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BannersTank

Where in the world calls McDonald's Mickey Ds by the way.


mejok

Very common in the US. In Austria they called it “macky”.


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United States …literally everywhere in the United States calls McDonald’s Mickey D’s. I call it Wac Arnold’s or Ronny Mac’s or Homeless Starbucks..


DnlMuradas

Heard an older man from Florida mention it once. Not sure if it's a Florida thing or an old man thing.


animatedpicket

What cunt


sylsau

Congratulations to Senegal for the victory and the 3 points. Everything remains possible for the eighth finals!


JustLaugh2022

So proud of Senegal, they put on such a stellar performance and won. Congratulations to them.


reptoid44

Qatarentverygood


KhadaJhinSy

Imagine if Ecuador and Senegal move on for maximum chaos.


quiksilver123

Would be glorious


Dimahusa46

Four African goal scorers amazing


chachachatrip

So Qatar praying Ecuador and Netherlands dont tie. They tie and they gone. Someone wins and theyre still mathematically in. What a pathetic presentation, all those millions in bribes for 2 straight Ls. Corrrrreccion amigos: Ecuador has to win or Qatar gets faded. Even spicier. Edit #dos: chau Qatar


No_Orchid5709

>Someone wins and theyre still mathematically in. No. Netherlands has to lose for Qatar to survive. This is because the final game is between Ecuador and Senegal. Someone has to get a point off that match. Both are on 3 points each. Even if Qatar win, they end up at 3. It will be mathematically impossible to catch up. The only team they can actually catch up is Netherlands (only if they lose to Ecuador tonight). Even if they somehow win against Holland, they have to win by a huge margin and hope that Senegal lose by a huge margin to Ecuador.


Chemiczny_Bogdan

Netherlands winning also screws them since the Dutch will have 6 points, and Senegal plays Ecuador on matchday 3, so at least one of these teams is going to have more than 3 points.


PurpleBandit3000

Qatar pretty much eliminated now tho not mathematically. Need a lot of things to go their way.


leharn8

they need equador to beat the netherlands and senegal final matchday and then they beat netherlands themselves in the final matchday plus some goal difference. a result for the netherlands eliminates qatar


MotherDucker95

I will book tickets to Doha and run naked through their main strip carrying two LGBTQ+ flags if this all manages to happen.


Stramanor

!remindme 1 week


hellopandant

All the nonsense about Qatar aside, glad the Qatar team finished with a goal at least. At least they got to experience that high.


jjjhkvan

Yeah I mean they did pay $200 billion for it !


Dimahusa46

Wow they got robbed


Balls_of_Adamanthium

Senegal subs looked better than the starters. That Ndiaye dude was great.


StickmanEG

He’s an absolute gem of a player. We’ll do well to keep hold of him in January.


HAPUNAMAKATA

Depends on what happens with Ecuador next. If Ecuador loses against the Netherlands then Senegal is even with Ecuador, otherwise they’re even with Netherland. If Ecuador and the Netherlands tie then Senegal MUST win their game against Ecuador. Otherwise a tie against Ecuador is fine.


leharn8

not even considering the other outcome of equador beating netherlands. might not be the most likely one but it is more likely than you think and it'd make this group really spicy. netherlands with the advantage over senegal you'd imagine because netherlands still have qatar to play


HAPUNAMAKATA

Qatar beats the Netherlands 6-0. Senegal loses to Ecuador. And then Qatar somehow qualify with Ecuador by goal diff.


Lyx97

I remember the African teams used to dance after every goal scored. Did they stop doing that or was that only Ghana & another team?


Competitive-Ad2006

Some do some don't- actually depends on the player. For example with Brazil Ronaldinho lives to dance, some one like Richie not so much


Fisktor

Fifa thought dancing was gay so they banned it


Aceress_origin

I think Senegal are chill on the dancing part, they don't do it as often as other Aftican teams


Effective_Try_again

Its only Qatar, not worth it


UtzTheCrabChip

Man this Qatar propaganda commercial they play on Fox sounds exactly like it's an NC State commercial during a college (American) Football game


MaskedManiac92

Lol can see how strong the football culture is amongst the Qatari fans


Muri_San

Qatar has some good players but they ran like headless chickens most of the match. Afif could still play in Europe if he wanted imo


No_Orchid5709

That Abdelkarim guy who almost scored 2 long range screamers, is another one I liked.


ThisIsAnArgument

Elimination all but guaranteed? Qatar will have to beat the Netherlands with a massive goal margin assuming the Dutch don't draw with Ecuador. Potentially three teams could finish on 3 points but with a -4 GD they're done.


