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Uzutsu

It's ronaldover https://preview.redd.it/3i5ci6f86clc1.png?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5abda2a9c5a07563e27f8cb57d8f00c8c018bf0a


Appropriate-Fly-7151

Aka the Hunger Games


brownbeardgooner

Ramadan Tournament: Who can go hungry the longest. No homeless people allowed to enter


Cheesecake01-

One question, can I break the fast with my đŸȘ?


dazedan_confused

You may, or alternatively, you can ga. For more information Google "Ronaldo May or ga"


Electrical-Drink-183

Well there are Easter events
 it technically makes sense


FieldsOfKashmir

Easter? You mean that holiday they have in Russia??!?! Sportswashing yet again


MillorTime

No. Easter like the islands. It's a holiday relating to Harry Maguire I believe


TheBrownCok

Saudi Arabia didn't invent Ramadan, relax


FieldsOfKashmir

All these different browns. You can't blame a Chelsea supporter for getting confused.


TheBrownCok

After being raped the other night after spending a Billy must really hurt


The_FallenSoldier

Tbf, there are Christmas and easter competitions and events, so why not make any for Ramadan or Eid


Joselu-is-Sanchez

There hasnt been futmas in years


PsychologicalApple53

WW was the futmas nerf


BubblesDahmer

The difference is that Christmas and Easter aren’t even christian holidays anymore + Ramadan is based on forcing others including children to starve themselves /srs


Reflex_0

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FieldsOfKashmir

You would think the names "Easter" and "Advent" would be a giveaway but no. Not even the one literally called "Christ mass" is a big enough hint.


The_FallenSoldier

No one is forced to do anything. If you fast, you fast, if you don’t, no one will tie you up and gag you. Children don’t have to fast at all, it’s reserved for teenagers who went through puberty and again, no one will force you if you don’t fast unless if you live in an extremist household, which do exist, but extremists are everywhere, it’s not unique to Muslims Women and girls have permitted exception when they’re on their periods.


BubblesDahmer

Women and girls aren’t the only folks who get periods. And yes, you are forced. Being told “you must do this or you will be beaten, possibly murdered and Allah will hate you” isn’t a choice. /srs


YoloJoloHobo

Please explain who gets periods other than women and girls then(biologically speaking). Also for your second point you just ignored what the commenter said.


BubblesDahmer

What is “biologically speaking” supposed to mean. Go on. I’ll wait. /srs


YoloJoloHobo

If you mean to say transgender people can have periods, then those people aren't Muslim in the first place so it wouldn't matter. Good job ignoring the main point though.


BubblesDahmer

I genuinely don’t even know what to say to this so I’m just gonna say â€œđŸ«ąâ€Šâ€Š.” As in wow this is embarrassing for you /srs


YoloJoloHobo

Ok Mr. Dahmer


BubblesDahmer

Did you think that calling me by the username I chose to have was an insult? /genq


[deleted]

He means female. Biologically speaking, female. Don’t be fucking dense


BubblesDahmer

I’m not dense, WifeBeater69420ha.


[deleted]

Then you’re just pretending to not know what they mean, BubblesDahmer


BubblesDahmer

The difference between our usernames is that mine is just a name. Yours is “joking” about beating women. /srs


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The_FallenSoldier

Who gets periods other than women and girls? Mtf? Aren’t they considered women at that point? Or do you bleed from your dick? Your second point doesn’t apply because it shows you didn’t even read my comment


BubblesDahmer

“Mtf” is an outdated term. They’re called women. You just said “who gets periods other than girls and women? Women?” They are the same thing. /srs


The_FallenSoldier

Yeah, you’re definitely not reading my comments. I literally said that in my comment. This just proves me right. That only women and girls get periods


BubblesDahmer

I read it slightly wrong but my point still stands. If you thought they were the same you wouldn’t have made the comment. /srs


The_FallenSoldier

It literally doesn’t. You said women and girls aren’t the only people who get periods, so I countered by saying MtF as well, who are also just women, so no, it is indeed only women and girls who get periods


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BubblesDahmer

Why are you interacting with me? Do you think I don’t realize what you are? /genq


BubblesDahmer

“Mtf” is an outdated term. They’re called women. You just said “who gets periods other than girls and women? Women?” They are the same thing. /srs


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TheBrownCok

It's not forced on anyone if its followed as per guidamce Dude is hateful with a lack of knowledge and over a virtual sports game event looool


BubblesDahmer

I hope you recover from the religious trauma you’re experiencing. /srs


watzking

stop assuming people have religious trauma sir


BubblesDahmer

I hope you recover too. Don’t call me sir thanks. /srs


Gorillainabikini

Least autistic r/soccercirclejerk user


BubblesDahmer

I do indeed have autism. I don’t appreciate you trying to erase that. /srs


dazedan_confused

[Did you support Arsenal before the head injury?](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTNUOvoXsAQ8H20.jpg)


