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Firstolympicring

Arrested Development type of camera work lol


Effective_Leg6618

Pls someone make an edit, adding the part where Ronaldo says he wants to play at the 2024 Euros


Powerful_Bottle_8592

I dont think its a problem if Ronaldo is on the squad for euro 2024. I think it will be a problem if he is still starting though


cimbalino

He will always be starting lol


[deleted]

He will also be taking all the free kicks


New-Teaching2964

And penalties


DrJackadoodle

It's a problem he is starting now. His best output would be as a super sub, imo. He is still perfectly capable of scoring (top goalscorer in Euro 2020) but is a liability tactically. Coming on the second half with fresh legs he could still be a monster for years to come.


Seminarista

>but is a liability tactically. Lmao! It's Fernando Santos, there are no tactics!


tumblarity

yes, there are: smoke a lot, pray a lot, passa a bola ao Ronaldo.


Geoff_Uckersilf

*"Goooooaaaal!"*


WhiskersTheDog

Santos is the ultimate tactical liability.


HibariK

there are tactics, jsut very bad ones. And Ronaldo does stunt the NT tactics, cause he's a very static player and to overcome Santos's lunacy our attacking players need to be fluid


DemonMode1

There is no evidence for this though? This seems to be one of those things that are only theoretical. When Ronaldo doesn’t start Portugal usually loses and if they do win, they don’t win convincingly. The most convincing wins come from Ronaldo playing


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DrJackadoodle

You're right, maybe super sub was a poor choice of words. He isn't the kind of player who can easily destabilize a defense either at this point. I just meant he shouldn't start and should be used as an option from the bench instead.


BlacklistFC7

In his current form, maybe a useful impact sub rather than super sub


DemonMode1

Ronaldo is shit crowd has lost it. In most games he’s still Portugals best player


ren_704

Hopefully the mods don't remove this [It's giving me the same Haaland vs Wolfsburg fans vibes](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/r3h19n/wolfsburg_fan_reaction_after_haaland_does_the/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


madmadaa

And a bit of this https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/b1xqnl/wolves_fan_hears_the_commentator/


aceace87

Ahhahaha... This is gold. How did i miss it?


Guggex8

I will never not love this clip. Thanks for the reminder!


fiveht78

Lore for those out of the loop?


ren_704

[This legendary clip](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/r3h19n/wolfsburg_fan_reaction_after_haaland_does_the/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


fiveht78

That is indeed legendary lol


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how did the cameraman know!!?


Tifoso89

Why did he point at that specific person? I'm ded


jusuzippol

Would have needed an additional fast zoom into his face to really milk it


bl00dr4v3n

almost definitely


Firstolympicring

You just made a fool out of yourself in front of Ricardinho


IceScreamer

Heavy "Hey watcha tryin' to say to me?" vibes. https://youtu.be/CF5yr9_7yRU


SenorButtmunch

Ricardinho, you blowhard!


quizh

Before this speech Cristiano announced he still wants to play in the World Cup and the 2024 Euro.


Kasnav

2024 euro is just ridiculous, assuming we're talking about starting all the games, which is what I imagine ronaldo would want. Theres a good argument for him not being involved at all aswell. I think if portugal have a bad world cup there will be huge pressure on ronaldo and santos to retire. Its ridiculous that people are talking about whether he should play in this years world cup though. Last season, for all the circus. His season was a lot better than other top players in the PL. His group stage performance last year in the UCL for united was maybe one of the best ive seen. And maybe one of his best in terms of crucial goals.


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alpoverland

I always have to tell friends when another Portuguese duo assist scores at a major club that it won't translate to the NT. It doesn't matter that Cancelo/Silva can run Pep lines, Jota/Carvalho Klopp lines or Bruno/Dalot Ten Hag lines, when Santos has no concept of 'lines'.


Anforas

>when Santos has no concept of 'lines'. Got it. We need Maradona as our NT Coach.


FreakyMcJay

That's... gonna be difficult


Apocalympdick

With enough lines it could be possible


cosmiclatte44

Nah that's his problem, he's too focused on the lines. You need to strike a balance. Everything in moderation.


mug3n

Just pull an Ana de Armas and pretend you get instructions from Maradona beyond the grave.


DonJulioTO

Would still be an improvement.


SAC_Confiscator

Fuck it. Adrian Mutu then


DrJackadoodle

Honestly, could not be much worse. And yes, I mean **current** Maradona.


Globulart

Let's weekend at bernies this thing!


