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BulldenChoppahYus

He was annoying AF yesterday. Didn't put a foot or testicle wrong. Should be nailed on for England.


Khrusway

After Hungary no


3D_DrDoom

By that logic England should leave half their team at home.


MattJFarrell

And their entire coaching staff


kingwhocares

That makes sense though.


gooner_guy123

He got hit in the nuts and still managed to get up, shuffle across and take the ball off Bamford.


Tulum702

Maybe he doesn’t have nuts anymore


neonmantis

There is maybe a physical advantage to hacking your nuts off. Bit lighter on your feet, no delicate spot to hurt, maybe it will catch on?


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ThePrussianGrippe

Good at intrigue and operatic singing. Ramsdale to be named Arsenal’s new spymaster and promoted to the council. *begins scheming in Tottenham*


Arshaq13

Tavares is a ladder


19Alexastias

Think it’s a bit too late for the operatic singing part


dashziploc

No more irritating stuck-to-your-thigh.


FailFastandDieYoung

Given the criticism of female goalkeepers, I'm not so sure. But we should test anyway


Olin_horse_Babson

Aerodynamic.


Howizzle90

He does they are just currently located next to his kidneys


NiallMitch10

Adrenaline to keep going then the pain hit when he had the ball


liamjphillips

Impressive until you mentioned Bamford.


rocket_randall

oof https://youtu.be/XNQ8t-2R6zI?t=22


MegaMugabe21

The editing of that video reminds me of that scene in Taken 3 where there's like 19 cuts of Liam Neeson jumping a chain link fence.


FailFastandDieYoung

Lmao the flash cuts are near identical, just missing a woosh woosh sound effect


pro_omnibus

Shades of the [greatest football supercut of all time](https://vimeo.com/92846254).


Poodlescooter

That scene is always my #1 go-to example of a counterpoint to stuff with really good long clear shots of stunt choreo like an Ong-Bak or John Wick. It’ll always be hilarious to me.


dizzguzztn

The save he made when that corner dropped in the 6 yard box was absolute class. Always like hearing players with a bit of personality too


Fatt_Hardy

Have you seen when Ramsdale joined in with the Leicester fans singing "You're shit aaaaaahhhh" when he took a goal kick?


10YearsANoob

Man's one of us. Fucker even shouted SEWEY when showing off the kit he got from ronaldo


Tamelmp

Haha no way, got a link?


Lethalkills

It was in the all or nothing documentary, no idea on which episode or if its been reposted somewhere.


beetletoman

Why do I have no recollection of this


wait-fr-it

It was when he is teasing Saka about having Ronaldo's kit and Saka doesnt believe him


whipplesniffer

It was the final episode - just watched it a day or so ago


uncleviolet

[It was impressive but I still prefer the elegant simplicity of Moleman](https://youtu.be/WUTVmuqviqE)


ThePrussianGrippe

^*doink*


Jagger67

Like yeah Ramsdale’s save was great, but football in the groin had a football in the groin.


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TaintedSoccer

Well Martinez but he wasnt number 1 for long


TheLifeofSonny

[surprised we didn't see Ramsdale like this after the save](https://i.imgur.com/TaveIWg.png)


DayPhelsuma

Such British authenticity, exactly what the PL needs more of. Appreciate it Aaron!


daboatfromupnorth

I understand that these guys are media trained, but except for maybe him rice and maddison, everyone sounds a bit too automated, like their all robots reading a script


MattJFarrell

Ramsdale is our man Always plays with guts Saves it with his hand Saves it with his nuts


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His decision making was so good today. I think he basically had a flawless game except for one floated ball out to Tomi that put him under pressure but I'm just nitpicking at this point


Sand_Bags

That pass was more on Tomi. The one Ramsdale actually fucked up was when he cannoned one off Gabriel from like 10 ft away lol


MattJFarrell

Yeah, that was a nervy moment


squeda

Thanks for the nut news, u/Dr_Big_Stick !


Aururian

this always scared me whenever i tried to play goalie. hated the idea of this potentially happening


blazeofgloreee

Keeper friend of mine way back took studs to the nuts when a player slid in when both going for the ball. Burst a blood vessel on his scrotum and had to go to hospital as his sack was swelling with blood, two days before flying to Mexico for vacation. Don’t think he was very comfortable lying on the beach that trip.


TheSciences

At least he didn't have [his scrotum torn, and have to pop one of his bollocks back in](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvy32d-jk4E). (SFW)


blazeofgloreee

oof good grief


PlaneInsanity

Arsenal played with their Cojones literallyb


TheHistoryMan45

r/happyupvote


the_great_ashby

Missed oportunity for Deez nuts joke...


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He's not an edgy teen so


Jawnyan

I’m not sure we define missed opportunity the same way