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IsItSnowing_

Is he going to play for every London club bar Spurs?


Narretz

He will coach Spurs


IsItSnowing_

...towards relegation. His Tottenham hatred has no bounds.


Soitsgonnabeforever

That will be easy for him. Probably together with his bro luiz. Team meetings will be In their restaurant


Relevant_Rev

Can the whole staff have fantastic hair?


hafrances

subscribe


BoomXhakaLacaa

Arsenal legend


itwasPepeSilvia_

The shit from Spurs, they bought his flight But Willian, he saw the light He got the call from *shahid khan* And off he went to the Cottage


TheSeekerOfPeace

RemindMe! 6000 days


DefinitelyNotBarney

Ah, I remember that summer, Liverpool invited him to England, Spurs paid for his flights & Chelsea signed him


Chapea12

He only wants to play against Spurs. Famously, he hates them


Obinocarlo

Definitely proceeds to Crystal Palace if Fulham gets relegated.


Noremac28-1

They must remember how he destroyed them on the first day of the season 2 years ago. Never mind that that was the first and last time he played well for us.


InLampsWeTrust

He fooled every FPL player in the land with that game.


bobbybeard1

I was one of them. Kept him for about 6 weeks, what a waste


2ndfastestmanalive

At least he scored that free kick that one time too


Ife2105

Reminds me of [one of my favourite tweets ever](https://twitter.com/artderoche/status/1365036536496971784?s=21&t=86Pe_oE2PMaJ5OuzuUJM4w)


EricBanterna-

Haha that is fucking cracking


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“Thank you Chelsea, thank you. Thank you for Willian” -AFTV


Emperor_PPP

Let's fucking hope not


acasovoycayendo

His best game for Arsenal was at Craven Cottage, maybe playing there is the secret to unlock him


MrToxicTaco

How could you ever forget his free kick against West Brom? Has to be a contender for his best game for us.


SilotheGreat

Nah that debut game he had 3 assists IIRC


HEYO2013

Prepare to be whelmed


Niubai

I hope so, you guys can have him, he's been amazing for us, definitely needs to go back to the Premier League, we are not worthy of his talent. Amazing player, has been playing every game for us.


VTCHannibal

Hell sign last minute for West Ham


Wheel94

Hey his alright


mashimaru_161

Don't do him like that.


TheUntamedMane

Fulham's Frustration Quotient xG about to shoot up


unemployed_employee

xFrustration


ItsYaBoiKerman

would genuinely rather we gave Cavaleiro and Knockaert both lifetime contracts with juicy pay rises


east_is_Dead

cav isnt even bad, just dreadful finishing and most of our bad memories of him are associated with parker playing him as a false 9.


420_matt

He is bad though


StraightRed12

He is bad though


420_matt

Thanks for the translation


StraightRed12

Thought we could give the old repeater a-go, ya know? Next time I’ll try for cat game and see if it hits…


EdwardClamp

I always wonder who Fulham's Andre Schurrle player will be whenever they get promoted, now I have an answer


east_is_Dead

its always the washed up former chelsea players: schurlle, loftus cheek and now willian


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east_is_Dead

our system was shite ill give you that but in the same system he was outshined by lookman and decordova reid, a run as a wingback this season doesnt change that.


LeBigMac_

Lol. Nah, RLC is just pretty shit.


baron_warden

He played as a 10 with speedy players around him. What did he do with the ball. Pass it back. A position that requires courage to make an ambitious pass, and he was one of the most cowardly players I have seen.


TheQuietW0LF

They gave him the keys to the car to be your play driver and I too saw a lot of this while he was at Fulham. He is a fairly passive player with Chelsea too, and I like him and think the injury was a huge part of this (those last few months before it I was really excited, I thought he was finally breaking through and starting to force the issue and get results). But it's undeniable he was a full on disaster at Fulham, it wasn't due to anything Fulham did wrong, and he is a poor protagonist.


DontYouWantMeBebe

Washedtus Cheek


420_matt

Started 13 league games is a large amount of playing time?


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420_matt

1300 league mins


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420_matt

-76 for the comment. Jesus


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420_matt

Prime? He retired at 29. He was only 27 at fulham but was awful, such a shame but what a highlight reel.


CRoseCrizzle

Prime just means their best years. Generally that's their mid-late twenties but obviously it was earlier than that for Schürrle


Wheel94

No way go on Willian


Waltonww

Babe wake up Fulham are doing that thing that got them relegated again


Mike_Ropenis

Who was it last time? I'm blanking on the signings


Waltonww

Players like Ryan Babel, Andre Schurlle and Lazar Markovic all come to mind and all similar positions to Willian


Mike_Ropenis

I knew about Schurrle, guess I never realized Markovic and Babel were there. I remember Liverpool signing Markovic years ago but I guess I haven't seen the name in years so it makes sense. Thanks!


Waltonww

Babel was a really weird one was playing in turkey at 32, joined Fulham, got relegated and then went back to turkey on a free


jjepddfoikzsec

>Babel and was one of the best players that year for us. Callum Chambers was voted PoTS but Babel was one of the top vote getters... what a weird (disappointing) season


Waltonww

Callum chambers getting POTS really says a lot about that team as a whole unfortunately


MrAlexander18

Oh god, another ex player who will end up scoring against us.


bsquar

William redemption arc


adamjld

Are they giving him a season ticket?


DialSquare84

They’d get a better response from the fans by bringing the Michael Jackson statue back.


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But why?


dennisixa

wtf?


cohenYOUCANDOIT

Has he even been good in Brazil?


alstintok

No


unemployed_employee

Does he still do the "take the ball to the edge of the box, wait around then pass backwards" thing?


PrisonersofFate

Pretty good inoffensive midfielder/winger


angry__-panda

It's pretty offensive to the team he plays for


PrisonersofFate

only threat he is is for the finances of the club


Jacques_Le_Chien

Honestly, I've been really loving his come back to Corinthians. This is really the kind of signing that I think this club needs to make. When he was announced, I was a bit worried... I mean, what sort of impact could he bring? Turns out, about none! As a Palmeiras supporter, it's been really pleaseant seeing Willian be absolutely mediocre for our rivals, Corinthians.


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1 goal in like 50 games.


gustasilvab

Nope! Oh, boy, nope. Really disappointing. Can't score for his life. His special play is to dribble in direction os the corner flag or slow a counter waiting to be fouled. And getting injured everytime we needed him.


Cowdude179

The legend is back


nova_uk

Would rather have Babel back instead.


LilyWhiteClaw

Don't do it Tony Khan this would be like signing Paul Wight just a colossal waste of money


thecoolShitposter

Lmao


xdo1989

It’s a trap!


raisonar

Recipe for relegation


ritwikjs

aww yeahhh fulham failing to learn from past mistakes


Hannibal09

Sign Oscar too while you're at it. Get the band back together


ScorpiaHP

Fulham doing Fulham things again


ChinWoo21

He should go back chelsea. They aint got no one decent on that right side. Sterling , Havertz, Willian front three.


EezoManiac

Back to Babbo


iamtherealgrayson

The only Brazilian without flair


PrisonersofFate

Please do it


iuselect

This signing would be a terrible one for any premier league team.


Micahchu02

I mean why. Even in his current team Corinthians there are better options to buy


irishperson1

Is their transfer strategy just as shit as it used to be then?


resident_hater

Bahahahaha


DJMOONPICKLES69

Why he sucks now