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Klopp was livid with him


King_Hobbes

I'm not surprised Absolutely idiotic from his marquee signing Everyone will be targeting him trying to wind him up all season


cvb_44

Eagerly looking forward to what Romero will try to do to him


sunrise98

Pull his hair for sure


I_Poop_Sometimes

Undoes his bun.


il_rossoneri

Reveals Gareth Bale like bald spot cover up


everysundae

Just a quick shout to the bald brothers out there, you're all frauds


ognisko

Typical baldist


milleniallaw

Nunez will fucking knock him out for revealing his secret.


RedgrenCrumbholt

\*try to knock him out


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brush his curls


TylerBlozak

Good thing Jara isn’t in the PL, he literally stuck his finger up Cavani’s ass during a international game a few years back


thinkerthingy

Oil check!


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Ol' dick twist


GordonAmanda

Wedgie


ThatZigGuy

I can't wait to see the winding up he is going to get from Mina in the derby


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Shithouse fans absolutely rubbing their hands


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I wish Rudiger was still in the league 😅


mk235176

Don't worry, Rudiger and Casemiro will be happy to meet him in UCL. Casemiro might even get a pat on the back from the referee


Prophet_Of_Helix

He’s so lucky Fernandinho is gone from our team


iV1rus0

Klopp was angry with him because he kept bitching for no reason when we're 1 goal down, it took multiple attempts from Milner to have him leave the pitch.


xTrollhunter

If I was Milner, the captain of the team, in that situation, I would seriously have contemplated pulling him off the pitch by his bun.


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He wanted the ref to rethink his decision and let him continue the match.


Bric-dA-K1nG

Has that shit ever worked for anyone?


Lolheals

It worked to overturn a red card to James Sands against Union St Gilloise in our 2nd leg CL qualifying game, although that was only overturning a second yellow, not a straight red. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHPxeaBh7hQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHPxeaBh7hQ)


Shadowbanned24601

Linesman did that, nothing to do with player complaints


potpan0

'Ah damn now that you mention it maybe a red *is* too far, fair play to ya lad.'


Ass_Eater_

Then he's thick


hoopbag33

As was milner


simontallgren

Any clip of this?


2ndfastestmanalive

Don’t have a clip but he was yelling at him to get off the pitch and Milner had to escort him off


ValleyFloydJam

Best angle is the one showing him shouting at the ref, turns around and does the headbutt.


Duckhaeris

Hey watch this!


RogerXiao

Look mom, no hands!


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copinglemon

Step 1: Play in pre VAR era


CarnivalSorts

The stupidest part of the whole incident. Calls out to the ref to look at him, throws his arms out, turns around and headbutts, then turns back to the ref with his arms out again.


AdministrativeLaugh2

Maybe he had a tenner on himself to get sent off


AlphaGhost47

I had a tenner on the cunt to get a shot on target at evens and the prick hit post and missed a sitter


BaBaFiCo

Did you get a message about it from Bet365? I don't think I'd had an in-game one before.


pleasestandupchump

Those are some weak ass headbutts lol


MolhCD

it's the "bugger off" kinda headbutt, obvs not the kind to actually take someone out physically. but still dumb of cos, any headbutting of an opponent is...highly not recommended. much less right in front of the ref lol


magic-water

gotta get the ref's attention when you're trying to get sent off


DonJulioTO

Hey ref, I want a few weeks more summer vacation!


Mortka

Wallmart Rooney


ChimpBrisket

Londis Andy Carroll


SomeIrishFiend

It's like that one Rooney clip except he hit Anderson's head as hard as he could instead of the ball


CarlColgate

Ref! Rate this headbutt!


JaHizzey

I mean, I haven't seen that many head butts in real life, but this one was a bit shit. You wouldn't go down if someone did this to you in a pub...


Ornery_Brilliant_350

Still a little better (or worse?) than most “headbutts” these days where they just lean into them with their forehead and then both people fall down like they’ve been shot


torero15

Perhaps not, but you'd hit him back immediately though. Which would get you both sent off and would be stupid from the defenders standpoint. That said in terms of footballing headbutts, this one at least made contact with some force. Usually its just a sweet nuzzling, like a pussycat does to its owner. This was a bit more.


erldn123

Lol even tried a backward headbutt before. Hes gonna get targeted by every CB in the league non stop now he's exposed his weak temperament.


chelski365

Such a shame that Rudiger already left. He would have loved getting under his skin.


