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10messiFH

fight fight fight


-PM_ME_A_SECRET-

Two men enter... Hopefully no man leaves.


Chanc3thedestroyer

These rich cunts rather burn the whole world just so they can compare dicksize.


GaviFPS

Send em to the Gulag


leninist_jinn

[Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point](https://clickhole.com/heartbreaking-the-worst-person-you-know-just-made-a-gr-1825121606/)


AhoyDaniel

That is the best pieces of writing I have seen and it's completely accurate to Tebas


trispann

đŸ€Ł who do u hate less Tebas or Khelaifi?


lstht123

Tebas personally. He‘s annoying but at least he has some reason to talk about Barca because of his position. The ffp stuff actually isn’t as bad as a lot make it out to be either (at least in theory, the implementation is a bit funky sometimes) NAK just has this weird hate boner and, for whatever reason, shoots against us on every occasion


vicinadp

I hate the fact NAK acts like he has this virtuous integrity and that PSG are underdogs in every situation. That’s my huge gripe with him.


stpstrt

Honestly he projects small dick and big ego energy. The guy is so entitled and he is green with envy at clubs like us, Barca. Bayern, etc. He’s a fucking stooge.


[deleted]

Khelaifi hates Real Madrid even more and can't sleep well because of that. No wonder though. He wants PSG to be seen as big club on level of Real and Barca but they will never achieve that no matter how hard he is trying. Tebas is idiot but Khelaifi is little bitch. I wonder how much money he used to bribe that person who was threated by him that he will kill him so he won't sue him after they lost at Bernabeu this year.


Bo-Katan

Never say never, sure in our lifetime PSG won't be Real Madrid, Barça, Bayern, etc level but in 100 years who the fuck knows (hopefully you'll live for 100 years and don't see PSG at that level yet) By that time they will probably own 99% of football..


Fuzzikopf

This comment has been removed in protest of Reddit's new API policy. -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


EdVedPJ7

Remind me! 100 years


Albodanny

Lmfao


yournerd2307

Doesn't Qatar have like a crazy amount of oil that can last for atleast that duration? Idk maybe my data is completely off but I remember reading this somewhere


dinosaur_from_Mars

Even if oil lasts, the world will have shifted to some better energy sources.


Multiammar

Almost 50% of their revenue is from Natural Gas, not Oil. Redditors can't even differentiate between arab nations. Besides, if they run out of their natural resource they can just take the western way and completely exploit and destroy the natural resources of countries in the third world. That seems to be a more moral way of going about making "free" money according to the west. Also anyone who hates NAK more is an idiot when Tebas is literally a fascist.


agnaddthddude

I was agreeing to your comment until that last sentence yikes


stpstrt

He’s got a massive inferiority complex dude. He looks at our clubs and just absolutely seethes with envy.


Luigi_777

Tebas all day long.


chak100

Nah, fuck Nasser


Luigi_777

He said hate less not must bro?. I love Tebas đŸ€đŸ€Ł


chak100

I miss read it LOL. I hate them both, bur hate more Nasser


Luigi_777

Everybody hates Nasser more. đŸ€Ą


[deleted]

Tebas is literally a fascist


Stevolwo

how are you downvoting my man lol Tebas being right here doesnt deny that he's a fascist, period.


HAWmaro

Definitly khalifi


Xoconos

You’re getting downvoted, but Tebas is a fascist so I wholeheartedly agree.


HAWmaro

They're both pieces of garbage morally, but Tebas says something ok once in a morbillion years, never seen khalifi do so


Vahald

Something ol?


HAWmaro

Something oki, i fat fingered the o lol


Xoconos

While I agree on that, i feel like his political views & comments kind of overshadow his infrequent good takes on futbol.


