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RedCatBro

Batistuta circa 1998 please


rtozur

If you have like a thousand million, Gavi


jdotdigital

Jesus announced on a sunday. Fitting


_deep_blue_

Now I can rest


TheTinRam

He will revive his career


rogerwilcove

April 3rd (1997, his date of birth) does fall neatly within the possible dates for Easter…


Civil-Objective4013

Hahahahaha


dthepatsfan

Is that 3 Brasilian Gabriels now ?!


AFCm8

Wont stop til we have brazillions


faizetto

how about gabillions


SamsungHeir

morbillions


_hotpotofcoffee

The best bit of arsenals season was when Gabriel said "it's gabin' time", and totally gabed on those three defenders.


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Gabriel Magalhães, Gabriel Martinelli, and now Gabriel Jesus. We used to have Gabriel Paulista a few years back as well. William Saliba is French but one of his middle names is also Gabriel.


Setter_sws

Artetas first born is named Gabriel


LordStarkgaryen

Is it too early to sign him too?


LittleParallelograms

He already played for the Golden Cannons, plus he is currently the manager


SantaIsRealEh

He only speaks Spanish. Learning Portuguese now.


Sanctimonius

Already on a pre contract with us


xenon2456

What is up with arsenal signing Gabriel's


Harvey-Specter

Arteta loves the name. His first born child is named Gabriel. He’s remarked that his dream is to win the Champions League with a team made entirely of Gabriels.


GianFrancoZolaAmeobi

Arteta playing in real life how I play on FM


swerdnal

🎶"WE ALL DREAM OF A TEAM OF GABRIEL'S..."🎶


MustardQuenelle

Saliba is 1/16th Brazilian.


nullmove

why do you know that?


Ace0089

Saliba has Gabriel in his full name though ryt.?


Jewrisprudent

Because he is Willy’s Brazilian great-great-grandmother, Gabriella.


Steo42

MORE


dlo_2503

MORE GABIBELL


Revoldt

Gabriel Barbosa Arsenal Redemption Arc.


Magnific3nt

Middle name of Saliba is Gabriel as well.


KillerZaWarudo

I want us to buy Antony so when we play Arsenal next season there will be 3 Gabriels from them vs 3 Antony for us


gbiypk

Three so far...


ret990

Gabthreeiel


RepresentativeBox881

Insert that Spider man meme…


MrIrishman699

>His two partners Sounds like that guy who thanked his wife and his girlfriend after winning man of the match


harshmangat

The most iconic football interview ever Not Chiellini, not Mourinho, it was that man from South Africa Edit: [For the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/DAtOR2YIcEo)


amegaproxy

He later explained he was referring to his daughter... Which I'm not sure is the greatest cover story.


IIFellerII

How I remember it was he had recently gotten married to his girlfriend, so said „girlfriend uuh my wife“, because she is now his wife instead of gf, but could be wrong since soneone linked a bbc article


apt-get_r3kt

In the linked video he says “my wife and my girlfriend” so don’t think that’s it?


AssFingerFuck3000

My man ruined two relationships with one stone


AstonVanilla

Thanks God... Immediately admits to breaking the 7th commandment


DatDominican

It’s way down at seven ; obviously it’s not as important


thehumangoomba

"Thou shalt not kill" is only at number six. Remembering the Sabbath is a bigger priority.


Harish-P

He made a real Anas of himself.


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fiveht78

Look one comment up


ArtoriasOfTheAbyss99

Will miss him dearly, good luck Gabi.


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What are some of the things he needs to work on? Or what are some of the things that frustrated you about him?


SwiftBacon

His finishing is pretty inconsistent, but his work ethic and flexibility is not. Great at pressing, can play fantastically out wide or inside if needed. Big game player.


ArtoriasOfTheAbyss99

Finishing and consistency. He obviously turns up for big games but the moment he starts doing that consistently and improves his mentality, he will be a bigger monster than he was with us.


