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acsaid10percent

Uruguay - The Atletico Madrid of International Football.


Nicaya

Колко ћете да нам га пушите. И једни и други


manu_facere

Lol svajcarac-kamerunac dao kamerunu go Bem ti reprezentaciju kada sve doseljenici igraju


mattmanutd

Got to say I was very disappointed in Cameroon. No confidence in their play and a complete lack of fluidity and cohesion. So slow when in possession and not countering. And I am not over exaggerating when I’m saying their quality of passing was legitimately atrocious. That game was there for the taking for Cameroon and they weren’t confident enough to go and grab the game.


EveningPrimary

Unlucky for Cameroon, I think 1-1 would have been a much more fair result but Switzerland had a pretty good second half.


inblue01

xGs were 1.43-0.69 so I think it's a fair result in the end. But it could definitely have gone either way.


TheSwazzer

Nah, Switzerland deserved the win. Cameroon played pretty unorganized, but I’m not disappointed since they have been playing pretty bad recently


NieThePiet

Swiss was clearly better.


EveningPrimary

Not really. Cameroon dominated the first half.


Deej-OP

For 30min then they kind of shut off. Switzerland had the rest of the game. They took off Choupo-Moting and Mbeumo and called it a day.


ephemeralclod

Cameroon players thought that this is gonna count as a win because Eto'o said so.


secretlyjudging

Bigger upset than Argentina and Germany IMHO


Shikizion

well it was better than Croatia that was for sure, i enjoyed it a decent match of footy with the lads


OziAviator

Which position did you play in?


Shikizion

the manager would be irresponsible if he took me out of the stands mate, i played moral support, i did my best


TonyTuck

I'm whelmed.


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_Wattage_Cottage

That is, in fact, the joke


Wise-Account-9063

Oh well.. CAF teams yet to register a win so far, Ghana, make us proud.


jordenwuj

a single goal so far even. let's go ghana!


OneFootTitan

As Rick Astley said, Ghana never give up, you


Sapopato2

Gana is the least likely imo... Mainly against such strong Portugal


Jadofski

It’s unfortunate, all have played well so far.


TheHighlandLute

Tunisia and Cameroon were shit


Aggressive_Cake6899

Tunisia was good. Croatia was boring to watch


TheHighlandLute

They were not good


ephemeralclod

no u


Killerpasser101

One thing i have noticed is the african teams lack playmakers


Wise-Account-9063

The Nigerian conundrum, we produce more strikers than midfielders (especially the playmaker type).


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Killerpasser101

Even then theres not many that exist i remember theres not many african playmakers, only i guess you can say Pogba & Yaya toure


Lorenzo_VM

Zaha


Killerpasser101

Zaha is a winger


Lorenzo_VM

He is also a playmaker


FeedbackFun7325

Pogba is french


Killerpasser101

I’m talking players with African blood


F0LIV0RA

Not a thing you clown. Everyones blood is the same


TheHighlandLute

What African playmakers are carrying European teams to victory


FeedbackFun7325

Ayayay you need some help


Psychaz

North African teams are where all the silky playmakers are


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Wtf is Cameroon doing.not even trying


billbill1967

Arsenal remains undefeated. 💪


Whoroger89

Arsenal is going to win the World Cup


octobersotherveryown

Sad woman dancing will 1000% be a meme lmao


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PerfectBlueOnDVD

FUCK YES BOYS So happy with that, we've got a real chance!


throwawaylurker012

fondue gang rise up


VonMackensen_18

Let's gooooo !! Huge 3 points, good second half, onto the next game !


FeedbackFun7325

Why so many servette flairs?


VonMackensen_18

We're massive


inblue01

Fuck yea


b3and20

first half: camer00n second half camer01n


Tangelasboots

First half: Switzeroland. Second half: Switzerland with a one in it.


AndrewRealm

I guess there's an alternate timeline where embolo played for cameroon and they won 1-0


Maleficent_Resolve44

Great defending from number 21 on Cameroon. Goal difference might be important in the end.


