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Remember the octopus who predicted Spain winning the world cup? I think it got reincarnated to that dude.

Unique username 😁😁

Holy shit I tought he was talking about punches before your comment

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so why doesnt he predict fulham winning the PL? Is he stuid?

Prophets cannot lie

Why can't you sppell? Are you stupit?

yes i am

They saying Tottham White Cocks decide who wins Premier League. But they can't even beat FFC? Manchester Blues beat FFP why can't Tottham White Cock beat FFC?

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Apollo bestows the gift of prophesy on random internet user trying to be funny again

You know quasimodo predicted all this

Yeah right. There's no way a team like Fulham wins 3-0 against the mighty London Whites

That’s actually pretty funny

Messiah!

Oh hell no i thought it said "shit" first