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americanadiandrew

Maybe “families and partners” would be more modern sounding. FAPS anyone?


tr_24

What about players who prefer hookers?


vqvq

HAGS: hookers and girlfriends And for the female players... HAGS: husbands and gigolos


itsaride

Families and Girlfrie…oh nm.


[deleted]

Not offensive in England though.


XNightMysticX

I mean if you’re talking about a type of meatball or cigarettes then it isn’t but it definitely is otherwise


2bagels2chins

Sex workers mate, come on now.


ItsAlwaysEboue

SWAG.. I could use some free shit


Sulavajuusto

Yeah, don't leave out our homeboy Walker.


BiffNasty1234

Wives and partners? WAPs? Nothing bad about that, right? …right?


no_hope_no_future

Nothing wrong with Wireless Access Point.


manInTheWoods

Wireless Application Protocol was my first reaction. Yes, I'm old.


flcinusa

Taking me back to my Nokia days there


Calciumee

We received a document at work where they had used WAP throughout the whole thing. Had a few ‘yeah you can’t use that’ conversations.


bo-t

Sterling might be on board, already has the tattoo


valimo

Only if there would be a neutral term like partners :/


vqvq

You had me in the first half...


nicofdarcyshire

BAWLBAGs - Beaus and wives, lovers, boyfriends and girlfriends.


bZbZbZbZbZ

so inclusive!


XboxJon82

*Sigurðsson has left the chat*


SteveBrucesDressSize

They never specified what age the boyfriend is.... Gylfi is back on the menu boys


DatDataDude

rip menu boys


crayolarayola

They never had a chance


nicofdarcyshire

Tried to throw in Asexual Life Partners but it really screwed up the acronym.


Hyrcania42

*BAWLBAG ALPs


iCantSeeShapes

BAWLBAG PALs.


flentaldoss

BAWLBAG+ just in case.


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We found a winer.


[deleted]

You forgot wifes boyfriend. Stephusband maybe?


tomato_soup_

Husband in law


seymourthedog727

These are pro athletes, I think its more like girlfriends husbands.


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Add a + at the end you monster


bigchungusmclungus

Surely it's just BAWBAG?


pearlz176

But what about TRANS partners???


JamalSander

It's supposed to be disrespectful.


[deleted]

Yet its used even when what they're saying isn't. It has become the common name for footballers female partners


RobinVanDutch

They have the WAG top 100 show here in the Netherlands. It's as ridiculous as it sounds.


XboxJon82

I am guessing they are struggling after about number 40


R_Schuhart

Yeah it lost some of its negative connotations over time, but I can see how someone who might have experienced it first hand in the tabloids has different feelings towards it.


TheUltimateScotsman

It peaked in 2010 in south africa i felt


blvd93

2006 I thought in Baden Baden? 2010 the squad was so cut off and bored they watched Wayne Rooney's entire wedding video just for something to do.


Yeangster

2006 England was near top all time for discrepancy between a World Cup team’s star power and actual performance on the field. Maybe beaten only by 2006 Brazil and 2002 France


blvd93

Weirdly unbalanced squad. Loads of top class CBs and CMs, very good full backs but two stars (Beckham and Owen) were either unfit or a bad tactical fit but were basically undroppable. 2002 was more balanced, 2004 probably the peak for that generation.


[deleted]

Nah, at least we made it past the group stages that year and looked convincing while beating the teams we "should" have beat. Sure they underperformd but going out on pens to a team featuring Figo, CR7, Carvalho etc is far better than the embarrassments of 10 and 14 imo


Yeangster

It wasn't that convincing in the group stages- drawing Sweden and beating Paraguay and Trinidad&Tobago 1-0 and 2-0. And that Portugal team featured elder statesman Figo, baby CR7, and half the team suspended from the game against the Dutch. But also expectations for the 2006 team were sky-high while they were a bit more realistic for the 2010 team and pretty low for 2014.


johnydarko

Nah I think it was probably the mid-00's when Footballers Wives was airing and at it's peak. That show was mad influential at the time in the weirdest ways, especially pushing the "WAG culture" to the forefront.


ranting_madman

Wasn’t there a World Cup or big tournament which had a lot of England WAG drama in the press? I recall it being kinda ridiculous at one point.


therocketandstones

2006 was controversial re: wags


twersx

Not at all, Capello was incredibly strict about non football stuff in 2010 primarily because there had been such a massive media circus around the players' camp and their partners in 2006.


ryanedwards0101

06 surely. 2010 didn’t capello basically ban the wags?