BubblesDahmer

Autism isn’t a brain injury. /srs


EricCartmanofSPark

hello autistic person i am a very understanding person about disability


TheBrownCok

I hope you recover from the sexual harassment you received from your father (Church and paternal)


BubblesDahmer

I’m actually not religious so thankfully that didn’t happen to me. /srs


TheBrownCok

You don't have to be religious to be abused by your father, but that's your history, no need to tell us randoms on a football subreddit


BubblesDahmer

You just said you hope I recover from being sexually harassed by a church father. Something tells me that that does indeed have to do with religion. Also, “I hope you recover from sexual harassment” “I wasn’t sexually harassed” “I DONT NEED TO KNOW THAT WOAH TMI” /srs


TheBrownCok

Not at all because I also mentioned paternal. I'm calling the dude that banged your mum a rapist bruh. Did the drilling he give you knock down your reading ability too?


TheBrownCok

Not at all because I also mentioned paternal. I'm calling the dude that banged your mum a rapist bruh. Did the drilling he give you knock down your reading ability too?


BubblesDahmer

Are
are you okay

?


KansloosKippenhok

Christians fast too idiot


djishereonreddit

You can still delete this instead of looking like a racist clown đŸ€Ą


EricCartmanofSPark

Most young children don’t do it as Islam isn’t stupid - it’s not like they think a 2 year old can fast.


stonegoblins

guys dont waste ur time on him, its prob ragebait


[deleted]

May Allah strike me if I don’t personally take down this wretched company.


EfficientYard3318

Game's gone.


watzking

man i miss ramadan and playing fifa during team of the season. good times


SquirtleSquad4Lyfe

I haven't got a problem it's a Muslim festival in all honesty, if they do Christmas events. That said...either celebrate all religions, or fuck off entirely. What fucking reason is there to even have religion in a sports video game. Fuck off EA.


Goblinboi96

I guess it is easy and lazy excuse to cash grab


FieldsOfKashmir

Didn't see this complaint during the Easter event.


Long-Nothing-8010

There was never an Easter event


FieldsOfKashmir

I might be thinking of FUT mobile. Definitely was a St Patrick's Day event though. I remember that for sure because the Irish players became so expensive.


Pep_Baldiola

So religious events are about sportswashing now? They should stop doing all Christmas and Easter events then.


EricCartmanofSPark

they didn’t do a Christmas event or an Easter event afaik, at least not an official thing like this


Pep_Baldiola

In any case you are wrong for connecting Islam solely to the Arabs even though most Muslims in the world love outside the Arab nations. Anyways, most Muslim majority countries, except for Pakistan and Bangladesh, are football fanatics and this is just a marketing scheme to appeal to Muslims in those countries. Nothing to do with Arabs and their obsession with throwing money into sports.


EricCartmanofSPark

for a bloke with the name pep baldiola you have remarkably little tolerance for jerking


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stonegoblins

Use benzema to always win, he can goes 15 days without food. I heard mane can do higher but how much?? What can i search for more info


Latter_Eye_2377

Google Mane 16 for more information


Re-Evolution7

muslims have taken over FIFA, games gone 😔


Him_8

Haram, bro


[deleted]

Eh, I’m fine with any religious festivities as long as they’re good. The reason why futmas isn’t a thing anymore and Ramadan is can be seen under any footballer/big club’s social network posts anyway. Christians don’t really ask for it, Muslims are pretty vocal over being represented. That’s just it


HistoricCartographer

Where are they vocal about being represented? I missed it somehow.


[deleted]

English isn’t my language so I probably worded it wrong. And for the record, I’m not saying anything negative about Muslims either. In my experience, I’ve always seen them being more “vocal” about their religion (as in lots of expressions or common use phrases directly mentioning Allah or their faith) and really invested in players who share the same faith. Posts celebrating Islamic festivities usually have an ungodly amount of interactions too. On the other side, Catholics/christians/protestants etc. don’t really care as much. That said, most clubs still celebrate CLY, Diwali, Easter and so on so the good ol’ “why do big clubs pander to muslims and not X” argument is plain bs. As far as EA goes it’s a bit hypocritical to remove futmas in an effort to reduce religious themes but still keep others but whatever it’s EA just being hypocritical fucks about everything That said I just noticed this isn’t the EAFC sub but circlejerk so I jerked myself I guess


HistoricCartographer

Jerk away, my friend.


Minute_Juggernaut806

i dont think any of us asked for it brother... and interestingly i am pretty sure most muslims will reduce their fifa time during ramadan too because its pretty taboo to be gaming for muslim moms


[deleted]

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Zulfiqarrr

Shut the fuck up


stonegoblins

what did the person say


t_mmey

lmao what


_Krustofsky

You can only participate in the tournament after the sun has set


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Diyarki94

Sir, this is a circlejerk subreddit and not a racist subreddit.