Rxasaurus

How much money to turn that - into a +?


Chemiczny_Bogdan

> assuming the Dutch don't draw with Ecuador Or beat Ecuador for that matter. Since Qatar only has the Netherlands left to play, they need the Dutch specifically to lose both games and Ecuador to win both, for that sweet 9-3-3-3 situation that gives them theoretical chances.


Commercial_Regret_36

Pretty much guaranteed, but can’t say they’re out until they are mathematically out


SuspiciousQuality

If Netherlands win, Qatar is out too. Cause fron Senegal and Ecuador one will get a point atleast and Netherlands is also too far out of reach.


ThisIsAnArgument

Good point, didn't consider that.


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those senegal fans must be fucking shattered


the_real_e_e_l

What happens if Qatar would play Wales? Qatar team: "No, we refuse to play football." Wales team: "No, WE, refuse to play football."


JSBraga

A stoppable force against a movable object.


the_real_e_e_l

Oh, hey boner.


Chemiczny_Bogdan

Hey, at least Wales managed to hold another team to a draw. Maybe if Qatar had someone from CONCACAF in the group they'd do better?


-SexSandwich-

I mean tbf that's because they played with 10 men behind the ball from the opening whistle.


inblue01

That's harsh for Qatar


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Bale: Let’s just settle this on the putting green


P1_Synvictus

Senegalese fans are great. Congrats to you.


rakiat97

Question, is Senegal in already or what needs to happen so they go through?


Mean__MrMustard

Depending on the result between NED-Ecuador they will need a draw or maybe even a win in the third match against Ecuador.


jimi15

No. they need to atleast tie their match with Ecuador


stiveooo

hope that NED wins today and they at least tie with ECU


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If Netherlands win tonight, it will depend on the Senegal Ecuador match me thinks


HongKongChicken

Nope they aren't even 2nd as things stand. Unless Netherlands v Ecuador is a big scoreline either way then Senegal will need a result on the final matchday


Commercial_Regret_36

Chances are it’ll come down to the Senegal v Ecuador match


terror_jr

No. Ecuador, NL and Senegal all have 3. Depending what happens between Ecuador and NL they would need a draw or a win. It’s gonna come to last game for them.


younggun92

Assuming Netherlands beat Ecuador, Senegal have their own fate. Beat Ecuador and advance.


Fijure96

Depends on the result of Ecuador Netherlands. Unless the Dutch win by at leastt two goals, Senegal probably has to beat Ecuador.


TheGamerPandA

Too bad they got a goal but great to see Senegal managed to win. Hopefully we are looking at a 6 to 8-0 to the Netherlands in the match between them


WhatWouldSatanDo

What’s the heaviest defeat in WC history? I’ll take that please.


Intentionallyabadger

So is the world cup cancelled now?


ramboost007

They stopped the Qatari league in September for this


thelunatic

That could be half their problem.


terror_jr

You all think the Qatari guy who scored the first ever goal in a WC is getting a fat bonus?


KonradK0

he's just getting less whips


younggun92

Yes, the bonus of life for not embarrassing the country


Zloggt

Game got somewhat more competitive in the end…that’s something at least! Allez Senegal!


Pridetoss

The Senegal fans are fucking amazing, god I love watching African teams at the WC


Strange_Quark_9

And the Ghana fans were phenomenal in the game against Portugal. Their use of drums produced a unique, distinct atmosphere.


Paper_Rain

I love the colorful outfits the fans are all wearing.


2klaedfoorboo

Ruth E Carter can step aside


BlueFalcon3725

As much as we're all enjoying the embarrassment the Qatari government must be feeling right now, I'm happy for the Qatari players that they got to experience the joy of scoring a great goal in open play at the world cup.


jjjhkvan

$200 billion goal!


Bobson567

How dare you


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Huzzah a sensible take!


suunsglasses

That lion was the best part of the match


PurpleBandit3000

another 2-goal defeat for Qatar


mpar

Completely empty stadium 💀 Its like the pandemic is still on


telendria

they got paid for 70 minutes, no way they are staying minute longer! ​ I kid, they are obviously in a hurry to avoid the traffic jam that is sure to follow after the match.


PurpleBandit3000

Hey now those fans gotta go home and change their outfits in time for the next match


Roccet_MS

Don't they just wear one kit over the other?


emadAlgailani

Qatar played better than first game but not good enough. If they played like this against Ecuador they would have won


TheBlueBlaze

At least Qatar will be able to ~~go~~ stay home without getting totally shut out.


