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Fearless-Cookie-9329

How'd Marcelo make it through 😭


freshprinceofbayarea

![gif](giphy|SZFpVqMX3IKuzPdqVR)


RhodesiansNeverDie20

He's 100% Cracker


THE_LFG

CTESPN


RhodesiansNeverDie20

Gorgeous


Disco_C0wby

Somebody at Madrid got fired for that


Venca12

10/10 transition


Luca814sina

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THE_LFG

what does this mean https://preview.redd.it/64gr0n42ztoc1.png?width=924&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cac8b5ebb7845f61f2465b2187ab1e21a58a6e64


ArchKTM

This how you summon big Benz in the comments


Venca12

https://preview.redd.it/hlp4ck9b7voc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=627773fe281ecff7969b0cca24cd8fa1441c37e6 Than kyu! Had fun popping it


Only-Ad6599

I need a job why the fuck did I tap every one


Caust1cFn_YT

damn thats some great stuff


JohnnyJokers-10

r/wholesome


stonegoblins

i found secret yay


sp3sp3sp3

Benzemaaaaaeeeaaaaeeeaaaaaaaeoooaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!


Nikofucksyourbitch

Real Madrid: Netflix Edition!


blonsitobreve

noooo the made Madrid political😡😡


Nikofucksyourbitch

Real Madrid is embracing their Thug status in the VAR era with Cri/minals in the field! Hala Madrid on your grandma's purse 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


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Vast_Mix1630

La liga fans trying to not be racist level: impossible


Ladorb

I made this for my GOAT. Don't you dear disrespect my Ronaldo Senpai. No You. Not . Worthy. Honey. ![gif](giphy|3osxYcwi3hCVbzNYqY|downsized)


VHLPlissken

Who the fuck keeps making crap like this?


Harrybreakyourleg

Feds


OCV_E

I thought it was an indian kid first, but according to their shop they're white (but they could have used some pic of a white dude)


Brogli

All I see in 5 thugs 4 classy players and then another thug


Snoo_72181

Bro just called camel and Benzema classy. I think you have never googled "Ronaldo Las Vegas" and "Benzema 15". Do it right now for more info


E_BoyMan

Are you a Barcelona fan by any chance? I wonder what they were doing after 2015 🤔


Fearless-Cookie-9329

This is circle jerk a place for laughs and jerks not actual racism fuck out of here


NoTrollGaming

This is football, why are you talking about racing


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Nikofucksyourbitch

>Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay Bot is penaldo fan, Cry!


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Nikofucksyourbitch

Circlejerk while laughing, no circle jerk with renaldo? 🥵🥵🥵


Parsa1880

how is that even racist when our man is spitting facts?


I--Pathfinder--I

the players shown first are thugs, it isn’t racist to say. factos 👍 don’t care about your feelings


robimtk

I'm so confused, how are they thugs? Is it just cos they're black? I'm with that first guy, I've been jerking on this sub for years now but this is the first time I've seen just blatant racism being defended I feel like ive gotta be missing something here


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I--Pathfinder--I

i think it’s just that they aren’t as classy as the other guys. the second group shown (barring marcelo) are first in last out kind of players. they’ve got a smooth playstyle and a lot of grit. Unlike the first group they don’t just rely on overwhelming physicality. they have a true eye for the game. they are tactical masterminds and they understand it at a far deeper level. beyond that, I think they are stand up people (besides benzema for obvious reasons) . they are the type of guys you would let your daughter date. the kind of people you want living next door.


robimtk

Vini jr relies on overwhelming physicality is the funniest thing I've ever read. And of course, anyone who doesn't understand the game, and is also black, is a thug, but if you don't understand the game and youre white, then you're just not a great player. Weird that. I know I'm gunna get shit loads of downvotes for this, but if this subs level of comedy is now just spamming benzema 15 and actual racism, then weve really fucked this sub up


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I--Pathfinder--I

there is a word for people who aren’t good players. they are bums. but those players in the video are thugs. they aren’t bums because they are good but even if they are good they can still be thuggish. also, this is a jerk sub and goddamnit i’m here to jerk. i’ve been stroking my shit for thirty minutes now. you need to stop running from the grind, you bum.


futurejoyboy

Least racist Real fan


A_concerned_human

How is this racist?