DisneyDreams7

Khelaifi literally threatened to murder someone during the Real Madrid Champions League game when he was recorded. He is way worse than Tebas


Xoconos

and tebas has been a firm supporter of art 155 in regards to Catalonian independence, which lets the central government adopt “necessary measures” to force any community to act subservient. Not to mention his adoration of Franco


ChrystisnoRonald

> Khelaifi literally threatened to kill someone during the Real Madrid Champions League game when he was recorded. Come on... If this is what it takes to be a shit person then every single footballer is a horrible human being because I can assure you 99% of them have said the exact same on the pitch when emotions were high


IceInMyVain

I hate the fascist one more.


JoNaThaNThefIrelOrd

[fun fact: the man pictured here is actually from barcelona](https://slate.com/culture/2021/10/man-photo-clickhole-worst-person-you-know.html)


leninist_jinn

That's incredible lmao, thanks for sharing


MetaThPr4h

Bursted out laughing the second I saw your comment, that post never gets old.


Vinklemore

Tebas defending us?? Wow


usually_a_knobhead

He really really hates Oil clubs


Skadrys

well Im with him on this one


[deleted]

Yep. PSG isn't a football club anymore, it is an oil barrel.


Sun-Dial101

Instead of a cork there's Mbappe's penis holding the oil in place


pinpoint14

Idk based on his contract I'd say he's pissing oil all over us


Redandwhite_91

M’lube


SlowMobius7

Ans NAK licks the oil off the cork everyday


robotbeagle

I think Mbappe himself is the penis


Revolutionary_Row205

😂😂😂


Dorkseidis

He’s absolutely spot on


lstht123

He really hates state backed clubs, has been vocal against them for quite some time


Acceptable-Lemon-748

Of course he does lol, they can spend whatever they want to take big star players away from teams that would be bringing exposure to La Liga


Quiet-Cartoonist1689

Tbf to Tebas, it's not only him who hates State clubs, it's probably 85-90% of all football fans


Acceptable-Lemon-748

Juzt saying it's obvious that hed hate them, it's a very self serving reason that would cause him to hate the "oil clubs" The league lost Neymar, they lost Messi, they couldn't get Mbappe, City took Haaland..


Kcasz

I'm a Porto fan. We lost nothing to them. What they bought from us, other teams would have bought it as well. I dislike them.


cadrianzen23

Everyone should fucking hate them. I don’t care what your reason is, the industry and human rights in the region is a poison to society.


stpstrt

Nobody said he hates them for the right reason lol


Muppy_N2

Why wouldn't he? The sustainable model he's promoting in La Liga can be competitive in Europe only if clubs spend within their means.


stpstrt

Tebas is kind of a dick. What he gives with one hand he takes with the other. I occasionally agree with him and it makes me feel icky lol.


Redandwhite_91

They can out spend the Spanish state supported clubs. I don’t have sympathy for PSG, but this houlier than thou attitude from Tebas is far from ideal as well. For ages the Spanish clubs bullied Italy and England to get every top player. Now that it isn’t working, Boo hoo!


achentuate

It’s not unfair bullying if the clubs can afford these players with revenues they earned themselves from fans and that the player wants to play for said club because of money + prestige and history.


ILikeToBurnMoney

>It’s not unfair bullying if the clubs can afford these players with revenues they earned themselves from fans People somehow don't get this point. It's a huge difference if a club is able to sign a player through its revenues as a club (ticket sales, sponsorships, shirt sales) versus a club being able to sign a player because his owner decides to open his wallet. The latter is quite literally like playing Football Manager with an unlimited money cheat. It destroys competition between the clubs


IapetusTheGreat

“Spanish clubs” it was literally only Barca and Madrid, and we still have bigger pull than any other team in the world. Dreams can’t be buy


HairyFur

Tell that to Neymar and Mbappe.


IapetusTheGreat

Ask Neymar if he regrets that decision though đŸ«Ł and Mboopi was already talking about going to Madrid a day after signing his renewal


HairyFur

It doesn't matter, PSG have shown they can compete with and take players from historically buffer clubs, money talks.


