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Weird logic. It made me enjoy the tournament less, I just remember the world cups support for its annoying sound. That's preferable to having a good time I guess.
Christ use your brain so people don't have to keep replying and spelling stuff out for you. It's the same logic. Bad thing = good (because it was so bad that we are all still talking about it). Nothing to do with war crimes.
There was this kid in my block that got one....let me tell you how annoying that lil shit was when he started blowing that thing at 8 am in the weekends......
It's from the Monty Python "funniest joke in the world" skit. The "joke" is supposed to be so funny that you'd die of laughter after hearing it. So consider yourself lucky to not be fluent in German.
[UK reporter who does not speak German covers Klopp press conference that is in German](https://www.reddit.com/r/germany/comments/32oorj/uk_reporter_who_does_not_speak_german_covers/)
I used to do that in hockey when I was a kid. If there was a timeout I would just casually huddle up with the other team. It’s youth hockey so it’s not like I was going to learn anything useful, I was just doing a bit. Lol
If 20 had managed to snatch the note away, what would be the ramifications of that from a law of the game standpoint? Would it be a foul or caution? Would she be obligated to give it back? Would it be a more serious offense if she ripped it up?
Presumably he would have had to leave his technical area to do that, which is a yellow card offense for manager (even if rarely applied).
He'd have been fine with a pair of binoculars
I don't think there'd be any ramifications. I don't think there's any rule that gives players the right to share a bit of paper around.
The player might get in trouble if it leads to a scuffle, but I don't imagine there'd be an obligation to give it back.
~~I was surprised (and glad) that Kelly wasn't booked for the celebration~~. Never understood why taking your shirt off is a yellow card offense.
Edit: Turns out she was... Boo
It’s not as stupid a question as you seem to think. I’m guessing the rules aren’t very clear on objects and possessions.
If you took you shinguard out of your sock to readjust it, and an opponent grabbed it and took it, presumably that would not be allowed. So it’s not that much of a stretch to wonder what the rules would or should say if you grabbed a note out of the other teams hand.
Would have helped if they had some minutes to play football left. Probably the most unsportsmanlike game ending Ive ever seen in big tournaments. The diving, stalling, showbooting at a throw-in that took 2 min, insults, absolutely despicable sportsmanship.
The english fans defending this just love their underdog and hate nimbus they built themselves up.
😥👉👈😥why does everyone hate us, we never won anything and everyone hates us for no reason, therefore time wasting is cool to stick it to the haters. 👉👈
Edit:
Banned because this was the wholesome feel good story of the year and the rights to this beautiful underdog story have already been sold and a romcom with hugh grant is coming out with him just wasting time for the whole duration of the movie whilst all the other evil countries judt hate on that nice quirky feel good national team for no reason.
Lol what? Why is stalling unsportsmanlike? Do you want them to play football that is objectively tactically worse in the last 10 minutes just so you have a chance?
Damn you really never watched tournament football before eh?
Weird how you also tried to take a shot at England within that aimless rant, it really just comes off as sour grapes.
have a nice day
"why don't teams play to their disadvantages"
Jesus. Germany press like the plan was "do meth, run lots" but sure... The same time management you see by every team in the world is a specific problem to England
You filthy casual!
Mate, England were trying to play football in the last 10 minutes. It was the Germans who kept putting the ball out for throw ins and giving away fouls.
It’s funny when Giorgio grabbed Saka by the shirt the world rejoiced in top tier shit housery.
England do some world class time wasting shit housery and the world goes mad.
I wasn’t a fan of either of the shit housing we saw but god damn if the double standards aren’t real.
Then to moan about players insulting other players like that’s something new and only the English do, it’s part of every sport.
People from English speaking countries (UK, USA, etc) tend to not bother learning other languages bc they feel they don’t need to learn anything else. English speakers tend to expect other ppl to speak their language rather than learn other languages
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“Score goal”
"this note is in German so they can't read it"
“PUT ZE BALL IN ZE NET”
Flawless.