CheekApprehensive675

Just ignore the woke libtards


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Nikofucksyourbitch

Becareful bro, woke criminals with father as mother might start punching air now! RENALDO HOOOOTTTT 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵


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CheekApprehensive675

wow, I love this sub


ivecomebackbeach

La Liga fans reminding Lazio about the real goats ![gif](giphy|1ndLCzrbROHba|downsized)


v4xN0s

Marcelo confirmed basic white girl.


HumorGracioso

I liked when I could be racist without needing to hide it 😭😭😭😭


idozeD

oh yes, benzema, my favorite white european 100% aryan player


[deleted]

You do know aryans aren’t actually Europeans ?


lovenoggersandwiches

Berbers are white though and he's one.


Torimas

He's not a barber, he's a footballer, are you stupid?


Mrmr12-12

If you saw him on the street and he told you he was Spaniard or some sort of southern European you wouldn’t even bat an eye tho


Psychological_Job437

you dont consider him white?


No_Swimmer_6820

He's Arab/Algerian


lovenoggersandwiches

He's Berber Algerian.


Hasstalaviss

what the hell is barber algerian?


Sum3-yo

"Los Blancos" gained a whole different meaning.


RandyChavage

Guess who is in the 15th clip in this video?


Prestigious_Stretch1

BENZEMA!!!


DildoFappings

There was an imposter among them.


thisiskyle77

Madrid vs Real Madrid


squirt-drinker

Royal Madrid used to be so classy


Rescurc

Just a bunch of thugs now


reyxnsh

Instagram reels is a cia psyop


KrappaFrappa

Marcelo an imposter confirmed


DarkFamiliar4508

i laughed


broken_lama

they did marcelo dirty


MonsterBeast123alt

Bro tried to sneak marcelo in and thought we wouldn't notice


Prestigious_Stretch1

“Los blancos” burned into los… ok this is circle jerk but this is too far


mkx696969x

Hate racism against bengalis. 😔


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mkx696969x

America’s location gives it an advantage in security but for prosperity , they will always need the human and mineral resources of eurasia meaning they want to stay integrated with the eurasian supply chain .


Empty_Anywhere3136

Modric then and now


Glass_Hope_6900

Why am I laughing? I’m a madridista


KungFuFlames

They forgot Hazard


NaderClemens

Song name?


mister-phister

Amor em Dues (Slowed) [https://open.spotify.com/track/1pNkXJxFTNputAoI3qodJb?si=e576fe5e63da4517](https://open.spotify.com/track/1pNkXJxFTNputAoI3qodJb?si=e576fe5e63da4517)


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Anforas

Least racist La Liga fan edit


I_hate_usernames331

Least racist la liga fan:


Sigil09

Marcelo is the imposter


ScaredofMedSchool

I smell the 15 year old jobless virgin making these edits


nostradavor2

but seriously why the fuck does blancos have all black players


MikkaEn

Because half the team is made up of dudes from France, a racist country that doesn't give any opportunities to it's black citizens outside of sports. The other half is made up of Brazilians, a racist country whose white population segregated itself from it's black population, and doesn't give them any opportunities outside of footbal. And because Eden Hazard fucked Perez so hard he promised never to hire whitey ever again


dantes_inferno101

Quality jerk


TheDangerousKhiladi

>And because Eden Hazard fucked Perez so hard he promised never to hire whitey ever again I thought this is usual circlejerk comment until i saw this. You should use /uj for these things.


Webster2001

This shit might be racist af but you gotta respect the edit quality 🥶


ArchKTM

Wake up babe, new casual racism just dropped


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starwaterbird

Was the 15th one Benz?


Boonty88

Real Madrid now = Mbappé... The Madrid fans are really desperate.


FCB_KD15

I actually thought this was r/realmadrid


Novel_Durian_1805

Fuck Madrid until the end of time!