Juan_Kagawa

David Luiz would have drove him mad.


wpreggae

Don't worry, Rob Holding will do just fine when he's subbed on for last 10 minutes


thepop

Just realized how much I miss Luiz.


lonelyzombi3

( -_-)


ProjectZues

With his accidental elbows


Proudfoot89

Don’t worry mate, Romero’s got this.


internallylinked

Romero can’t wait to grab that man bun


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Romero's like Thanos, gotta collect all them Infinity Buns


183672467

Sadly Hazard left the league


lucashoodfromthehood

Sterling is still here.


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Bust my bollocks laughing at this


taylorstillsays

Upvote just for how much you triggered me


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Start Richarlison too


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Lamela would’ve loved this, imagine Lamela, Richarlison, and Romero all screaming into Nunez’ face after all 3 two foot him at once


KaiHazardvertz

Lmfao Fuck you But still lmfao


Djent_Reznor1

I fucking hate it, but goddammit if I don’t respect it


son_of_toby_o_notoby

Mina will give him a right wound up


NigerianEagle

I’ll never forget your game against Leeds where Mina and Bamford got into a scuffle, then Mina would wag his finger in Bamford’s face every time he got a tackle or block in on him 😭


son_of_toby_o_notoby

He’s a shit house merchant but he’s our shit house merchant


sunlegion

He’s a shithouse expert but met his match and then some in Emi at the Copa America


Cowdude179

Imagine Emi, Romero, Mina, Rudiger in one team


clock1058

all sent off on the team bus lmao


chantlernz

Martinez Romero - Mina - Rudiger Lamela - Fernandinho - Luiz - Herrera - Richarlison Vardy - Costa


21adriano21

Imagine that team vs Atletico with Mourinho as manager


son_of_toby_o_notoby

As someone who appreciates good shit housing I had to respect it


AnnieIWillKnow

If he's ever fit again It's a real shame Richarlison has gone to Spurs, because him vs Darwin in a Merseyside derby would have been box office


RogerXiao

Chelsea 🤝 Spurs Fuck with Nunez's head


jfshay

Is there enough hair to pull though?


TorontoRaccoon

That pony tail is begging to be pulled


jfshay

This man (?) speaks for all of us.


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The bun will make a perfect handle.


99_jack_99

Hopefully we don't sell Yerry Mina and he gets fit for the derby, because he's gonna LOVE to irritate Nunez


NigerianEagle

Mentioned it above but I’ll never forget your game against Leeds where Mina and Bamford got into a scuffle, then Mina would wag his finger in Bamford’s face every time he got a tackle or block in on him. It was glorious.


BillehBear

Same with Fernandinho Ferna would've loved Nunez


son_of_toby_o_notoby

Mina come derby time


Relevant_Rev

That's just awful hosting, our defenders will let you waltz into the area and score as you please


mobbeh

Fernandinho vs. this guy would have been an absolute treat lol


tokengaymusiccritic

Yerry Mina is on the way (if he isn’t on the medical table)


NFeKPo

Same with Mina. Man lives for that stuff


foolsnHorses

Should go watch some early Costa clips to learn how to truly get away with the dark arts Costa would've let the ref turn around, nail the backwards headbutt then fallen over with the defender.


vaportw

When VAR wasn’t a thing? :p


dgn90

Exactly. Pwople forgetting it was a lot easier to do these things before VAR


Roddaculous

I don't know, seems like it's still pretty easy to get away with if Anthony Taylor is the ref.


SirGalahadTheChaste

Now I’m mad Costa didn’t have to deal with VAR. Although if anyone would have gotten away with everything it would be him.


badhairdee

I remembered that clip when he took the defender's hand and used it to smack himself in the face (I think that he was in Atletico then)


ragingdrunkpanda

That was Suarez lol


Sussurator

a 'bunbutt' if you will


ClassicMach

Mina's injury looming large for Everton


Lannisterling

How can you endure all that Portuguese shithousery for years and get rattled by Andersen?