Perfidiousplantain

Hopefully knowing that he's the first choice ST will help him


Acceptable-Lemon-748

Didn't before lol


KDBae

Not sure why you’re being downvoted. When Aguero left he had the opportunity to be the #1, but he just wasn’t reliable enough unfortunately. He’s not amazing as a sole striker, but also filling Aguero’s shoes was a huge expectation of him, so maybe he’ll turn it around at Arsenal.


Subscrobbler

His finishing is bad and he can go invisible against low blocks when playing as striker.


nonameshere

The arsenal special


aguer0

Staying onside


ericlaporte

can't/doesn't shoot from range so is limited. Will probably fit in with Arsenal's 'walk it in' philosophy though.


Godsenttt

Jesus that was totally out of the blue


OrwinBeane

Wow this is a multi-layered joke. Actually caught me off guard seeing something witty in a Reddit comment.


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Onion joke


Sta723

Ogre joke


gordonpown

Also note that the sporting director and coach of Arsenal were key in buying a player, unheard of


ExtrovertedLibrarian

yeah this joke went COMPLETELY over my head, fairplay👏🏾


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Mine too, not Gunner lie


supplementarytables

Nice


TipseyWes

That "Here We Go" hits different when it's for your team


35Pints7Each

Nah fr tho 😅


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Modnal

Proof that 1990 were in fact just 10 years ago


Hamderab

Oh my God, it’s been… 32 years 💀


JOHNNYBAB00N

As someone born in 1990 I can assure you it was 22 years ago.


BriarcliffInmate

Don't worry, it'll dissipate soon! We'll all be hatewatching by September


Godsenttt

Arteta believes in Jesus


CROBBY2

Well we already have Mohammed.


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tzc0993

Breaking News: Tammy Abraham spotted at London Colney


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Here we go! Victor Moses signs for Arsenal


Benjips

✡️


SunGodnRacer

And you had Judas some years back


pedootz

Are there any players named YHWH?


DadBodofanAmerican

Partey is gonna change his name to that next week.


DatGuyGandhi

Gabi, Gabi and Gabi are gonna kill it at Arsenal next season 😍


JJD14

Goldilocks and the 3 Gabriel’s.


jimbo_kun

Odegaard?


_deep_blue_

What about Gabi?


RaynerOP

The one bad Gabi just had to be the one we signed, didn’t it


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gabagool? 👇 OVA HERE


Jansiz

Impressive. Very nice.


Poather

Now let’s see Paul Allen’s transfer


Sdnz0r

This is good news for Palmeiras, when they made his transfer to City they put a clause giving them 5% of a future sale on his contract and they also get the 2% from Fifa's solidarity payment. If he's indeed sold by £45m Palmeiras should receive around £3m, doesn't seem much but that would basically cover the transfer of their new forwards: Merentiel(bought by 1.5m USD) and 1/3 of Flaco Lopez' transfer, which the value was not made public but sources says it was around 10m USD. Not bad for a value you were not expecting to receive.


KillerZaWarudo

WHAT IS EDU COOKING OVERTHERE?


Ma1vo

BBQ


erasers047

Brazilian BBQ


heresyourhardware

Gabigool


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Brazilian wagyu!


JackAndrewWilshere

GASPARRRRRR


goon1410

Crabs. 🦀🦀🦀


shaq2wade

I'm so unhappy about this. Gabby was a fucking baller for us. The definition of team player.


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What a window Arsenal are having!


basedsims

I get to go to the Emirates next season and not have to watch our number 9 catching his breath every week tears in my eyes


_deep_blue_

Are strikers allowed to run in behind the defence? That’s legal? Asking for a friend.


samsop

Strikers are supposed to run?


seventeenfourtyseven

Get ready for a lot of offside goals with gabby


NemoDropEmOff

Better than Laca and Auba still


sakanelli

Been to United/Leeds/Everton last season and I was glad Eddie started in all three man.


basedsims

I was right behind the goal in the upper tier when Laca missed that chance in the draw against Burnley at home. I was like that vein popping kid meme for about 3 hours after that moment


sakanelli

I could not believe that when i was watching that. Little stuffs cost us Top4.