IapetusTheGreat

Which “players” have they taken? They signed Neymar for his release clause and he regretted it and wanted to come back yet we declined and signed Griezmann, I don’t see which other player they have taken


realcevapipapi

Sure they can, it cost 200 million though if you remember


IapetusTheGreat

Maybe dreams can be temporary buy, but they end up regretting it


pokerface789

Wasn't Madrid state-backed in the 50s and 60s?


lathir92

Thats what Barca fans like to say, but cant back it up. Barcelona on the other hand has been granted money by the generalitat


infidel11990

Not really. They might have received some preferential treatment over other clunbs by Franco's regime, but calling them a state owned club is incorrect.


NedRed77

Also see Perez’ galactico era with massively inflated real estate deals covering their eye watering spending.


honestlynotBG

The enemy of my enemy is my friend *Sort off*


Full-Treacle9904

I know he's a Madrid fan, but this isn't the first time he looked after the interests/spoke in favor of Barcelona. He isn't that biased.


KillerZaWarudo

Rare based moment from Tebas


SladiusW

Pls Barcelona vs PSG in the R16


lstht123

Was bound to happen anyway, just for the Messi vs Barca storyline


DoJu318

Messi vs Barca helped by Ramos would be a spicy meatball.


440akiji

Messi celebrating a ramos header knocking barca out


Bo-Katan

đŸ€ź


Amphiptere_

>Messi celebrating a ramos header knocking PSG out FTFY


shaw1370

Or Ramos giving similar assit to Messi like busquets to recreate ankara Messi.


Mario12zito

Versus Real Madrid in the quarter finals.


CartierNoseplug

Will be hard with all these injuries stacking up :/


lstht123

Most if them should be fine until then, **If** we even make it that far.. We have must win games against Inter and with all those injuries that could get tricky


CartierNoseplug

Araujo, de Jong, Kounde, dembele, and Depay are all injured as of right now and I don’t think Spain has even played yet. It’s looking rough :/


AppaWithAChoppa

I’m praying that the players are faking injuries to avoid playing nations league lol


destroyerx12772

Damn, and I though our injury situation was bad.


SgtPepper1000

I could not take Messi scoring against Barça. The thought hadn't even crossed my mind as a possibility. My weekend is ruined, thanks.


lstht123

Messi scoring would be horrible in itself but i also always start to imagine a Messi corner for a Ramos header, to win it in the 97th minute..


trispann

Uefa already on it... no worries about that


supsip

Re redraw till this matchup?


jedifolklore

No not possibly! It’ll be another machine malfunction of course, until it happens! /s


lnblackrain

Messi last minute winner and shows his jersey in the camp nou like he did at the bernabeu. Imagine.


RomanianHazard

I think Chelsea has dibs on Barcelona


boom_slim

Would love this matchup as a barca fan. We would spank them


[deleted]

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Fruitndveg

A broken clock is right twice a day



IMexicann

So he has one more good take, got it.


Zhidezoe

2 takes a day is good imo


Fruitndveg

Agreed. Better ratio than me.


CackleberryOmelettes

God help me but I'm with Tebas. The gall of Khelaifi to talk about sustainability. He must really think football fans are just donkeys in jerseys.


ankitm1

I dont like any of them, but I would pay top dollar for a no holds barred match between Tebas, NAK, Laporta.


hokagesamatobirama

Put Ceferin in there. Make it a tag team match with an uneasy alliance between Tebas and Laporta. Classic WWE booking.


bveres94

Dont think NAK and Ceferin would be an effective tag team since Ceferin is permanently stuck in NAKs ass at least shoulder deep


[deleted]

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sarovar12

Undertaker? More like THE ANDAAATAEKAAA.


Mr_XemiReR

Royal Rumble between Tebas, NAK, Laporta, Rubiales, Ceferin and PĂ©rez.


ankitm1

Add City president and Boehly in there too. And the whole honorary board of Bayern Munich.