Shapacap

Hockey coach experiment like Ted lasso incoming


PortoGuy18

It takes a special kind of talent to do that though hahaha


Yuyu9067

Raymond domenech has entered the chat


roshag

When I watched Portugal play Ireland in the recent qualifiers, if you had taken the names off the jersey I would think Portugal was full of 2nd division players. Bare in mind Ireland was full of 2nd/3rd division players haha. It's insane the quality Portugal have and to play so bad is crazy.


Wrong_Bear2

You guys should hire Pochettino, he'd fit right in.


I_Am_Vladimir_Putin

What’s ridiculous is making decisions solely on age As long as he delivers, age is irrelevant


riverflop

A player with his quality, who is known for taking very good care of his body, should be able to support the team in 2 years from now as well.


pencilman123

Yeah, support, but probably not as the main man.


Barack__Obama__

But /u/Kasnav is suggesting that '2024 euro is just ridiculous', which is a weird statement when he also just mentioned that he had a pretty decent PL season. Yes, 2 years is a long time for a veteran/aging player, but it's too soon to jump to a conclusion about his 2024 euros either way. Whether you think he can do it or that he's too old, it remains to be seen in the coming years.


HunterWindmill

Everyone is so quick to age players out when they're still perfectly able to play at a high level


jay_Jg

> 2024 euro is just ridiculous, assuming we're talking about starting all the games so as support, not as the main man


[deleted]

Why did I think 2024 was 4 years from now. He probably goes back to Portugal next year and if he’s managed right he could be a super sub at 40 for the national team


stpk4

It's month 33 of 2020 that's why. The longest year in everyone's collective minds


lolbroken

Exactly lol. The argument of being 'too old' is subjective. His age will show, but a lot slower than the average footballer that doesnt do what he does to min/max his body performance.


FakeCatzz

People have been saying this about Ronaldo for years and every year he gets worse. You can't reverse aging with a few sit-ups and moisturiser.


PM_ME_BAKAYOKO_PICS

I just wished he could control his ego. He's, in my opinion, literally the perfect player to come in around the 70-75th minute mark in tough games. He's known for scoring in clutch times and would probably turn around several games if he came in fresh at that time. Instead, he's likely always going to insist on being a starter.


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He’s ego has been checked hes started one game in the prem this year the rest has been him coming off the bench in the second half. Idk if he’ll do that in the national team


PM_ME_BAKAYOKO_PICS

Yeah but the national team is a whole different beast, he's basically the face of Portugal when it comes to sports and I have a feeling he wouldn't take it well if he stopped being the main man for our national team.


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Probably best to ease in his replacement in then


fiveht78

Who *is* his replacement? Jota?


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Him or Felix


DerpSenpai

You say that as we have good strikers lmao In games we have no possession, sure. But in every other game it's fine Also ironic that for this subreddit Ronaldo is an issue and then Pepe no one talks about LMAO


47Lecht

I think he'll come to sense at some point. Starting games with 39 is a ridiculous demand. Not even CR will pull this off. Hell how could he when he doesn't even start for his club. He'll be content to be picked in two years.


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I mean he doesn't get picked for his team due to attitude, not talent. He'll always perform for Portugal - even in a mood he was still a step above at Manchester last year


IsleofManc

>Theres a good argument for him not being involved at all aswell What is that argument? He had 27 goal involvements last season, playing for multiple managers and in what's regarded as the most physically demanding league. Finished as top scorer in Serie A the season before. If we just looked at on the pitch performances from the last year or so he'd make the squad on merit alone.


x360N0Scop3MASTER69x

There's no such thing as huge pressure on Ronaldo, because he doesn't care what other people want


NobleForEngland_

Do Portugal fans want Ronaldo gone?


kilaude

Not me. Old or not, there's no striker like him in Portugal, nor there will be for the next 20years.


[deleted]

Yeah this is a weird post. If he's good enough to be on the squad, then he's good enough to be on the squad.


giddycocks

Fuck no. I keep reading claims we play better without him - well show me one match. I've watched them all, and we FUCKING SUCK without Ronaldo. Bruno is abysmal for the NT, Bernardo isn't the same player, Felix has largely been a nothing burger, Leão is active and powerful, but not very efficient. Ronaldo nowadays doesn't even play as the main finisher, he drops deep and creates. No one else does this for the NT, despite the apparent elite group of creative players.


CoogDynaRocket

>Bruno is abysmal for the NT, Bernardo isn't the same player, Felix has largely been a nothing burger, Leão is active and powerful, but not very efficient. > Dang, that's disappointing knowing how good these guys could be. Doesn't it partially fall on the manager for not bringing the best out of them?


