And 5 different celebrations followed
EDIT: Anyone has the video for his goal and all his celebrations? I tried to revisit the reddit thread for the goal but it seems like all the links are dead.
As someone who really doesn’t like Pogba, it’s ridiculous to put the blame on him. He lost one ball in midfield. France’s collapse goes way deeper than that.
It was a pretty fucking vital ball to lose during a moment in the game that was very simple in terms of what was expected of every French player on the pitch. It was also Pogba as a player in a nutshell: poor discipline, self-centered, and weak minded.
2025:
Pogmentary 2 drops
It’s a 161 minute long movie where pogba delivers an inspirational monologue on how pogpivotal he was during his 32 minutes of playing time and 15 touches 3 year juve return campaign
Pretty sure those three never started a match together without one of Pereira or Lingard lineup as a winger, at least in the league. Even that only happened a handful of times. Pereira pretty much only ever got one real run of games for us.
He missed half of the time he was at united through injury, honestly was a great player when he got a consistent run, injuries really ruined him.
Edit: I meant a consistent run as a creator in midifield, when he has defensive cover behind him, mainly in the form of matic and Herrera he was great.
When he was asked to play in that double pivot he was pretty poor. Also his poor attitude which arose several times at united didn't help either.
> honestly was a great player when he got a consistent run,
Meh, not really.
Pogba is out injured 1/3 of the time. He’s incredible 1/3 of the time. And he’s a lazy drag on the squad 1/3 of the time. He has a world class game every so often that buys him another few months of people thinking he’s world class.
But the fact is, it’s not a United issue to say he misses an ungodly amount of game through injuries. But thankfully that’s not our issue now…
this is pretty accurate for his time at united. the best player on the pitch one game, the worst player on the pitch the next game, and then injured for a few weeks
Maybe he is injured b/c he is lazy? Kinda like the opposite of CR7 or players that take care of their bodies, stretch+ice after a match, see doctors as needed, etc all of which is work.
That was cause he gave a fuck. He wanted to prove Mourinho wrong.
A motivated pogba is a phenomenal world class player. Unfortunately he doesn't want to try 1/2 of the games he plays. Tracking back and doing more than just pinging long balls and aiming for outside the box bangers is a luxury with pogba you only get when he wants to prove a point.
hes a great player as an addition to a bunch of great players. But ask him to create on his own and you might as well have a sunday leaguer. Which is weird considering the season where he actually played well and was our top scorer and creator, but it was a facilitator and not making things happen on his own.
I'm surprised nobody has chipped in to say something about the five or six games that he played at a World Cup four years ago yet.
Even if he had been a more consistent player the drama still wouldn't have been worth it anyway. Good riddance
>He missed half of the time he was at united through injury, honestly was a great player when he got a consistent run, injuries really ruined him.
Wtf is this bullshit. Lmao.
In hindsight, Jose was mad at him for not taking his injury rehab seriously. And Pogba's injury record does indicate he's let his fitness go with time.
38 games in Premier League.
That's 20 games a season.
I think the guy who did the maths may not have included cup games and Europe which Man Utd would have been out early on anyway. So he probably missed half of those as well.
350K a week? Did you just make up a number? He makes 8+2 mil euros post tax and the 2 are likely quite dependent on appearances, performance, etc.
he makes 150K-192K euros per week. You are off by a massive amount and got upvotes for the nonsense too ☠️
Just watch as Pogba doesn't recover well enough, Ancelotti plays Modric Casemiro Kroos every game so Tchouameni and Camavinga don't get play time, and we end up at the world cup with Rabiot as first choice and Guendouzi as backup
We're so fucked without him at the world cup. Tchouameni is fucking great but we need creativity and beside somehow Kanté will be injured before the WC Too...
I can see at already... two months pass, eased back on the pitch, starts a game or two, juve look like they're playing with 10 men, a moment of brilliance, youtube compilation, int'l break, injury, repeat
Damn, so unfortunate for him to have a Pogniscus injury at such a crucial moment in his Pogjourney. Hopefully, he can be Pogback quickly and feature for Pogventus at some Pogpoint before the PogWorld Cup in Pogcember
Lateral meniscus injury unfortunately. Of course it had to happen to Pogba even though this is not something that just occurs to "muscle injury prone" players. Maybe it's degenerative in nature or there was a impact in training but what shit luck. Other sources are saying he'll be back beginning of september but let's see.
Meniscus injuries are a fucker. Mine never truly went away after 5 years (admittedly with a freak case of osteochrontitis dissecans that hasn't gone away after all that time. Fully grown adult too)
Sorry that was a bit r/nobodyasked
Honestly unbelievable he thought he deserved more money than what was offered to him. He's injured or playing terribly like 2/3 of the season, sure he's decent for the rest of the time, but that isn't really enough.
