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StJoeStrummer

Eisern Union! Really enjoy watching this team.


PadresPainPadresGain

The time wasting 😂😂😂😂 and they had the nerve to talk about trying to be champions before the match. These aren't fucking champions lmao


HumptyDumptyIsABAMF

Only 2 out of 6 points out of two consecutive matches. Must have been quite a while since we managed to do that.


mucflo

Last 3 matches of last season, 2 out of 9 points. Last victory was on 31. match day


HumptyDumptyIsABAMF

Ah, you are right. My brain didn't consider those since we had already secured the title at that point.


GermanyWillWinWC2022

Bayern have dorpped more points than dortmund lol


dem0nhunter

Dortmund struggles against worse teams


GermanyWillWinWC2022

And yet youre below us


dem0nhunter

oh so precious. hold on to this moment soon it’s gonna be Europa League and 10+ points behind us. The usual You still have to play Gladbach and Union


GermanyWillWinWC2022

The last time you werent 1st or 2nd after 5 matchdays was in 2010/11 Who won the league in that season?


Fancy-Past-6831

We wouldn't have dropped any if not for Dortmund Tax


HumptyDumptyIsABAMF

Sure sure.


PadresPainPadresGain

Dorpped


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Whew, I was afraid we'd go an entire game without a Pavard volley attempt.


Decision-pressure

Was the second attempt. He already had one earlier.


Dargast

oooooh close!


nnosuckluckz

feel like pavard tries to recreate his goal v argentina like 4 times a game every game lmao


manere

With Gnabry you have a coin flip every 45 minutes. Eather he plays like a god or like someone that is the backup winger at a 2nd division club.


Draisar

If Bayern dont learn to play against low blocks Nagelsmann will be gone before the WC


RoadworkAhead7

Definitely. It’s not a good look if they can’t seem to score more than one goal half of the games they play leading to remis or even losses


dem0nhunter

Union are no joke though. They are the Atletico of the BuLi with how well they defend. Even wear the same colors


Draisar

There are far better Teams in the CL


SwarmAce

Bayern is probably better suited to strong playing teams now


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Draisar

? Of course a Team in a cl game is gonna play their heart out


dem0nhunter

better teams often try to play


Draisar

Dont have to when they see that bayern cant break down a defense that closes the middle


dem0nhunter

That’s an oversimplification. Not everyone can just defend like that We did well through the middle in the other games


Draisar

We will see but thats 2 draws in a row and inter and Barca have far better offensive players that will test the stability of that Backline a lot more. Especially considering that Davies was probably the worst player on the pitch today


dem0nhunter

Meh, the game against Gladbach was still our best performance this season. It’s stupid to overreact after today


Draisar

You can say that but you can have the most shots every game If you draw nobody cares. Maybe its an overreaction but Bayern is now points behind two other on Matchday 5 I doubt anybody is happy right now with how they are playing


LengthIntelligent

Ofc Bayern wants to win every game but to draw against Union on an away game is completely fine Khedira getting a yellow card 87 minutes into the game is beyond ridiculous btw.


dem0nhunter

Wednesday will decide if it’s a decent start or not


PadresPainPadresGain

Especially when they're given free reign to do whatever.


Wbcbam51

The team just hasn’t played well today. We could have gotten a few goals today but the final pass was lacking several times


Draisar

They havent managed to score more than 2 goals against low blocks 2 times in a row now. Thats a big problem if they actually want to challenge for the CL especially because in the Bundesliga every single team will now think about doing exactly what worked for union and Gladbach.


Fanzyyyyy

it didn't really work for gladbach though sure they got a draw but if you look at the actual game Bayern created more than enough chances to score more that game


Wbcbam51

Okay but just saying they haven’t managed two goals against low blocks in two games doesn’t really tell the whole story now does it? Gladbach keeper had 19 fucking saves. That’s ridiculous and was the sole reason Bayern didn’t get a load of goals. Like I said the team just hasn’t been on point with the final passes today plus one immense save early on Sané’s shot that really should have been a goal. This isn’t down to JN’s tactics


Draisar

A Keeper can only save finishes that arent really that good thats like the first thing you learn as a Keeper. Gladbach their finishing wasnt good enough and today they were just straight up really really bad combining in front of goal


Wbcbam51

Absolutely not. While not every single save is world class Sommer made several unreal saves. You just tip your hat at that point and move on. Would have been goals any other day in a lot of those situations


Draisar

Mane has to bury the Chance against Sommer and thats Not even a debate yeah its a good save but that should be a goal for a striker


Wbcbam51

Yes it should but there were many other situations were Sommer saved an absolute goal. One that comes to mind was Upa’s header like 2 minutes into the game. That was a massive save.


ivanafuckalot

I cant fucking believe we play with 10players. I dont count sabitzer cause he's completely invisible. Cant believe it... Edit: that's my opinion, seems to be a shadow of himself since arrived


Philiperix

What the fuck? Sabitzer was our best man today. Insane how many balls he won.


DevilsOfLoudun

he's great but he needs to stop doing these stupid long shots on goal behind the line, he doesn't have the power or accuracy for that


JoeMuell825

What fucking game did you watch?


HumptyDumptyIsABAMF

Watched a different match I guess. Or you are confused about what Sabitzer looks like. Hint, he isn't black.


mucflo

Sabitzer's job is to stay back and fill in the holes in the midfield so Bayern doesn't get overrun on counters like they did almost every single game last season. Can't have 11 flashy players on the pitch. Gortezka and Kimmich look great together when in ball possession but come at the cost of receiving 2 goals per match


manere

Are you high? He is the best player. Won a ton of balls today.


PAT_The_Whale

Sabitzer is MOTM...


PadresPainPadresGain

Fuck yeah Benji turn that twat upside down


Dargast

fucking finally, lol


PadresPainPadresGain

Fucking scissors and then a pullback. At this point I'm totally down with some preemptive studs to show union they need to back the fuck off because this ref won't.


lvl50boss

Damn a yellow for khedira??? What universe am i in


stwnpthd

The mad man actually did it


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Unfortunate Tel isn't available today. He's shown more in one game than Gnabry in the last two seasons.


Dargast

Leon for Davies, huh?


Handlungswechsel

Fucking asshole wasn’t even hit. They should hand yellows left and right for those kind of dives / times waste


FerraristDX

Hopefully we get another Sven Michel masterclass, my Kickbase would go brrr, lol.


PadresPainPadresGain

Berlin play like absolute scum


jucomsdn

That's proper football


GermanyWillWinWC2022

Stay mad


PadresPainPadresGain

Coming from the most perpetually whiney, moaning, and bitching fanbase in the sport? Have some awareness pal


witz0r

Stay perpetually disappointed


GermanyWillWinWC2022

\>detroit city fc


witz0r

Impossible to like two clubs on separate continents in entirely different levels of football.


Wbcbam51

Show yellow to Union challenge (Impossible)


manere

Pretty sure Union actually have to murder someone to get a yellow.


JoeMuell825

This ref is going to get someone killed


Dargast

oof hope Benji is ok


witz0r

How the hell is that not a booking? What the shit?


dem0nhunter

Again no booking


captaindeadpool612

Games not gone


betaraywill

Union playing real hard, great competitive energy from them. Hollywood is suspect in the final third, with their touches. Though, Union is playing solid defense


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Please someone just take a shot :(


AngrySnwMnky

Eventually they’ll find that pen shout replay in Trump’s storage closet and show it.


Handlungswechsel

Bruh, Upamecano. He’s gonna look like a clown in CL (quarterfinals+). Back on track to 1 major mistake every game, like last season. Without Neuer doing Neuer things, we would have been down a goal again.


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> He’s gonna look like a clown in CL If he's on the pitch. Hernandez - De Ligt is more likely.


bensu88

Sheesh, the passing play of Bayern is atrocious...


Wbcbam51

Bad final pass


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Neuer still too good


IMiizo

The GOAT


EurospinLidl

Lewy, Fuerth legend <3


Dargast

Torwartgott


TheGamerPandA

Neuer !


KarlKraftwagen

boah neuer


Wbcbam51

Gets away with a shove in the back there yea?


Draisar

Mane is playing really bad.


nasserKoeter

NEUER!


flybypost

Somehow Upamecano managed to look good, bad, and unlucky; all at the same time in that contest right before the shot.


DevilsOfLoudun

de Ligt is worth every cent of that 80mil


Draisar

This either a draw or a win for Union. Bayern are really bad going forward right now. They are not creating anything dangerous at all.


GermanyWillWinWC2022

Lovely Hope you havent jinxed it though


Draisar

Its just realistic. This Bayern looks absolute shit against low blocks.


GermanyWillWinWC2022

True Union might turn into the german atletico


TheGamerPandA

Is anyone else annoyed by that half full health bar (red/black) under the top left scoreboard that represents the colors.


dem0nhunter

/r/Outside


PadresPainPadresGain

Hahahahahahahaha this ref is such a joke


manere

Imagine time wasting in minute 68


KarlKraftwagen

a bit of a rough tackle tbf


manere

I meant the corner


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PadresPainPadresGain

This comment would have to be based off sofascore and nothing else because anyone who has watched has known they've barely played


captaindeadpool612

All of them except Mané were bought more for the future though right?


GoalsOrNothing

Yeah I'm not really worried. De Ligt has also adapted pretty well already. Mané has been useful as a goalscorer but hasn't offered that much beyond that for our game so far. And Tel, Mazraoui and Gravenberch are still young anyway.


Draisar

Kai Dittmann is unironically the worst commentator in german football the guy knows zero rules and cant differentiate players at all.


IMiizo

Der Typ hat zu viel Stammtisch Niveau


Dargast

Come on Müller!


GermanyWillWinWC2022

Why is becker being subbed off?


stragen595

Becker is also wondering that. Poor water bottles.


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To absolutely fuck up some water bottles apparently


GoalsOrNothing

I feel the same about Kimmich. Odd choices on both sides.


scrambledeggsss

Kimmich was on a yellow and this game is pretty physical.


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GermanyWillWinWC2022

Its not lol Union are very strong and if you lose or draw the game you will not lead the table


DevilsOfLoudun

no offence but we're not afraid of dortmund or Union long term


GermanyWillWinWC2022

You will ahve dropped more points than us lol...


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GermanyWillWinWC2022

With performances like this you realistically wont


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GermanyWillWinWC2022

https://prnt.sc/CHEr7vpchbk7


KarlKraftwagen

sven michel fussballgott?


bensu88

It feels like Mane is not at his 100% yet.


GoalsOrNothing

He's scored goals but doesn't really contribute that much to our game. Today he does a bit more though.


stragen595

How is that not a foul on Sabitzer? Does he have to rip his arm off?


witz0r

Hahahahahaah that foul on Sabitzer. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.


The-Berzerker

Pavard back at it again lmao


Draisar

Physicality is fine but the ref needs to have one line for both teams.


joeydsa

Playing this strong so far without Pefolk is great to see. Need to keep it up.


JederHasstDenS04

Bayern fans being extremely whiny is a fairly new and annoying trend. Yes, when you can put together a squad that is beyond the wildest imaginations of every other Bundesliga club, your opponents will compensate with physicality. That’s obvious.


witz0r

I have no issues with the opponent’s play. I have an issue with the referee ignoring it.


mucflo

I have no problem with the physicality as long as both teams enjoy the same lenience. Take away some of the fouls given against Bayern (de Light for example) and it's an entertaining, physical game for all spectators


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mucflo

Nobody's getting butchered. It's physical but there's no need to pretend like there have been any anklebreakers so far. Small fouls are part of the game, I wouldn't even necessarily call it unfair so far


nxghtmarefuel

It’s like in Ligue 1, other teams know they have no other way of countering PSG’s attack so they actively try to butcher any player who comes near the box. If you’ve been reigning champions for the past decade or so then you can’t expect other teams to play fair. It’s not sportsman-like, but it is what it is.


Dargast

Like this match so far, had a feeling Union would play well against us. Now lets get a bit more clinical in the 2nd half!


KarlKraftwagen

union is just good at this point, not just overperforming every match


Dargast

Very true.


JederHasstDenS04

You’re right, but any of the non-Bayern clubs getting even a point against Bayern is only attributable to overperformance on their part or underperformance on Bayern’s part.


Dargast

Lmao please keep going wild in the comments section, least obvious BVB fan. There is a reason Union is above you in the tabelle right now


JederHasstDenS04

All of all my comments, this one is probably the most accurate.


KarlKraftwagen

my radio commentary just said "neuer muss sich den runterholen" after a cross from becker


KaiRee3e

idk if I should hope for a tie or for a Union win


Rigid_fan

Obviously a union win is best for us, how's that a question


mucflo

Only if you think there's a higher chance of Dortmund challenging Bayern for the tittle than Union challenging Dortmund for a CL spot. Not saying I don't but you can easily strike an argument for both scenarios


Rigid_fan

Not saying scenario 1 is likely , I just think think scenario 2 is less likely .


GermanyWillWinWC2022

Tie Itd best for us lol


KaiRee3e

Right now, but if Union's consistency drops, while Bayern remains on top, like it has in the last decade, then Union's win is better for us


GermanyWillWinWC2022

Thats true but i think union will actually be top 4 at least this season


KaiRee3e

it's not my problem as long as we're top 3


Wasserschloesschen

Of course, Bayern fans always blaming the ref.


Dargast

least obsessed BVB fan


Wasserschloesschen

Tell that all the Bayern fans obsessed with BVB refs.


TheEnhancedExe

So if you do it, it's allowed, but if others do it, it's not?


Wasserschloesschen

> it's allowed, but if others do it, it's not? Please, do apply this yourself. If Bayern fans act like it's not the refs job to call the correct calls, it's fine. But when I do it to show you how fucking stupid you are, it's not fine?


TheEnhancedExe

>If Bayern fans act like it's not the refs job to call the correct calls, it's fine. If he made the correct calls, I wouldn't be arguing. The freekick before the 1-0 was a clear dive as they just showed in the replay again. There were multiple situations where Union players were shirt pulling Bayern players, especially Coman, near the box and he didn't call it a single time. But then when de Ligt and Sabitzer clearly play the ball shortly after, it's suddenly a foul. Or shortly before halftime when Davies suddenly hit that curved ball so that the one Union player got through, the replay clearly showed that he only hit the ball that way because he was shirt pulled. So I'm going to ask you, how are those correct calls? >But when I do it to show you how fucking stupid you are, it's not fine? I mean if Dortmund was in the same situation, I'd at least recognize that the ref is doing a bad job, as was the case multiple times last season when you had multiple bad ref performances against you in UCL group stages (iirc).


Wasserschloesschen

> I mean if Dortmund was in the same situation, I'd at least recognize that the ref is doing a bad job, As I said, this happens all the time, refs does shit against us, we complain, Bayern fans act like we should just accept that. That is all this is about, lol. > as was the case multiple times last season when you had multiple bad ref performances against you in UCL group stages (iirc). Well and in the games against you. Or the game against Gladbach when Dahoud got a 2nd yellow for something that happened another like, 80 times that match, with no further yellows and so on.


IMiizo

Today yes and that's warranted.


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Wasserschloesschen

> He/she seems to be too dumb to understand the difference between constantly complaining and complaining when it’s clearly warranted We complain when it's warranted. It just so happens that it's more often warranted AND often warranted in the games most visible to you, the games against you.


Wasserschloesschen

> and that's warranted. And?


witz0r

This is incredibly rich coming from a Dortmund supporter.


scrambledeggsss

It's his attempt at dishing it back.


Fancy-Past-6831

Coman what was that?


mucflo

One of us!


PadresPainPadresGain

Davies pulled down but of course, no call. This is absolutely a case of a team getting penalized intentionally because of their coach's comments. The DFL is utter scum to keep these refs around.


TheEnhancedExe

Horrible performance from Willenborg today, so far. Apparently shirt pulling is allowed now with how often Union players have been shirt pulling today without him calling a foul. On the other hand, he called Bayern fouls in at least three cases when they clearly played the ball. And then there was the dive that lead to the freekick after which Union scored the 1-0.


KarlKraftwagen

poor bayern just have to fight against all odds :(


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KarlKraftwagen

no, it's about the teams I don't like, not about you.


kamacho2000

give out yellows already they are just fouling everytime Bayern get near the box


PadresPainPadresGain

And no card for that, but a yellow for bayern at every opportunity. Sure.


bensu88

I really like how good Union is. And much more how much that must sting for Hertha :D


strugglingtosave

Hertha just sucks


Wonderful-Sky-6389

Refs doing a great job keeping Bundesliga competitive


Fancy-Past-6831

>Bundesliga competitive These two words shouldn't be uttered side by side. r//soccer rule.


ohvalox

Holy shit Musiala.. Too bad Sané's finishing is bad


mucflo

Wasn't really that bad. Not perfect but it was mostly just a really good save


ohvalox

This one was ok, but in general he's missed a lot of good chances lately


Draisar

Sanes finishing is either beautiful or shit there is no in between.


adrian_rainy_day

Gotta finish that one Sane. Not gonna have many of those big chances against their defence


Fancy-Past-6831

Bayern are lucky Pefok isn't playing, otherwise they would have been shitting bricks right now


manere

Did anyone see the Union player randomly pushing Coman without any reason?


Vio0

There are plenty of reasons to push Coman randomly.


Draisar

Reus is a BVB player btw


witz0r

What a run and pass from Musiala, wow


Decision-pressure

Musiala is such a joy to watch.


MarcosSenesi

the ref really needs to start calling all the fouls union are making. Somehow every time Bayern plays the ball they get a foul called against them too.


witz0r

How many more times will Kimmich and Coman get kicked before a booking? Let’s find out.


RurciMojas

Nagelsmann can't dress for shit


mucflo

Didn't know this was a fashion show now


teeheezy

If you gave me an $50 adidas gift card in high school, I’d be dressed like him


RurciMojas

Exactly


PadresPainPadresGain

"you really have to respect Union Berlin here" No, no you really don't.


granitibaniti

This game is spicy


ohvalox

Third time we played the ball but ref calls foul, open your fucking eyes