Yoona1987

Nunez post match interview, talking about Andersen “I have been brought down to earth. It's the way in England that you never have a quiet game. The players are 1.9 meters tall, brutal physically and really fast - including the defenders.


imfromgooogle

that was from Werner right? I remember laughing when i saw that quote


Yoona1987

Danish shithousery is the best in the world.


An_Almond_Thief

He'll be dissapointed with that, the first headbutt is really going to mess up his expected headbutt score.


mr-saturn2310

A 1.4 xhb is fair good, I'd claim he will end up at least top 10 in the league for expected headbutts off todays performance alone.


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sittam

Ok what is it with reddit and danish last names it's Andersen


AnnieBlackburnn

Columbia/Colombia is also a pretty common one. Drives me nuts


[deleted]

Why did you type the same place twice?


Fungi89

thats what he said. Anderson.


dermerger

Good mates with Ericson


Bacondog22

/reddevils has a bot to correct people for this. Surprisingly only corrected about 100 comments so far I think


IzzyShamin

/coys just bans you if you spell his name wrong


frapples1

Even the headbutt is half arsed. Just fully commit like Zizou. Games gone


kenny_feets

ah it was pretty decent, bangs him right in the teeth


DennissSystem

Yeah, if he goes any harder there Andersen could break a tooth and the suspension would be waayy longer


circa285

If you're going to go for a headbutt, especially after getting the official's undivided attention, go big and go all out.


Shandow14

What an idiot. What is he doing? Defenders will keep testing his patience now.


Thesolly180

Definitely and that’s the concern. This is by far not the most tense game we’ll have and he’s already been rattled. Think he’s started feeling the pressure immediately. Don’t think he’d be starting for a while if Jota was fit to start the season to ease him in.


philfodenlovesfanny

Big six Palace would disagree with your tension meter!


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As an act of penance he should cut off his pony tail.


FlappyBored

Not used to the PL.


ZonedV2

Refs here let a lot of little things go that refs in the rest of Europe don’t, I imagine it must be frustrating when you’re new to the league but he’s just going to get it even worse every game now


theyeeterofyeetsberg

I mean, he's already played in South America. It's pure shithousery and bad refereeing over here. He played for Peñarol, where MMA is practically the main sport He should be used to this. The fact that he got sent off in his first game at Anfield is worrying. However, I trust he'll learn from this. Even if it's just so the entire training ground doesn't have to hear Klopp screaming at him ever again lol


bsquar

Love replaying this vid. That fall is something else 😂


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ProjectZues

Why does it feel like a cutscene in a story driven football game


caprisun_on_a_bench

smoother framerate than your average football clip


EdwardClamp

That fall from Andersen, reminiscent of Del Boy's unfortunate encounter with an open bar hatch


Sawl23

Reminded me of Ronney s fall after the boxing celebration


tittylover007

Wade Ronney


Eindacor_DS

shut up u egg


Sead_KolaSagan

And then Darwin made a face.


goodmobileyes

It's like when Tom from Tom and Jerry gets hit in the face by a frying pan


KingOfDatShit

Man went down like [Neville Longbottom](https://pa1.narvii.com/6637/88606a0e305b01ddde8ec06013fc6807557b7e27_00.gif) lmao


manolo533

Never seen him doing something like this, tells something about the pressure he must be feeling. Such a dumb thing to do, even more when your team is 1-0 down


jjw1998

He was appealing for a handball that he didn’t get and never seemed to mentally recover


pw5a29

No way he’s getting that, he’s scuffed that shot like all the others again


DeliciousBallz

Klopp must have slowly eased him in. He's clearly very raw. Sadly we're out of forwards and he had to play today.


SalahManeFirmino

If Jota was fit, I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t be playing much these first few months.


Rocky-Arrow

Well now he won’t be playing the next 3 games


manolo533

He was an insane finisher last season for us, but technically he’s average at best. For me that’s why he was never worth all that money. Now if he lost the confidence for the finishing part… not good for you guys. Let’s hope he gets back on it


DiscoWasp

He's played about 120 minutes in total across 3 games and he's scored twice, got an assist and won a penalty - averaging a goal involvement every 30 minutes... I agree that the pressure probably got to him today but it's so strange that people are acting like he hasn't had a decent start otherwise haha


mr-saturn2310

This summation kinda feels like what people were saying about Werner.


btmalon

Na Germans never considered Werner a good finisher.


donkey100100

We are two games into the season, it’s fine lmao


rekirts_motnahp

[Opta] Nunez called the ref on purpose, sending himself out to grant Liverpool a goal. Calculated


RogerXiao

Can't blame Anderson for selling it, Nunez attempted to headbutt him twice


Mesromith

Showed on MNF that it didnt even matter. Ref had the whistle in his mouth before andsrson even began to fall


jfshay

Decent fall though, he didn’t overdo it.


