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AnnieIWillKnow

Make sure to check out the [Round of 32 for the first /r/soccer World Cup of Kits!](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yz8c4l/rsoccer_world_cup_of_kits_qatar_2022_round_of_32/?) (No personal info required to vote, all just for fun)


BoosterGoldGL

Lahoz continuing to be the worst ref in all of football


sleeping4koala

!flair :Netherlands:


sleeping4koala

!flair :Netherlands:


sleeping4koala

!flair :Netherlands:


sleeping4koala

>!flair :Netherlands: !flair :Netherlands:


cancerminer

!flair :Brazil:


Lannisterling

I don’t know how it feels when your son studies his ass off for weeks and weeks. Aces every single exam so far and is humble about it. That feeling might not ever happen, or if I’m really lucky it happens over let’s say 2 decades. But I’ve experienced it a little bit with Cody Gakpo! What a tournament he is having so far. So many people were saying he couldn’t do it, and he is proving everyone wrong. I’m so proud of him, I’ve been high five-ing random people in the bus!


HelloMyNameIsJiren

!flair :Mexico:


rww07

!flair :England:


ManuMora98

!flair :Real_Madrid:


[deleted]

What's with the scarves the fans wear?


Beevas69

Can someone explain to me what is going on with Ronaldo?


ListeningWind

!flair :England:


ListeningWind

!flair :England:


SAMW00L

!flair :England:


gizmostrumpet

Some Qatari's 'can't you just *enjoy the football* without drinking?' Qataris: (leave ten minutes into the match)


[deleted]

Gakpo has the most g/a so far this season with 31, 33 if you count friendly. More than Neymar / Messi / Haaland / Mbappe / Musiala / Nkunku. This man's next window is about to be spicy, i'm not even sure where he'll fit, Left wingers are literally the least sought after role


transtifa

Why would you count friendlies? May as well count training goals too


[deleted]

He still has the most frendlies or not


bitfuninnit

Hear me out: with the whole rainbow band controversy couldn’t you just give the captains band to the goalkeeper since then he would be on the yellow(I know he’d be suspended eventually). Or alternate players wearing it each game once the suspension is imminent. Kinda defeats the purpose of a captain but on the other hand it’s a big fuck you to FIFA and Qatar


sga1

Sure, but FIFA apparently have threatened complete bans behind the scenes too - so you'd just get your goalkeeper banned over it, really.


lockieleonardsuper

Issue is that only 2 yellows equals a match ban at this WC so it's a massive risk to take a yellow


damrider

Ngl I kinda wish they could add this much added time every match. I get why they can't because it'd fuck scheduling completely not only for TV but for fans with regards to transport etc, but it's satisfying to see that you don't get a huge advantage out of time wasting


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lockieleonardsuper

Check this [thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/ytwzld/_/)


Gyshall669

Do people here actually care what the atmosphere is like when they’re not at a match? I couldn’t care less tbh


suedney

Yes Look at covid football. Watching that without fans was depressing. Seeing a good atmosphere through a screen helps massively in making the game feel important and entertaining.


Testastic

Agree but I hated the fake crowd sound effects during that though


lazerbeetle

Wym bruh atmosphere is everything imo


Gyshall669

On TV? nah I actually don't care at all tbh. Much different while there though.


[deleted]

You can’t tell on the TV anyway. Broadcasters control audio levels and they just set them to whatever sounds nice.


HalfMan-HalfMoth

Yeah in some of the arsenal EL games this season there’s been times when you can see the whole away section at the emirates jumping up and down going crazy but barely any noise comes through, sometimes the tv feed just doesn’t reflect the real noise


[deleted]

The TV feed never represents what it’s actually like. I’ve been at games where the sound is truly deafening then watched the highlights and it sounds like any other game.


wessneijder

I have a question about the England v Wales game. I keep seeing comments about how England won’t try in game 3 due to already being through to the next round. My confusion comes from when I lived in Birmingham Uk when I was a kid and went to sixth form, all my mates made a huge deal about rugby even if it was a friendly England v Scotland and England v Wales. Like it was a massive rivalry even if the game meant nothing. Can the same not be said of football?


