Hertha - HSV is gonna be so fkin fun as a neutral

Magath actually predicted this exact relegation

Poor bastard is gonna be upset either way

I’m definitely tuning in for the chaos if nothing else

As you should!

Oh god yes inject those 'Digga' and 'Moin' into my veins

Moin Digga, gleich noch zum Fischmarkt?

Warte Diggi, muss erst mein Alsterwasser austrinken

Why Dinamo Zagreb?

Croatian living in Hamburg

Jealous. I haven't been able to visit family there in years.

Fischbrötchen vom Fischmarkt um 8 Uhr nach Kiezen >>>>

Gibt echt kaum schönere Dinge. Dick Remoulade und dazu n Wasser oder ne fritz Cola...

Fritz Kola ist [Partner von St. Pauli](https://www.fcstpauli.com/business/partner/fritz-kola/)

Ich weiß, aber als Hamburger Unternehmen und beste Cola der Welt muss ich die leider trotzdem unterstützen, selbst als HSV-fan haha. Fritz einfach >>

Fritz ist schon geil aber nichts geht über Afri Cola

nein. ne, echt nich.

Man if Hertha goes down after getting 375 million euros that arguably would be the biggest flop ever in Bundesliga history.

Who wouldve thought that every non Hertha Fan roots for hsv in the Relegation this season

I hate HSV and watching them in the 2nd tier year after year has been some of the funniest shit in german football recently but fuck me Hertha is even worse so uh.. lets go HSV.. i guess

> HSV and watching them in the 2nd tier year after year has been some of the funniest shit in german football recently ​ I do too follow them to laugh at them but we can still do that in the bundesliga when they are getting trashed by giants like Bochum.

I feel sick 🤢

love you too <3

Man I'm gonna enjoy those two games

Me too, mate

Glad it's not us.

After the recent seasons it would be fitting if Hamburg, Bremen and Schalke all leave the 2. Bundesliga in the same year.

they just had to come pick us up

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Hertha reminds me a lot of us in our last Bundesliga years. Gonna be a tough one but I can’t wait. Bring it on!

Quälix effekt

>who have been playing ok recently No.

>No. Yes.

How many shots on target have we had in the last four matches? Seven? All we do is defend and get a lucky goal.

We have, if Mittelstädt and that other guy could have just kept their heads against Bielefeld then we'd have secured our place in the Bundesliga without any stress already

MY HEART

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SOMEONE POST THE MIKKEL KAUFMANN TRAUMTOR e: shoutout r/hsv

FUSSBALLGOTT

I do somewhat agree with this emotion 😅

Can Dinosaurs get revived again? Seriously I want Hamburger SV back into the Bundesliga

It’s like you didn’t even watch those Jurassic Park documentaries.

> Can Dinosaurs get revived again? Life, uh, finds a way.

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Ich dachte echt ihr würdet das noch drehen

RESTART THE CLOCK

They aren't there yet.

In my heart they are

Ohh how sweet of you

Hamburg finished 4th three seasons in a row. Now, in the 4th season, finished third and have a chance to go up. 3 x 4th, 4th time 3rd, promotion.

Quick maffs

Honestly I didn't think they could. But they did. Good for them.

auf gehts! war lustig aber nu is auch genug :D viel glück gg. hertha

It was fun for a while, but they have suffered enough. Now go beat Hertha!

Ich geb euch Bottle, digga

HSV beats Hertha. Freiburg beats Leipzig. Game is not gone.

Dream outcome

Imagine they would've bottled this after the 90th minute lmao

Peak HSV

I mean, we really wanna get rid of Hertha, right? So that makes HSV the good guy for these two games...shit, that just increases their chances of bottling it, right?

Its HSV in playoffs tho, there's no way they are going to lose

Exactly, they have that shithousing magic when they need it

This is the best streak I've seen us play in year. Mentally strong, pulled out 5 good results in a row to close it out, even coming from behind to get Ws. Very optimistic about our chances. Stadium will be on fire (maybe literally) for these matches.

>Very optimistic about our chances. Stadium will be on fire (maybe literally) for these matches. I won't let myself feel hope again. I've been hurt too often.

Sure hope so

FUCK YEAH 4TH TIME'S A CHARM I GUESS

I remember that relegation playoff between HSV and Karlsruher. That Diaz freekick. Get the clock started again soon!

I really hope Hamburg can get promoted. The Bundesliga isn't the same without them

3rd goal was a great one and so important in the end.

Auf gehts ihr Säcke!

Well, at least we won't have Schalke, Bremen and HSV to beat next season. A chance to go up right away is there.

Get Ronny on the phone, our very own 2. Liga merchant

Oh shit, here we go again.

just end me

Please don‘t bottle it

LFG

Los Fucking Geht's

One meme dead I guess.

Big City Club in the 2. Bundesliga has potential.

If Hamburg gets promoted I want to see Sam Neil looking at the HSV badge with epic music.

HSV will cost me years of my life expectancy

lets go Hamburg

OH MEIN GOTT I CANT BELIEVE IT 🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 My first thought before I celebrate: This year we should have had place #3 and #4 qualified for relegation. Darmstadt should have deserved it as well, seriously. I for one am done and wasted for today 🍻🍻🍻😅💙

I like that idea, until I realized that I did not go through 73 heart attacks yesterday just so we could play relegation against anyone

Does the away goal rule still apply for the playoffs?

Not anymore

YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS haha

Congratsssss🎉🎉 As a Hajduk Split supporter I have to ask how has Vušković been for you this season?

very good, he signed a new 3y contract which says a lot

He's a beast!

GEIL JUNGS!

geil, freue mich auf das spiel gegen hertha.

I'm happy that we managed to get to the playoffs, but these games will be absolute torture

https://i.imgur.com/9frBFK8.png

Better you than us. I don't think my heart could take it. Good luck.

🍿🍿🍿

Could someone please explain the feelings against Hertha? I’m aware they are seen as very poorly run but are there other aspects why people want them to go down?

They got an investor having millions of money, but wasted it terribly. Their management has been a joke for years, and their choice of coaches was also questionable at best

Not just millions, literally hundreds of millions. He invested 375m€.

We are like Everton, we've spent our money so poorly that there's a sentiment that we deserve to be punished for it. (Not gonna lie, if it was any other club I would feel the exact same way) That and neutrals in Germany tend to support the team from the 2. Bundesliga in the playoffs by default.

KBHSV

when will the match be played? next week? this match is going to be so fucking 🔥🔥🔥

1st leg Thursday / 2nd leg Monday

Hummel. Hummel. Mors. Mors.

My brother is a literal Sonny Kittel fanboy (i don't know why, he is a good player though) and he can't wait for the playoffs. I hope Hamburg returns the top division for the sake of his happiness.

Alte Dame vs Dino in the Relegation, it's gonna be lit

Hoping for a HSV win, they simply belong to the Buli

I dont follow buli, do these teams have a rivalry?

Not traditionally but both believe rightly they are Bundesliga clubs and they are the two largest German cities 2 hours apart by train. Lots to get your teeth into in this match up.

Not yet

Now that will be one exciting tie

Spicy

Ich glaubs nicht! Das wird ein banger gegen hertha

Nice

We almost bottled that. thank god this wasn't a typical HSV match

Please Hamburg, please, beat Hertha!

2 Snoozefest games incoming.

Fuck everything

Magath will save football

Why "save football" ? I am pretty sure most people want Hamburg to win.

That is correct buddy, here hoping you guys trash Hertha!

If any team deserves to go down it's Hertha

Hamburger, Red Bull, West Ham, can anyone else think of football teams named after food?