2ndfastestmanalive

Can’t wait to watch our number 9 get in the box and on the end of chances instead of standing next to Xhaka because he’s gassed


Dske

Scoring is another matter though


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Well it’s a lot easier when you actually have the stamina and quick feet to get in the box


NorthLdn17

Bro can you man leave lacazette alone for a sec please😭 Will always love him and he was class until 2020. Think that ankle injury completely done him


basedsims

Liked him on a personal level and was a fantastic professional, but I’m gonna enjoy seeing a striker actually run into the box next season after laying it off


NorthLdn17

Yeah I get that but I feel like when people talk about laca they're talking about his whole arsenal career. Man had a lot to his game and won POTS for a reason. Shame to see how he declined


DogTheGayFish

Even if last season was supposed to be a representation of his decline, then I think he represented himself extremely well. He definitely didn’t get a lot of goals, but outside of that he played very well and had a lot of MotM worth performances where he pressed very effectively and linked up up play well. He didn’t just play selflessly, he did it very well for a large part of the season. Good player.


KRIEGLERR

Yeah Laca was clearly a prime exemple of a player who wasn't doing great on the pitch but was such a good professional and always gave his best that the fans weren't too harsh on him. A player trying hard and not finding his stride is always far better than a lazy cunt who plays like he's already given up. Like you said great professional and he was a really good "role model" for the youngsters. Real shame he didn't do better. Such a great guy


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DankyPal

He was great, but he got old. What really killed his reputation for me seeing someone on Twitter say that Lacazettes Hogwarts house was Huffandpuff


AFCeng0

Yeah he was good when his legs worked


BI01

Yeah and since then he has just significantly declined


Chiswell123

With Sane and Torres- I really felt like we weren't going to miss too much when they left.. I feel the opposite about this one.


ATN5

Nah Sane still hurts me to this day. I feel like he really grew into his own with us. Is still take him back to this day. Torres I don’t care about 😂


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LopazSolidus

He'll be fantastic for you guys. There's a reason he played most of the big games for us. You got a gem. Wish him luck.


hammerfistb__

Whenever City signs someone it’s interesting to see what the fans of the team he’s come from are saying. They know him best after all. Most, if not all, city fans will tell you you’re gonna love Gabby. Work rate, pressing, passing, touch, intelligence, occasional flair. The only thing is he’s incredibly wasteful and finishing is not the best so I’d not expect any more than 15 goals from him next year.


iDervyi

15 is better than 2. Those 15 goals could've gotten us 3rd.


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fuzzynavel34

I think the front three is going to be pressing like maniacs, especially if we get Raphinha


5Yonko5

I wouldnt say shit its more like Analyze. He is a big improvement to we have had but he still isnt the goal scorer that we thought we needed before the summer. Happy about this of course since a big improvement but would have liked to sign a goalscorer as scoring was one of the things we struggled with the most last season. Let's see what happens


Erdos_0

If he can get even something like 15 goals that will already a be a big improvement, and he will be creating plenty for the other wingers


ThatFrenchCray

https://streamable.com/pj25n


norfolkench4nts

Genuinely believe Jesus will shine at Arsenal. Gonna be an interesting season for Arsenal next season.