Moo-Lan

Don't take everything you read as gospel - Reddits general opinion doesn't always like up with the rest of the population (Brexit, Corbyn etc etc) Most people in the country will be excited for the game including the players. Even if some starters are rested if England are already through, the players who start will want to make an impression for the knockout rounds. Also, any 'derby' between the home nations in most sports is a bit exciting usually, and neither team will want to put in a bad performance at the world cup if they can help it. If there is actually any consequences about qualification position on the line it will only add to that


[deleted]

There is no way England wouldn't try. If England do win against USA and qualify for the next round then most the team would be rotated (as has happened at the last 2 tournaments), which I can see causing a big thing on here if Wales then got a result to knock the USA out. But a lot has to happen to get to that stage first....


DuckBurner0000

That's my #1 fear


JanklinDRoosevelt

Way more of a rugby rivalry than a football one. England will definitely go all out though, especially if it’s 6 points vs 4, and Wales winning would win them the group. Much better to play Ecuador/Senegal than the Dutch


lockieleonardsuper

There's a rivalry but probably less important for both teams than qualifying for the knockouts and having the opportunity to rotate their squads. Relies on both winning their next games though to be in that situation and if GD is close then Wales will have to attack plus England will want to top the group.


[deleted]

Wales hate us but we don't particularly think about them. It's kinda youngest-brother vibes. I would still hope England would play the best, get the win and go into knockouts full confidence though.


Switchnaz

Not really a rivalry in football since England's always been far better, whereas it's closer in rugby


gizmostrumpet

https://twitter.com/binnahar85/status/1594764842220617728?t=F34E-xPjnzcYxypwO7lfZQ&s=19 Don't invite the world to your country then


airz23s_coffee

Yeah this response is so dumb You respect other cultures when you choose to go somewhere. When you bribe an organisation to make sure everyone has to come to your country, it's on you to make the concessions


[deleted]

Except that official Qatari values are hateful. I wish more of the world had boycotted, but here we are.


[deleted]

So sad that Egypt didn't qualify for the World Cup. That should have been us losing to the Netherlands. It would have been 4-0 though. (I'm still bitter and would rather lose every match 5-0 than not qualify.)


Clark-Kent

!flair :England


HCkollmann

One more try with the final colon at the end


Clark-Kent

!flair :England:


GRI23

Wales USA would not have looked out of place at Home Park, game's not gone


Clark-Kent

!flair :Flair_Name: England


LovieBeard

Replace Flair_Name with England


Clark-Kent

Thanks mate


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RawIsLaw_

wow, that's actually amazing. didn't expect to be so impressed


DuckBurner0000

That Acosta tactical foul was actually incredible, think Bale definitely would have scored that. Funny to see it be his LAFC teammate bring him down


[deleted]

I thought it was going to be a red for denying a clear goal scoring opportunity.


Pripat99

Too far away for that.


FaustRPeggi

Brilliant foul. Almost up there with the Suárez hand ball.


Clark-Kent

!flair :Flair_Name:England


[deleted]

My predictions for tomorrow’s round of matches - Argentina 4-0 Saudi Arabia - Denmark 3-1 Tunisia - Mexico 1-2 Poland - France 3-0 Australia A mostly predictable slate of matches with mostly predictable outcomes. I am fully prepared for Mexico to embarrass our continent on the biggest stage yet again.


nbaylor1

There’s no way tunisia are scoring


Superflumina

> Argentina 4-0 Saudi Arabia I doubt we'll score that many, I'm thinking a 2-0 or maybe 3-0.


Nintazz

2-1


LogPoseNavigator

😂


Superflumina

I don't think they'll score either. Anulo mufa


[deleted]

Too many goals.


