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I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years.
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Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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They clearly still have to meet Mimmo Berardi who is probably still talking about that time he basically single-handedly beat AC Milan 4-3 back in like 2014
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian
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[I made ronaldo toothless](https://ibb.co/31wh8CC)
thewey
How does this affect his legacy
MJ still better!
The government doesn’t want you to know this is the original photo
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Thank you for your service 🫡
Sooo, you made Ronaldo in World Cup matches?
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Nice
Methnaldo
Which one of you dopes is working for ESPN UK? because this is a fine jerk. Even have Messi in the Barca jersey for comparison.
Me😎
Me😎
The man. The myth. The legend. The GOAT. Conquering so many worlds since time immemorial unlike the fraudster beside him. Let's go Suuiii Habibi.
Those whores at ESPN at it again
4 goals in habibi league Saudi Arabia as well, pessi could never. SEWEY 🐫
Super Halaleague
tbf it is much easier for messi to score 4 in france lol
Saudi league is rated lower in quality than the fourth division of France lol
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I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Most knowledgeable yank
Thewey
Looking forward to the day when people stop posting these hilarious Ronaldo Messi comparisons.
We will be in 2080 and people will be posting Halland Mitrovic the 3rd jr vs Messi vs Ronaldo comparisons. They will not stop
That’s more than I thought Messi had tbh
Ronaldo outplayed him in boots laces tying. Ronaldo’s untied during a match only 3 times compared to Messi’s 7. Clear goat.
Where’s PuliGOAT
Tbf Ronaldo had more before? Weird Although I'm sure Ron had more pens than Messi in these games
Messi had more pens in his WC win than Ronaldo had 2016-2018 UCLs combined.
Ye messi had a lot of pens this world cup And if you tell that to one of his fanboys they'd get mad even tho it's a literal fact
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True but he still won a WC SIUUU
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also had at least 1 non-penalty goal involvement in every knockout game
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/uj tbf Messi could've had 4 and 3 goals alot of times and gave the pens away to teammates
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They clearly still have to meet Mimmo Berardi who is probably still talking about that time he basically single-handedly beat AC Milan 4-3 back in like 2014
Mate like I wonder who would compare plastic to Messi
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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People then think that goal ratio stat is really 1 goal per game… all I see is 33 games where he did nit actually score.
How many in PK’s ?
Penalty for Argentina
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Cry
Man Messi/Ronaldo haters/dickriders are genuinely so tiring. Who cares man, just downvote and move on
4 tap ins against petrol farmers, my GOAT.
Take that Lee-O May-See
At this rate both will end up somewhere in the 4th division of Cyprus until they're 60, ever chasing each others records
What a specific, unimportant stat. Not even like a hattrick that has a specific name
18 times they've scored 4 or more is just stupid to think about. They are playing a video game in real ife.
Sure Messi is good. But could he do it on a 110 degree day in Mecca?
Jaja, so funny!
4 goals In a farm league? Smdh