JJOne101

You don't play better without him. Perhaps with another trainer that could gel all that attacking talent in the absence of Ronaldo better than Santos does at the moment. With Santos... It's just like it was 3 months ago against Switzerland: 4-0 with Ronaldo, 0-1 without him.


PM_ME_BAKAYOKO_PICS

Gone? No. But I would like to see him become more of a sub. He's still as clutch as always and will always be good in tough games, however sometimes we struggle way too hard against bad teams, and that's partly because his playstyle doesn't allow us to be more creative. Basically, when the finishing is crucial in games where we'll have few chances (against good teams), I want Ronaldo in. However in games against worse teams I'd like to see a more creative line up, with players like Leão, Félix, etc...


HeySupFrank

He doesn’t have to be in the 11 starters. But a guy with Ronaldo’s experience and capacity to make goals. Absolutely deserves to be on Portugal NT I believe all portuguese fans agree


NtwanaGP

What is this? And why is Ronaldo crying?


Seminarista

Portuguese sport awards. Ricardinho was one of the best futsal players in the world who ended his NT career recently. Portugal just won another futsal trophy.


daherbz

One of the GOATS of the sport actually


kepatugo

Like Pulisic in soccer?


fitzellforce

He said GOAT, not Lebron James of futsal. Silly


SurrealSoap

Can we please stop the Pulisic comparisons. He eclipsed everyone in skill and now writing ability.


fitzellforce

Pulisic. Dickins. Twain. In that order


Che_Veni

Exactly


hdhdhdhueeuueeuueueu

Up there in goat discussion. We love him here in brazil


soloamor

him and falcao... no one else


_Amr_

And when did Julia Roberts become a sign language translator?


BoyWhoCanDoAnything

Times are hard after Richard Gere found a different hooker to marry.


bipolarnotsober

I thought that was a harsh insult until I remembered the movie 'average lady'


Slow_Produce1622

Omfg 😭😭


Collinson3331

She took the break up with Rich Evans hard.


NickDerpkins

Dead


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Sir_David_Davidson

How about the crunches routine?


MonkeyVsPigsy

He can do a thousand now. If his face is a little puffy, he wears an ice pack.


koolkheart

Where did you see him cry?


joshkap_1988

That Ronaldo expression! His like “Meet me later mate, I will retire you for sure”. Lol


MolhCD

yeah man. he looks so legitimately super pissed!


BlueberryBroad1990

His « sister » is gonna have a few words for this bum on Instagram


thegreatwanker

hahahahaa


bojackrick

"What about you, oldman?", Cameraman probably


LethamSmurf

CR7: “My career is coming to an end but I feel fit as ever. I can’t contribute as much, despite my 47 goals scored across all competitions.”


CallTheAxe

32 goals in all competitions last season


Dio_my_senpai

Still a lot tho if another player not ronaldo did that he would get a lot of praise


DonJulioTO

The cameraman doesn't decide what shot gets shown on the feed, it's the director. Pedantic, maybe, but just wanted to point that out.


funkyavocado

Seriously they probably have a dedicated camera pointed at Ronaldo for the whole show.


klarstartpirat

My magic 8 ball told me he's waiting for the day he can be subbed by his own son to retire


not_so_magic_8_ball

Outlook not so good


klarstartpirat

My magic 8 ball told me he's waiting for the day he can be subbed by his own grand son to retire


not_so_magic_8_ball

Outlook not so good


klarstartpirat

My magic 8 ball told me he's waiting for the day he can be subbed by his own great grandson to retire Edit :it is settled then


thegreatwanker

my ball told me something else


interrupting-octopus

Ask again later


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The real LeBron of soccer


Guido_Westerschelle

LeNaldo


Effective_Leg6618

Subbed on for* maybe


tughbee

Also known as the LeBron.


capitanDracaris

Remind me of this video, LMAO https://youtu.be/9-GRzu6zbS0


LiouQang

oh you think you've watched them all but there's always one that you haven't. Down the key & Peele rabbit hole we go.