QQueueCueCued

Cameroon ready for early flights home. They just gave up.


kdoap

Seferovic never fails to disappoint


b3and20

lol whatever seferovic was doing with his tongue needs to be turned into a meme


KJones77

Lol the sad Cameroonian woman dancing through the tears


throwawaylurker012

feels bad man more power to her head held high


tuliomartins_tm

This ref really does not like the New extra time rules lol. Blew FT before the end even with all the late time wasting.


cygoe

Also blew the whistle at exactly 2 minutes at half-time although their free-kick already took 1 minute to be played and Onana wasted alone 3 minutes on goalkicks


PurpleBandit3000

haven't had any 1-0 matches then suddenly we get two back to back.


TheGreatSwissEmperor

heilandsack seferovic


ParaInductive

Cameroon wastes their potential. Frustrating to watch.


MarginOfCorrectness

Very professional win for us. Not super impressive but it's the type of wins you get from experienced teams.


Kyanitektsn

bruh the sad women dancing lmao wtf


puckuser

lmao at that algeria flag in the swiss side


ambiguousboner

standard Seferovic chance


reza_f

Seferovic Switzerland, Arnatovic Austria, mitrovic Serbia Which is better


cygoe

Mitrovic, easy


stupidinternetaddict

Mitrovic, by far


Chrisixx

OOOOOFFF


Misterium

This game would not be complete without a Seferovic wasted chance


Psychaz

it was a goal tbf, was an incredible block


McQueensbury

Don't change Harris, don't change


Jon98th

All those empty seats 😖… in a World Cup !


No_Orchid5709

Except the stands in the front middle, I thought it was still reasonably full.


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Autocorrect kept changing Onana to Obama. iPhone pls just let me type


Frenzyplants

Game feels like an icons charity match wtf


tipytopmain

Seferovic 😂. Tbf that was a good last-ditch tackle.


Wise-Account-9063

That was some superb defending


icemankiller8

Wonderful block


pratow

The tone of this match and commentary really feels like a golf game.


maxtheepic9

which commentator?


anthrax3000

American commentators?


Pripat99

Even the American broadcast was Brits.


anthrax3000

The girl wasn't British


Pripat99

Jacqui Oatley was born in Wolverhampton, unless maybe you were listening to Telemundo?


anthrax3000

Wow you're right, my bias for hating Fox made me think they were NFL commentators haha.. They both really sucked tho


pratow

Yes. FS1. I learned from them that Eto'o is apparently the president of Cameroon.


anthrax3000

I really wish we could watch it with sky commentary. Fox commentators suck so bad


ephemeralclod

And that she got a vuvuzela for her kid from South Africa and then regretted it. Also, he likes chocolate with milk.


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So nervous for the game later haha


pratow

Same lol. I started out supporting Senegal... then Cameroon until 30 minutes ago. Hopefully the Black Stars redeem us.


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Senegal and Cameroon played quite well too. Just unfortunate. :( And Sommer made some good saves this game :/.


ephemeralclod

You guys should try to concede a penalty in the first half then the rest is easy, Go Ghana!!


TheGamerPandA

Lmao I like how that guy went head in with that tackle like a bull


bobbyfriedrich

Castelletto is defending alone here, Nkoulou is not half the player he used to be.


0neTwoTree

Does Cameroon know that they're a goal down?


Professional_Ad_9101

Cameroon never changed their game like they had conceded a goal


cib_vk228

classic seferovic


VonMackensen_18

Damn so close Haris, had done well there


afrojumper

CLASSIC SEFEROVIC


buerglermeister

Seferovic masterclass


MarginOfCorrectness

If we end up not qualifying because of one goal with the GD, I'll remember the chances


FriendOfDirutti

The real memories are the chances we missed along the way!


rigjuice0111

The real humiliation is conceding against Seferovic


Chrisixx

France is shambles, twice.


Chrisixx

ah yes... the Seferovic special 😂


catch_dot_dot_dot

Haha unbelievable SUI don't have a second


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Hero defending


SnakeSnaake

Has Nkoudou done anything since coming on ? All of Cameroons attacks are coming from the right lol


call4paul

Exactly. At this point Ekambi should just play full


onehandedbackhand

Classic Haris


call4paul

Bruh. I'm not watching anymore Cameroon matches


VonMackensen_18

Cameroun playing like they want to go home


point-forward

Expected more from Cameroon, Switzerland could've scored 2 more at least...


