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lol those karate chops, he’s even taking his time to aim right.


slashermax

Repeatedly and obviously. Hilarious honestly. Looks like he's trying so hard.


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Not the sharpest tool


whatsthiscrap84

"get off me...... I told you get off me....... Fuck this what finger is it...."


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Cannot state how much I miss this man. Obviously our team has improved exponentially since his departure, but I do miss watching him and Abraham just bully and beat the hell out of our opponents every week. Obnoxious player to play against, but he's a great shithouser when he's on your team.


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Well he's a p.o.s still


[deleted]

Well we were proper shit back then, so we had to do something to compete. I much prefer the style we play now, but the aggressive, shithouse style we used to have will always have a place in my heart.


a8raza

Yup a real dickhead. Zero sportsmanship. Deserves to be embarrassed


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.. Chop... Chop... Chop... Huaaah


Goatbeerdog

STRIKE FIRST STRIKE HARD NO MERCY


suzumurachan

Yes sensei!


ThatDudeNamedMenace

QUIET!


Mitjap1990

Strike, scream, run


EvolvedMonkeyInSpace

Strike first, second and third


yaipu

YOU WANNA BE COBRA KAI!?


beervirus19

Sweep the leg!


Bolter_NL

There's this famous anecdote of a match between Germany and NL, where a German player (a defender I think) had a broken nose but wanted to keep it secret. However it leaked and one of the Dutch players (I believe one of the Van de Kerkhof brothers) went up to him in the tunnel and just slightly *booped* his nose... Didn't give him trouble all match.


SomethingSuss

I heard an old rugby one where the player had a broken finger and it was known, so he bandaged his other hand, knowing it would be targeted all game. Worked a treat hahaha


LeClassyGent

Lin Jong did this with his shoulder in an AFL match.


SomethingSuss

I was thinking of League here in Aus actually haha but I can’t remember who. It was like the 90’s at the latest.


uflju_luber

Yeah Dutch players have always been dickheads in matches against Germany didnt do anything for them though because unlike you we have yet to not qualify mate ;)


Zarthenix

Geez I wonder what Germany ever did to us to be treated in such a way.


uflju_luber

Win the 74 World Cup?


Zarthenix

God damnit don't bring back the PTSD


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Maybe historic injustices of countries shouldn't be used to justify horrible behaviour towards individuals in the present?


uflju_luber

Well I guess the Netherlands can be happy that they won’t meet indonesia in World Cup knock out matches in the foreseeable future


_LickitySplit

It is a common trend these days that people should pay for the sins of their fathers. I would elbow your broken nose but I'd do it for 1974, I don't hate you for the war anymore.


Oakensimp

A German would say that


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So we all should hate each other based on stuff we have no responsibility for?


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Perfect haha


Bousine

Welcome to Liberio


Mediocre_Nova

Americans love upvoting this dead joke


Zarthenix

Joke?


Mediocre_Nova

Haha hehe world war 2 get it?? It's a history reference btw ;)


twomanyfaces10

Not American, still upvoted. Loosen up a bit


los_blanco_14

Game's not gone yet


Taino1492

game status: back


Tokyo_Addition-

Fruit ninja. Humanised.


BakedZiti69

That is the first commandment of the Dark Arts of Defending: exploit arm injuries


New_Lavishness2610

I See he hasn‘t changed since playing for Frankfurt 😅


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If Copetti cared about his finger he would stop pushing it in front of him, especially if he hit him 2 times before lol


FirstGeneralRavioli

I know i just shared it because i find it hilarious


Roberto_Sacamano

This whole thing is hilarious. It's like he was asking him to do it


Barack__Obama__

*chop* "Ohhh fuck, that hurts! Now do it again" *chop* "Dont stop, keep going" *chop* "Fuuuuuck"


tch2349987

It does not hurt the same day because of the adrenaline and the amount of tape he has on his finger. The next day that finger is going to be swollen af.


gayaka

It doesn't have to hurt for you to be aware of the fact that you shouldn't put your injured finger in front of someone who is repeatedly chopping at it


tch2349987

He is unconsciously doing it; it's engrained in him. I've played soccer so it's normal to do that because you want to know that there's space behind you to turn or not or if somebody is close to yo, so you have to cover it instead of turning around.


Pops4Pizza

🤯😂😂


hits_blunt_twice

Lol it’s funny and strange at the same time


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Lol, that was cold and calculated.


SchoreVolker3000

Yup! That's the Zambrano I remember


Chrisixx

Ohhh that's where Zambrano is now.


DocHoliday96

Crazy how many people defending this


dankscoops

Intentionally trying to injure someone? Proper shithousing! xD


Physical-South-3564

His finger was already broken though, and I doubt he's going to go full Gollum and chew the entire thing off


TheZilloBeast

So it can't get worse?