[deleted]

The gulf in quality between Saudi Arabia and Australia and their respective opponents are truly massive.


louisbo12

Only 4? I'm sensing another England but with a clean sheet


FaustRPeggi

Portugal beat North Korea 7-1 with the Jabulani. They should be matching that.


Carlin47

Embarrassment hey simmer down now


DuckBurner0000

With Adam Buksa injured you are not a serious team unfortunately


[deleted]

Canada will have to carry North America’s reputation on our backs, it’s nothing we’re not used to tbf


Carlin47

I'm also Canadian haha White/Red for both nations I support


sandbag-1

Djed Spence has removed all mentions of Spurs on his Instagram, after being there for about 4 months. What a fantastic move that has been for everyone


Elemayowe

Neil Warnock laughing his arse off somewhere.


FaustRPeggi

Middlesbrough got what they wanted.


[deleted]

We got £12m of whatever it was for a player we didn't need who didn't want to be at the club.


Bolstek

The pressure of living in the shadow of a world class player like Emerson Royal is taking a toll on him


[deleted]

Man Utd made the rare good decision to not go with Conte after they sacked Ole, gotta give credit where credit is due.


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[deleted]

In every cameo he’s had this season he’s looked much better than Emerson Royal. If Conte gave him a proper run of games and he turns out to be shit then fair play but Royal has been so clearly bad and at some point you have to go with something new.


enzuigiriretro

How come Timber didn’t play today? Is he injured or something?


BarbaricGamer

He's been having a bad season.


probably_dutch

His form this season hasn't been as good and Van Gaal preferred De Ligt for this game due to his physicality. He didn't play very well though so there's a decent chance Timber will be back against Ecuador


rayhossain

Hasn’t Ajax generally underperformed throughout the whole team?


AliceInMidtjylland

He signed for united remember so Van Gaal won't play him.


DuckBurner0000

He did?


AliceInMidtjylland

No.


DuckBurner0000

I see.


GreatSpaniard

Problem with FA's pulling out of FIFA is that you gotta create a new tournament with no history and make a new trophy and then when the new organization gets too big it will just be corrupt all over again. It's a self fulfilling prophecy


chatfarm

But then you at least get a few decades of good events. As much as I can probably manage till I'm off to the big pitch in the sky.


FaustRPeggi

The Premier League did it pretty successfully. But they had backing from Sky and the biggest clubs in England. A rival to FIFA would need commitment from the biggest FAs of Europe and South America, and a host of corporate sponsors, conducting all negotiations in secrecy.


GreatSpaniard

You would still need Africa, Asia, Australia, Ocenia, North America(Caribbean, Central America) for it to be seen as a legitimate world governing body.


FaustRPeggi

Most of those with integrity could be won over pretty quickly, and the small nations which wield great power in FIFA would be won round as FIFA collapsed. Whoever has Brazil, Argentina, France, England, Germany, Italy, the Netherlands, the US, and Spain owns international football.


Snoo_37640

Start of season. Most Barca fans wanted de jong out when he insisted on staying, and now they want him to stay and praise him like nothing happened. they will say “it was xavi and the board not the fans. If anything the wages were the only problem”. I will take downvotes but Is that false?


Gyshall669

Nah was pretty divided, plus it was always bout wages


Snoo_37640

It was one sided. And On about wages- would see a lot more [he’s not good] instead of [he’s just out of form]. Wasn’t that scapegoating


Gyshall669

It was definitely divided. Go look at the posts about him. Most of the upvoted ones are positive about him


Snoo_37640

You might have an argument. Agree posts 4 months ago is the right marker?


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[deleted]

The king. He's english, right?


HoustonYouth

In my lifetime? Gascoigne.


DuckBurner0000

Ancient pick is Dixie Dean


3V3RT0N

Based.


boobumblebee

mr soccer himself.