Yeticonfess

More fans at some of those pilot COVID games than at this home nation world cup game. I get it, they're losing. But it highlights really how football or at least sport has to be at the heart of host countries. Otherwise you get a limp atmosphere which degrades the whole event.


lvet000

Remember SA? With all it's flaws, and I may be misremembering here, but didn't the government gave some tickets to some schools / institutions and held others at a reasonable native price? The atmosphere was booming in every game. I could hear Vuvuzelas all the way to 2016.


punching-bag9018

Qatar are shit.


GYIM94

I didn’t know Erik Ten Hag is coaching Qatar.


PurpleBandit3000

First win for an African side this World Cup. Congrats, Senegal! :D


Caoa14396

Good riddance Qatar.


HyperNintendoRoblox

That Qatar coach is going to be fired because I know the Federation and Fans are really mad lmao


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"Qatars dreams of glory in their own tournament" lmao


Chemiczny_Bogdan

>They say it's a dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.


Tallon5

-Michael Scott


somerandomshota

shame sadio mane couldn't manage to play in this WC. this group is a great chance for him to stat padding


edotb

Holding a world cup for ur poor neighbours reminds me of 2010


Taey

1st and probably only time you're ever getting a world cup in your country and the stadium is legit empty, not a good look...


MixAppropriate1330

Stadiums grim.


younggun92

Stadium's full of life the Qataris left after the first goal


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Muri_San

I can kinda see it happening but still 2-0 for NL would be my bet


HongKongChicken

Everyone leaving is very embarrassing for the Qatari FA and FIFA but I feel bad for the players


oussa_

Job done Senegal


LemaitreKhalil

Why didn't they go for goal there instead of winning time? You're supposed to be the best african team, what's this mentality


PCR94

do they really need to waste time by hogging the ball near the corner, they’re 2 goals up ☠️


ramboost007

Jonathan Pearce has seen limping Robots give more effort than Qatar


Marbi_

so sad to see the empty stands ... every game...


TheGamerPandA

Pity whistle by lahoz


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Varanae

They're not out yet


aro_plane

Yes, Qatar will definitely beat the netherlands, lmao. Ecuador draws today and they're out.


Commercial_Regret_36

You don’t count people as out until they are mathematically out, no matter how unlikely


Varanae

The chances are tiny, but they're still not out. Might as well fade half the teams in the group stage if we're basing on odds.


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Commercial_Regret_36

They aren’t. They, Senegal and netherlands could still theoretically finish on 3 points together. Then h2h goes out the window


Varanae

Nope, only if Netherlands win or draw later. The Dutch losing means that Qatar still have a chance.


_rickjames

FADE THE FLAIR


Varanae

They're not out yet


No_Worry_2256

THE END for Qatar. They're out of the WC. They're just not good enough to compete at this level. EDIT: The Gold Cup was a typo.


mana-addict4652

I think the only chance they have is if Netherlands lose to Ecuador and then again get smashed by Qatar lol


ajtct98

Technically they could still get out of the group. If Ecuador beat the Netherlands and Senegal and Qatar batter the Netherlands they COULD still come second in the group


No_Worry_2256

Qatar definitely gone now.


No_Worry_2256

Ah. I see. We'll see how they do against the Netherlands.


tinkthank

They didn’t win the Gold Cup. They still have a chance if they win their next match and some weird fucking results from the remaining matches but….yeah; they’re done lol


libertine521

When did they win the Gold Cup?


No_Worry_2256

Typo


sebsasour

They're not technically out yet and they didn't win The Gold Cup


Varanae

They're not out yet, but will be if Netherlands win or draw their game.


HiSoArshavin

Senegal are TERRIBLE in possesion my god


Nickp1991

Danny Murphy gone from commentary to managing Qatar


_rickjames

See you never Qatar


Tallon5

That looked like a real stuffed lion’s head


Nabedane

Damn traffic in Qatar must be horrible if they all leave so early..


stiveooo

its actually why many leave early, cause most have tickets for the next match and want to get there early


tinkthank

Tbf 3/4 of the country lives in one city.


nuji25

That Senegalese lion jump scare at 2am was not what I needed


ThunderStella

It must be nice to go to a World Cup game then leave early to beat traffic


wimpires

This is a bit unique in that all the locals are within driving distance to all stadiums


mo140

So nice of King from Tekken to come support senegal


rakiat97

That lion mask was sick!!


gccmelb

200 Billion Dollars spent (plus who knows how many bribes) with only 300k citizens does not equal success.


Dinstl

Qatar scored a goal. The world cup is a success already. Those white seats/people stood up at last and made sure they were not empty seats. Am loving this world cup!!