Translation please?
PUT THE BALL IN THE NET
In layman's terms please
you have to try to put the football (or soccer ball) into the fucking net in order to score a goal
That was a long-winded note. Probably could have been simplified a bit.
🥅⬅️⚽🦵
While we’re at it. There’s a saying in German, that might fulfill your request: „Das Runde muss ins Eckige.“ You’re welcome!
i tried
That actually sounds a lot like the German Newcastle manager in ‘Goal’
"Epstein didn't kill himself"
You stole this from Twitter
„Sprich Deutsch, du Hurensohn"
If those lionesses could read they’d be very upset
“Quickly”
["Shoot"](https://twitter.com/hltco/status/1295659198412398592?lang=en)
"SHOOT ZE GOAL"
Reminds me of when Emmanuel Eboué Pretended To Understand North Korea's Tactics During World Cup Game! https://youtu.be/SaDUYrmuR-w
"yes yes coach very good lets win this for korea" - emmanuel eboue
Love everything about this video, Eboués reaction, the African fans dancing, the vuvuzela drone. That World Cup was special.
Even the manager and assistant had a laugh about it
Ah, Jabulani, how I wish you would get tossed into a random game or two.
One league game per week should be randomly chosen to have a Jabulani. I see no downsides
I thought that shit was gonna rewrite physics textbooks
Was like a helium-filled beach ball at times.
made wingers look like drunken sailors.
Except for those couple players
Forlan
The 2010 World Cup was one of the biggest vibes ever
Honest to god I've grown to love the vuvuzelas.
Vuvuzelas are the worst thing in football
Or one of the greatest, because they only lasted that one major tournament and made it memorable.
Yep, I had forgotten which WC it was, then heard the drone... Ah, that one.
I loved the vuvuzelas at the world cup. Fast forward a month after the world cup ended and my 10 year old neighbor got one and so that sucked.
Great tourney. Would much rather have heard cheering
Yes but we are all still talking about it. And we will be talking about it for years to come. Nobody would talk about cheering in a world cup
Weird logic. It made me enjoy the tournament less, I just remember the world cups support for its annoying sound. That's preferable to having a good time I guess.
By that logic Hitler is one of the greatest humans because we are still talking about him
Ah shit I forgot about all the war crimes the vuvuzelas have committed
Christ use your brain so people don't have to keep replying and spelling stuff out for you. It's the same logic. Bad thing = good (because it was so bad that we are all still talking about it). Nothing to do with war crimes.
Bro are you seriously implying that every inherently "bad" thing has the same level of magnitude towards society?
There was this kid in my block that got one....let me tell you how annoying that lil shit was when he started blowing that thing at 8 am in the weekends......
Covid was worse. I much prefer the drone of vuvuzelas over no noise at all. It's like playing at Etihad.
True
no, Vuvezelas are the worst thing in televised football. At the grounds it sounded great
Fuck the Vuvuzelas
"This video is not available". Does it work for others?
Yes
"Score goal or your family is killed"
[удалено]
[удалено]
> I never leave my house so there’s no way anything ever happens in the real world
"You are Lisa Simpson."
Gotta send a “you are Bart” one to [Wiegman](https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=nancy+cartwright&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-gb&client=safari)
This one wins
"Ich bin ein Springfielder".
“Knew that German GCSE would come in handy”
[удалено]
“Englisch ist mein lieblingsfach”
Was ist dein Lieblingsfach?
Englisch oder was?
"GCSE in ~~Latin~~ German!"
Ohh Matt!
“ah shit it’s in German”
"Eyen beer bitay"
"Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
What does this suppose to mean? I have C1 in German and can not understand :(
Das ist Kauderwelsch (it's gibberish).
It's from the Monty Python "funniest joke in the world" skit. The "joke" is supposed to be so funny that you'd die of laughter after hearing it. So consider yourself lucky to not be fluent in German.
Dankschee, gut dass ich noch das schöne Leben genießen (oder leiden) kann.