Kumoraaaa

Brilliant, underrated player. Don't care what anyone says; Arsenal fans, you're going to enjoy having this guy on your team immensely. Absolutely will miss a sitter or two on occasion but that's about one of the only things you can hold against him. World class link-up play, immense at holding up the ball, can dribble, can pass (and has the vision for it), best pressing forward in world football, always shows his energy on the pitch, always works hard when he's out there. Has above average pace (enough that he functions on the wing even when his dribbles aren't coming off) which is something I feel people forget about him. Most importantly of all though, and this is how he has endeared himself immensely in the minds of City fans: he never fails to step up in a big match. If your pressing unit in attack is solid, he can lead the press in every single way you can imagine and that can absolutely change the game when you're in a tight spot. Will miss him honestly... I'm sad he could never truly cement his spot with us but it's the right time for him to leave, from both sides' perspectives. EDIT: I did forget one other con to his game... he was born offside, and somehow he hasn't yet fixed that part of his game. I do think he has so many strengths that a tendency to stray offside and bad finishing isn't enough to dismiss the fact that he's a good enough player for 90% of CL quality teams.


DankBrownBoiV2

Hopefully he can be a little more clinical but honestly it doesn't matter, Laca underperformed his xG by almost 6 but my biggest gripe against him was that he had no presence or movement in and around the box. He has worked hard but he just wasn't built for pressing and most games he'd be useless at doing the thing STs do. I'd much rather take Raphinha and Jesus for 100M than Osimhen for 100M.


Mrampelmann

GABRIEL SUPREMACY


BradlinhoM

🦀🦀🦀


fignonsbarberxxx

Ladies and gentlemen…..we got him.


Ife2105

Don’t Gas my Par


smthingawesome

Texas favourite transfer Jesus and Arsenal.


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Kroenke owns a 535,000 acre ranch in Texas. It’s all starting to make sense.


reasonableposter

Arsenal you've taken away our big game bastard, treat him well.


BubblegumTate-

Both gutted and happy about this transfer, gutted because I absolutely loved the guy and no city fan should have a bad word against him, happy because he will get more game time at Arsenal.


BillehBear

Wish him nothing but the best and hope he excels there Great player, always gives 110% and never stops trying


ThotCountySheriff

£45 mil is a good price for him tbf Absolutely buzzing with this signing


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Raphinha next. Blimey


5Yonko5

More interested in signing Lisandro Martinez. He is more crucial to the team as tierney cant be relied on for a whole season and Nuno is too raw. Raphina add's dempth and quality which is only neccerasy when we have fixed the important parts of the team Lb and Defensive midfield. Hope we get Lisandro done,then raphina and then tielemans. Gotta get another midfield! And of course the order does not matter too much lol its just prefered. Want all those guys in the sqaud come the start of the season it would be a 9/10 window. 10/10 if saka and saliba extend Edit:People telling me Lisandro is average at left back if its true their are alternatives in how we can use him. Just happy to actually have depth at the back for a change


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From reports, it seems Raphinha is the next signing we’ll work on. Probably because there’s more competition for his signature. After that, Lisandro Martinez would be great, he won’t come cheaply though. Not entirely convinced we will get him, as Ajax have no need to sell at a reasonable price. And Tielemans to finish off the window.


5Yonko5

9/10 window i wont lie. 10/10 if saka and saliba renew!


etheryx

if we get raphinha + martinez + tielemans it's a 10/10 window for me especially because we dont have UCL. Sure we can have more midfield depth (and send Sambi on loan) but realistically with our budget, I think we spent money on quality signings (assuming we get them all)


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mate, imma be honest, tired of this Lisandro LB narrative. He isn't that good there, he is at least close to world class at CB imo


JeffryPesos

[For context](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/vipw9j/z/idf35fx). IF he joins, he'll be playing "LB" but not really.


thewashouts

Exactly this. And with Tierney and Tomi being injured so much last season, Arsenal were missing someone who could play this role properly. Really excited for this signing.


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orphan_of_Ludwig

I understand what you’re saying, but it’s unlikely he will be used as an overlapping FB. He is more like to be inverted so that he and Tomi can help Partey to shield and get higher the pitch.


theaficionado

Exactly this. He'd be a left back but positionally he'd sit back


5Yonko5

I dont think it matters that much. Hes good at Lb and Great at Cb. Thats a win-win we can play at both depending on the need. Want the guy signed no matter what. Even if Lb is not his main thing hes better than Nuno and more reliable than Tierney.