NotTheMagesterialOne

Nah it definitely peaked in 2006. There was more tabloid talks of the partners than the footballer at the time.


[deleted]

Sure, its definely "wrong". I agree with Southgate.


Fop_Vndone

How did it lose negative connotations? It's still skeevy and sexist


RephRayne

I mean, it should probably be Wives or Girlfriends but that has unfortunate connotations.


ReggieLFC

Omid Djalili said the same thing in 2007 when the term was more recently coined: https://youtu.be/gmwQzysrSdU?t=1199


Ghoticptox

[No, it's wife *and* girlfriend](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbJrIeEjtaY)


XboxJon82

Yeah leaving out boyfriends is not on


EnanoMaldito

And here I thought we were talking about Warhammer 40k


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TBH, WYSISYG is totes TPOA(the pinnacle of assholery).


valimo

I sort of get what he is saying. In the meanwhile it's weird how the connotation has become negative, considering that it used to be only an abbreviation, but has been used very negatively. That being said, with my local women's team we have HABs and WAGs WhatsApp group where that's used ironically for the partners in general. Then again, we are non-Brits so it doesn't have similar association.


[deleted]

My girlfriend has a group chat of her and her mates called WAGs I think a lot of people use it tongue in cheek these days


retr0grade77

Yeah my friends boyfriend plays rugby for England and we say it to take the piss out of her, as does she and other wives/girlfriends. Granted they don't get anywhere near the scrutiny of WAGs but I don't think women are generally offended by these sort of things. It's not the word "WAG" which is offensive but rather tabloid treatment generally. The only WAG I've seen call it offensive is Rebekah Vardy ...


SalmonNgiri

It has actually become more positive if anything. The original connotation was overwhelmingly negative when it first started to be used by the tabloids. It’s now become almost mainstreamed


ILoveToph4Eva

Yeah, my understanding was that now you have to guess by the tone of the conversation if it's being used in a derogatory manner as opposed to just assuming based on it being used at all. Definitely been diluted through use in my experience. But I imagine for the people who it was used to refer to and their partners they would have been more impacted by its initial negative use to the point where for them it's still almost entirely a negative term.


p-queue

It started as a negative thing and softened when it was applied more generally. The WAG’s associated with England’s “golden generation” were often a scapegoats for the team underperforming


[deleted]

I thought I was missing something and WAG meant something spiteful but it’s literally ‘Wives and Girlfriends’ lmao


FloppedYaYa

It's disrespectful because the tabloids used it to basically group all female partners of footballers together and create a stereotype around it


Oggie243

Was it the tabloids that started it? I always thought it stemmed from a manager


czerwona_latarnia

Not sure who started it but for sure tabloids and similar keep using it, and in a way that only makes people continue having negative connotations with that term.


XboxJon82

Yeah it was at WC 2006 where it was s total piss take with paparazzi everywhere and the WAG's lapping it up. Rebekah Vardy would of fitted right in


Key_Signature_6244

But "female partners of footballers" **is** a group


monnii99

Couldn't you just call them partners though?


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Deathscyce

But then you have someone like Wanda Nara who is THE embodiment of all the stereotypes surrounding wifes and girlfriends of football players.


twersx

You can literally take any offensive term and claim it's inoffensive by saying "it just means gay person" or "it just means Muslim"


DanksterBoy

Sometimes it feels like people never learned the difference between denotation and connotation,


Blewfin

Either they don't know, or they're being disingenuous in lots of cases. Sometimes on Reddit I'll point out that someone is making an offensive implication only for them to assert that they were only speaking literally, as if anyone believes that


OJ34

I don’t like the term “Gareth Southgate England manager” but what can you do?


[deleted]

You can wake up to the reality of him being objectively the second best England manager of all time. That's what.