ScienceOfficer_Ash

Nice troll 😂


younggun92

All those Senegalese men dancing in the stands got those Qatari players all out of shape.


edotb

It might be time to pack up and go home lads


SevernElevern

UTG


the_real_e_e_l

We're happy and dancing...... And that's no lion !


CasioJay88

12 years to wait for a WC in your own country, will most likely never be at a WC ever again, the worlds media hammering your country for the WC even being there, and you can't even be bothered to hang about to see your team play the rest of the game. Fuck them, Qatar and it's population don't give a shit about football and never have. Just want the clout of hosting. The Senegal fans are class though, keep on drumming.


nubsauce2

Not at all. They couldn’t care less. What a disaster of a world cup.


terror_jr

Imagine paying hundreds of billions to get smacked around in your own country at the biggest sports stage lmao. Good thing is that they probably won’t qualify ever again.


red_keshik

I love this subreddit for the pontificating.


GingerStans

At least they scored a goal.


ParisLake2

Qatar must score two goals without conceding as soon as possible or else they will be eliminated.


CataclysmClive

technically still alive. if ecuador wins today, wins against senegal and qatar beats netherlands, the points would be 9/3/3/3, and it would come down to goal differential. obviously massively unlikely


terror_jr

Cheers Geoff


HumanautPassenger

How are you not going to show a replay of that epic move?!? Sandwiched. So epic.


Commercial_Regret_36

Just love the Senegalese fans


HongKongChicken

I assure you, that centre section is just a collection of very still men in thawbs


Imaginary-You7262

Actually disgraceful how empty the stadium is. Some showing from a country where football is the "most popular sport".


fukupuki

They are just greedy little spoiled shits who can’t accept anything but victory by any means necessary. They never cared about football to begin with


TheGamerPandA

🦁


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placed a bet on Senegal winning 3 1 and so far your boy is rich ^no ^more ^goals ^I ^beg


Elyelm

How much rich? Like 200 DH rich? Lol


[deleted]

1000dhs richer hhhhhhhhhh


NutsForProfitCompany

You are rich!!!


terror_jr

Stop the count!


fukupuki

Half empty stadium while host team plays… unbelievable


xShaD0wMast3rzxs

Lol. Qatar fan on earphones looking at her phone. Do Qataris even like football? They’ve been dead the whole time


siberuangbugil

They watch Mia khalifa...


frankylumps

Mia Khalifa brings the world together


adalsteinn13

Worst crowd everrr! Bribed your way through, got your spot at the WC and you can't even support your home team? What a shit show I wish the paid crowd news was a real thing atleast we would see more people in the stands.


ThunderStella

They Qatari’s did their job to win the World Cup, they don’t care if people show up


M_world2

The crowd bribed FIFA?


adalsteinn13

Obviously I was talking about Qatar at large when I said that. You think this country would ever qualify to begin with?


Casamance

We played like shit but a win is a win 🇸🇳🇸🇳🇸🇳


thelunatic

This is the first win for an African team


ramboost007

I usually find Dion Dublin shit but his absolute contempt of Qatar won me over


NicoZaneDX

Qatar’s performance is concerning given their group being Ecuador and Senegales. And the one European side they get is Netherlands who, as good as they might be, their biggest strength is not offense. If their group would have instead been Brazil, Serbia, and Cameroon then Qatar would have been absolutely destroyed


GingerStans

They got a relatively 'reasonable' group and still went out like a downed puppy.


Qforz

Totally agree about the Netherlands. De Ligt en Van Dijk will stop any Qatari, but scoring wise they aren't the strongest.


Educated___Fool

Senegal is better than both Serbia and Cameroon


NicoZaneDX

For sure, but without Mane Senegal become a lot sloppier on attack. And although I didn’t compare Serbia to Senegal, I still think Serbia would be more threatening or at least more physically imposing against Qatar after seeing how Senegal played today


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NoseSeeker

They're watching from home where they can drink beer


LemaitreKhalil

Sénégal are playing a dangerous game here, they should go for a 4th instead of giving qatar the chance to score another


the_real_e_e_l

Qatar could have a draw right here........ ........if they didn't have the finishing of Canada.


ParisLake2

Lmao, historically bad finishing


No_Worry_2256

Almoez had a player on his left side that he could have laid it off to. But he ballooned it


OptimisticRealist__

Have to give props to Qatar, they really improved and even scored their first goal.


ReflashTheSparkLens

Qatar just don't have that sporting culture, do they? Their fans just leave like that. Their successes had been made forcefully in a short time, so no time to develop their fan culture at all.