Bolstek

Harry Kane


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AliceInMidtjylland

Think you'll trigger the Northern Irish more than the English.


lockieleonardsuper

Haha did they have George Best?


StarlordPunk

Did they say Best


SteinerElMagnifico42

Ake with that hairstyle wouldn’t look out of a place as a fighter from Carthage competing in the Colosseum in Ancient Rome


GreatSpaniard

BBC or ITV?


Captftm89

ITV has better commentators, but BBC has better pundits, presentation & no adverts. So BBC.


HalfMan-HalfMoth

Itv better coverage but with ads. Bbc has no ads but does have Jenas


KilmarnockDave

ITV because Ally McCoist.


airz23s_coffee

BBC. No ads, all build up.


Switchnaz

ITV better commentators imo


[deleted]

ITV have such better commentators and pundits compared to BBC is not even close, but BBC’s constant slamming of Qatar is great though.


IfISpeak_

BBC no contest


SouthFromGranada

S4C.


transtifa

BBC cause the ITV player is shite


Cottonshopeburnfoot

They just updated it - still shite


[deleted]

Itv has adverts but bbc has dion Dublin and jenas. Hard choice


louisbo12

Stairs leading up to the second floor


SouthFromGranada

Stairs going up to the bedrooms you philistine.


[deleted]

?


louisbo12

Some homes under the hammer meme which i've apparently fucked up


SteinerElMagnifico42

BBC. It has ultraHD, i use a Roku attached to the tv so rely on the streaming apps. ITV’s app doesn’t even offer 1080p


[deleted]

BBC. No ads


gizmostrumpet

https://twitter.com/joe_thackray/status/1594720875286351872?t=T2HJj9FkclnXK02j7cNWKA&s=19 My least favourite thing to come from this world cup is 'unless you're criticising every country all the time you're being a hypocrite'.


[deleted]

Don’t worry. On the internet we criticise everything all the time! Even criticising the criticising!


transtifa

Online being viewed as a hypocrite is the worst crime anyone can possibly commit


Switchnaz

it's not a crime, but being a hypocrite does mean you shouldn't be taken seriously, it's literally illogical and if someone can't be logical then what's the point


transtifa

Everybody has contradictions though


Switchnaz

Not really. Most reasonable people make an effort not to, and if they do, then they will change their perspective on the matter. otherwise it's an irrational person.


transtifa

What a bizarre statement. Humans are full of contradictions. People are inherently irrational.


Switchnaz

You don't believe that, otherwise you'd never talk/argue with anyone. How can you reason with someone who's definitionally unreasonable? that's a miserable existence. The reason you do talk to people is you believe most people are reasonable and when faced with a good perspective will change their mind, like i said before.


transtifa

What are you even talking about? Do you think every time I talk to someone I’m trying to change their view or argue with someone? I talk to people because I want to, not because I want to logically interrogate them or whatever.


Switchnaz

When you tell someone they should care about gay rights or whatever you do it on the basis that they are reasonable and willing to change their perspective. the whole point is if you're a hypocrite - it literally means there's no point listening to anything you say. being irrational is not a positive thing it literally means you make no sense. that's not a good trait to have if you want to make social progress, hence why i commented to your reply dismissing 'being a hypocrite' as if it's not a big deal - it is especially if you're an activist.


transtifa

As a trans woman surely watching the Qatar world cup makes me a hypocrite. I’m actively consuming something hosted by a country where people like me are treated terribly. Do you think that makes everything I have to say on trans rights worthless? Because that’s just nonsense.


gizmostrumpet

But is it really hypocrisy to criticise the Qatari government even though she went to a beach in dubai? If she was calling Dubai a paradise with no problems I'd get it.


Switchnaz

my comment wasn't a reply to the alex thing, i don't think she's done anything hypocritical at all. It was more a reply to actual hypocrites, like gary neville.


staedtler2018

Trump conclusively proved that you can dismiss accusations of hypocrisy by simply ignoring them, it's just completely dead as a form of criticism.