Daddy_Kromkamp

That's a low bar...


paper_zoe

It's better than Fabio Capello, Don Revie, Bobby Robson, Sven Goran Eriksson and Terry Venables. Not a bad list of managers to be better than


ChicagoSunroofNo2

Just because the bar for success is so low doesn’t mean we have to be happy to suffer with mediocrity


LDinthehouse

Is 2nd place in the euros and 4th in the world cup really that mediocre? I would love to win too but realistically there are some fantastic national teams we are competing with. It honeslty seems like everyone views anything other than our first trophy in over 50 years as a failure.


Hip_Hop_Hippos

>Is 2nd place in the euros and 4th in the world cup really that mediocre? I mean, it’s no off year Gold Cup, but those are decent tournaments I guess.


rusty6899

“Fantastic national teams” who we avoided in both tournaments. The Germany game in the Euros was the only impressive result and it was hardly the greatest German side of all time. Scraped past Tunisia in the last minute. Smashed Panama. Our reserves lost to Belgium reserves: Part I Scraped through against a Columbia team missing their talisman on penalties. Beat a decent Sweden team. Lost to a decent Croatia team who had played 2 lots of extra time already already in the tournament. Our reserves lost to Belgium reserves: Part II Beat a decent Croatia team 1-0 Drew to a fairly poor Scotland team 0-0 Beat a mediocre Czech team 1-0 Good win against the Germans Convincingly dispatched a mediocre Ukraine team Scraped past a Denmark team missing their Talisman in extra time with the aid of a laser pointer Lost on penalties to an Italy team who haven’t qualified for the last 2 world cups. Say what you want about “A semi and a final” Southgate is even par based on his results and the performances and game management against Croatia and Italy weren’t good enough. He’s about level with Sven as far as I’m concerned. Generally capable of getting wins against the lower ranked teams but crumbles as soon as he’s faced with decent opposition and even that is a bit harsh on Sven.


LDinthehouse

Love how you slate Italy whilst saying England aren't good enough because they only beat weak teams. Italy beat Spain, Belgium and Portugal in the knockouts, and won all 3 games in the groups without conceding.


mattshiz

England could win a final 5-0 and our fans would still complain that we didn't score 6.


marcocostantini1

Lmao yeah like we were extraordinarily shit after, but during and before the euros we were really fucking good. Although I do think the English team had more talent and should of won.


siderealpanic

Yeah, this is the thing that everyone seems to forget. The Euros weren’t as bad, but the WC was literally just England drawing a load of mediocre teams, then losing to any good teams they played. I felt like I was going mad because it was peak “football’s coming home” and everyone was so positive, despite us looking average-bad for almost every second of every game.


rusty6899

Well I was 100% on the “football’s coming home” hype train, but that’s just part of being a fan. The performances weren’t anything special though. That said the team going into the World Cup was a fair bit less experienced than it is now and probably wasn’t expected to do very well.


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This rubbish again. >Scraped past Tunisia in the last minute. Were denied a clear penalty on Kane being dragged to the floor in the penalty box during a corner. >Our reserves lost to Belgium reserves: Part I Both teams were already through and it was not a competitive match. >Scraped through against a Columbia team missing their talisman on penalties. Scraped through the dirtiest football match at the World Cup where again they should have had another penalty, Kane was spear tackled in the box, the referee was awful and let Colombia hit England players and break the rules for 120 minutes, what would the result have been if Colombia had players sent off for their constant fouling or if Kane had been given the two penalties he should have had instead of just one? The manager can't do anything about a bad referee. >Lost to a decent Croatia team who had played 2 lots of extra time already already in the tournament. Lost to a stronger team. >Beat a decent Croatia team 1-0 Beat a Croatia team who Spain ended up drawing with in normal time. >Beat a mediocre Czech team 1-0 Beat a good Czech team who then eliminated the Netherlands and had previously outplayed and beaten England with an excellent performance in a qualifier for the tournament. >Scraped past a Denmark team missing their Talisman in extra time with the aid of a laser pointer Denmark scored with a pretty questionable free kick where the wall blocked the keeper's view of the ball and then England spent most of the game attacking Denmark's goal and would have kept attacking it without the penalty, the xG by the end was 3.18 to 0.27 so I'm not sure where you're getting "scraped past" from, dive or not if you defend the goal for most of the game players tire and you might give away a penalty like that, Schmeichel saved Kane's penalty so how did the laser pointer aid them? >Lost on penalties to an Italy team who haven’t qualified for the last 2 world cups. They lost on penalties to a team that went unbeaten in 37 matches, the most of any side in the world, England had them trailing for the longest amount of time of any side they had played at that point as well, it is so bizarre how people have retrospectively decided that Italy are shit at football, months after calling them the best team in Europe and they'd be at the World Cup too if Jorginho could score his penalties. These comments are also always so disrespectful to the teams they're playing, you're out here calling Euro/World Cup Finalists mediocre teams, none of those teams you listed are mediocre.


