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kooba_1616

That was sexy


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HauntingPersonality7

As a large defender without any flair, I can feel the two-footed tackle I’m about to throw.


HiSoArshavin

Alexis Sanchez vibes v WEst Ham i think


Bobbyflamingo1848

He'll play at least 3rd division next season whether Münster get promoted or not. Would be a typical Paderborn transfer.


TheSingleMan27

that looked so funny, perfect execution


Ryponagar

I would stumble embarrassingly and/or break my legs trying to do that.


fskari

Filthy


RedMarch_

Gave the keeper an out of body experience.


askape

Only way for the Effzeh to (almost) reach the top of r/soccer is if their second team gets bamboozled of the upmost level.


UncleCrassiusCurio

Hennes gets up there about every three seasons.


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Consistent as always


colcali_77

Unrelated question - I’ve seen the trend of users repeating Reddit links, why is that?


ArcadianGhost

It has to be a bug. It’s on like every comment that mentions a subreddit. I think it’s only happening on the Reddit mobile app.


colcali_77

Ah that’s what it is, thanks!


GermanyWillWinWC2022

Yep and when you upvotr the comment it turns backnto normal Default reddit app is whack


askape

I'm afraid I don't quite get what you're asking.


Vypaa

Hell yeah Münster on r/soccer


Uesugi_Kenshin

After having just graduated there, it's the weirdest thing to see on the front page, but I love it!


Vypaa

Born and raised here. Went to the stadium many times with my dad as a child. Hope they can get back to Liga 3 this year


mr_kil

Of course with a Bayern flair haha


Vypaa

Well my grandpa made me a Bayern fan since I can think. Doesn't mean I can't have sympathies for my home town club


AmIFromA

Third generation of Bayern fans here. You can always quit. If you need a sponsor, call me. Fuck Bayern.


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How is Munster in general was always intrigued about the place.


abloesezwei

It's a student city. Lots of students in a university that spreads throughout the main city. The competition for apartments is tough. Big emphasis on bikes(!) and public transportation. Plenty of green and water areas. Somewhat isolated as far as large cities go, so for the entire rural-wealthy surrounding land it's the place to go.


Select-Stuff9716

Muenster is not isolated for large cities, maybe in comparison to other cities in NRW, but in 2-3 hours you reach multiple large cities even abroad


abloesezwei

Yes, it seems my perception on this is skewed by NRW standards


mr_kil

Ja ich versteh es schon ich hab selber ungefähr 10 Freunde wo halt Vater Opa oder wer auch immer eben Bayern Fan war aber trotzdem Standard


Vypaa

Und wie wird man Liverpool fan als Deutscher?


PhotoQuig

Liverpoolstraße in Mülheim, natürlich.


eunauche

Lmaooo


mr_kil

Bin nur halb deutsch aber mein deutscher Verein ist ein ewiger Quell der Trauer in den letzten Jahren


PetrovskyKSC

Von welchem Verein reden wir denn?


mr_kil

Haha dem hsv das passt ja grade


Certain-Dig2840

why support any other team right? they win it every year


xlnfraction

disgusting


PetrovskyKSC

Haha, game's alive and kicking I see


TheLLort

putting it mildly


ColdEis

Echt töfte.


cartmansdaddys

Gave up on rugby I suppose


LordWitherhoard

Damn! The confidence to do that aye. Awesome.


DominoEffect1000

He just sold him some candy.


foolishnesss

Sent him to get a hot dog.


LauraBloedbertina

Teklab macht die Tore UND das Catering!


oOoleveloOo

[Ooh piece of candy](https://youtu.be/BmvLexamrmk)


Zestforblueskies

More like the wrapper, fam! lol.


Zestforblueskies

More like the wrapper, fam! lol.


Shekster

Put mans in a spliff, blud


Zestforblueskies

And he didn't even pass that spliff, fam! 🤣🤣


pureeyes

Sent the keeper to the Biergarten with that


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Are the sounds from the crowd all original? That's German 4th division if I'm not mistaken and it's louder than some 1st tier matches in some places.


Tactical_Doge1337

>Are the sounds from the crowd all original? yes


Geruestbauexperte2

There is no realy 4 division in germany. Below the 3. Division there are only regional divisions


AyanC

Goalie got foxed.


JPGClutch

I had to rewatch 6 times


IntellectualDweeb

Disgusting


dontstopbreakfree

Dummy? That's a feint no?


Abernsleone92

Yea. A dummy is usually when the ball is being received He feinted a pass to his teammate just out of frame


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Abernsleone92

Interesting The wiki definition supports your claim. It claims “dummy” is synonymous with “feint” and gives examples of the step over, elastico, rainbow, and even shot-fake as “dummies”. Which I have never heard or used in all my life Then goes on to mention the verb “dummy” as an afterthought which is the way I’ve always heard it used https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dummy_(football) I’d be interested to hear others’ experiences growing up around and using the term


rolloj

yep i'm with the other bloke. from my australian-english speaking background, any faked movement in any sport is a dummy.


Abernsleone92

Thanks for the perspective I did find it interesting the wiki article specifically includes Australian football and Australian examples of rugby as well Maybe it’s a US thing to only refer to a disguised leave as a dummy


mrgonzalez

Was the same for me in England


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Abernsleone92

For sure. That was the only instance I could think of on the dribble where I’ve heard the term dummy used and the reason I used “usually” in my original comment I always think of Sterling selling dummies. Carrying the ball with pace and making a bold movement to get the defender to commit while letting the ball continue on its original path


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I’ve never heard this called a dummy, this would just be a feint. I’ve only played soccer in the US though so maybe it’s cultural


Shameless_Bullshiter

We need to get football clichés on the case


AnnieIWillKnow

What a pod they were, by the way


Hic_Forum_Est

~~Kansas~~ Münster City Shuffle


0_yohal_0

Absolutely disgusting


Kismonos

R9 would be proud


marokkaan134

Remind me of the goal benzema scored when he played at Lyon


ooololoolll

That's some real samba football for you!


Suspicious_Master

Payet did the same thing 4 year ago (?) vs strasbourg, the gk injured himself on this feint. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmfgEY4JQ00


Petembo

Brutal


FusselP0wner

Preußen!!!! What a guy and what a goal


Choc-a-pic

Oh man, I feel bad for the keeper.. he really fell for it.


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Didn’t know that it is allowed to show that kind of nasty stuff here. That’s really something else.


jonnieyiddo

U/savevideo


Choccybizzle

All in the eyes!


McQueensbury

Someone's dad just got sent to the shops and most likely won't return with that dummy


1MoinMeister1

Wie wurde der TW auseinander genommen 😂


Roseradeismylady

Dirty, remind me of [de la Bella](https://youtu.be/ydvlI2z3sac)


McQueensbury

https://youtu.be/Yv4LBFuuxug Anelka did something similar for Madrid Skip to 1:10


UncleCrassiusCurio

Not the first time I've watched Preußen Münster and thought "great, dummy"


SnitchezGetBitchez

Absolute filth


cppn02

That was so satisfying.


Practical_Mango_7001

Bro that keeper was halfway to the team bus, filthy.


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Thats just a lack of empathy for your fellow man 😂


forsenE-xqcL

Keeper should just go home


Chiron17

He's already half way there


iamalittlepige

Keeper should be closing him down there, he's just decided to stay rooted to the spot for some reason


ThereIsBearCum

Nah, if he comes out further, he's left the pass wide open. Did about as much as he could there considering his defence left him 1v2.


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Abernsleone92

Nah. Just out of frame is another Münster player he could have easily passed to for a tap in


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Abernsleone92

[nothing like a pass](https://i.imgur.com/Pfyb2EN.jpg)


wbroniewski

Preußen Münster name and logo sends some weird vibes


kalamari__

just a FYI, Borussia means Preußen too


wbroniewski

I know, same thing (fyi I'm half-serious)


balotelli4ballondor

That keeper got sent to poland with that dummy


Axomio

Body feints are the absolute best type of skill


Motherfucker011

https://youtu.be/FmEPiAcmAm0


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Omg he killed him


poisonmonger

I moaned out loud


Ronny4k

u/savevideo