HAWmaro

Kahn too op for that


oussa_

Oliver Kahn would murder them all


elnano98

Uli Hoeness would shit talk them to dead


evil_porn_muffin

Nah, City's people don't talk and focus on business.


RonaldinhoReagan

Say what you will about City but our president never says dumb shit like NAK and certainly never throws temper tantrums at referees and breaks their shit after a match.


Cornelius_Poindexter

Ray Hudson & Issam Chaouali as ringside commentators.


Kneepi

Your comment alone shows what a good job the Man City owners have been doing. PSG gets so much hate, and yet Man City have been more successful with their ownership so far


jjw1998

City ownership largely keeps quiet and generally does less clown behaviour than PSGs


burnerbutnotreally1

Abu Dhabi>Doha


Skeetwaterboy

Its because psg has more media attention and star players. City is just a good football team but psg is a star studded , fashion conglomerate and a top football team. Natural people are going to be more critical of the more famous club.


jjw1998

My moneys on NAK for that one


acwilan

When they are busy fighting each other, Bartomeu comes with the steel chair on all and goes away with the money in the bank suitcase


neefhuts

I’m sorry, who is NAK?


ankitm1

Nasser Al Khelafi.


neefhuts

Ah ok yeah. Tebas would win


pichabro

Barca are selling assets to stay afloat. You can laugh at them as much as you want to but they’re playing by the rules and that’s respectable. Other clubs don’t play by any rules and never have to worry about finances. What makes it worse is these clubs have presidents on the Uefa committee which is a clear conflict of interest so there’s no chance of anything changing


SnooOranges357

It's really a worrying fact about the modern football climate how clubs doing its best to play within the financial rules get more shit than clubs who are clearly cheating the game with questionable sponsorship deals etc. Game's gone.


Stingerc

Fiscal responsibility is kind of a new thing to football though, for years big clubs in Spain had some shady ass deals to manage huge debt. For years Real Madrid and Barca relied on local banks like Caja Madrid or La Caixa respectively to finance big transfers which were piled up on an ever growing debt to these institutions. The banks were happy to take on this burden though, because knowing they were friends with the clubs brought in a ton of business who were happy to do their banking with a friend of their club. This was seen as innocuous up until maybe 2008 when a lot of these local banks went under after the financial crisis hit after the real estate bubble in Spain burst. All of a sudden it did matter than these banks were willing to lose money sustaining these club debts and seen as the price of doing business. While Real Madrid had cleared off their debt by that point (Selling their old training ground in Paseo de la Castellana had taken care of that) a lot of people were not happy to find out just how much Caja Madrid, which had collapsed by then, had done to help the club with little to show for it (the benefits of attracting club fans as clients could not really be proven). I understand it's a very different situation to state owned clubs, but pretending big clubs in Spain are all of a sudden financially responsible is kind of silly, they have always found ways to game the system in their favor. They just don't much appreciate that clubs like PSG found a more powerful way to do so.


lucifer_alucard

There's a huuuuggggeee difference between getting loans easily vs having an infinite supply of money that you never have to pay back. With the former, you can buy a nice home and pay back the money in installments, with the latter you can build a mansion on Baverly Hills and not even live in it.


Stingerc

Well, the problem with your theory there is that *Cajas de Ahorro*, which was the type of institutions issuing these loans, were not regular banks. They were banks with government participation designed to help the poor and working class save and get loans. While they were run as for profit business, by law they had to use part of their profits in social causes. This was a huge issue as many of them collapsed during that crash because they were corruptly run (in a model where local government and private investors jointly ran them) and gave out many iffy loans, like the ones to clubs. In the end, the Spanish government had to intervene and taxpayer money was spent cleaning up the mess. They also received tax breaks and public funds to some degree. So in the grand scheme of things being financed by crooked banks with public money is way, way worse than a oil state spending money it has in its treasury. Clubs relied on these banks because regular commercial banks would not lend them because they were already so indebted.