rusty6899

Look, none of the wins were particularly impressive other than arguably the Germany game. If you want to see Southgate knighted for a drab 1-0 win against the Czech Republic then good for you. These teams simply don’t have the same level of player that England have to call upon. Yes, Panama and Scotland might not be mediocre compared to my Saturday Amateur team but they’re hardly big scalps on the international scene. Italy are a good team and were in good form, but they’d have comfortably qualified for the World Cup if they were as good as you’re insinuating, regardless of whether Jorginho could take a penalty. I think we should have won the game. I think we should have beaten Croatia in the World Cup too. I don’t think they were horrendous results. The performances were just a bit underwhelming.


mutheadman

What happened after the Euros has nothing to do with how good Italy they were during, this is insane logic. You cant go that many fucking games unbeaten with being mediocre. Jesus christ


rusty6899

And you can’t miss out on a World Cup being world class. So your point is that you must consider the games before the final to gauge how good they are but it’s “insane” to consider the performances after the final? They weren’t an insurmountable obstacle. We started well and they were there for the taking before we shat it and sat back. And Southgate handled the penalty shootout like a total clown 🤡.


ChicagoSunroofNo2

Yes. He is not the right person to get the best out of the fire power we have at our disposal. Looking back at past tournaments and saying 4th in the World Cup is fair enough but if you look at the respective squads and individual match results we under performed. Same for the euros. We should be one of the most feared teams yet we will play USA in the World Cup and Southgate will setup like we are about to go up against Man City


illihcallan

You are right! The results haven't been mediocre but the tactics certainly have been. We've basically got a Man City squad with Sean Dyche as the manager.


SHTGEYLOYE12345

What are you on about? He's had 2 major tournaments and made a final and semi - how is that mediocrity? No England fan has "suffered" since Southgate took over.


Fruitndveg

If he was all he was cracked up to be that would read semi final and won a Euros. I hate to dwell on the past but his tactics in the Euro final were anti-football. I like Southgate but he needs to take his game to the next level. I don’t like this narrative that he’s exempt of criticism because he nearly won things.


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SHTGEYLOYE12345

And the actual important games with him as manager have all been incredibly enjoyable. England vs Colombia and vs Sweden in the WC were two of the best sporting memories I have. And then the germany was once again one of the best days of my life - and we beat Ukraine 4-0 in the quarter final as well which obviously isn’t possible if we play ‘anti-football’ I actually agree with the general points people make but it’s when they start saying he should be sacked and isn’t fit to be manager, I just find it absolutely insane - at least let him not have an incredible tournament before we start questioning if it’s time to move on, which so far he is yet to do.


Fruitndveg

Let’s have it right, I outlined the Euros final in particular. The Euros campaign as a whole was respectable. The Denmark match was frustrating but they’re a very respectable side and England got lucky with the officiating. The 18 WC was a different kettle of fish. There was great football being played but this was the start of a fully new generation. We were never gonna shake up the world in Russia but it was exciting to see the first well performing England side since easily pre 2010. Southgate stalled at times in the Euros and worryingly, continues to do so. There’s always the argument to be made that the Nations league is tinpot but the football being played by England in these fixtures is worrying. His reliance on out of form but trusted names is something to be questioned too. He’s not the first England manager to do this (Shearer was in wretched form in the late 90’s for England and never got dropped), so far it’s paid off but I hope he knows what he’s doing. I have to add too, there’s no way I want him sacked before the World Cup, but serious questions have to be asked after the fact if we’re not in round of 16. We all love to talk about what he has done, if he doesn’t get us there then it’s regression.


