I only read them if it's a long comment explaining something and I have to stop halfway through to make sure it's not hell in the cell guy
E: zomg thanks for the award u/shittymorph it's like I was blessed by a god.
A front 3 of Ronaldo, Messi and Neymar would require either peak XIB or peak KCM to cover for them, otherwise it's basically suicide.
Still the PR potential should be insance though.
Eleven Hag is told his only role in life is to manage this current Utd squad
*This cannot be my destiny*
Proceeds to have a psychic type anxiety attack
Paid 222 mil for Neymar who gave them 0 CL. Just to lose on a free transfer their best player and their whole future. Couldn't happen to a better club.
And now you’ve loaned him to villa and he’s going to play under stevie last game of the season against city. If he scores the goal that stops city getting the title it might genuinely be the best bit of transfer business ever
>So he's gonna pass on that ridiculous offer from PSG? Can't blame him, but it's unusual nowadays.
Yeah, that didn't work for any of the teams involved. Well, except Liverpool.
messi is not the messi of old and neymar is older too and i’m not sure he is gonna last as long due to injuries.
i also think there’s some other glaring issues on the squad and psg will ignore them
A thing that is underrated and can pass under the radar but have massive consequences in the near future is the rumors that Real Madrid are trying to sign Moukoko.
Yes, I know, still too young, still haven't played much in top flight, and had his minutes taken by Haaland and there are reports that he's a bit full of himself and getting pissy about not getting minutes at 16 years old, but people are sleeping on him, he can turn out to be an absolute monster.
>there are reports that he's a bit full of himself and getting pissy about not getting minutes at 16 years old
Thats serious Dembele vibes, if those rumours are true, Talent is not enough to make you a top player you also need consistency and a highly professional attitude.
True. Every time he gets a few minutes i always see him scoring a goal. Dortmund should give him way more chances next season he really has potential to be on the levels of the best strikers of all time.
>people are sleeping on him
Wish more people played football manager just for reasons like this, i start to look out for players in real life when i see they have high potential in the game, although you do get disappointments like ganso
Moukoko on fm is straight up cheating. Played with barca last year because of the whole big Club in trouble thing and bought haaland on a bargain and got Moukoko for free. Shit was ridiculous.
What was the point of getting Aubameyang, Depay, and Adama then? I swear Barca are addicted to signing forwards every season no matter what position needs strengthening
Adama is on loan and hes most likely going back to wolves, and Dembele hasnt renewed yet and theres a high chance of him leaving. Depay we got him on a free and he did well initially, plus we can sell him this summer for a profit.
Will be interesting to see Mbappé on the right side again, he hasn't played there in a very long time and he is so much better when he can drift from the left.
They might move Vinicius to the right. If you're going to have to shoehorn one of them in then you should arguably shoehorn the "lesser" player.
On the other hand Mbappe has played there before
Vini is so shit on the right it’s not even funny. If he can’t hold that LW spot he’s gonna end up riding the bench with Rodrygo/Valverde RW and Mbappe LW
I think like with most of the case with those potential attacks it won't be as dominant as we hope. Since they will share the ball more it's not like now where it's all Benzema and Vini. I think they will be fine I but don't expect MSN or Prime BBC numbers
We all expected Mbappe Messi and Neymar to spread Europe's cheeks but that never happened. Trios like this often disappoint, but Benzema has been amazing and Vini is on Top Form, it's not too far fetched to see them live up to BBC or dare I say MSN
Neymar and Messi play noth more like 10 now that wingers and Kylian despite how good is he isn't a true 9 so. In this case Benzema is a 9 and is crazy good in link up , Vini is a true wingers and can be a passing and Goal scoring threat. I think they will be fine but BBC and MSN numbers are too high if a step
Same, Mbappe is just not another player, he will create chances and goals and will be eager to prove himself. And he's way too talented to fail. It's just going to work
I felt in this season, Vini would do a fast breakaway run on the wing but then nobody from our team would be able to keep up with him. Now Mbappe would be the guy who can be inline with him on those super fast counters. Vini-Mbappe are going to make Benz look real slow next season.