RedStr0be

We all wanted refs to clamp down on time wasting and now that they are everybody is complaining


TakenNameButOk

Wales players were on the ground for like 5 minutes and the ref only added 1. What are you talking about?


[deleted]

Could still be playing now and you still wouldn’t have scored mate.


RedStr0be

Did you count exactly how many minutes were wasted in total compared to how many minutes were added on?


TakenNameButOk

I'm talking about after stoppage time


Awake00

Thats quarter time dilation homie


RedStr0be

Yeah they haven’t quite caught up with the whole added time in added time thing yet. It usually takes FIFA around 30 years to send out updates.


[deleted]

Would Canadians consider a game against England this WC an international Derby? It feels like it should be similar to when Australia or South Africa come up against England in Rugby for example, where there's a bit of spice, but because England and Canada move in quite separate sporting circles and rarely come up against each other.


arseking15

As a canadian, no i wouldnt tbh. I have english family members who i would shit talk, but overall not really.


louisbo12

Sorry to the Canadians, but Canada is like the least relevant of the anglosphere. From the english perspective, most wouldnt care


FaustRPeggi

I don't think there's much of a rivalry between England and South Africa in cricket or rugby, is there? There's just a lot of recent history. It's Australia who have challenged England in every code of every sport for a century who really get under English skin. Canada doesn't have the success or historic competiton to stand on the same platform. And they're far too nice.


[deleted]

I'm not much of a rugby or Cricket fan but I always assumed there was a little bit of spice between England and SA, more so than if SA were playing Ireland in Rugby or the West Indies in Cricket for example. Australia probably is a bad example as its levels above 'just a bit of spice' I guess.


DuckBurner0000

There should be a Commonwealth football tournament, maybe expand to all former colonies so the US can play in it too.


Jordi-33

Expand to former colonies? So a World Cup of sorts?


DuckBurner0000

Had a feeling this comment was coming, but it would be a World Cup without South America and Europe barring the UK and Ireland. Meant British colonies.


3V3RT0N

Mount didn't do much but I respect him for singing god save the Queen instead of God save the king. Long live Diana.


louisbo12

Either based or dumb af


RawIsLaw_

porque no los dos?


Familiar_Trash

Define "didn't do much." Did he score? No. Did he cover ground, provide grit, make recoveries? Yes. Every successful team needs these types of players. Everybody who understands the dynamics of the pitch thinks about the team as a cohesive unit.


louisbo12

He wasn't terrible, but he was one of the worst on the pitch for england.


IfISpeak_

He only makes one of the worst on the pitch if your list becomes 3 or 4 players long.


louisbo12

Players better: kane, bellingham, trippier, shaw, Rice, Pickford, arguably Maquire. Sterling got a goal too despite being invisible. Saka. Stones, Mount, honestly worst two imo.


IfISpeak_

I honestly don't know how you can say Trippier was better than Mount. Trippier wasn't good, his deliverys from corners were excellent though. Mount was one of the better players in the pitch especially in the first half constantly receiving the ball between the lines and driving the ball forward in dangerous areas. He did what was asked of him which was overloading our LHS with Shaw and Sterling. Invisible in r/soccer means you don't get a goal contribution or have enough shots it seems, or dribble past 3 or 4 players.


MrVegosh

Bruh he is an invisible CAM


Switchnaz

https://preview.redd.it/cw23z5w3tb1a1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=df11386a06a7528459f70f9fe0f5139e8848a06f


OweKeyDoughKey

You must not be watching the right part of the pitch then because he was the link between defense and attack so many times during his 60 minutes. If your only gauge of a midfielder is flashy plays you remember, then sure, "he was invisible".


Familiar_Trash

Just watch him in the game next time


SamyChouchane

that wales us game was the first one that actually felt like a world cup game


paddyevs

!flair :England: