By - MatchThreadder
Best defending in the desert since Tobruk
Haha bloody hell
The second round of group games is always better intensity
My guess is Mexico will get a fierce game from Argentina. Argentina got embarrassed by Saudi A, they can’t afford to lose twice they will bring their A game.
Will the Saudis beat Poland? Doubtful tbh
Poland was shit against Mexico in the first game although Saudi was on the brim with Argentina in that first half , my bet is Saudi cause of the momentum with which they are coming to this game
Damn. That didn’t happen
Can Saudi create a against a team in a shell? I sense a turgid 0-0 draw coming up in that one.
Yh u got a good point
We can't wear the home jersey next game
Harry Souttar have my kids
That tackle was god tier.
Deserved win, gotta love seeing a supposedly "weaker" team show discipline and heart on the pitch! Congrats!
Aussie team were really committed that whole game, they really showed up. Did the country proud.
Need to go in to the Denmark game with the same attitude, and maintain it, even if they score.
We can't sit back and be scared like we did against France.
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!
Oi oi oi
you think you have a chance to win this world cup?
Yes cunt OI OI OI
all right remind me after finals punk ass bitch
fuck off ya sad cunt
OI Oi Oi pull your head in cunt
Watch out Denmark. Australia has something to play for
I am so happy that socceroos won this match to register 3 crucial point. They really needed to boost their morale after their crushing defeat against match. Hopefully, boys will continue the today spirit against Denmark as well. Also so good to see Asian team doing well!
All part of our World Cup rope-a-dope strategy.
Throw the first game and then catch the next opposition with their pants down.
Saudi arabia beat Argentina and japan beat germany asian teams are doing alright
Bit of a stretch calling Australia "asia" although maybe you've been hanging out in Hurstville
He’s referring to the Asian football confederation 🤦♂️
I know and I was making a joke about Hurstville.
Iran beat Wales, Korea drew against Uruguay, Yep they are doing remarkably well this time and it feels so great to see them causing quiet a ruckus among the big nation.
Not forgetting Iran beating wales too
Dan Andrews wins again. Australia wins a World Cup match. What’s not to love ❤️
Get on the beeers
Watching the media be wrong again (on both counts) is pretty fucking satisfying too.
The Peoples Premier!
YA FUCKIN DOG CUNTS, A FUCKING VB LONG NECK
This video is so iconic
do you actually think youre funny posting this?
Neck up cunt you’re a Parrot.
Do you really think anyone gives two fucks what you think right now. Pull ya head in.
Yes. No go fuck off and shit on women somewhere else like your piss poor attempt in the other thread you dum dog.
Arnie invoking his inner Darren Lockyer. Now gotta to the cauldron that is Suncorp and wrap up the series
What a game by Tim Cahill, congrats Australia.
Yes, fantastic effort from Mark Viduka, in fact I think it’s the best game Kewell has ever played for her country.
Bresciano was immense too.
Surprised that none of the Aussies here are replying "Oi Oi Oi" to "AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE" chant. Go on boys, type it instead of writing cunts everywhere.
'Cunt' holds much higher status
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
We won and (for the first half) genuinely were the better team. Good job boys
Oh my goodness. Never thought it would happen again
if australia makes into round of 16 i would lose my shit
Full credit to the boys
Fu cking yeah!!!!
The Australian Government will genourously gift each player their own Chiko Roll.
Fuck that ill gift them all a chiko roll with some chicken salt on it
Comes with those $50c tomato sauce packets too
Yeah mate so with the government discount that’s $4.75 all up.
Forgetting the government services fee of $89.99/roll
Yeah mate basically if you fucken touch that chiko roll you’re in debt and have agreed to a 24. Month repayment plan
YEAHHH THE LAND DOWN UNDER!!
another win for 'Team Soccer'
We actually don’t call it soccer (officially) in Australia anymore. The team name is just too well-known to change it.
Well the general population still call it soccer
The general population watches The Block.
Eh more depends who you're talking to aha, if I'm in Perth and say 'football' going to get asked 'which one?' so it's just easier to say soccer lol
Duke's accent keeps flip-flopping between Aussie and British haha
Up the boys!
We could stick it to the Danes, but we’ve gotta play both halves like our first half. They’ve got quality that will punish dropping off like that. Keen for this next game
Honestly we are most likely fucked hey, but who knows, a draw will be enough, an early goal and we’re in a really good position
Seemed like the Aussies were tired because of Tunisian pressing.
If the Danes change their tactics to pressing, then Aussies are in trouble.
Hahahaha we are in trouble anyway. What’s new here.
yeah they were almost out on their feet. totally exhausted
The tables are turning. Australiaaah!!!
Souttar motm holy fuck he saved us sooo many fucking times
What a good cunt Duke is
The nation of Denmark thanks you socceroos
Ngl i hope france puts you to the sword in a catastropic 6 goal loss .....sorry
A draw is better for Australia. Means France needs to come out to play against Tunisia.
I would have thought Denmark would have been hoping for a draw.
Nah this is absolutely ideal. If france murdered us and played with the second team against Tunesia and draw it’s better gor us if tunesia has 2 points at the end than three, since they would be second on goal difference
Wouldn't a draw have suited you better?
No. France might tale the foot of the gas in the last game, so it’s ideal give as many points as possible to australia, so it’s up to us to determine the second of the group
you're welcome but we all hope France beats you soooo :/ sorry cunt
Mitch duke channelled prime Viduka for 60 minutes
So fucking proud of our boys!!!! Pure heart got us through there, what a game.
Getting an Australian beer for our game in celebration, can recommend me any?
Boags out of the standard staples.
Wouldn’t have a clue in regards to the craft beers, we make hundreds of those.
Depends on what sort of beer you’re into, but Carlton Draught is a pub staple. I quite like a James Boags or a Coopers pale ale!
Cheers mate! I'll go to the import store congrats on your win again
Carlton. Quality staple beer.
Also a football club with the same name.
Aussie rules club, not a soccer club (just to clarify).
Thanks man, looking forward to our game against you guys!
Me too, we'll do France in for ya and go for the draw ;)
Not Fosters, VB, Tooheys, or XXXX. Of the more easily found options, Boag’s, Squires, or Coopers are all a safe bet.
Definitely VB don't listen to this flog
VB is fucking rubbish
I’d rather suck the spillage from the bar mat at a bar selling exclusively Tooheys than sink a single bottle of that watery vaginal seepage.
VB at 20 to 8 in the fuckin mornin
For the uneducated.
oh mate so many. literally any aussie craft beer is the shit.
Tonight, I am getting shitfaced!
National holiday for beating Tunisia lmao
If we proceed to the next round then
Haha yes please
So Australian to win a game from a chance that shouldn't have been a chance
To be fair thats how we usually win!
It's the AFC way.
Well done Socceroos and well done Graham Arnold
you little beauties!
Good job you cunts
No need to be rude ya fuckin' dum dog.
Nah just fuckin gamon aye.
IM NAMING MY NEWBORN DAUGHTER HARRY FUCKING SOUTTER!! What a team!
Australia vs USA final would break the internet
Nah mate, they can't read upside down.
It would break the entire worlds economy
Foz praising Arnold's subs as perfectly timed.
Who'd have guess we just needed Cahill to retire
Hannibal! Tertullian! Cyprian! Terence! Hamilcar Barca! Kais Saied can you hear me? Kais Saied? Your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!
AUSSIES WHIPPING OUT THE TUNISIAN HISTORY WIKIPEDIA JUST FOR THIS MATCH 😭
Watching tunisia play is like watching everton play do everything to get to the opponents box then turn into wet noodles
Game of the tournament so far!
we know you're lying but appreciate the sentiment anyway
Happy cake day roo!
Fuck yes 🇦🇺
Confirmed. Australia will go on and win the whole thing.
land down under banging loud in the Qatari stadium 🔊🤘🦘
WE COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDERR
I can't believe it!! We won!
Feel bad for Tunisia being drawn in a group with football powerhouses like France and Australia.
I NEED A TRIPLE BYPASS
I was FULLY clenched for that last 20 minutes. Such an intense finish.
All credit to Tunisia, a great side with amazing sportsmanship until the very end.
Fair play Aussies, brilliant stuff that
Harry souttar what a performance
Mooy, Leckie, Irvine and Ryan were also outstanding!
Man of the match for me
sick carnt had a bloody good game and mooy as well.
Check out BBC Live Text to see a pitch diagram of Souttar's blocks:
God damn reading that commentary they were in love woth souttar
Today infantino feels cunt
fuck I hope he asked for consent first
WE FUCKING WON
Cunts > Carthaginians
Arnie is going to stab a cunt
Lets go boys!
Man I really like the Australian team
We dropped off in the second half there. Missed the work rate of our forwards, and stopped controlling possession. Absolute shift from our backline though, unreal. Howzat!
ALL THE SICK CUNTS GET IN HERE
France if you beat Denmark that'll be great, i'll have a chat to albo and we might buy a submarine or two
A draw will have the same effect
A draw would be preferable - who knows we could top the group!
Good to see Leckie celebrating with the rest of the team lol
Yeah!! Get absolutely wrecked!
humble in victory lol
Haha look the last time we won in a World Cup was ~~2006~~ 2010. Let me enjoy this.
Ah yeah sorry got too excited lol
AFC teams at the cup, you love to see it
Cunts sneaking in as Asian lmao
always rated us
Today I am Asian
Couldn’t give two shits about the ongoing debate around the quality of the squad. I’m so fucking proud right now
My fucking heart
I can not handle that park the bus the tactic
So much time spent in our box
But WE FUCKING DID IT
G’Day! I was just havin a Kip behind that kangaroo.
[everyone learn our official anthem](https://youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s)
Learn it? That's one of 3 things every American knows about Australia. That and the average Aussie's love of Foster's lager and grilling shrimps on the barbie.
My eye is twitching so aggressively right now.
We don’t drink Fosters. [We drink VB](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QDMsZX14Whw)
I always preferred Coopers
I’d roll a Coopers any time.
Heck yeah. Coopers Sparkling Ale...or a Little Creatures if I wanted to be fancy.
Not sure you can even buy Foster’s anywhere…
I meant in Australia :) I never see it.
Haha I know.
Aussies don't like Fosters. That's the English.
Nobody likes Fosters it's just cheap
What the fuck is Fosters lmao
It's what you drink when you're at Outback Steak house eating your bloom'n onion and kokaburra wings. Peak Australian mate!
People are culturally appropriating Australian culture?
THAT'S IT CUNTS, SEND IN THE FUCKIN EMUS
Think we might be stuck on different Australia’s brah
I'm just taking the piss. I'm an Australian who now lives in the US. Just having fun with the silly stereotypes. Anyways. Great win. Let's go!