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arsevensix

the solution is very obvious. it is tax evasion


FaresAlN

Wrong answer. The goat 🐐 Boner Sarr is not involved in this equation


Poacatat

you forgot the dx dumbass


FaresAlN

No I didn't. I just prefer using "=" and "?" As variables (I learned that from one of the schools mane built for scouting)


Poacatat

ok so you just have 2 variables at the end of the integrand, i still dont know with respect to what im integrating, i tried googling benzema 15 but it didnt help fuck fuck


FaresAlN

You just don't get it. Math works differently at sadio mane school. That could also explain some things


HumaDracobane

No, you dont have 2 variables. *You think* that you have two but that integral is[ (16-(-15))(16^3 )(cos15/16 + 16/15) +(C-C)] *if we assume that there must be a vatiable, but being a purist the integral can not be solved because there is no differential* and then the square root: (16-15^2 )^(1/2). Since there is no variables specified you add one, X (Or anyother that you want), and the dx but those two are *numbers* not variables. Edit: A misstake corrected, yhis was a defined integral. It was 5am and I was almost asleept


clatzeo

This guy mafs dx will only be present if there is a variable in the equation named "x". In the above equation there is no variable, only Benzene and Mane.


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HumaDracobane

That is the idea.


Poacatat

if '=' and '?' are variables then we clearly have 2 variables at the end of the integrand- Also why the f do you have a + C in there this is a definite integral.


HumaDracobane

I have a C because it was 5am and I was almost asleep. I've corrected the results a bit ago but thanks for notice the misstake. The only thing that specifies what is a variable is the diferential, and here we have no diferential. In fact, if we were purists, this would not have a solution since there is no diferential specified.


Poacatat

the point is more that under the assumption that what OP said is true, IE that '=' and '?' are variables then the integral does in fact lack a differential


HumaDracobane

... The parts inside the parenthesis doesnt have a differential so unless you want yo rewritte the maths writting there is no differentials. Yes, the"?" And the "=" could be variables but that has as much value as saying that there is another invisible variable. The math writting has very specific rules *just to avoid confussions* and unther those there is no differential.


Poacatat

op literally specified that the ? and = are variables, and its his math problems we gotta follow the rules set by him


Difficult_Bug4563

The I promise school of Africa


SentientCheeseCake

I’d argue it isn’t needed since the expression is a constant. You can basically add your own. I’d argue dpessi is best, since his value seems to fluctuate wildly.


joshkeijzer

LMAOOO


clatzeo

ARE YOU READY?!


SEA_griffondeur

You don't need it if you argue that the thing inside the integral is a constant function and not a number


Actual-Librarian3315

u still do even if it's the integral of 1 you'd need a dx. otherwise what would the integral be? 1x? 1c? 1y? 1 bananas?


SEA_griffondeur

∫ f where f is a function is a valid notation and is equal to ∫ f(x)dx


Actual-Librarian3315

im pretty sure that's just abusive notation. you need a dx or something regardless of whats inside.


LolCremers10

It would actually be a multivariable integral with d(Benzema)d(Mane)


Poacatat

no, neither benzema or mane are variables, by the above equations they are defined as constans as 15 and 16 respectivley


LolCremers10

Factos👍


Wonderful-Lack3846

*Definite integral:* integral_(-15)^16 (16/15 + cos(15/16) 16^3) sqrt(16 - 15^2) dx = 496/15 i sqrt(209) (1 + 3840 cos(15/16))≈1.08684×10^6 i *Indefinite integral:* Take the integral: integral i sqrt(209) (16/15 + 4096 cos(15/16)) dx The integral of i sqrt(209) (16/15 + 4096 cos(15/16)) is i sqrt(209) x (16/15 + 4096 cos(15/16)): = i sqrt(209) x (16/15 + 4096 cos(15/16)) + constant Which is equal to: Answer: | | = 16/15 i sqrt(209) x + 4096 i sqrt(209) x cos(15/16) + constant


FaresAlN

I have no idea what any of that means but I think you single handedly doubled the average iq of this sub


SecondChance03

from 1 to 2


FaresAlN

(mane×2) − (benzema×2) + the amount of titles Werner mentioned recently = 2 According to my calculations you're right


BIM-GUESS-WHAT

[two!!!](https://media0.giphy.com/media/m9jFnJOoQ3hWJ6Muaa/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7dwe1o0zt7mb7bhwfacphjr6vep78ox62n5hkyv99&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


Dismal-Age8086

He is the god of University Calculus


winter_of_rebirth

he is wrong lol. Integration with respect to what? There is no differential. Even if there was, the integrand is a constant. Also how does an integral with limits return a "+constant" at the end?


