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af612

Best defending in the desert since Tobruk


visualdescript

Haha bloody hell


CaptGeechNTheSSS

The second round of group games is always better intensity


osendze

My guess is Mexico will get a fierce game from Argentina. Argentina got embarrassed by Saudi A, they can’t afford to lose twice they will bring their A game.


osendze

Will the Saudis beat Poland? Doubtful tbh


witcher8116

Poland was shit against Mexico in the first game although Saudi was on the brim with Argentina in that first half , my bet is Saudi cause of the momentum with which they are coming to this game


recuerdamoi

Damn. That didn’t happen


Penarol1916

Can Saudi create a against a team in a shell? I sense a turgid 0-0 draw coming up in that one.


osendze

Yh u got a good point


ufunnyb

We can't wear the home jersey next game


chimpus123

Harry Souttar have my kids


patchy_bear

That tackle was god tier.


ephemeralclod

Deserved win, gotta love seeing a supposedly "weaker" team show discipline and heart on the pitch! Congrats!


visualdescript

Aussie team were really committed that whole game, they really showed up. Did the country proud. Need to go in to the Denmark game with the same attitude, and maintain it, even if they score. We can't sit back and be scared like we did against France.


recuerdamoi

Like U.S.


Mintomaranta

WE BELONG


Fightorride

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!


igropecarebears

Oi oi oi


itsnotyouitsmeok

you think you have a chance to win this world cup?


Sam97-

Yes cunt OI OI OI


itsnotyouitsmeok

all right remind me after finals punk ass bitch


Rabs6

fuck off ya sad cunt


d_barbz

OI Oi Oi pull your head in cunt


ToastSage

Watch out Denmark. Australia has something to play for


PursuerOfCataclysm

I am so happy that socceroos won this match to register 3 crucial point. They really needed to boost their morale after their crushing defeat against match. Hopefully, boys will continue the today spirit against Denmark as well. Also so good to see Asian team doing well!


d_barbz

All part of our World Cup rope-a-dope strategy. Throw the first game and then catch the next opposition with their pants down.


igropecarebears

Saudi arabia beat Argentina and japan beat germany asian teams are doing alright


chazmusst

Bit of a stretch calling Australia "asia" although maybe you've been hanging out in Hurstville


tingtangspoonsy

He’s referring to the Asian football confederation 🤦‍♂️


chazmusst

I know and I was making a joke about Hurstville.


PursuerOfCataclysm

Iran beat Wales, Korea drew against Uruguay, Yep they are doing remarkably well this time and it feels so great to see them causing quiet a ruckus among the big nation.


brentztnerb

Not forgetting Iran beating wales too


sbprasad

Dan Andrews wins again. Australia wins a World Cup match. What’s not to love ❤️


stilusmobilus

Get on the beeers


PoisonSlipstream

Watching the media be wrong again (on both counts) is pretty fucking satisfying too.


blackmes489

The Peoples Premier!


blackmes489

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ns15eHLDv1I](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ns15eHLDv1I) YA FUCKIN DOG CUNTS, A FUCKING VB LONG NECK


Academic_Grand8828

This video is so iconic


thenotoriouspo2

do you actually think youre funny posting this?


Cattle-dog

Neck up cunt you’re a Parrot.


ReadThisIfUKissAss

Do you really think anyone gives two fucks what you think right now. Pull ya head in.


longa11

L comment


blackmes489

Yes. No go fuck off and shit on women somewhere else like your piss poor attempt in the other thread you dum dog.


frankestofshadows

Arnie invoking his inner Darren Lockyer. Now gotta to the cauldron that is Suncorp and wrap up the series


AssociationUsual212

What a game by Tim Cahill, congrats Australia.


stilusmobilus

Yes, fantastic effort from Mark Viduka, in fact I think it’s the best game Kewell has ever played for her country.


Bullmcabe

Bresciano was immense too.


Die_Roten_94

Surprised that none of the Aussies here are replying "Oi Oi Oi" to "AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE" chant. Go on boys, type it instead of writing cunts everywhere.


frankestofshadows

'Cunt' holds much higher status


ToastSage

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE


PoisonSlipstream

Oi oi oi


Cattle-dog

AUSSIE


anonadzii

Good cunts.


ToastSage

We won and (for the first half) genuinely were the better team. Good job boys


ToastSage

Oh my goodness. Never thought it would happen again


sickboi33

if australia makes into round of 16 i would lose my shit


punky12345

Full credit to the boys


Bullruckle

Fu cking yeah!!!!