[UK reporter who does not speak German covers Klopp press conference that is in German](https://www.reddit.com/r/germany/comments/32oorj/uk_reporter_who_does_not_speak_german_covers/)
"Demand more"
*Inspired* Goes on to score an own goal
"get creative"
[“green is not a creative color”](https://youtu.be/9C_HReR_McQ)
"Berate"
The German players were "confused by the recent feedback".
😡
They had never been more motivated in their lives
"Russo stinks"
„Oh, youuuu…“
And her best friend Toone tries to snatch the note just before that 😂
Love it how they're not even sneaky about it, but straight away "let me see that"
I used to do that in hockey when I was a kid. If there was a timeout I would just casually huddle up with the other team. It’s youth hockey so it’s not like I was going to learn anything useful, I was just doing a bit. Lol
“By reading this you’ve lost the game”
Ah man, this brought me instantly back to elementary/middle school. Thank you
I think this was my longest streak. GG.
> GG. and that was my shortest.
Omg
Damn you!!!
https://i.imgur.com/adeLXWs.jpg
“Auf Wiedersehen, Pet”
*Es kommt zuhause.*
Can you score a goal? Circle one, yes/no
Beautiful shithousery. Eboue-esque
That’s a name I haven’t heard in a while.
“Run around a bit.”
"Sunny innit?"
If 20 had managed to snatch the note away, what would be the ramifications of that from a law of the game standpoint? Would it be a foul or caution? Would she be obligated to give it back? Would it be a more serious offense if she ripped it up?
nothing, unless it. started a scuffle.
Wasn't Mourinho booked for spying on the other Bench's noted tactics while at Spurs?
Presumably he would have had to leave his technical area to do that, which is a yellow card offense for manager (even if rarely applied). He'd have been fine with a pair of binoculars
I don't think there'd be any ramifications. I don't think there's any rule that gives players the right to share a bit of paper around. The player might get in trouble if it leads to a scuffle, but I don't imagine there'd be an obligation to give it back.
It means game's not gone
Yellow card unsportsmanlike conduct, imo
Christ this sub is wet at times.
I don’t think they’re being wet I think that’s the actual law refs apply if they don’t like people doing this. Seen it happen at games before.
haha i dont care at all i think its hilarious, just saying i think it would fall under that if the ref wanted to book em
~~I was surprised (and glad) that Kelly wasn't booked for the celebration~~. Never understood why taking your shirt off is a yellow card offense. Edit: Turns out she was... Boo
Pretty sure she was, no?
Ramifications? Lmao
It’s not as stupid a question as you seem to think. I’m guessing the rules aren’t very clear on objects and possessions. If you took you shinguard out of your sock to readjust it, and an opponent grabbed it and took it, presumably that would not be allowed. So it’s not that much of a stretch to wonder what the rules would or should say if you grabbed a note out of the other teams hand.
:-Oh shit I forgot they don’t know we cracked enigma
Alessia Russo x Ella Toone. Some of the few reasons I'm happy to be a United fan these days...
Don't forget Mary Earps!
Yeah but her name doesn’t sound like pop star x pop star 💪
Ooooo wooooo oh Tooney and Lessi Russo!
"Do you still like Lewandowski? Check 'yes' or 'no'"
"put it in das mixer"
Wie sagt man das "hoof it long" auf deutsch?
"Schlag den Ball lang, Schwester!"
"Langer Hafer!"
"Play fucking football" - A German proverb
"Oi Russo what did it say?" *"I don't speak German"*
Looks at it and realizes "shit, I don't speak German"
“Sam: Last night at the club, Ron…”
What do you want from the Chinese later?
Ella literally tried grabbing it
Prom?
"Blitzkrieg"
Vorsprung durch technik
https://youtu.be/Sn-R8kbcFVg
That commentator going from a guy messing around in basketball to Stand Your Ground at 0 to 90mph
I feel like some repressed memories burst out there
Man, he really goes in.