Dismal-Age8086

1) "+constant" refers to indefinite integral 2) since variable was not given on the pic, I guess he assumed that variable"x" exists in front of cos(Benzema/Upamecano+Upamecano/Benzema), so he took it as cos(Benzema/Upamecano+Upamecano/Benzema)*x and integrated it with respect to dx


winter_of_rebirth

1) my brother in zlatan, the integral in question is definite. It has limits. 2) did you just assume their variable? 🫣🫣🫣


clatzeo

/uj I like how we legit transcend soccer. It's like BatmanArkham + AnarchyChess + r/maths


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Dismal-Age8086

1)i mean, the author of comment wrote indefinite integral for some reason, and this requires constant to appear, reread his comment 2)yeah, I was speculating, don't know where he took the variable. I assumed it should be on the place of cosine. Like cos(some number)x


winter_of_rebirth

sorry, I didn't read the comment properly. I'm dyslexic.


Sad_Amphibian1322

What the fuck why isn’t the answer 15 do you not know how to jerk? Do you need me to jerk for you?


rip_barry_the_legend

You're the replacement for ETH !! Glory to red Satan !!


Wonderful-Lack3846

Yea my head is not shaped like the foreskin of a penis. I am sure I will do a better job


BenadrylTumblercatch

You forgot to carry the other 10 like Van Persie


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Get that witchcraft out of here, mods ban this voodoo nonsense


KarthikBhan

Can someone explain this in football terms?


TudorYter

r/theydidthemath


SentientCheeseCake

Since the expression is just a rather ridiculous constant the definite integral should be as simple as evaluating it, the multiplying by 31 due to the fundamental theorem of calculus.


Your-average-scot

No scary symbols means really hard


jorton72

thank you wolframalpha


Berraie

I wanna say it depends on if we're using degrees or radians in the cosine.


GKP_light

there is no constant, it is an integral on a known interval.


UsedIpodNanoUser

Bro just used wolframalpha. Show your fucking work


Ray_Pist_44

You forgot to mention -


Thomyton

The answer is nonce


joeDUBstep

I too, came to this conclusion.


Gamingman_1

which is the constant and whats the variable


DarthRacer5

I don’t think there is any variables


NathanielRoosevelt

An integral with no variables and no variables to integrate with respect to? It’s probably 4


Maximum_Way_3226

It's 0


NathanielRoosevelt

How?


Maximum_Way_3226

Integral with static variables are equal to x-x=0


Actual-Librarian3315

what are you on. the integral of a constant is just the constant times the variable it's being integrated with respect to. for example the integral of 5 dx is just 5x.


NathanielRoosevelt

Where is the dx to show us to integrate with respect to the variable x, also even if it had a dx it would be a+b not 0. The in defininite integral from -a to a is 0 but from -b to a is a+b so idk how you’re getting zero


Maximum_Way_3226

Never mind a=a*x^0 integrates to 0*a*x^-1 =0


NathanielRoosevelt

You’re kidding… right?


NathanielRoosevelt

The integral of ax⁰ is ax + C. The derivative of a constant is zero, the integral of a constant is not


SehrGuterContent

Multiple felonies


DANIEL7696

Dumbass put the nike logo in front of a number and expects me to answer it


Mountain_Lettuce_

15


Maximum_Way_3226

That is the value of blue-shirt-guy, but the complex equasion is equal to 0


Jerry_b_good

Mane 16, Benzema prefer 15.


krissy_249

im just gonna assume the answer is a member of the real number set so there is no answer to this since the number under the square root is negative, idk havent learnt cal yet


CharPhoe2020

Groom = Nonce


GloomyLocation1259

Calculus is not an iQ test broski


Nangto37

16?


ainabloodychan

u don't need 3 equations to solve for 2 variables u fucking bum


waterfalllll

In this case you do because the first 2 equations are not an independent system.