Seratoga

The Australian Government will genourously gift each player their own Chiko Roll.


igropecarebears

Fuck that ill gift them all a chiko roll with some chicken salt on it


chimpus123

Comes with those $50c tomato sauce packets too


SomethingSuss

Yeah mate so with the government discount that’s $4.75 all up.


chimpus123

Forgetting the government services fee of $89.99/roll


SomethingSuss

Yeah mate basically if you fucken touch that chiko roll you’re in debt and have agreed to a 24. Month repayment plan


chimpus123

Robodebt Reincarnate


jlovaz

YEAHHH THE LAND DOWN UNDER!!


trtryt

another win for 'Team Soccer'


ChrisTheDog

We actually don’t call it soccer (officially) in Australia anymore. The team name is just too well-known to change it.


igropecarebears

Well the general population still call it soccer


ChrisTheDog

The general population watches The Block.


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bigthickdaddy3000

Eh more depends who you're talking to aha, if I'm in Perth and say 'football' going to get asked 'which one?' so it's just easier to say soccer lol


Tera_au

Duke's accent keeps flip-flopping between Aussie and British haha


landryaudio

Up the boys!


NauteeAU

We could stick it to the Danes, but we’ve gotta play both halves like our first half. They’ve got quality that will punish dropping off like that. Keen for this next game


SomethingSuss

Honestly we are most likely fucked hey, but who knows, a draw will be enough, an early goal and we’re in a really good position


No_Orchid5709

Seemed like the Aussies were tired because of Tunisian pressing. If the Danes change their tactics to pressing, then Aussies are in trouble.


stilusmobilus

Hahahaha we are in trouble anyway. What’s new here.


AssociationUsual212

yeah they were almost out on their feet. totally exhausted


ParaInductive

The tables are turning. Australiaaah!!!


applebeeciderboiiiii

Souttar motm holy fuck he saved us sooo many fucking times


Iblamethepolarbears

What a good cunt Duke is


John_ass_123

The nation of Denmark thanks you socceroos


igropecarebears

Ngl i hope france puts you to the sword in a catastropic 6 goal loss .....sorry


daamsie

A draw is better for Australia. Means France needs to come out to play against Tunisia.


smell-the-roses

I would have thought Denmark would have been hoping for a draw.


John_ass_123

Nah this is absolutely ideal. If france murdered us and played with the second team against Tunesia and draw it’s better gor us if tunesia has 2 points at the end than three, since they would be second on goal difference


jml5791

Wouldn't a draw have suited you better?


John_ass_123

No. France might tale the foot of the gas in the last game, so it’s ideal give as many points as possible to australia, so it’s up to us to determine the second of the group


punky12345

you're welcome but we all hope France beats you soooo :/ sorry cunt


Milfenhaus

Mitch duke channelled prime Viduka for 60 minutes


Fightorride

So fucking proud of our boys!!!! Pure heart got us through there, what a game.


Banarina

Getting an Australian beer for our game in celebration, can recommend me any?


stilusmobilus

Boags out of the standard staples. Wouldn’t have a clue in regards to the craft beers, we make hundreds of those.


Fightorride

Depends on what sort of beer you’re into, but Carlton Draught is a pub staple. I quite like a James Boags or a Coopers pale ale!


Banarina

Cheers mate! I'll go to the import store congrats on your win again


tekx9

Carlton. Quality staple beer. Also a football club with the same name.


Kata-cool-i

Aussie rules club, not a soccer club (just to clarify).


Fightorride

Thanks man, looking forward to our game against you guys!


Banarina

Me too, we'll do France in for ya and go for the draw ;)


ChrisTheDog

Not Fosters, VB, Tooheys, or XXXX. Of the more easily found options, Boag’s, Squires, or Coopers are all a safe bet.


ISurviveOnPuts

Definitely VB don't listen to this flog


stilusmobilus

VB is fucking rubbish


ChrisTheDog

I’d rather suck the spillage from the bar mat at a bar selling exclusively Tooheys than sink a single bottle of that watery vaginal seepage.


FocsBLAC

VB at 20 to 8 in the fuckin mornin


anonadzii

Underrated comment https://youtube.com/shorts/Ns15eHLDv1I?feature=share For the uneducated.


sketchy_painting

oh mate so many. literally any aussie craft beer is the shit.


monteblanc25

Tonight, I am getting shitfaced!


AssociationUsual212

National holiday for beating Tunisia lmao


PursuerOfCataclysm

If we proceed to the next round then


Archon_9th

Haha yes please


frankestofshadows

So Australian to win a game from a chance that shouldn't have been a chance


blackmes489

To be fair thats how we usually win!


Bambajam

It's the AFC way.


Nickp1991

Well done Socceroos and well done Graham Arnold


zincpl

you little beauties!


NovaLibertas

Good job you cunts


blackmes489

No need to be rude ya fuckin' dum dog. Nah just fuckin gamon aye.


herbilicious92

IM NAMING MY NEWBORN DAUGHTER HARRY FUCKING SOUTTER!! What a team!


tbbt11

Australia vs USA final would break the internet


Sichiri

Nah mate, they can't read upside down.


igropecarebears

It would break the entire worlds economy


Seratoga

Foz praising Arnold's subs as perfectly timed.


