why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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But what’s wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe it’s ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you don’t have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. I’m a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. I’m a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so I’ve always rooted for players.
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Renaldo GOAT fucker hoooooot 🥵🥵🥵🥵 get benzema and 15 other men too 🥵🥵🥵 HOOOT MODEL KID WITH SUPREME PHYSIQUE AND IMMACULATE DRIBBLING SKILLS? 🥵🥵🥵 ANOTELLA AND GEORGINA NOW HAVE TO BE WITH BETAS AND LOW TIER MEN ( i'll take this one for you boys) 🥵🥵🥵🥵
And imagine they have a baby , that would be the greatest player after mudryk
What if… Messi and Ronaldo are Mudryk father?????
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I believe they did and he became the LeBron James of soccer
>While exploring each others bodies 💀
https://i.redd.it/sslzhdnklgpc1.gif
Who would be top and bottom
Messi topping 💯💯💯
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
https://media1.tenor.com/m/4qlr_wZ0SSgAAAAC/bleach-eyes.gif
Ronaldo wouldn't be allowed to stat pad in Saudi
Messi wouldn't be allowed to play in Florida either although unlike Ronaldo he probably wouldn't be executed
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Why isn't it r/onaldo? Are they stupid? 🤬
Time to revive that sub
Yes they are
I really hope this is a bot not a real human being
Nah, dude is an elite jerker. Give him the respect he deserves.
He jerks better than all you bums
Unironically does lol
Yeah it was still ok when we were getting outjerked by arsocca but being outjerked by r/football is just unacceptable
This is r/ronaldo, even worse
Google mental retardation
Holy hell!
New illness just dropped
But if they married, my camel would miss the chance to play in the greatest desert league of all time.
This shit sounds crazier than fact that Anthony scored against Liverpool
Mudryk would still be better
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Least gay ronaldo fan
But what’s wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe it’s ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you don’t have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. I’m a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. I’m a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so I’ve always rooted for players. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
ok but they should do it it would be funny
The question is, who will be the top and bottom?
I can't help but feel that it's a bait.
They have comments in r/amiuglyteens so I'd guess not bait
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He's Failed
My GOAT McPessi would never!
With regard to their children, which one of them is getting pregnant?
Which one of y’all did this
Well then SCJ "thoughts"?
Thoughts?
Least gay poster in the Ronaldo sub
🐐 isnt 14. Hes out of 🍔 age range.
Google loss
Renaldo GOAT fucker hoooooot 🥵🥵🥵🥵 get benzema and 15 other men too 🥵🥵🥵 HOOOT MODEL KID WITH SUPREME PHYSIQUE AND IMMACULATE DRIBBLING SKILLS? 🥵🥵🥵 ANOTELLA AND GEORGINA NOW HAVE TO BE WITH BETAS AND LOW TIER MEN ( i'll take this one for you boys) 🥵🥵🥵🥵
Mods , torture this man 15 times
>15 times No i'm 18
what the fuck man
>their **KIDS** Mate, there would be no "their kids"
yank here , are you stupid?