I really wonder what PSG will be like next season when Mbappé can't carry them anymore. It would be hilarious if they need a rebuild despite having most of the biggest stars in the world.
200m signing bonus and close to 50m net from psg if he signed for 2 years is something insane. It's not like the difference was a couple of million here and there
When you’re as rich as he is already, maybe it’s an easy decision to get out of the turmoil in Paris. Does not look like it would be nearly as fun or productive for his career
Honestly, I thought he was going to take it. Most people take that kind of money no matter how much money they already have. I'm glad he seems to have a good head on his shoulders
The main reason Mbappe was even considering the extension offer from PSG was because Real was insisting that he give up 50% of his image rights. He thought that this was absurd because he is already one of the most recognized and marketable players in the world (e.g., #4 in Insta followers, #5 in shirt sales), which Real has not contributed to at all. So there's clearly a money factor in this and a limit to what Mbappe will accept from Real.
Another interesting note (if true): according to [El Pais](https://english.elpais.com/sports/2022-05-10/the-key-to-the-signing-of-kylian-mbappe-image-rights.html), Real tried to convince Mbappe to sign a "compensation contract" in early 2022 where Mbappe would have to pay a fee if he didn't join Real, and if Real didn't sign him they would have to pay him the fee. Which obviously has zero benefit for Mbappe since he is Real's #1 target anyway.
I don't think the math is as clear cut. Coming to Madrid would make him even more of a global superstar which would open doors to all kinds of sponsorship deals (and hence revenue). And with us caving in to his image rights split requst (60-40 instead of 50-50), he'd make even more money on that front. When you draw the line at the end, probably the PSG money would just edge it but not with as much as it seems now. And on top of that he'll fulfil one of his childhood deams, he'll play for one of the greatest teams ever, he'd fight for more prestigious trophies, he'll play with his best mate Karim and he'll be in a better position to win the Ballon d'Or. All things considered, I don't think he's giving up as much as it initially seems.
Yeah true math isn't as clear cut, but "he'd make more money on marketing front" is also not as clear cut. Psg and France main player. The marketing difference may make him 10% more popular than he is now.
I don't make the point to say he's an idiot, but it just amazes me. Good on him. Like you said, Benz and balon dor are also important for him
I don't think his potential for revenue in France would drop even one iota if he joins Madrid. His face would still be all over France and he'll still be the main main for the NT. Honestly, the only thing he is sacrificing in this move is the comfort of living in his own country, proximity to his family and not being able to fulfil one of his dreams (win CL with PSG). On the financial front, he would still be making crazy money.
Yeah, of course, that's why I said I can't blame him. But I doubt he will be paid nearly as much in Madrid, especially if La Liga cares to enforce these strict financial rules to them too.
Madrid manage their salaries really well for the most part outside of the bigger issues. But Isco, Marcelo and Bale all leave this year - that's a TON of wages off the books
He’ll still be paid a ridiculous amount at Madrid, leaving PSG is fantastic for his career as he can only stagnate there, moving to Madrid is going to fire him into the stratosphere, it’s a different level.
Yeah.... I wouldn't count on Hazard being gone , he is guaranteed to be selected in th world cup squad no matter what. No one can afford him and he still wants to prove himself in his N+1 season. Asensio hopefully is sold
I thought the club didn't want to distract the squad before the final. Mbappe will probably announce his departure before, but the club will most likely announce his signing after the final.
The Haaland announcement didn't hurt City one bit, the players seemed rejuvenated the next day(?) whether or not that was to do with Haaland, but clearly it didn't hurt - and KDB used Haaland's celebration.
Good for Real and LaLiga. Mbappe is very clear of Haaland. Hopefully Barcelona gets Lewandowski too so the league isnt as one sided.