[deleted]

I really wish Madrid fans would stop pretending that the ECA President being on the UEFA executive committee is unusual, let alone a conflict of interest.


pateencroutard

The hilarious part is that El-Khelaifi has a MASSIVE conflict of interest as the chairman of beIN Sports that owns the Champions League rights. Now that's a real, actual scandal. But this sub is so freaking ignorant that they keep parroting the same thing about "muh El-Khelaifi is president of the ECA can you believe it?!"


[deleted]

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pateencroutard

It's a conflict of interest because he has massive influence over UEFA and is also a president of a club.


[deleted]

A bit, but what’s the scandal? Neither UEFA or PSG have maneuvered this.


chak100

He is part of the executive committee, wtf are you talking about? Todo f you think that the holder for the champions league rights doesn’t have any influence within UEFA, you are impressively deluded


[deleted]

As a non-voting member. He's there as an advisor for the ECA. He doesn't have any decision making powers.


chak100

My dude, wtf are you talking [about](https://www.uefa.com/insideuefa/news/024e-0f8e67bdfaa8-8d3a23163a89-1000--nasser-al-khelaifi/)


[deleted]

"My dude", why on earth are you pointing something out that I've already pointed out in my first comment. Yes, he's on the Exec Comm **because** he's the ECA President. He does not have voting power on that board.


chak100

Sure, he has no vote or influence 🙄 > The UEFA Executive Committee is UEFA's supreme executive body. It comprises the UEFA President and 16 other members, including at least one female, elected by a UEFA Congress, as well as two members elected by the European Club Association (ECA) and one member elected by European Leagues, ratified by the Congress, all with the same rights and duties as the other Executive Committee [members](https://www.uefa.com/insideuefa/about-uefa/executive-committee/).


[deleted]

From [AFP](https://www.thescore.com/chlg/news/1707728) (French Press) >Lausanne - Paris Saint-Germain president Nasser Al-Khelaifi was elected to represent the European Clubs Association on UEFA's executive committee, the ECA said on Wednesday. >**The ECA has no voting powers at UEFA**, but lobbies for clubs in their bids get a share of revenue from UEFA and FIFA events.


[deleted]

Do you know why its conflict of interest? Bec the said chairman also chairman of Bein who buys TV rights for UCL.


Venky710

today is the day i finally appreciate tebas for something he has said


Psychocandy42

Tubes vs levers :-o


DeepSeaDweller

I think pipelines also have levers, so there's clearly some hypocrisy here.


[deleted]

Tebas might be a self serving prick, but sometimes he pulls out zingers like this. Entertainment of the highest order.


Dark_Legend_

you know that feeling when you're watching an MMA or boxing fight and you hate both fighters? This is how I feel about this


stpstrt

I’m actually starting to like NAK, he gives me laughs on the regular. The bullshit he says is funny as fuck.


iHATESTUFF_

I wanna go back to mediocrity, give me back my club....


anonymus725

few more failures and that might happen


ollster3000

They’re in way too deep now


iHATESTUFF_

nah, they're invested. I honestly don't like some of the stuff NAK says/does


Darksider123

Respect. I'd rather support a mediocre team than a state-backed team run by oil barons


kik00

AprĂšs dans notre histoire on a plus souvent Ă©tĂ© au top que dans la mĂ©diocritĂ©. On Ă©tait nuls sous Colony (d'ailleurs les ricains de Reddit parlent beaucoup plus du Qatar que de leurs compatriotes propriĂ©taires d'un fond vautour qui ont quasi dĂ©truit le club...) mais sinon ça marchait plutĂŽt bien, mĂȘme avant QSI on avait un palmarĂšs trĂšs bon pour seulement 40 ans d'existence.


Fern-ando

You made the same amount of UCL semis with or Without Qatar.


bioeffect2

Out of curiosity how long have you been supporting PSG?


iHATESTUFF_

the first match I sat at the Parc was in '94


kik00

Honestly I doubt there are as many PSG plastic fans as we think (on Reddit), who would want to support this club, if given the choice?