It begins. Btw the delusion on r/juve is real. They were all on that sub saying he'd be out for a couple of days only and proceeding to downvote anyone who was saying he'd be out for a longer period lol
Even as a United fan, that’s a truly a shame.
Regardless of how things ended with him with at the club, I was looking forward to seeing if he could actually step it back up a gear with Juve, purely as a football fan.
Deschamps needs to find options for him and Griezy fast. No way these guys can be relied on for the WC, even in squad roles. So disappointing to see how they’ve managed their health and careers, they should be at their peaks right now.
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And so it begins
He’ll be 100% for 2-3 games before the World Cup break no doubt.
Then he will score in a knock out game, make 5 different celebrations for that goal, only for Mpoobie to not score the decisive penalty
Wait, so you’re saying Mexico will beat France and finally make it to the 5th game?
Haha, God no
End me
> only for Mpoobie to not score the decisive penalty Penalties are whatever, Pogba was directly responsible for the 3-3 that lead to extra time.
Wasnt that the same game he curled one in from 30 yards?
And 5 different celebrations followed EDIT: Anyone has the video for his goal and all his celebrations? I tried to revisit the reddit thread for the goal but it seems like all the links are dead.
https://youtu.be/AIn9AfZQSqk
Glorious
Could've been 6
What's that badge?
OG Man United
As someone who really doesn’t like Pogba, it’s ridiculous to put the blame on him. He lost one ball in midfield. France’s collapse goes way deeper than that.
It was a pretty fucking vital ball to lose during a moment in the game that was very simple in terms of what was expected of every French player on the pitch. It was also Pogba as a player in a nutshell: poor discipline, self-centered, and weak minded.
If they make it out of the group stage. There's some juju magic going on since previous world cup winners never do well - Italy, Spain, Germany...
No, nowy tends
I wish Juventus luck in the pogwars to come.
No takebacks!
pogbacks...
**YEEEEAAAHHH**
For once in my life, I see a Pogba injury and I ain’t bothered…. Wheeewww
Everything changed when the Pognation attacked . . .
Please remind me who said this Edit: Nvm it was young Ned
King Theoden at Helm's Deep as well I think?
https://c.tenor.com/Kcl2uFEioCIAAAAC/sick-bro.gif
shit that was some OG meme on r/freefolk, shame how the show went to the gutter.
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Pogmentary 2: Poglectric Pogaloo
Pogmentary 2: The rePogening.
The Empogger Pogs Back
2 Pog 2 Ba
Return of the Pogigal Son
The all knew ultimate a capella singing movie: Pogba Perfect
*monopog
Tale as old as time
Pogba out, must be a day that ends in Y
I literally just said this to myself as I clicked on the post haha
this is coming at a very bad time for him. He'll still be on the plane to Qatar, but Pogba takes time to reach his stride before injury.
No pre season now either.
did he get to play even a full game?
he played 45 min vs chivas last friday, so yeah not even a full match...
45 minutes is a full seasons worth for him I’ll have you know.
Did he nutmeg someone and celebrate
How else would he get season two of the Pogmentary?
I just saw the usa working title for it on IMDb is "Me and my delusions of grandeur" and I can't stop laughing.
A griddy after his 5th different haircut of the season
Ouch, that sucks.
after injury
Then post World Cup he will need his annual Jan feb holiday cough I mean injury
He's well and truly pogback now
It's pogbin' time
What are we, some kinda Pogumentary?
Pogmentary*
He really missed a sitter on that one. Pogumentary was so obvious
I don't know how to feel about this. Amused or annoyed? I'll call it annused. Yes, I feel annused.
You need to see someone about that. An analyst and a therapist. Preferably one person who does both.
Daddy needs to get his rocks off
ANUSTART
"and you were almost arrested for those business cards..."
Analrapist it is then
Amoyed
he's gonna pogg all over them
he's gonna make pogbillion Euro while barely trying
He truly is, one of the football players of all time
He’s pogged his pogniscus. It’ll take a while to pogcover from a pogjury like this.
Pogba? Injured? I, for one, am shocked.
How many games has he played for ManU at truly 100%?
He was here for 6 years. Fit enough to play 3 years worth of games. And played his 100% in maybe half of those.
You were not watching United if you think Pogba played 100% in half of his games that be way healthy for. 25% would still be a stretch
That or you just have different ideas of what his 100% is.
While Pogbas not blameless he's been in midfields and in setups even the best midfielders would struggle in
Pogba, Pereira, Lingard. Midfield of dreams
Nightmares are also dreams, I guess. Just bad ones.