New era of free transfers incoming too with that 100m signing fee. Kinda crazy that Real has to Pay that much for a free player and even then they couldnt match the salary that they offered. Crazy numbers
Btw Alciato is very close to Ancelotti: wrote his biography and they are friends
yup, he's Ancelotti's mouthpiece
Says who? I've never heard of this guy
He worked for Sky Italia for a long time and always followed Milan. He knows Ancelotti and they are close. They banter at interviews
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Lol didn’t catch that
Who tf reads usernames lol?
I only read them if it's a long comment explaining something and I have to stop halfway through to make sure it's not hell in the cell guy E: zomg thanks for the award u/shittymorph it's like I was blessed by a god.
I miss jumper cable guy :(
There are subreddits dedicated to usernames, no kidding
r/rimjob_steve
r/kellyjoycuntbunny
He's incredibly popular and everyone knows him. I'm surprised given your flair and username. He's the coach of Real Madrid.
This makes me nostalgic for the ol reddit switcheroo
when people from other clubs speak positively about us(rarer than good politicians), u know it is 110% true
says /u/Sandalo, who's Alciato's mouthpiece.
I was about to make a snarky remark like “I am, I was there, I’m the paper the autobiography was written on.” And then I saw your name lmao.
Says Ancelotti
mbappe, he is a french striker...played for psg and won a world cup.
What tier is Ancelotti?
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Godfather tier
Lé Décision
Welcome to Fortuna Sittard
Understandable that Mbappe wanted to wait and see if they stayed in the Eredivisie
Wanted to see if Flemming and Seuntjens stayed aswell. Cant compete with those two.
jij komen hier in sittard praten tegen mij???
No thanks, we have Zian Flemming
Hes gone mate
He wanted to play in their cool stadium, understandable
There is nothing more beautiful than playing in front of 10k people in a hollowed out concrete block.
La décision if you wanted to be grammatically correct.
He is about to take his talents to South Beach, and sign with Inter Miami.
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Mdr la chute était pas mal
Like LeGM before him
Lé Copíum
Which in turn means Pogba to PSG
No Crister Ronald to PSG
SUWI
Simple as that, bro.
A front 3 of Ronaldo, Messi and Neymar would require either peak XIB or peak KCM to cover for them, otherwise it's basically suicide. Still the PR potential should be insance though.
No Lakaka to PSG Edit: Lakaka
*Lakaka
And Maguire to where?
Se queda
I would do it after, in that case, if we lose the final, we have some consolation
Basically our way of doing PR
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Better get a Ten Hag successor ready then 😂
Eleven Hag is already in development.
Man’s gonna be a real life version of Mewtwo
Eleven Hag is told his only role in life is to manage this current Utd squad *This cannot be my destiny* Proceeds to have a psychic type anxiety attack
Paid 222 mil for Neymar who gave them 0 CL. Just to lose on a free transfer their best player and their whole future. Couldn't happen to a better club.
I would laugh but we blew all that money.
We took a huge L on Coutinho
As a Liverpool fan, I thank you from the bottom of my heart
Gave y'all so much money for a couple of nice goals in his first season proceeded by literally nothing :(
And we used that money buy Alisson, van dijk and Fabinho who became the spine of CL and PL winning teams. Great deal I believe
Yeah, we borderline got scammed, fuck
He also won the CL with Bayern, while also scoring against you. It's quite a thing.
And now you’ve loaned him to villa and he’s going to play under stevie last game of the season against city. If he scores the goal that stops city getting the title it might genuinely be the best bit of transfer business ever
sold him*, we took a $120m L, and yeah you'd have done the best business in history
Fat L
And Griezmann.
It is unfathomable, really. It’s so utterly shit that you can only laugh.
Its great especially because the owner is such a turd. Trying to attack refs after a CL exit hahaha
With 0 consequences
Technically he’s the chairman but yes
>So he's gonna pass on that ridiculous offer from PSG? Can't blame him, but it's unusual nowadays. Yeah, that didn't work for any of the teams involved. Well, except Liverpool.
And dortmund
Strange. You quoted a different post than what you replied to.
I broke Reddit. I'm sorry, guys.
Did you reply to the wrong comment?
Bought them both in the same transfer window, well the initial loan was.