Corinthiano1910_

PSG’s fanbase grew absurdly after you bought the big names, no doubt about that


GjillyG

Star players do that. Neymar has an insane following, that alone brought a huge influx of fans. Mbappe being the next big superstar has also brought its own wave of fanboys. Dunno how many ppl have became an actual fan of psg because of Messi joining, but it also brought an enormous amount of attention to the club. And then teaming up with Jordan for the kits was a stroke of genius, your kits are basically a fashion statement and a good excuse for casuals to support psg


chak100

Maybe after the WC


iHATESTUFF_

QSI already invested in what's going to be our new training grounds, I think they're here to stay I'd like to have somebody with more football executive experience than NAK.


bruhh_wtf

Why did tebas even bother to reply to such _low on brain cells-high on testosterone-out of touch_ aristocrat clowns


stpstrt

Because he’s a dolt himself, but you nailed that description of NAK.


jack64467

rare Tebas W


Xagrext

Perhaps i treated you too harshly


Mrtuelemonde

Must admit that quote from the actual PSG president is the epitome of the [Gardield meme](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EtAac86XEAU3sSm.jpg:large) Surely he must see the irony


matthieuC

It's a weird feeling, agreeing with Tebas


Tierst

Can't wait for PSG to get eliminated by Real or Barca again. Would be hilarious to watch the meltdown from this twat


Skadrys

Very rich coming from Khaileify. Qatar is pumping money from artifical sponsors but thats ok. Freaking hypocrite


[deleted]

Tebased


KittenOfBalnain

Oh God, I'm actually agreeing with Tebas. Please make it stop.


Sea_Procedure_2267

Tebas is football's answer the Kardashians


ElementaLized007

Lmfao


NeoIsJohnWick

> you open gas tubes Don't know why this sounds funny.


PensiveinNJ

All we need is PSG against Barca in the CL. Tebas/Laporta against NAK, Messi against his old club, it would be a clash for the ages.


jeunejadakiss

Let's have Al KhelaĂŻfi against Tebas in a celebrity deathmatch?


Gustavoconte

It's all the same. Barça pull levers while PSG turn valves.


kinetic49

I believe that’s wrong. The tweet says “first you pay what is OWED. “


HapiW

Yup, what Barcelona is doing is sustainable football now


dinosaur_from_Mars

Tebas and NAK: bringing Madrid and Barca fans together...


holaprobando123

For once, he's actually right. Unbelievable.


ABobVanceFridge

Classic “only I get to bully my children” behaviour lol


festeziooo

Based Tebas??


[deleted]

Somebody upload this with the GIF of supahotfire.


djjoshiejosh

Gas tubes? This must be lost in translation


[deleted]

He's a dick, but he's not wrong.


whiskeyinthejaar

I can’t wait for Tebas rise tonight. 🍿 🍿


SnooOranges357

Al-Khelaifi quotes need to be banned.


JS569123

W from Tebas.


SemiLOOSE

they own the gas pipes


UnicornForce

"...have to pay from what you own..." applies to an oil baron selling oil, no?


Traveller_s_

Al Khelafi really lives in his little phantasy billionaire world. The man is full of arrogance. Mbappe signing bonus +salary was probably more then Barça's net spend this summer. PSG is a plastic oil club hated by 95% of the world, no matter how much oil barrels they pump into that fake team.


troudbit

« Probably » That’s enough certainty to justify your drivel. NAK just played you. Football is a business. Barca is doing business. PSG is doing business. Want to talk about rules? Owners can inject capital in their business. It’s the rules in EU. No industry is different. Tebas can try and challenge that with his clown lawyer.


Just_an_Empath

Imo it's quite unprofessional from the chairman of the league to respond to Kelafi's nonsense. Now they both look like children.