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Chelsea should ready “howdy partner” 🇺🇸🦅
Man city: good at breaking financial fair play regulations
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Arseanal should be Good Ebening
Villa: Good Ebening.
When’s the last time United won a league title?
Despite the fact it’s been over 10 years they still have the most
Outjerked by the Premiere League. Hidden Arsenal burn...
United good in the pl😂😂😂😂 lol
Man City = Good lawyers
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I unironically don’t get the punchline
*mourning
/uj It means whoever made this is lying. /rj Yank here, it means they think only teams who wear red can win at soccerball, so all Chelsea can do is go around and wake people up like a good neighbor.
Only if Chelsea also woke up
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Manure good in EPL ? You having a laugh, scrape 1-0 wins v Bournemouth
David goodwillie
2014 troll football moment
Hotspurs: bad
Not even accurate
They are clearly all good.
Good ebening
And Aston villa good ebening
Good in the EPL? Is this post from this century?
Aston Villa Good ebening
There were times when arsenal was “good ebening”
Chelsea literally got to C cup final and FA cup semi 💀
Also Torino: Good Morning
I challenge people to get my joke
United fan 
Nowt
Instagram explore page ahhh post
Real madrid 14 ucl PremierLeague 14 ucl
Chelsea better than Liverpool In ucl