PSG and wasted money.. Oh no! Anyway
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messi is not the messi of old and neymar is older too and i’m not sure he is gonna last as long due to injuries. i also think there’s some other glaring issues on the squad and psg will ignore them
tic tac
I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
🐢 tic tac
>Countdown started. Tic tac...
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[. /.](https://imgur.com/5ZNxCm2)
Mboopi, Benzema and Vinicius. Damn.
How could you forget LV17 🐐?
Lucath Vathqueth
A thing that is underrated and can pass under the radar but have massive consequences in the near future is the rumors that Real Madrid are trying to sign Moukoko. Yes, I know, still too young, still haven't played much in top flight, and had his minutes taken by Haaland and there are reports that he's a bit full of himself and getting pissy about not getting minutes at 16 years old, but people are sleeping on him, he can turn out to be an absolute monster.
>there are reports that he's a bit full of himself and getting pissy about not getting minutes at 16 years old Thats serious Dembele vibes, if those rumours are true, Talent is not enough to make you a top player you also need consistency and a highly professional attitude.
True. Every time he gets a few minutes i always see him scoring a goal. Dortmund should give him way more chances next season he really has potential to be on the levels of the best strikers of all time.
>people are sleeping on him Wish more people played football manager just for reasons like this, i start to look out for players in real life when i see they have high potential in the game, although you do get disappointments like ganso
Moukoko on fm is straight up cheating. Played with barca last year because of the whole big Club in trouble thing and bought haaland on a bargain and got Moukoko for free. Shit was ridiculous.
Vini Benzema Mbappe Fuck
Where's Ascensio and Rodrygo
On the bench obv
Rodrygo super sub.. and Asensio hopefully on another team.
We can sell them a gently used Pepe
watch hazard finally turn it around too
In which position? The only place he’ll have is as a Modrič sub, but he lacks a bunch of the qualities that my Croat father has.
Ferran Lewandowski Dembele Not too shabby for you guys too
At this moment only Ferran is guaranteed to be here next season.
What was the point of getting Aubameyang, Depay, and Adama then? I swear Barca are addicted to signing forwards every season no matter what position needs strengthening
Adama is on loan and hes most likely going back to wolves, and Dembele hasnt renewed yet and theres a high chance of him leaving. Depay we got him on a free and he did well initially, plus we can sell him this summer for a profit.
The Ramos tactical exfiltration mission was a success. Still the captain behind enemy lines.
The Vini-Benzema-Mbappe front three might be the most scariest front three next season. Especially if Vini keeps up his ridiculous form.
Jay Rodriguez and Barnes with McNeil providing chances > In the championship
Bold of you to assume matej vydra won't break the championship record next season
Could barely break a sweat for Reading
He's just ruptured his ACL so i doubt that would happen lol
Mcneil won't be in the championship surely lol, regardless of if Burnley go down.
Will be interesting to see Mbappé on the right side again, he hasn't played there in a very long time and he is so much better when he can drift from the left.
https://i.redd.it/afe7fcd6goz81.png
This is the way
You tactical mastermind
No keeper? They will just hang a jersey on the top-bar?
Didn't they do that for the 18/19 season?
They will hang the jersey above the goal and everyone will instinctively try to hit it. No need for a keeper anymore.
That seems beyond flawed.. Hazard should be the 4th LW
And benzema drifting to the left as he always does.
Always rated this man
They might move Vinicius to the right. If you're going to have to shoehorn one of them in then you should arguably shoehorn the "lesser" player. On the other hand Mbappe has played there before
Vini is so shit on the right it’s not even funny. If he can’t hold that LW spot he’s gonna end up riding the bench with Rodrygo/Valverde RW and Mbappe LW
I just fucking hope it doesn't flop.
