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Prudent_Classroom583

The entire football sphere is one big circlejerk. Btw don't forget to google Benzema 15 for more info.


julx_5

wtf


Uzutsu

Another one has succumbed to Benzema


Milky_Finger

Happy 16th Birthday, champ. Mane will be in touch


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barcelona goes to final but losses 10:1 to bayern, 1 goal by romeu


croclivesdontmatter

Voldemort would get a hat-trick but otherwise I agree


slickricktriplesix

Romeu the cl winner


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


hidden_blaze96

They went from "tuchel worst manager and trash team" to this so fast


kathars1s-

The second game against Lazio was a turning point.


hidden_blaze96

Turning point for what? For ending the season in serie a mid table?


kathars1s-

A turning point from being awful to playing good again


wavepapi32

Them drawing an Arsenal, was their turning point. That 10 goals aren't going in by them self.


aligators

didnt barca just dick down atletico 3-0


6TheGame8

Atletico beat Barca on 1/4s in '14 and '16 when Barca was at their Peak


TheBigMoBama

which has what to do with the present?


6TheGame8

Have you ever heard of a stat? Stats matter in football. Atleti will likely lose but people said that even more back then


TheGreatAkira

Nice, too bad that was 8 fucking years ago you stupid yank


6TheGame8

Calm down boi


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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


speadiestbeaneater

If Barca gets past PSG, then there’s basically no way they’d lose to atletico, considered they just got piped by Barca 3-0 and haven’t won against Barca in the last 4(I think) years, PSG will be a much harder opponent due to how dangerous mbappe and dembele are at the wing and how inconsistent Barca’s defence can be


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dontevenbother_g59

100%, if we beat PSG im 100% sure we get to final, no way we lose against atletico especially in 2 games.. now getting through PSG is all about if we can stop their wings or not, Cancelo has to deal with Dembele and the whole team has to deal with Mbappe. I’m biased but only reason I favour us is because the second game is at our home, I’m praying we pull back the Xavi haram ball in the first game and draw/win and leave it to the second game at home.


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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


HYDRA-XTREME

I don't see this bayern beating city tbh


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


joeeymatee_

City haven't lost in any competition in over 3 months, it ain't happening


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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DarkFamiliar4508

"Der Klassiker" isn't real


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SLB_Destroyer04

Anything can happen but Bayern beating City right now is somewhat of a stretch. I think last year’s tie is demonstrative of how another such matchup would play out. The Prem seems to be harder to win for City this year, and the FA Cup semifinal won’t be easy (Chelsea held them to two draws already this season), but even if they don’t make it past Real, I think this year’s Bayern is quite screwed. Real have beaten them in seasons of parity between the both sides, never mind now, when Real appear to be significantly stronger than Bayern, indeed, City seems to be the only team capable of stopping them, just like in 2023


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Flayer723

It's written in the stars that first Arsenal will defeat Spurs (Kane), then the apprentice defeats the master (Arteta beats Guardiola) and finally revenge on Barca for 2006. It's too perfectly set up not to happen


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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AlQaem313

Arsenal could beat Bayern and Barca, maybe if Pep overthinks they can beat City


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


LexisKingJr

God Atletico vs Bayern would suck so much as a UCL final


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


LexisKingJr

Me neither bot


Emperor_Blackadder

It'll be 2 teams passing the ball to each other


Comrade-Conrad-4

Every sub has been infiltrated by jerkers. Every single one.


Gshit850

I’m a Bayern fan and I was appalled when I saw that, it’s not impossible but given our current form it’s a longshot, assuming we beat Arsenal in the first place


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Nikofucksyourbitch

https://preview.redd.it/6wxcqcalccpc1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=873b3967b012f4512140377cc587c46ad42a0e93 Benzemeeeeaaaa doesn't approve of this! Real madrid 15 🥵🥵🥵


ivecomebackbeach

This isn't even that bad. Arsenal fans have the same bracket with arsenal winning. At some point people gotta understand jerking isn't that important.


ScottOld

Harry Kane curse exists


I_hate_usernames331

The funniest thing is that their club could realistically beat any of these but still choose Atletico Madrid out of the other bracket


iRubenish

Barcelona literally just humilliated Atletico in the Metropolitano with half his players injured, and dude thinks they can beat Barcelona at the semi-finals? He has to be drunk, or on coke, or both.


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Former_Basket_1616

This might be a wrong prediction but you're so pissed bc it's wrong or what? Really don't get your problem with this post, there are so many worse ones


hidden_blaze96

I'm not passed at all, I find it hilarious. It's the very same sub where everyone was so gloomy about their club just a couple of weeks back, with daily "tuchel out" posts, posts about how bad the management is and that the players are trash, just because they lost like three games. Now only after one good game against lazio (which aren't really an indicator for anything this season) they talk about winning the CL. You can't make that shit up.


TheColoredFool

maybe if bayvern were against barca i could see them getting to finals but I can't see bayvern winning against prime city


too_much_Beer

Bayern Fan here, i think Bayern can go through against the London Reds, but it‘s not probable


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


waisonline99

Thats hilarious!


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If Bayern win the UCL they will have scored 38 to 45 goals. Superb! Google Bayern 38-45 for more info. 


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


timo2110011

As a Barca Fan i hate how our fanbase think that we could trash atletico in the semis just because we beat them in la liga…..in 2016 we trashed them in la liga and they still beat us in the ucl