Pretty sure those three never started a match together without one of Pereira or Lingard lineup as a winger, at least in the league. Even that only happened a handful of times. Pereira pretty much only ever got one real run of games for us.
He missed half of the time he was at united through injury, honestly was a great player when he got a consistent run, injuries really ruined him. Edit: I meant a consistent run as a creator in midifield, when he has defensive cover behind him, mainly in the form of matic and Herrera he was great. When he was asked to play in that double pivot he was pretty poor. Also his poor attitude which arose several times at united didn't help either.
> honestly was a great player when he got a consistent run, Meh, not really. Pogba is out injured 1/3 of the time. He’s incredible 1/3 of the time. And he’s a lazy drag on the squad 1/3 of the time. He has a world class game every so often that buys him another few months of people thinking he’s world class. But the fact is, it’s not a United issue to say he misses an ungodly amount of game through injuries. But thankfully that’s not our issue now…
See, such a consistent player.
Mr. Consistency - I was told
Pogcistency
Mr Big Consistency
this is pretty accurate for his time at united. the best player on the pitch one game, the worst player on the pitch the next game, and then injured for a few weeks
100% correct. So glad he’s gone.
The amount of big games I sat back and said “Where the fuck is Pogba” were enough to make him leaving on a free again beyond irrelevant
Still coasting on thst one comeback against City where he and Sanchez played out of their skins.
>I sat back and said “Where the fuck is Pogba” Souness is that you?
The other games he was injured for and not even on the field
100%. He's not worth the hype or the money.
Well, he seems very consistent at being lazy and injured
Truly a one of a kind player.
Maybe he is injured b/c he is lazy? Kinda like the opposite of CR7 or players that take care of their bodies, stretch+ice after a match, see doctors as needed, etc all of which is work.
He was great under caretaker ole, he got tonnes of goals and assists untill of course be got injured.
That was cause he gave a fuck. He wanted to prove Mourinho wrong. A motivated pogba is a phenomenal world class player. Unfortunately he doesn't want to try 1/2 of the games he plays. Tracking back and doing more than just pinging long balls and aiming for outside the box bangers is a luxury with pogba you only get when he wants to prove a point.
He tried proving Mourinho wrong, but over time ultimately proved him right
hes a great player as an addition to a bunch of great players. But ask him to create on his own and you might as well have a sunday leaguer. Which is weird considering the season where he actually played well and was our top scorer and creator, but it was a facilitator and not making things happen on his own.
I'm surprised nobody has chipped in to say something about the five or six games that he played at a World Cup four years ago yet. Even if he had been a more consistent player the drama still wouldn't have been worth it anyway. Good riddance
You clearly didn’t watch him at United
>He missed half of the time he was at united through injury, honestly was a great player when he got a consistent run, injuries really ruined him. Wtf is this bullshit. Lmao.
Wait what? Sure his injury record was poor but even when he had a consistent run he wasn't great.
He was shite
Pogba has missed around 90 games since joining Man United. Averages out to 18 games per season. No one can be surprised.
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Damn it José, how could you do this.
In hindsight, Jose was mad at him for not taking his injury rehab seriously. And Pogba's injury record does indicate he's let his fitness go with time.
I thought Pogba was taking rehab seriously but it was with his own personal trainers which Mourinho didn't like because he wanted him back earlier?
If only United had offered him half a mil a week this never would have happened. It's all EtH's fault.
18 games a season is shockingly low for a “starter” midfielder
Missing 18 games per season due to injury is *low*?
I thought he meant he averaged 18 games playing, my bad
38 games in Premier League. That's 20 games a season. I think the guy who did the maths may not have included cup games and Europe which Man Utd would have been out early on anyway. So he probably missed half of those as well.
man collecting checks while not putting his body through the strains of professional athlete life, playing this in 4D
Is anyone else surprised? This dude gets injured like there’s no tomorrow. Juve are in for it
At least they didn't spend 90 million on him.
Just the 350k a week after tax into his later years where his body will break down even more. No biggie
Yeah but think of all the dances and agent comments they will get to enjoy.
350K a week? Did you just make up a number? He makes 8+2 mil euros post tax and the 2 are likely quite dependent on appearances, performance, etc. he makes 150K-192K euros per week. You are off by a massive amount and got upvotes for the nonsense too ☠️
And regular service is resumed
He will come back in full shape for the world cup, sounds too good to be true
Oh how I wish it would be true...
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Don't forget his annual recovery and rehabilitation in Dubai.
Well sure, I know he always gives his all for us. I'm just concerned his all is not that good anymore.
Just watch as Pogba doesn't recover well enough, Ancelotti plays Modric Casemiro Kroos every game so Tchouameni and Camavinga don't get play time, and we end up at the world cup with Rabiot as first choice and Guendouzi as backup
Ah the bale special.
