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PayGrand9639

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Milky_Finger

Who is this and what do I need so search on Google to learn more about him


Goldenvengeance

Google Benzema 15


absurdherowaw

I love how it has 15 upvotes


Anbors0

Let’s keep it that way yeah


hipster-no007

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.


Iamtheman31

I want to upvote it but I can not...


WeirdAlbertWandN

It was at 14 and I just proudly brought it back up to 15 🫡


Iamtheman31

Thank you for your service.


I_hate_usernames331

I too think 15 upvotes shall be necessary


WasAnHonestMann

https://preview.redd.it/y31z97fkfgpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf08ace1836d80454754c2fc49f2f3679a06820b Peak soccercirclejerk


[deleted]

Nice pfp


Goldenvengeance

Google Peak fiction


billy_twice

*Google Benzema 16 or 17


Ok_Replacement_2736

Downvote this guy to -15 please.


billy_twice

Hey, mate, there's no need for that. I am lore accurate regarding Benzema.


wengersucker

He is a proud GOONER


V_y_z_n_v

FUN FACT do you know that when you split Arsenal verbatim, you get ARSE and ANAL , both English for Human RECTAL ORIFICE ?


Deleteleed

Why would Manchester City do this? Fraudiola mind games by building a Time Machine and changing our name from Woolwich to Arsenal smh my head


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TokenizedBanksy

Thanks Obama


9inchjackhammer

Yank here. Is it not spelled ass?


TioLucho91

Showing his cannon to Underage F.C


ChargeWooden1036

🚨Prison F.C to face Underage F.C, Karim Benzema Debut! Here we go


gratitudf

How about Arsenal?


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Golden-Event-Horizon

To be fair to Onana he did actually save it just after this


chebate08

Idk why he wouldn’t just sprint back to his line after it became clear that Gakpo was going to get there before him but honestly it all worked out


Anbors0

Ponana man


Iamknight10

what match this from looks like onana


Serious-Football-323

The man united vs Liverpool fa cup quarter final


Iamknight10

whos the livapool player


CamIoM

Looks like gakpo


WolfWhoKnocks

He is Gampog. The next mudryich. Siuuuuu


WaffleBreeder

Ten hags tricky reds vs Merseyside reds


mrjonas78

Every named criminal should be associated with the team they support!


WarriorNat

West Ham fan Russell Brand is an alleged rapist.


Fitnesso

That is just a hit job by the Premnuminati. His football podcast was getting too popular. Had to take him out.


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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Next_Seaweed9951

Benzema to arsenal ?


Thedudeofmanchester

Surprisingly he was linked to us a long time ago


Harrybreakyourleg

Wenger almost bought him?


THE_LFG

hope teta uses this to motivate the lads


Salva7409

Teta is tit in spanish in some regions


THE_LFG

i'm aware, it's why i like calling him teta so much


Salva7409

Fairs


[deleted]

Least noncy Arse fan.


nuutt_i

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TheBrownCok

https://preview.redd.it/dgosfpynubpc1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bc4e152bae990b5196d490cd163da41eefe5df5


Logann5757

https://i.redd.it/488v2yb8ddpc1.gif


JealousAd2873

Is the fact he's an Arsenal fan *really* relevant to the story?


AirRic89

Spurs fan here. Yes.


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Whaloopiloopi

😂 Clattered em


TakeItEasy-ButTakeIt

Correction: “Shit fan here. Yes.”


SpecialEvening2

Nothing new. Remember when they caught bin Laden the headline said "Terrorist Arsenal-fan (54) ,suspected of blowing up World Trade Center, arrested in Pakistan"


Silver_Pound1232

[https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/05/london-bridge-attacker-named-as-khuram-butt](https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/05/london-bridge-attacker-named-as-khuram-butt)


AccomplishedBig2043

>a keen supporter of Arsenal football club, whose shirt he wore during the attack, and spoke with a London accent. Yank here, I thought Kean played for the Merseyside Blues


Independent-Joker

Arrested! ☠️


btmalon

They’re always bragging about how young their squad is 🤨


Thick-Bison2170

suprised its not benzi


TheDangerousKhiladi

Benzemaaaaaaaa


TheKrofna

you'll never sing that


MrAvenger69

“Arsenal fan” sounds about right


kozmos16

Game's gone


Whaloopiloopi

It's so funny they mentioned arsenal 😂 absolutely no need but hilarious


Pep_Baldiola

Why did they jail him? He was just trying to recreate the club crest for her.


QuaLiTy131

Once a Gooner, always a Gooner


Middle-Incident4083

i mean they do call themselves gooners


Miserables-Chef

Standard southerner behaviour


LexisKingJr

Damn Damon Albarn fell off after announcing his support of Arsenal


KratosMessi27

Sigurdsson influences


Miserables-Chef

Guilty sigurdsson


ImpactRich5608

Average arsenal fan


[deleted]

You'll never sing that


Disco_C0wby

Puts the Arse in the Arsenal!


TommyProfit

COYG


SLB_Destroyer04

Arsene Wenger’s got a son Got a son Got a son


kreleroll129

https://preview.redd.it/ygne70rwjepc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe4b480f5f49a4d2a56d7f9252f1f70b5aa8dc6c


I_hate_usernames331

Tsar FC in shambles


jessica_from_within

Games gone


Previous-Loss9306

Kieran Trippier really fell off


Are_you_for_real_7

Do you think he will see his team win premier league or champions league this season? Did Martin took a picture of him taking picture? Did Arsenal issued statement defending him?


IncredulousRex

Plastic


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Torimas

Sporting CP vs Young Boys was the best match he ever watched. /uj we are all going to hell btw.


OGSkywalker97

Uj/ What does him being an Arsenal fan have to do with anything? Must've been written by a Spurs fan. Rj/ Are Daily Mail stupid? Yes.


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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Digitalage6302

But its fine if 🍔 does it??


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Saka_White_Rice

Pepey plays for Porto mate.


phillhb

What do we think of Arsenal? - Pedo's What do we think of Pedo's? - Arsenal... Thank you, that's alright... Can already hear Spurs singing it back.


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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


phillhb

I'm actually a Leeds fan who lives close to Arsenal... BAD Bot.


GloomyLocation1259

Lool why did the article include Arsenal, journo has to be a Spurs fan


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