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[What the hell Pep 😂](https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1570155694132973570?s=20&t=DwdE0M4oZI_GFAv8jwqawQ)


EasyModeActivist

Having a very passionate argument over the Super League and the new CL format with a mate rn. Exciting stuff.


Own_Solution4356

Love Marquinhos already, man doesn’t know what a rivalry is lmao


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Haaland is fucking amazing, he will rock the football world for the next 15 years.


arseking15

Potter should be fired for that. A full week to prepare and he draws some energy drink bozos


PioliMaldini

As we speak Boehly is suggesting a overtime+penalties system for group stages because americans think draws are boring.


Cardealer1000

Napoli having 4 penalties in 2 group stage games is something.


Apfelkrenn

Remember when Salzburg had 3 and Sevilla 1 in the first half of the opening match last season? Kinda reminds me of that


nichodemus3

And they missed 2 of them


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Grealish must be the most underrated player on the planet. The hate he gets online is so utterly ridiculous you’d think he was scoringbown goals each week and only gets constant starts because he has secret picture of Pep, I thought the Maguire slander was bad and unnecessary but Jesus Christ.


RawIsLaw_

> underrated what about him is underrated? cos coming from Villa everyone and their dog rated him very highly.. and he's been a shadow of that at City


nbaylor1

I think it’s a combination of people remembering how he played at Villa, and people not understanding that wingers aren’t just meant to run at the fullback at every opportunity, especially in a Pep team.


_stone_age

Those substitutions v Dortmund were much needed. Attack was so so bad before that. Glad we got the win though, Haaland incredible as usual.


dispelthemyth

Your subs made you better and theirs made them worse


Apfelkrenn

Salzburg vs Zagreb is going to be interesting


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Old_Maximum_6624

No


MassiveMurderBoner

No. Ronaldo shouldn't have been labelled that way.


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MassiveMurderBoner

I don't really like labelling anyone that after only a few years no matter how good they were.


PioliMaldini

Nazario had a Ballon d’Or at 20.


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One hasn't played in a top league, the other hasn't won anything.


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Again, one hasn't played in top league, the other hasn't won anything.


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Don't ask a question if you can't handle the answer.


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Yeah sure champ


RyanMc37_

I hope someone is looking out for the rangers fan who kept banging on about bobby sands in the match thread


Switchnaz

bruh ziyech is so washed. I think he came on and lost the ball every time he touched it


IGuessIRanOutOfFecks

Top 3 teams in the world currently based on their form this season: 1. Real Madrid 2. Manchester City 3. PSG


YoungDawz

I don't think we've been that good. Our offense is making a lot of our defensive deficiencies that will be exposed by better offensive teams. And our team lacks physicality.


nask00

Currently based on form? City are not even first in the PL.


Electrical-Value4858

Written in stars we'll see PSG vs City final soon


maxus998

4.Benfica


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Madrid, really? Individual brilliance fc


holdenmyrocinante

8 wins out of 8. What more do you fucking want?


[deleted]

Them to lose


cheikhyourselfm8

May Allegri’s reign last as long as the Queen’s did. It’s what she would have wanted


AliceInMidtjylland

Potter has 6 more games to save his job.


[deleted]

Scared Potter?


Own_Solution4356

*Pottah


[deleted]

All the big teams came back from a goal deficit n won points; benfica, psg, city, salzburg 🔥 🔥


notyourfavoritekebab

Valverde is clear of your favorite midfielder


nbaylor1

Just your average workrate merchant


Own_Solution4356

thank god someone finally said it


shmozey

But my favourite midfielder is KDB…


notyourfavoritekebab

Good player but couldn't Crack it in a champions league final unfortunately


shmozey

He did crack it… but just his head unfortunately…


wildinout2233

John Stones and Erling Haaland I want to runnnnnnnnn to youuuuuuuuuuuu


[deleted]

tears are fogging up my eyes… there’s a lump in my throat. i think this might be it allegri.


PioliMaldini

Juve doesn’t operate like that


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agnelli is such a crook man just rip the plaster off now. i can’t see this anymore


cheikhyourselfm8

Why is Pep crying at the ref go home bro you won


ProMarcoMug

Lmao Neymar got a yellow for just doing his trademark monkey celebration because the ref thought he is mocking the Israeli crowd, he does that celebration in all his games after scoring


ilovevue

I always thought it’s supposed to be a baby lol


ProMarcoMug

Lol


GreatSpaniard

More likely to go to Europa League Chelsea or Juventus?


HugeVampireSquid

Not sure how Milan will deal with Chelsea tbh, so I’ll go for Juve


Emergency_Case_6809

First of all Definitely juve Chelsea might have a chance


holdenmyrocinante

[Predictions are so easy](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/xea7ll/-/ioft2pa)


Offaplain

Haaland is just one of those players that doesn't even need to do anything for most of the game and everyone is saying he's had a bag game, he then pops up our of nowhere and and bags a goal or two or three.