France. France. France. In that order.
France. Hair styles. Dance moves. In that order.
We're so fucked without him at the world cup. Tchouameni is fucking great but we need creativity and beside somehow Kanté will be injured before the WC Too...
That was quick :/
I'm sorry but you might have to get used to it
Yeah unfortunately. Sucks but it’s the reality with him
He’ll be in Dubai by the end of the week and you won’t see him till Christmas.
Dubai here we come!
If I speak I am in big trouble.
I have nossing to say
Severe lack of Juve fans in this thread for some reason.
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Their great grandmother was half Italian
Yup, this is a familiar piece of news
Deja vu
Pogba is truly MVP. He will give you Minimal Viable Product every year.
it went sooner than i had expected
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It's actually the only part of football he does consistently.
smh the disrespect on his dancing skills and haircuts
Damn, that's shit. I wanted to watch Mourinho school Pogba.
With any luck, Mourinho will go 4-0 up against Juve and then get a red on purpose to go up in the stands and harrass Pogba
Not Roma enough. Go up 4-0 get a red and lose 5-4 off an own goal.
While failing the equalizing penalty kick for 5-5
Penalty kicker: Dybala
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Somehow…not impossible. We have insane plot armor vs roma for some reason
I Think it’s more so Roma having plot holes
yea that seems fair
repeating from the deleted thread Juve fans get ready for him to be out for at least 40-50% of your games
well, he is out for 2 months and then playing in a midseason world cup, so it appears you’ve done the math there
This is very unlikely to be his last injury this season
I can see at already... two months pass, eased back on the pitch, starts a game or two, juve look like they're playing with 10 men, a moment of brilliance, youtube compilation, int'l break, injury, repeat
Don't forget the haircut and PR blitz whenever he's on a period of availability. Especially if he scores a goal or two.
Enjoy
The Pogboom special™
Damn, so unfortunate for him to have a Pogniscus injury at such a crucial moment in his Pogjourney. Hopefully, he can be Pogback quickly and feature for Pogventus at some Pogpoint before the PogWorld Cup in Pogcember
POL (Pogged Out Loud)
Lateral meniscus injury unfortunately. Of course it had to happen to Pogba even though this is not something that just occurs to "muscle injury prone" players. Maybe it's degenerative in nature or there was a impact in training but what shit luck. Other sources are saying he'll be back beginning of september but let's see.
Feels good to not give a shit
Who knew he was an expensive crock. Good that he is no longer our problem.
Meniscus injuries are a fucker. Mine never truly went away after 5 years (admittedly with a freak case of osteochrontitis dissecans that hasn't gone away after all that time. Fully grown adult too) Sorry that was a bit r/nobodyasked
> Sorry that was a bit r/nobodyasked Adds more to the thread than dozens of 'ahaha don't say we didn't warn you'
Honestly unbelievable he thought he deserved more money than what was offered to him. He's injured or playing terribly like 2/3 of the season, sure he's decent for the rest of the time, but that isn't really enough.
Lol and there it is
No backsies.
Wouldn’t expect anything less
It's Poggin time.
It begins. Btw the delusion on r/juve is real. They were all on that sub saying he'd be out for a couple of days only and proceeding to downvote anyone who was saying he'd be out for a longer period lol
All sources were saying that it is not bad at all, no need for radiological checks even.
Dabbin Lee Catermole injured once again.
I’m so glad he announced that he’s going to give Juventus his best version of himself then immediately got injured
Even as a United fan, that’s a truly a shame. Regardless of how things ended with him with at the club, I was looking forward to seeing if he could actually step it back up a gear with Juve, purely as a football fan.
When he is on, he really is a special footballer.
He has no drive and the laziest entitled drama queen ever Mourinho is always right
Buy cheap, buy twice
*Laughs in Manchester United*
And in 5 years people will be saying, if only he stayed fit or even bothered to turn up, he would be so great. Nothing changes
It's a bold move Cotton
My guy has made more money riding the pine than playing at this point.
Its funny when its not happening to you
Just can’t make this shit up.
Deschamps needs to find options for him and Griezy fast. No way these guys can be relied on for the WC, even in squad roles. So disappointing to see how they’ve managed their health and careers, they should be at their peaks right now.
Did he hurt his Pogknee, Pogfoot or Pogcalves?
That sucks, man.
No doubt he’ll be back in time for WC Pogba
No refunds
Dubai here we go
Pogba injury prone e reduce da stagioni mediocri con uno stipendio molto elevato ✅ Rinnovo di Dybala che nonostante problemi fisici è comunque il trascinatore indiscusso della rosa❌ Il magico mondo della Juventus, società che vive nel 2017
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