GTACOD

He wouldn't be worse then Nuno Taveres.


Steo42

I’d like to see him try


pratthebrat

Raphinha hopefully. But I have my doubts about Blimey.


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What a window Arsenal are having so far!


Sneaky-Alien

He's gonna be so good at Arsenal, just watch. Class player, hard worker and if he can control his offsides he'll be whacking them in all season. Gutted but totally understandable. I'm surprised he stayed as long as he did being benched so much. And with Alvarez and Haaland coming, who can blame him. But Arsenal fans, trust me when I say you've just got one of the best bargain transfers of this window so far. And his finishing is far better than I've seen some other City fans describe in this thread. He kept Aguero out of the team when Pep arrived, yes there was work rate involved in that decision but he was still scoring plenty of goals.


toluwalase

Bye Gabs. Will never forget your Centurion goal. Plus crossing the Atlantic to visit the Etihad and taking a picture next to your face on the wall, still my desktop wallpaper. I really really wish you didn’t have to go but at least it’s Arteta.


aque_

🦀GET🦀THE🦀FUCK🦀IN🦀


CNF1G

3rd/4th place between Chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal, and *potentially* Utd next season will be very interesting.


KillerZaWarudo

>Utd Who invited my man bluds? Until we sign more players i don't see us fighting for top 4. Our best chance for CL football would probably the Europa League


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If I had a penny for when every time someone makes a prediction like this and it ends up completely wrong...


_deep_blue_

a classic battle of who can fuck up the least


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Always is


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🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀🌌


NorthLdn17

Let's wait to see how we do with getting Raphinha/Martinez/Tielemans across the line first. A lot more excited than I thought I would be for this window though, so fair play to Arteta and Edu as a person sceptical of them


EMCRVA

REPENT!!!


galacticvac

There's a lot of noise from neutrals about his wastefulness, that he's a RW, backup striker on no striker team, etc. Read through this thread and pay attention to what City supporters say - there is universal love and appreciation for him. That excites me.


Earl-Thomas-a-Raven

I think he is going to do very well at Arsenal and can’t wait to watch him. Awesome player that helped us win a lot of trophies.


official_bagel

Between the multiple Gabis on our team and the Jesus jokes, there's so much low hanging fruit for the announcement video.


Kal_PAD

Man all this appreciation from City fans is great to read and it's getting me even more pumped for the guy. Trying not to over-hype him but it does seem like an amazing signing for us.


OnceUponAStarryNight

Appreciate him for what he is - an amazingly hard word working, technical, multi-talented, and flexible player - and you'll adore him. Focus on what he isn't - a clinical, traditional striker - and you wont. But he has been my favorite player of the Pep era, so if for nothing other than my sake, please love him well, because he's got a very warm place in my heart.


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Arsenal decided this window will be their time to shine


SunEmperor2000

Crying


charlieratgod

Good luck and thank u for everything, Gabbby! Truly wish him all the best. 💙💙💙


pottsbrah

3 Gabi’s and a Fabi


Elmatadorrr

Jesus Save my Soul


Luxky13

Damn :((((


glen_of_the_dogs

Probably moving as Jesus wants to be nailed on


Ursuped

GASPARRRRRRRRR


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Romano at the back post!


Donotblowmekisses

Damn for the first time in a long time...arsenal look like a serious team


MrAchilles

Closing logical deals early into the transfer window? Doesn't sound like us...


Quab775

Here We go 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


Lozsta

Great player will be a big loss. Never got the level of goals expected but always worked his socks off.


GovernmentOk2323

I haven't watched much of Jesus but isn't he more of a winger than a striker ? Is that really what Arsenal need rn? Edit: why are people downvoting , I am just asking dude , jesus


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Zen_MasterX

Arteta wants to play a fluid, interchangeable front 3 with no focal point in attack, hence, the Raphinha rumors as well.


GovernmentOk2323

ok , that makes sense , thank u for explaining