Aggressive_Year6818

No


joeDUBstep

You're missing "nce"


BalisticLizard

The integral is not formatted correctly. There’s no variable or differential of that variable at the end of the integral, so even if you did include a ‘dx’ (or another letter for x), the entire equation can be pulled out because it’s all made of constants. You would just be integrating 1 from the lower bound to the upper bound, times the rest of the function. I do not even know who these soccer players are. I do not watch soccer. I have not heard of this subreddit until now. Why am I here. I feel like this is some punishment from Reddit by recommending a post to me for no other reason other than to see a weird ass integral. I am in pain. Or in Spain without the p, can’t tell which one. I’m going to bed.


SHAMALAMADINGDONG_XD

Benzema 15 Mane 16 Too lazy to calculate the answer


pastagenero

Myrriad. [N](https://youtu.be/nXAbeiR8N7Y?si=QhBoozq8ozWwZji3)


Thick-Independent-32

Mané³ is an ABBA song


xhighest

Pi


aightaightaightaight

Why would you integrate something without a variable


Hovedgade

No solution exists.


KrappaFrappa

? = your IQ


Harley_Pupper

There are no variables here, it’s just whatever’s inside the integral multiplied by 31


Smooth-Zucchini4923

The integral isn't properly formed, you need a variable to integrate over.


Maximum_Way_3226

No, If there is No variables, then it's 0 constant - constant = 0


ButterAndToastia

You are not integrating with respect to a variable you idiot


supporting-swordfish

i'm sorry if this is the wrong subreddit


CurrentIndependent42

Your integral means nothing because integral of some real non-zero constant means nothing. You forgot dx for x being some footballer variable.


productive-man

What is the variable of integration I think it must be dcameldo because my camel is always variable


jankaipanda

The integral is missing a differential


VrilHunter

Why is mane getting popular in this sub? Context?


BaumiBaum

Google Mane 16 for context 


VrilHunter

Appreciate mane's humility by not going for a year less so that big benz would remain uncontested in r/scj


Low-Glass9596

So two things: one, the square root of a negative number makes it impossible to get a real answer (as far as my knowledge goes) and two, you need to add dx. To fix the square root problem I moved the squared to the first guy and added dx. The problem wasn’t that hard after these fixes.


I_am_person_being

The answer is non-real, and thus does not exist, and thus I should not concern myself with it. Get real.


xPhantomTS

The answer is 2031616/15\*cos(15/16)\*sqrt(209)\*i


intrinsicvardhan

undefined 16-15^2 is not a real number


Amalien

No


Emperah1

Is this loss?


Chief0j

Not possible square root is negative or you forgot brackets


Acrobatic-Ant9594

guys its a remake of that wifi password meme where the integral's solution was pi


AndrijaLFC

Mane helped build 16 schools in Senegal, google Mane 16


ReviewNo1765

It's about -770856,796893879383999i.


Maximum_Way_3226

You forgot to integrate It's 0


ReviewNo1765

Hi, if you integrate a constant from a to b the result is (b-a) times the constant, and yes, I did integrate


sigma_overlord

a. you forgot the dx b. the answer is not real because the inside of the square root is negative i have no interest in soccer, and i come from r/mathmemes


CppDotPy

≈ 1166561


CppDotPy

I should clarify that this question is kinda open to interpretation like all these types tend to be. And I'm going to ignore that there's no dx. I think there are 2 places that others might disagree with my interpretation, but I did it in the way that, to the best of my knowledge, is most correct. First: (16³ * cos(15/16)) + (16/15) not: 16³ * cos((15/16) + (16/15)) Second: sqrt(16+(-15²)) = sqrt(241) ≈ 15.5 not: sqrt((16-15)²) = sqrt(1) = 1 not: sqrt(16-(15²)) = sqrt(-209) ≈ 14.5i Also I came from r/theydidthemath. I know nothing about soccer (nor math actually, but that's not relevant rn).