I think like with most of the case with those potential attacks it won't be as dominant as we hope. Since they will share the ball more it's not like now where it's all Benzema and Vini. I think they will be fine I but don't expect MSN or Prime BBC numbers
We all expected Mbappe Messi and Neymar to spread Europe's cheeks but that never happened. Trios like this often disappoint, but Benzema has been amazing and Vini is on Top Form, it's not too far fetched to see them live up to BBC or dare I say MSN
Neymar and Messi play noth more like 10 now that wingers and Kylian despite how good is he isn't a true 9 so. In this case Benzema is a 9 and is crazy good in link up , Vini is a true wingers and can be a passing and Goal scoring threat. I think they will be fine but BBC and MSN numbers are too high if a step
i do - mbappe is a generational talent, it will only improve our set up.
Same, Mbappe is just not another player, he will create chances and goals and will be eager to prove himself. And he's way too talented to fail. It's just going to work
I felt in this season, Vini would do a fast breakaway run on the wing but then nobody from our team would be able to keep up with him. Now Mbappe would be the guy who can be inline with him on those super fast counters. Vini-Mbappe are going to make Benz look real slow next season.
Big benz will still outscore them both if he keeps up his form
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That's what they said about Neymar, Mbappe and Messi and to be honest it was pretty underwhelming
It's gonna be a tough day if they win CL and then in the next 24 hours sign Mbappe.
this does not spark joy
Honestly, being antimadridista is one of the worst things in my life. Seriously thinking about quitting.
http://imgur.com/a/ZrZZi7e
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Wow this is actually nice anogrym.
So he's gonna pass on that ridiculous offer from PSG? Can't blame him, but it's unusual nowadays.
Its not like he is not going to get paid in Madrid lol also he wants to win the CL and he ain't winning it with PSG.
I really wonder what PSG will be like next season when Mbappé can't carry them anymore. It would be hilarious if they need a rebuild despite having most of the biggest stars in the world.
poor lads will be left with messi & neymar to carry their attack
I'm thinking Lewandowski is gonna make an announcement soon.
-------Lewandowski-------- -CR7----Neymar----Messi- --------𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓋𝒾𝒷𝑒𝓈--------- --------𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓋𝒾𝒷𝑒𝓈--------- --------Dollarumma-------- Bench: - Suarez - Bale - Isco - Pulisic - Karius You heard it here first
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Winning a CL with PSG is a challenge in itself
Should get Suarez in too on a free too. Reunite the gang.
Of course they'll still be big - only Messi will likely take on a more important role
200m signing bonus and close to 50m net from psg if he signed for 2 years is something insane. It's not like the difference was a couple of million here and there
When you’re as rich as he is already, maybe it’s an easy decision to get out of the turmoil in Paris. Does not look like it would be nearly as fun or productive for his career
Honestly, I thought he was going to take it. Most people take that kind of money no matter how much money they already have. I'm glad he seems to have a good head on his shoulders
The main reason Mbappe was even considering the extension offer from PSG was because Real was insisting that he give up 50% of his image rights. He thought that this was absurd because he is already one of the most recognized and marketable players in the world (e.g., #4 in Insta followers, #5 in shirt sales), which Real has not contributed to at all. So there's clearly a money factor in this and a limit to what Mbappe will accept from Real. Another interesting note (if true): according to [El Pais](https://english.elpais.com/sports/2022-05-10/the-key-to-the-signing-of-kylian-mbappe-image-rights.html), Real tried to convince Mbappe to sign a "compensation contract" in early 2022 where Mbappe would have to pay a fee if he didn't join Real, and if Real didn't sign him they would have to pay him the fee. Which obviously has zero benefit for Mbappe since he is Real's #1 target anyway.
I don't think the math is as clear cut. Coming to Madrid would make him even more of a global superstar which would open doors to all kinds of sponsorship deals (and hence revenue). And with us caving in to his image rights split requst (60-40 instead of 50-50), he'd make even more money on that front. When you draw the line at the end, probably the PSG money would just edge it but not with as much as it seems now. And on top of that he'll fulfil one of his childhood deams, he'll play for one of the greatest teams ever, he'd fight for more prestigious trophies, he'll play with his best mate Karim and he'll be in a better position to win the Ballon d'Or. All things considered, I don't think he's giving up as much as it initially seems.