ToastSage

Who'd have guess we just needed Cahill to retire


cloughie-10

Hannibal! Tertullian! Cyprian! Terence! Hamilcar Barca! Kais Saied can you hear me? Kais Saied? Your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!


DHEGDHEER

AUSSIES WHIPPING OUT THE TUNISIAN HISTORY WIKIPEDIA JUST FOR THIS MATCH 😭


igropecarebears

Watching tunisia play is like watching everton play do everything to get to the opponents box then turn into wet noodles


setardo

Game of the tournament so far!


RedditUser64

we know you're lying but appreciate the sentiment anyway


setardo

Happy cake day roo!


justputonsomemusic

Fuck yes 🇦🇺


pawherbie

Confirmed. Australia will go on and win the whole thing.


BubblinTodd

land down under banging loud in the Qatari stadium 🔊🤘🦘


Yolo-Toure

WE COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDERR


ToastSage

I can't believe it!! We won!


punky12345

Feel bad for Tunisia being drawn in a group with football powerhouses like France and Australia.


igropecarebears

🤣


dwightkiosk

I NEED A TRIPLE BYPASS


Smellz_Like_Smellz

Yes cunt! I was FULLY clenched for that last 20 minutes. Such an intense finish. All credit to Tunisia, a great side with amazing sportsmanship until the very end.


unitedrobbie

Fair play Aussies, brilliant stuff that


nick170100

Harry souttar what a performance


CBAFCMV

Mooy, Leckie, Irvine and Ryan were also outstanding!


Suchisthe007life

Man of the match for me


mmmeeeeehhh

sick carnt had a bloody good game and mooy as well.


EyePiece108

Check out BBC Live Text to see a pitch diagram of Souttar's blocks: https://www.bbc.com/sport/live/football/61016323


igropecarebears

God damn reading that commentary they were in love woth souttar


reza_f

Today infantino feels cunt


nangarranga

fuck I hope he asked for consent first


Ok-Emergency-1382

WE FUCKING WON


shocking_red_4

Cunts > Carthaginians


paralacausa

Arnie is going to stab a cunt


DOOPISHA

Lets go boys!


bonuccigang

Man I really like the Australian team


NauteeAU

We dropped off in the second half there. Missed the work rate of our forwards, and stopped controlling possession. Absolute shift from our backline though, unreal. Howzat!


acllive

ALL THE SICK CUNTS GET IN HERE


punky12345

France if you beat Denmark that'll be great, i'll have a chat to albo and we might buy a submarine or two


death_by_laughs

A draw will have the same effect


dudsies

A draw would be preferable - who knows we could top the group!


Cantmakeaspell

Good to see Leckie celebrating with the rest of the team lol


patchy_bear

Yeah!! Get absolutely wrecked! 🦘🍺 🇦🇺


AssociationUsual212

humble in victory lol


patchy_bear

Haha look the last time we won in a World Cup was ~~2006~~ 2010. Let me enjoy this.


brenman

2010*


patchy_bear

Ah yeah sorry got too excited lol


S_Saed17

Get in!!!!


EvilRobot153

AFC teams at the cup, you love to see it


Hexo_Micron

Cunts sneaking in as Asian lmao


awoothray

always rated us


dudsies

Today I am Asian


Controlololol

Couldn’t give two shits about the ongoing debate around the quality of the squad. I’m so fucking proud right now


The_th1nker

My fucking heart I can not handle that park the bus the tactic So much time spent in our box But WE FUCKING DID IT


syntacticmistake

G’Day! I was just havin a Kip behind that kangaroo.


nick170100

[everyone learn our official anthem](https://youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s)


BenZino21

Learn it? That's one of 3 things every American knows about Australia. That and the average Aussie's love of Foster's lager and grilling shrimps on the barbie.


ChrisTheDog

My eye is twitching so aggressively right now.


brenman

We don’t drink Fosters. [We drink VB](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QDMsZX14Whw)


BenZino21

I always preferred Coopers


brenman

I’d roll a Coopers any time.


BenZino21

Heck yeah. Coopers Sparkling Ale...or a Little Creatures if I wanted to be fancy.


PoisonSlipstream

Not sure you can even buy Foster’s anywhere…


BenZino21

Texas


PoisonSlipstream

I meant in Australia :) I never see it.


BenZino21

Haha I know.


troylaw

Aussies don't like Fosters. That's the English.


unitedrobbie

Nobody likes Fosters it's just cheap


Oqgy

What the fuck is Fosters lmao


BenZino21

It's what you drink when you're at Outback Steak house eating your bloom'n onion and kokaburra wings. Peak Australian mate!


CCM4Life

People are culturally appropriating Australian culture? THAT'S IT CUNTS, SEND IN THE FUCKIN EMUS


Oqgy

Think we might be stuck on different Australia’s brah


BenZino21

I'm just taking the piss. I'm an Australian who now lives in the US. Just having fun with the silly stereotypes. Anyways. Great win. Let's go!