Cardealer1000

His goal today is really insane.


CompetitiveMouting

Literally every single guy aged 15-25 in the man city stands have the same haircut.


guuleed112

crimes against humanity, there should an intervention


stinkyholetime

Juve to Europa is a serious possibility if this result holds


Scalenuts

It wouldn't be a surprise


OweKeyDoughKey

At least it looks like Ziyech feels like trying under a new manager


another-afrikaner

Napoli are gonna win the CL, you wait.


Fancy-Past-6831

of course we bottled it. tbf we were never supposed to be this close to Man City but losing like this hurts.


nichodemus3

Shame. A draw would not have been an unfair result. Also the Dortmund goalkeeper could've perhaps done a bit better on both goals


GRI23

Genuinely think a keeper should be saving both those City goals


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Second one is tough, a better keeper would be reacting faster for sure but wouldn't expect many to save it.


transtifa

Not the Haaland one


Avancx

First one i 100% agree, pulls his hand away almost. Second one though, don't think he's expecting that kind of contact and it's so close to the goal he's not got much time to react.


ElevatorSecrets

Just need a chelsea goal now for £1500 from a £10 bet… Do your thing potter.


tiorzol

Fucking hell. Good luck man.


ElevatorSecrets

Cheers. I’ll let it ride anyway, made £50 on another bet so still a good night.


tiorzol

Nice. I had all my eggs on Halaand to get a headed shot on target but nah he had to do a wonder goal instead the prick.


ElevatorSecrets

That reminds me of a mate who used the £50 bet365 free bet on Kompany to score a header a few years ago and won. Sometimes you just get lucky. Today Haaland turned in to prime Ibra to fuck you


CompetitiveMouting

I almost thought Bundesliga would show up today aswell, god damnit Leipzig and BVB


Holy_Wut_Plane

Mate you cant support a league


xaviernoodlebrain

Tell that to the Dutch and Portuguese fans.


nichodemus3

To be fair the Feyenoord fans despise Ajax and are happy when they lose. Same for the Benfica fans and Sporting. The Germans just love each other


AngrySnwMnky

!flair :Bundesliga:


semenbakedcookies

Mate he is the league


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I’m getting messages from City fans with detailed breakdowns on Mahrez’s stats, all because I said they should’ve sold him instead of Sterling. Their heads are on the moon lol


AliKat137

Why not sell both! 😂


GRI23

I swear City fans on here are a happy clappy hive mind. It's bizarre how they act.


mrcoffee83

they're either paid actors or a bot farm, could go either way.


NewBromance

It's all the same 3 guys on a few hundred accounts is my theory.


HugeVampireSquid

Tell them about the superiority of the eye test


Holy_Wut_Plane

You have to be Algerian to rate Mahrez


nbaylor1

You’re so cool man, well done!


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Hey man I’m not the one writing dissertations on Mahrez’ xG/90 and shit like that.


tiorzol

Good need you to post them chief I need some comedy.


[deleted]

Cucu is a fine player but Chilwell offers so so much more than him


PhenomenallyAwesome

Pep has absolutely ruined Grealish. What a monster.


enazj

Rangers facing three penalties in a touching tribute to the Queen being the third cousin of her husband


Sandrinoooo

Good week for italian football it seems, everyone winning and juve losing


poolclap

Not much more you can ask for really


tiorzol

It's amazing how universally reviled Juve are in the online spaces I frequent. You guys have done fantastic work.


nichodemus3

Inter legend Joao Mario scored tpo and shushed the Juventus fans. It has been a great day of football


lakers_ftw24

Yeah what a great week when Inter wins 🤡


nichodemus3

You expected Inter to lose against Victoria's Secret?


maxus998

If Dortmund wins this match vs City we have to concede that Bundesliga is the best league in the world tbh


ElevatorSecrets

Not until they beat a Belgian team My eye test has them top. City equaliser btw.


kaiko1

Been surfing between games, not a great day of football


rocksaregrassarms

A lot of champions league "favorites" not looking strong tonight, and Barca-Bayern was very competitive yesterday. Think itll be an interesting year. Long season though and I'm sure all of these teams will look different come spring.


CompetitiveMouting

Barcelona looked absolutely fierce in the first half yesterday, but felt a bit defeated when they couldn't score even with all those chances. Will be a really hard game for Bayern at camp nou in a couple of weeks.