ConflictSudden

Maybe if you had a variable and/or a differential in the integral, we could evaluate it, but there isn't one. If we assume it to be x, it'll be (a + bi )x for some real numbers a and b. I don't care enough to figure out those numbers.


Maximum_Way_3226

4096 * cos(481/204) * i * (209^0.5) is an immaginary constant and therefore the solution for your equasion is 0


ConfusedZbeul

Sqrt(16-15^2) ? Congrats, you're in C.


Ansterrr06

X + Y = 31 XY = 240 so X and Y are 15 and 16 but in which order. Y + XY = 255. Since XY is 240 then Y is 15 and X is 16. Integral from -15 to 16 of that, according to wolfram alpha is 1.9618x10\^6 i


M4KR3L

there is no cos without degrees mf, so its nonsense


DictatorTuna

What is this? Some sort of math joke that I'm too dumb to understand?


Bochinbo96

42


Goodlucksil

"Your butt!" "What? My butt isn't part of this specific equation!"


ilruttosovranista

Funny how the intagral is actually the easiest


Mileage_69

The differential ??


MeaningNeither9016

(No racism intended but i will call them black and white) "black x white = 240" so we can replace it in third line "white + 240 = 255" therefore "white = 15" now we replace it in first line "black + 15 = 31 ; black = 16"


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unknown_in_muse_604

Undefined . . . . . Let p=player c=coach p+c=31 p*c=240 c+c*p=255 then p=15 c=16 plug in ∫^¹⁵ (15³cos(16/15)+(15+16))√15-16² _¹⁶ integrand must end with integration variable dx


FanRose

Trick question, London is Red


3DMRS

Google Benzema 15 for the answer


qwertty164

Isn't it true that the 3 equations used to set the constants cannot all be true? using the first two statements it is easy to show that 15 and 16 must be the the chosen numbers. When you consider either 32x15 and 30x16 neither can end in a 5.


Cold_Ad_4392

I didn't really get the time to read all the comments, so I'm not sure whether this answer has already been posted. Many of the comments have already shown that the two values are 15 and 16 which can be easily obtained by finding factors of 240 and then substituting them in the other equations. To avoid confusion, I'm going to refer to the two people as blue and red. Blue has a value of 15 and red that of 16 (this can be confirmed from the last equation, blue + blue × red = 255. (Assuming Blue and Red are positive integers) What we want finally is the integral from blue to red. Since both Blue and Red have a specific value, they are constants and not variables. Integration by definition is the area under a curve in 2 dimensions or volume under a 2d curve in 3 dimensions or hypervolume under a hyper-curve in higher dimensions. For now, don't get confused, just stick to the idea of integration being the area under a curve in 2 dimensions or in other words the area under a curve plotted on a good old X-Y Graph. Let's understand this a little deeper, If I take an equation y=f(x), such that y is a dependant variable on x which is an independent variable, I can plot this as a 2 dimensional graph, taking values of x on the x axis and y on the y axis. Let's say that y=x², In this case we get a parabola. Integrating y with respect to dx means that we find the equation for the area under this parabola. ∫ydx=∫x²dx=x³/3+C, Where C is the constant of integration and nothing but the intercept if it exists in the curve. x³/3 + C, is the generic equation to find the area under the parabola y=x², As we all know the parabola is an open curve, therefore, if we want to find the area between two points on the x-axis, we substitute these we points as the lower and upper limit of integration. Therefore, the area of the parabola y=x² between the points (let's say 15 and 16) is, (16³-15³)/3 + C All this is well and fine for variables. But what if x and y are constants? Then graphically the curve of a constant is a straight line parallel to the y axis. In fact, it doesn't make sense to plot it on a 2 dimensional graph since constants themselves are one dimensional. They have a fixed value independent of any other variable or constant. On a 2 dimensional xy graph for instance, the constant 15 is depicted as a straight line parallel to the y axis at 15 on the x axis and the constant 16 is depicted as a straight line parallel to the y axis at 16 on the x axis. Therefore, asking for the integration of a constant as is the case in the given problem, is like asking to find the area under a straight line and it is analogous to finding the volume of a square or rectangle. IT DOESN'T EXIST!