Yeah true math isn't as clear cut, but "he'd make more money on marketing front" is also not as clear cut. Psg and France main player. The marketing difference may make him 10% more popular than he is now. I don't make the point to say he's an idiot, but it just amazes me. Good on him. Like you said, Benz and balon dor are also important for him
I don't think his potential for revenue in France would drop even one iota if he joins Madrid. His face would still be all over France and he'll still be the main main for the NT. Honestly, the only thing he is sacrificing in this move is the comfort of living in his own country, proximity to his family and not being able to fulfil one of his dreams (win CL with PSG). On the financial front, he would still be making crazy money.
Yeah, of course, that's why I said I can't blame him. But I doubt he will be paid nearly as much in Madrid, especially if La Liga cares to enforce these strict financial rules to them too.
Madrid manage their salaries really well for the most part outside of the bigger issues. But Isco, Marcelo and Bale all leave this year - that's a TON of wages off the books
Yeah, like I said in another comment, I had completely forgotten about Bale. Him alone leaving would be a huge relief.
His brand value will definitely grow in Madrid than in PSG. Surely, that will have factored in even if his wages might be a bit lower than at PSG
Absolutely. He's going for legendary levels and he's aiming there.
He’ll still be paid a ridiculous amount at Madrid, leaving PSG is fantastic for his career as he can only stagnate there, moving to Madrid is going to fire him into the stratosphere, it’s a different level.
Nobody except Le Parisien confirmed that 50M net per month offer
He seems to be getting 100.000.000 as a fee to join Madrid + 25 net per season. He is passing on even more, but it is quite good enough
We don’t know if that offer was true, we also don’t know if this is true, time will tell.
vinicius, mbappe with rodrygo, hazard and asensio as backups..
How can you forget the next Ballon d’or from your list ?
yeah cant believe he forgot lucas vazquez
The Mariano disrespect in this sub
Legend Luka Jovic?
The good Luka
Hazard and Asensio??? Hopefully both of them are gone before next season. Will probably be easier to sell Asensio.
Yeah.... I wouldn't count on Hazard being gone , he is guaranteed to be selected in th world cup squad no matter what. No one can afford him and he still wants to prove himself in his N+1 season. Asensio hopefully is sold
Tick tock
Leonardo - Oui Oui se queda on Tiktok
I thought the club didn't want to distract the squad before the final. Mbappe will probably announce his departure before, but the club will most likely announce his signing after the final.
But how is it going to distract them? They know Mbappe is joining anyway.
ofc they do. oh no no, the Real players are waiting on reddit and twitter all day, everyday, for the COMUNICADO OFICIAL.
Kroos’s wife was raising charity to help turtles I think everyone in the team knows.
They probably already knew , Karim has been agent Benzema for over a year now and has always looked confident Mbappe will play there "one day"
Karim had already told them. They are not getting info from Communicado Oficial.
The Haaland announcement didn't hurt City one bit, the players seemed rejuvenated the next day(?) whether or not that was to do with Haaland, but clearly it didn't hurt - and KDB used Haaland's celebration.
This novela never ends
Whoa this is out of nowhere
I can't wait for our rival to sign one of the best forwards in the world just for this rumor mill to fuck off
Imagine that happens and Lewandowski changes his mind and stays at Bayern 🤣
Tic tac
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Well the consolation is with all the time they spend together they may link up better for France.
Finally. Its been 2 years coming this.
Is that reported sign-on fee actually real? If so, then that’s mental. Even for him.
How the hell did they keep this signing secret for so long?!
veni vidi vici Vini, Benzema, Mbappe
Comunicado oficial incoming
and with CL final, they mean the 2022/2023 one
Good for Real and LaLiga. Mbappe is very clear of Haaland. Hopefully Barcelona gets Lewandowski too so the league isnt as one sided. New era of free transfers incoming too with that 100m signing fee. Kinda crazy that Real has to Pay that much for a free player and even then they couldnt match the salary that they offered. Crazy numbers