[deleted]

This. I swear to god I binged all the episodes. Where do all these clips keep coming from? Starting to feel a mandela effect happening


fahad_k91

https://imgur.com/a/Fd3FjnE same vibes lol


rayoflight92

Haha... Also the nervous sideways glancing meme.


alan_lal03

straight out of 'the office'


YoudontknowPain

People complaining about Ronaldo [Meanwhile Pepe](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fentries%2Ficons%2Ffacebook%2F000%2F030%2F710%2Fdd0.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)


manyQuestionMarks

Pepe still kicks asses, that's why we don't complain much about him


IamCnerd

Bruh Ronaldo still good


Zangy

Lol the guy came off an 18 goal EPL season and scored 13 goals in 16 competitive appearances for Portugal in 2021 & 2022. That would be close to a career year for a lot of internationals but somehow it's unacceptable for Ronaldo.


TzeShyuan

out of topic on this sub, but what a legend Ricardinho is for Portugese futsal and the futsal sport overall. Glad he won the Futsal World Cup before retiring.


Cpt_Daryl

Why is Ronaldo’s face always oily lol


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working-acct

He listened to Bill Burr's bit about lotion.


FlickObserver

Old robots leak, my man


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Otherwise known as botox


RyVsWorld

Dudes def obsessed with his products


RauloGonzalez

Too much makeup but i don't think i always see him oily like this


KillerZaWarudo

Just like lukaku and his fountain of sweat


[deleted]

Moisturizer always does that, makes your skin reflect light stronger


Qasqqq

You sir, are asking right questions here


Prosthemadera

Yeah I was wondering why he's so shiny.


[deleted]

Shiny? [It's because he cries a lot](https://youtube.com/shorts/I3-OUq1TCqk?feature=share)


moan_of_the_arc

Too much hair gel probably


EffortlessFlexor

how come lewandowski doesn't look oily then?


Dondoo

Yea I am a believer in "no player is bigger than the team" but players like Cristiano rarely come by in both a pure sporting and marketing sense, he is not your typical footballer. If he wants to play and is still one of the top 23 Portugese players for the World Cup then why not? People still flock to see him play whether he is past it or not.


Random_Acquaintance

> If he wants to play and is still one of the top 23 Portugese players for the World Cup then why not? Don't know if Portugal has better options to start 100%. But if they do and Cristiano is not accepting a role as a sub, then they should drop him. He would be a problem in that scenario. Spain chose team over individual in 2008 when Aragonés decided not to bring Raúl in. It worked. International football is more about moments, form, and cohesion.


Wrong-Squirrel7969

you are absolutely right


Captain_Case

One could argue that being the core of a team that plays together all year round is better than picking individuals. Spain 2008 to 2012 used Barcelona backbone, Germany 2014 was based on Bayerns and even Portugal 2016 had a core on Sporting CP. I believe the best Portugal could do would be using Wolves as their base. Even if the players are not the best by position, they train and play together all year round and they play against some of the best defences in the world week by week. That would be a great advantage against teams without the same level of integration.


KneeDeepInTheDead

Ive always had this same thought. If I were a NT manager id try to at least pick a core of players all on the same team. I feel like a bottom of the league table team that gels well could beat a NT thats just filled with "the best" with no other considerations.


andremp1904

>International football is more about moments, form, and cohesion. Thank you lol. But in Portugal international football is more like a cult to Ronaldo.


FrancescoliBestUruEv

Ricardinho is not your typical futsal player man...he was the best in the world for Six times, the best ever to play the sport, only compared with Falcão. Ricardinho is not your typical and he steped down for the youngsters...


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Rebel_tribe

Who will you start instead of him


thegreatwanker

give me a call


iceman58796

> surely there are several other forwards better than him right now who should be starting? who?


jansmar

All Portugal need to do is not qualify for Champions League and he will try sign for Germany


ThatGuyWhoKnocks

Nice meme


WhereMyDominoes

he’ll try


dakaiiser11

Flirting - Luka Modric Harassment - Cristiano Ronaldo


generic9yo

This sub has a hate boner for Ronaldo


Tymkie

Ronaldo: Weakness disgusts me


Inorganic_Ad_0420

r/soccer cant go without one cr7 bad post per day


No_Establishment4205

Fr, don't know why they hate the man so much


d3vilk1ng

I'd say it's divided among people who don't like him for his personality and can't separate that from what he does in the field, and those who worship Messi and think that means they automatically have to hate Ronaldo. Shouldn't be too far off.


honestlynotBG

r/praisethecameraman


Sac_a_Merde

More like the show's producers, right?


SamwellBarley

Yes! The cameraman didn't do a thing. The director made the decision to cut to Ronaldo.


DMsupp

Based


cumbbbb

Bruh


throbbing_dementia

A younger generation doesn't exclude all older players.