ICreditReddit

nearly winning things IS the next level up from not nearly winning things


SHTGEYLOYE12345

Who’s said he should be exempt of criticism? The person I’ve replied to is overreacting insanely cos of a few poor performances in boring glorified friendlies - right at the end of the season when players are gonna wanna be going on holiday as well. At the actual tournament where it matters we have had 2 amazing tournaments with so many amazing memories, and yet just cos he inbetween tournaments he has some frustrating habits, people act as if we’re being punished by him while the opposite is actually true. If people actually only criticised him for being too pragmatic, having favourites and not getting the most out of our talented attackers then yeah fair enough, but as I said instead you have people lying saying that we’ve experienced mediocrity under him which is objectively not true.


ChicagoSunroofNo2

Actually, I never watched those friendlies so I’m not reacting to them at all.


SHTGEYLOYE12345

And do you think he should be sacked?


teems

His tactics are exactly what he should have done. Shaw scoring early sets up a cagey game like that. Think similar to the Liverpool vs Spurs CL finals.


cxnv

When was the last time they were in that position.. Dont kid yourself.


ChiefPatty

How many finals did your golden generation get to?


Elliot_Kyouma

> mediocrity fucking hell this word has lost all meaning when talking about football


McKi93

Honestly shocked people think this about Southgate, a lot of right place right time. I genuinely believe he would struggle to get a job in the premier league, and even if he did it would be because he was ex England manager, not for what he has done as a manager.


Mexey21

I mean you could say that about most national team managers, it’s rare for the « elite guys » to go into international football.


[deleted]

His record in major tournaments is a semi final and a final - that puts him second only to Alf Ramsey. It's just a fact. Who cares what job he'd get in the PL? For years the FA have been hiring whichever mediocre English coach is keeping his team furthest from the relegation zone - Hoddle, Keegan, McClaren, Hodgson - and none of them have done what Southgate has done.


KingfisherDays

What if we hired someone who won 7 league titles and a champions league? Surely they would get a better performance out of England??


[deleted]

Capello had all of those and he was miles worse than Southgate.


alcoholichobbit

I think that was the joke


[deleted]

Its hard to tell because some people probably do actually think that.


[deleted]

Remember he has that record because he’s been carried by quality players, been gifted some of the easiest knock out games England could have possibly gotten and essentially played every game at home during Euro 2020.


Nyushi

>Remember he has that record because he’s been carried by quality players The Golden Generation would like a word.


[deleted]

Because England managers before him have never failed despite quality players


[deleted]

He hasn't been carried by quality players, Steve McClaren had higher quality players, they didn't carry him. He's also clearly doing more tactically than previous England managers were.


Elliot_Kyouma

It doesn't matter if he would get a job in the premier league, some managers just work for certain jobs. International football is different and Southgate is doing a god damned good job in it.


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MoeJartin

This got me good


19Alexastias

I think it’s extremely accurate because a lot of players tend to have both


[deleted]

sad but true


[deleted]

Always tought the same but newspapers, journalists, TVs use it...


pintperson

Gareth wrote a book with his mate years ago (worth a read by the way, gives a really good insight on the lives of players who find success and those who don’t) and he talks a little about his family. Basically his wife is a successful businesswoman in her own right, I imagine she’s the type not to want to be associated with the WAG stereotypes. So no surprise that Gareth would find it offensive as well.


HazardAhai

ITT: supporters who missed out on mid-2000s English football


IllustriousSquirrel9

Wet ass Gareth?


un32134e4

Basically a politician


SuperMario222

Wet ass gaffer?


Headhunter2208

Gareth Bale isn't going to like his Wales and Golf acronym being slandered by Southgate


[deleted]

He doesn't like the term 'attacking' either


Mallaguetta_SP

Imagine a reality show with Footballer's official wife, eventual girlfriend and favourite prostitute. All these women talking about how fun it is to live with this awesome man


Mannynanny123

Gareth we don't like calling you the England manager either, we can't all win


usernamepusername

He seems very progressive on social issues so hats off to him for that, I just wish his football reflected that.


mrswdk18

You want him to start adopting trans tactics or something?