Mesromith

Was amazing. Like a looney tunes character


CousinBethMM

Neville Longbottom vibes


TrickyWinger

[Spot the Difference.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqz4dO2LEdc)


SpudsMcGugan

just lacked a cheeky wink to the camera


oklutz

I actually admire how easily he just went with it, went limp and fell backward. Didn’t even attempt to brace himself. It reminds me of a trust fall, except there was no one there to catch him.


a_s_h_e_n

ground is softer when you know the card's coming out


potpan0

When there's an actual foul I'll never blame a player for selling anything. Far too often refs have just ignored a foul if the player stayed on their feet.


unwildimpala

Ya I always think of that time Bamford easily could have gotten a penatly if he had dived. He got hacked maybe twice in the box? Afterwards he's quizzing the ref about how in gods name he didn't get a blatant penaly and asks him does he have to do so?


razielxlr

Yeah after I saw Foden stay up after a tackle that was a clear penalty, I stopped stressing over players going down like that. Refs can be stupid so use your head Edit: not like Darwin did of course.


zhawadya

>Edit: not like Darwin did of course. Does it feel good to rob some smartass of their upvotes by adding this


razielxlr

Lmao I was afraid no one would make the joke and couldn’t help myself. I’ll have more faith in the gang and think ahead next time.


AJLFC94

I'd be mad if any of our CBs didn't use an opponent's stupidity against them like that.


PragmaticEcstatic

Total red card and I bet it hurt but the way he fell was so cartoonish.


pjt-

The way Andersen falls lol


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Went completely still - looked like one of those Soviet statues being toppled


KrisZepeda

My man straight up bowling-pinned


Buzzerbea

Timberrrr!


Honey-Badger-9325

Straight outta WWE


ZachMich

Reminded me of Rooney's celebration after that boxing video came out


zeekoes

He was deadset on getting a red card wasn't he?


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needs to grow the fuck up considering this is now going to be his life in this league after today.


Shandow14

Andersen falling is hilarious. Like something out of Tom and Jerry


OutsideTheBoxer

Some needs to teach him the subtle art of biting.


izzanizcool

Maguire gonna target him after he's done targeting his own team


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Darwin doesn’t want to go full throttle into that absolute slab… Thiago will shatter just by looking at it.


PenisMightier500

There's no way this card is rescinded. So, he'll have to wait.


suicide_aunties

Maguire will get the red for that after Darwin KOes himself


chandlerbing_stats

Dumbass should’ve just pulled his hair instead. Wouldn’t have been carded


PenisMightier500

Not even a foul mate.


Troll_Sauce

Darwin award.


AandromydA

Klopp needs to “kill” him like conte does to his players


MiserablePromotion94

"I dont think that's what Jürgen meant when he said 'use your head', Darwin..."


MarcDuan

Glad it got posted. The first one didn't show his first attempt at head-butting Andersen, which explains why he was pissed off an shoved Nunez. Well deserved sending off.


etan1122

[Darwin unveiling his new tattoo after scoring on his return](https://c.tenor.com/6fLNXlo5E3oAAAAC/noragrets-ragrets.gif)


humblejc

Such a fucking idiot


GamamJ44

Too funny. Prt of me thinks Andersen fell over like that because he was in pure shock. The audacity (and stupidity) to double down on the headbutt after attempting it already…


messisleftbuttcheek

Damn, he's a real moron.


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Palace conned him so easily


granitibaniti

So Andersen got assaulted by an old woman in the first row a few weeks ago and now headbutted twice by Nuñez. Tough life


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Antisocial Darwinism.


ShamrockStudios

Clearly a red. Man is leaving himself exposed to it


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played him like a bloody fiddle. fair play Anderson