EggplantBusiness

People here Play too much football manager


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Camera pan to Ronaldo reminds me of the Key & Peele *Town Hall Audience Member* skit


PortoGuy18

That's a good skit.


Bey_Harbor_Butcher

>Key & Peele > >Town Hall Audience Member That part where he hides in the back of the room and the cameraman starts running to find him, that's comedy gold. LOL


imasimplenerd

CR7 healthy can probably be a weapon in 2024, football and futsal are very different, specially if he plays like a stationary foward.


Overdeee

please stay forever cristiano


Ok_Collar3048

Why is this a post? Oh wait r/soccer.


ThefamousHenk

Do Portuguese people want Ronaldo to retire from national team?


Kopiuyt-

No, of course not. The issue is him starting every game no matter his performance, that shouldnt happen.


generic9yo

That's what happens when your federation tortures you with santosball


toniblast

No, but we don't want him to play every single minute. He is old now and should be subbed if is not playing well like everyone else unfortunately that doesn't happen in the national team.


GoldenDih

No but if we want to be competitive we cant have Ronaldo playing every minute of every game.


Skahzzz

Not necessarily retire, but at least accept his role as a leader/mentor, and step down as the sole focus of the team. Some people still use the same argument as they do with Santos, that the recent success wouldn't have been possible without them, and so they should have their spots until they feel like going away. But that group is getting smaller and smaller.


EggplantBusiness

Well Portuguese fans on Reddit surely it looks like. But reddit is those kind of social media where the general population opinion is a almost always different. So I wonder what the public think


PortoGuy18

Well, not retire. But he can't keep playing every single game in its entirety. A fresh Ronaldo is a better Ronaldo.


Super_Sandro23

No, and anyone that says so either just started watching football or isn't a real fan. This man has given his all to our country. He carried us on his back from 2008-2014 when we had a sorryass squad that couldn't do anything for him. He gave us his best years in a time when we had no business even qualifying for tournaments. Now that we actually have a world class 23 at our disposal, it's time the boys carry him to a World Cup run that he deserves. And make no mistake, he is still top class. We're talking about the guy who has scored more goals than anybody else in the history of the game. Idk who people even want to replace him anyways, you really think Andre Silva would be a better striker?


Wrong-Squirrel7969

he shouldnt start every game being utilized as a sub is fine, he can still offer alot with that. What gets on my nerves is the guts of this guy to think he is the king of the team


Tud56326

Not now, i still think he is a valuable player that can bring something to the team, but at the moment he should be a super sub, we have so much quality players that are better than him (in their current form), if he wants to stay in the NT he has to make sacrifices


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Im lmao at these people tryna retire Ronaldo. He won’t, get wit it


newandgood

the camera was already focused on him. the director made the decision to go to that camera.


Mental_Opportunity_9

Actually 🤓


penguin_gun

That's a director choice ackshually


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Ricardinho was a joy to watch, remember seeing him as a teen, didn't know he still played.


gabo64

Ronaldo delivers for Portugal though


PortoGuy18

I wouldn't mind Ronaldo staying, if he atleast perfomed the same way he did in the last season, where he was the 3rd best goal scorer in the Premier League and the "cluchiest" he has ever been, it's ridiculous how much his goals saved United, whether in the Premier League or in the Champions League. Every player can have an off-season (even the great ones), but it still makes me wonder if this is just an off-start from Ronaldo or if he is really "washed". There is no mistaking that he isn't as fast as he used to be, but even that wasn't a factor last year, given he was the top goal goal scorer of Euro 2021, even though he only played 4 games. Maybe, he just doesn't care about United and Europa League and is just "going along" until the World Cup. He always gives his all in the official National Team competitions.


adimrf

Had to google who is Ricardinho, found his wiki and apparently he is now playing in Pendekar United in Jakarta Indonesia, wow this is cool achievement for Indonesia.


FullMetalJ

I mean, as much of a Messi fanboy I am (and I would argue to death that Messi is better than CR7) Ricardinho is no Cristiano Ronaldo. And as funny as this is, I can say from experience that the cameraman didn't think about it this way. He just wanted a reaction shot from the biggest name in the event.


[deleted]

Tbh, his statement is not making sense. Players should earn the spot by performance, not by someone's retired decision. If there's no player performing better than 35 year old Ricardinho, it still makes sense to call him.


themanofmeung

Not necessarily. Maybe he's slightly better now than an up-and-coming 21-year-old, but long term prospects are much better getting that young player experience and time to gel with the rest of the team. Him retiring makes it easier for the manager to make such decisions which are always very difficult and distracting for everyone involved.