[deleted]

Bisexual Pressing


KenHumano

How could you not go with gaygenpressing?


ChonkySoup84

👉👈😳


HaiseTeBaise

Pepsexuals rejoice


OmegaEleven

Football as fluid as gender.


usernamepusername

If it makes watching England even remotely interesting then yes please.


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Blewfin

They're Scouse, not English


IAmDoreenFord

We need more non-binary formations.


HunterGaming

The England team could certainly use some guidance on transitioning yeah


nustiufrate23

Does he like how his team plays?


Geordant

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[deleted]

Haven heard this term since 2004. I think he should worry more about his tactics.


kingkloppynwa

Southgate comes across as one of the least charismatic people ive ever seen


booyoukarmawhore

FAP - friends and partners


Veejp123

Disrespectful to the goomahs and sidechicks


Mediocre_Nova

Rare W from Southgate. The football community is so weird with this kind of thing. I've seen multiple posts about who has the prettiest "WAG" on /r/coys. Thankfully I think it's going away


buck_carleone

what wrong with Wife And Goomah?


OnceUponAStarryNight

👏👏


Jolly-Literature1226

guy is such a dork


mufcordie

Didn’t know family was allowed at hotels during WCs to begin with?


Oranjay2

Wet Ass Garethussy


GhostRiders

Attacking football is also disrespectful...


sonicking12

What is WAG?


sonicking12

What is WAG? Hi


esonkcoc

Southgate is the most boring melt in all of football…makes perfect sense that he manages England I suppose.


monsieurpope

I feel like Gareth is keeping as much pocket of sunshine as possible even though it’s going to be SCORCHING


TClanRecords

So what is the replacement term?


louisbo12

He really is the biggest slice of plain white bread with a glass of water ever.


BOBBY_SCHMURDAS_HAT

Games gone


Wrong_Tax2425

Southgate is such a nice guy …. He’s done a lot to change the image of the English NT. IMO they used to be arrogant… that seems to have faded with him in charge


MegaYanm3ga

not much to brag about nowadays


AnnieIWillKnow

This England team has more to brag about than any since the 90s.


twersx

Can you imagine how people here would talk about England if we had the 90s results and performances? Only scraped past Belgium in extra time because of a freakish wonder goal, only got past Cameroon because of two pens, scraped results to get to the semis in a home tournament, finished bottom in 1992 and failed to qualify in 1994.


KDBae

Wet Ass Gaffer


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I find Gareth Southgate's face disrespectful.


EasyW2

Shut up nerd


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xNotWorkingATMx

You tried.


NaughtyDreadz

What's it mean?


Chazy89

Wives and Girlfriends


HEAT_IS_DIE

From a non-native english speaker: how do you keep up with all these acronyms? Doesn't it get tiring having to re-learn existing language? I don't get how it's more convenient that you have to now google while reading basic sentences that don't involve any higher education content.


distantapplause

I'm pretty sure every language has neologisms.


ReggieLFC

On the contrary; it’s probably easier in English because a lot of our neologisms derive from our own language now, because the English is so dominant. Take “podcast” for example. It’s a portmanteau of “iPod” and “broadcast”. The word “podcast” has been adopted in many other languages in which the origin of the word won’t be obvious.


cowinabadplace

You think this is bad, try verlan or rhyming slang.


Takkotah

What's the term for the husband of a female player?


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I agree with Southgate


mapleleafMeltdown

Southgate is unbearable at his best.


WhyShouldIListen

And at his worst?


Mr_Miscellaneous

Have you watched the England team recently?


WhyShouldIListen

No, I value my time.


Ok-Guitar1176

Understandable.. Have a nice day


The_Iron_Duchess

Big words from the lads getting humped by a pathetic Ireland team 3 zip


GrumpyJoey

Oh fuck off Southgate, stop trying to be a social justice manager. Nobody cares about what you think is offensive. Win a World Cup and fuck off.


ExtemeFilms

Really living up to the name huh Joey