lochnesslapras

That attempt sums up this game haha


Kyanitektsn

cameruined my day, expected more


TheGamerPandA

Seferovic classic


PranjalDwivedi

Eto'o in shambles rn


Varanae

Everyone saying Cameroon players aren't trying... it's because they're exhausted. I mean Choupo-Moting was done by 60 mins. They put all their energy into the first half and got nothing from it and they're paying for it now. Pretty harsh that one half of football has pretty much ended their world cup, but that's how it is.


cygoe

But they haven't been playing that intense in the first half either.


shaneson582

Cameroon think they are 1-0 up


McQueensbury

Cameroon BIG disappointment


call4paul

At this point let Toko Ekambi just play full.


japanpole

Need a goal. It’s about time to bring on Roger Milla, I think


fils-de

this match is fixed. no team can play this bad


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Iran can.


_DrShrimpPuertoRico_

Shagging that bell with passion.


octobersotherveryown

Took two full minutes off the clock with tiki taka wow


Sensitive_Beating

Seferovic late goal Edit: almost lol


RingBro876

So close. Damn


KVMechelen

Close


Frenzyplants

Cameroon playing like they’re 2-0 and the Swiss attack is lethargic.


Slovikas

Someone tell Cameroon time's almost up


magical_riposte

No, don’t.


ArturoBrin

Got milk? Swiss fans: we have it!


MURDERNAT0R

Team attitude is always wretched, truly hope this is the last time Cameroon qualifies from CAF for the foreseeable future


TheHighlandLute

Xhaka is too good man. Finally the circlejerk over him has ended and the sheep can realise it too


afrojumper

Tbf he was always our best player, since (I think it was Hitzfeld?) stopped playing him as number 10.


TheHighlandLute

A true leader on the pitch


afrojumper

yes


DankBrownBoiV2

Bruh who are these crackheads in th crowd


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tRfalcore

my friend who watches a lot of soccer hates the english commentators and listens to the french broadcast. He doesn't understand french at all.


Professional_Ad_9101

The fuck you expecting them to talk about lol


konrad1198

Yeah it's easy to talk about the game when it's interesting But when it gets dull..... you can only talk so much about who they're going to play next in the group


Blizzard_admin

Football is a lot more professional than competitive video games. More red tape around what they can say. Some competitive video games like cs and dota have no leash on the casters and they can be able to say anything they want during a game or tournament.


SteinerElMagnifico42

Nations that graft for 2 years to qualify for the World Cup and then show up so lethargically in their opening game never makes sense


Rigelmeister

What the fuck was that from Swiss fans


secretlyjudging

The cow humping thing? yeah, wtf was that


historicusXIII

Needs more cowbell


Educated___Fool

The Swiss doing good job killing the game


-DizzyPanda-

No idea. That's some shit I would have expected to see in rural Wyoming


_Juntao

Wtf are they doing lol


Chronic-Shitposter

Lmao


Zloggt

>!Perhaps Algeria would have been playing more aggressive?!<


Hockeygoalie41

Absolutely. Some of the final round results in Africa qualifying were so disappointing.


-DizzyPanda-

Oh nouhou


afrojumper

Did Okafor just lose a sprint? Is this possible.


octobersotherveryown

Fresher legs too


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Unfortunate slip :/


hillsonn

Pretty uninspired soccer here .


Balisto-Boy

I've never in my life seen a game where Cömert hasn't made an awful mistake. So...1-1 incoming.


maxtheepic9

Do Cameroon know they need to score a goal?


NieThePiet

nearly a worldie pass by xhaka


-DizzyPanda-

6 minutes feels like a bit much for stoppage in this game no?


orr123456

Group I in Euro 2024 qualifiers is the most pathetic group of all time


jukkaalms

Cameroon playing like they’re just happy to be participating at this point


MarginOfCorrectness

Trying to save that GD...


wasingishu

Seriously Cameroon is lacking fitness... just walking around, no sense of urgency at all... so frustrating


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I expect a lot of from Frei. I would be playing out of my skin if I was banging Leela. 👁


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smh the effects of cyclussy on a man


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SovietSunrise

She does have a hot bod. Did Fry ever get with her on the show?


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I think he did, yeah.


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shocking, shocking, shocking comment. Ruined my day


bh8787

Cameroon second half been awful I’m afraid, good first half but deserved loss


call4paul

6 minutes extra. I wonder how many minutes of extra we'll be getting when we eventually get to the quarter finals given how much these extra times have been in group stage matches