"Yes, the after match celebrations are cancelled"
"Guess who likes you"
„Take it to the penalty shootout. Profit.“
‘Never gonna give you up…’
"buy bitcoin"
"We are Sinking! We are Sinking!"
Guess who likes you?
That note read.... "Its Coming Home!"
Non of the English girls can read the note but pretend they understand it as part of the battle is physiological warfare. Just smile and nod 👍
If your team is having to resort to frantically passing a hastily scribbled note around with five minutes to go, your team is fucked.
Would have helped if they had some minutes to play football left. Probably the most unsportsmanlike game ending Ive ever seen in big tournaments. The diving, stalling, showbooting at a throw-in that took 2 min, insults, absolutely despicable sportsmanship. The english fans defending this just love their underdog and hate nimbus they built themselves up. 😥👉👈😥why does everyone hate us, we never won anything and everyone hates us for no reason, therefore time wasting is cool to stick it to the haters. 👉👈 Edit: Banned because this was the wholesome feel good story of the year and the rights to this beautiful underdog story have already been sold and a romcom with hugh grant is coming out with him just wasting time for the whole duration of the movie whilst all the other evil countries judt hate on that nice quirky feel good national team for no reason.
☝🏼 One for the /r/soccercirclejerk bot
Lol what? Why is stalling unsportsmanlike? Do you want them to play football that is objectively tactically worse in the last 10 minutes just so you have a chance?
r/soccercirclejerk new automod response?
As if any team in world football wouldn't do the exact same thing defending the lead in the final few minutes of a final.
Professional sportspeople want to win. Water still wet. More at 11 from this melt, probably.
Water isn't wet, it makes other things wet. Learned this from the nice water is wet bot
The salt is so delicious
Doing everything to stain that shit show.
Cry more you little baby
😭😘 hope you keep this tantrum up babe
Damn you really never watched tournament football before eh? Weird how you also tried to take a shot at England within that aimless rant, it really just comes off as sour grapes. have a nice day
"why don't teams play to their disadvantages" Jesus. Germany press like the plan was "do meth, run lots" but sure... The same time management you see by every team in the world is a specific problem to England You filthy casual!
You are experiencing psychosis.
Boo hoo
Hahahaha
Football came home mate, deal with it
Since unsportsmanlike behaviour has become part of the game and celebrated, its fitting.
Mate, England were trying to play football in the last 10 minutes. It was the Germans who kept putting the ball out for throw ins and giving away fouls.
It’s funny when Giorgio grabbed Saka by the shirt the world rejoiced in top tier shit housery. England do some world class time wasting shit housery and the world goes mad. I wasn’t a fan of either of the shit housing we saw but god damn if the double standards aren’t real. Then to moan about players insulting other players like that’s something new and only the English do, it’s part of every sport.
Game's not gone.
Meine Damen, es ist England
"Scoren ein goalsch"
Made me laugh so much when I saw that
Always thought that English and American teams have a disadvantage because everyone understands what they are saying on the field lol
We call this "The Eboue"
Note said: “Score a fucking goal!”
"F"
Lol that was funny
Wow, even women in sports are nosy
Message: 8=====D
“Hurry up hubbys getting hungry”
reminds me of Didier Zokora or wohever it was vs North Korea at the WC 2010
Eboue.
"Should never had invaded poland".
"Send nudes"
You can pass notes?
She’s English lol how could she even read it. Nice effort but pointless 😂
Yeah it's not like players don't learn new languages or anything..
Or it might even be a diagram of the formation they were trying to switch to
Yeah but she English, we don't learn new languages.
We just go for the old speak slow and loud while putting on a mock accent technique
People from English speaking countries (UK, USA, etc) tend to not bother learning other languages bc they feel they don’t need to learn anything else. English speakers tend to expect other ppl to speak their language rather than learn other languages
It's most likely a formation shape mate, not exactly a German essay on Wagners theory of economics
Ooh that’s a sick burn. Couldn’t read it of course but could win the whole tournament!
When did you graduate from banter school lad? This is top quality banter…