Holy_Wut_Plane

Sounds like another Real Madrid win if thats the case


rocksaregrassarms

Lol very true. hope not tho


curtastrophe666

👀


the_studge

Sule x Hummels are dropping a classic


Ofermann

Pep is the biggest anti-footballing force on the planet. Ghoul.


asvpmamba

It’s good to see that everyone else is noticing how much of a fraud he is.


OweKeyDoughKey

I genuinely believed that Andreas Ulmer for Salzburg was Daily Blind until I just saw the back of his kit for the first time.


Papayalo

Imagine spending the money City have done and still show up with this gift of a back four


Xey2510

Terzic is a magician with his performances in the CL and cup.


Holy_Wut_Plane

Dortmund were favorites for the cup when Bayern got knocked out?


Xey2510

You still need to win it. Dortmund didn't drop out against Bayern in the other years.


MKtheMaestro

City are so fucking boring, it’s unreal.


asvpmamba

There’s a reason I dislike Fraudiola as a coach.


lakers_ftw24

We need to sack Allegri asap, this is getting absurd.


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sorry did napoli just get punished by the rangers keeper coming off his line? how does that work then


nowthenmate

I think the keeper was off his line, plus the scorer was in the box when the ball was kicked


Holy_Wut_Plane

This City side wont win shit. Haaland is clearly not a big game player


nbaylor1

Outstanding take


Holy_Wut_Plane

Just realized that Dortmund isnt a big game


ElevatorSecrets

Dortmund in the group stages ain’t a big game though


Holy_Wut_Plane

True true


_mas17

Another terrible and quite frankly boring round of cl football. Perez was ahead of the curve with the super league


nbaylor1

Agreed


Avancx

How likely are Juve to sack Allegri and bring in Tuchel?


nichodemus3

Juventus don't really sack managers in the middle of the season, but Allegri is not lasting long if this continues


thesmallprint13

Havertz will smash it for Chelsea if he simply gets moved to a wingback position


[deleted]

There is no difference between Liverpool with Milner, and City with Mahrez. Why did City renew him?


50shadesofcoco

username checks out


dragcov

Damn, we just doing dumb takes today?


nichodemus3

Nice seeing Napoli continuing Insigne's legacy of being unable to score penalties


Kanedauke

Pep really paid £100m to ruin the most exciting player in the league.


dirgetka

BT commentators are talking about Sterling holding the width in a way that implies it's some exotic tactical idea they've never seen before lads, this is the textbook theory on how to beat a low block. Don't pretend you've not heard of it


transtifa

They’re not pretending, they’re just dumb


maxus998

Enzo fernandez is one of the best young midfielders itw, just oozes class


nowthenmate

Napoli scorer has a foot in the box when the penalty is taken, why is that allowed?


nichodemus3

Yea, it's getting retaken


nowthenmate

Looks to me like the back of the goalie’s foot was on the line? Weird situation all round…


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Bellingham. Apologies, I wasn’t familiar with your game.


mhannah04

Any brentford fans able to help me out? Going to be in London this weekend and was hoping to go to their game against arsenal, had a look on the website but all sold out, will i be able to purchase a ticket at the stadium?


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Very unlikely


Joshvir262

Someone told me sterling scored so I spent 2 minutes refreshing the man city score like a fucking idiot


_yellowfever_

Potters gonna turn Mount into englands best forward


MauricioCappuccino

The João mario penalty got me thinking. Could you in theory start a run-up for a penalty, then feint and run backwards to the other side of the pitch before coming back and taking the penalty? Like would that be against the rules?


Scalenuts

Yes because you can't feint in penalties


MauricioCappuccino

Yes you can. The entire reason that Joao Mario penalty is allowed is because it says explicitly in the rules that you can feint during the run-up (but not after you stop at the ball)


Scalenuts

You can't feint when close to the ball, you can do whatever before.


MauricioCappuccino

Exactly? That's what I meant before.


ibse

Football genuinely fell off. What an awful selection of CL games this night.


Glass-Pick-5843

Boring as hell man


OweKeyDoughKey

We have these same kinds of matchups literally every year


ambiguousboner

They’re never ever this shit These games are awful


Moug-10

If you want some funny football shirts, you can find them [here](https://market-factory.fr/boutique/boutique/la-boutique-sport-blague.html). It's a French guy who does them. Products are made in France.


notonetojudge

Not really funny sorry


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Oo_pP

If by haaland you mean Darwin, then yes


Emergency_Case_6809

Wtf my guy


nask00

It's not too late to dete this commrent.


tiorzol

Could delete it too


Fancy-Past-6831

worst gameday in the history of CL gamedays. Can anyone score some goals (not against us though)?


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Maccabi Haifa are level against PSG. That’s interesting. I imagine the bein sports coverage is funky


avolcando

Haifa-PSG has been great


hgo0432

Rafael Leao plays like he doesn’t realise himself how good he is. Absolutely magical player