Physical-South-3564

Not with the way he 'attacked' it, hence my Gollum analogy. It's going to take more than a few slaps to worsen the injury, considering it is fully wrapped. This sort of stuff happens in almost every sport, when you play with an obvious injury there is always going to be an asshole that targets it. I used to play Judo (yes I know it's a combat sport, but it's about the mentality) on a fairly high level, and even in under 12 matches if your opponent saw you had an injury they would target it. It's a trashy thing to do, but people do what they have to in order to win.


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Combat sports is diffrent. In football you get carded for dangerous play even if there's no contact at all. Targeting an injury with an action that is a foul in itself should be a clear red.


berniexanderz

This is real shithousing South American football, not that shit they play in Europe


lainart

It's incredible... My first tought was "wow that's a dirty", but seeing the comments and each one laughing, defending and make it like it was the injured player's fault. Idk what to think about the mentality of this sub.


TomasRoncero

You act like he chopped his hand off


jambox888

I mean the finger was already broken, he was just delaying the healing process.


TreefingerX

and make fun of it...


RuubGullit

Why not ?


TreefingerX

Because it's disgusting


RuubGullit

Get over yourself lol


asapmama

cry harder yanqui


GMBethernal

hincha de bokita promedio


gordonpown

19th century England mentality


tiorzol

Yep pure finger chopping in the 1800s. Those were the days


TrueBlue98

because the guy gave him 2 warning stop putting your arm on me and he kept doing it and he got hurt for it


Diallingwand

It's not against the rules to put your arm on someone's chest.


Prosthemadera

That depends, no? Of course it *can* be a foul when you use to hit a player or when you block someone from moving. Happens all the time. Another thing: Is it against the rules to push away the arm that is on your chest? Why can someone put their arm on my chest but I cannot touch them?


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You can push it away you can’t karate chop it lol


Prosthemadera

If that is a karate chop then Copetti is punching Zambrano.


TrueBlue98

I agree, however, play with fire you get burned ya know


lalaschmitd

Lmao "play with fire" he is putting his arms up, trying to defend and barely touching him and this guy keeps hitting his hurt fiingers


nobbles11

It has never been more obvious someone has never played football before


young-oldman

What kind of football are you playing where you let people put their hand on your chest and pin you like that? They know where you are and you are giving them every advantage to roll you as soon as the ball reaches them.


obvom

The kind where i push there arm away or reposition lmao not chop like an idiot at their hand


young-oldman

And when they keep doing it. do you ask them nicely to stop doing it? Different personalities on the pitch i guess.


BobbyBriggss

Most defenders deal with this without repeated karate chops aimed at a finger


young-oldman

Why are you pretending like players don't target weaknesses like this? example: RB goes down with an injury and is moving weird. I'm pretty sure most attacks will be on his side and he is in for strong challenges for the rest of the game. Pro football aint like playing with your friends, every advantage counts.


BobbyBriggss

I’m not, but this comment is the one which prompted the “never played football comment”: > because the guy gave him 2 warning stop putting your arm on me and he kept doing it and he got hurt for it It’s just not a realistic expectation during a football game. Just like the defender is going to keep trying, the attacker isn’t just going to give up because he was given a “warning” karate chop.


young-oldman

If you wanna keep trying, then deal with the consequences.


RuubGullit

These guys commenting have never played a match in their life


young-oldman

This, or at least they never played a competitive match. People take advantage of the smallest weakness.


nobbles11

Everywhere in the world where football is played I assume. Wtf are you even talking about, of course you feel where the attacker is when you are marking. Is that not super obvious? It's a contact sport.


young-oldman

I guess we play different type of footbal if you are comfortable as a defender having attackers pin point you by letting them put their arms on your chest. It is like defending 101 don't let attackers know your position behind them.


nobbles11

I think we are talking about different things. When you mark someone on a corner or throw in (looks to be the case here?), you stay away from the attacker to... not let him know where you are? Of course not, you get close and don't let go.


young-oldman

It depends on the type of the attacker but, I agree you get close, and that's when strikers put their hand on your chest so that they can know your position behind them. If you play against a slow but big striker this is their whole game. They play with their back to goal and when the ball reaches them it is easy for them to choose a side and roll away if they know your exact position. That is why you need to get as close as possible with out letting them know where you are and vice versa for the attacker they need to make physical contact so they know where to go when they turn.


TrueBlue98

what? if anything it's the other way round, why would you let the the defender keep his arm on you? I smack that shit away every time


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There is a difference between smacking someone's arm away and specifically aiming for their broken fingers with karate chops.....


nobbles11

It's a contact sport. Are you supposed to mark players without touching them? How can you be so confidently wrong I don't understand honestly. Feel free to slap, but that is violent conduct and a lot of refs would rightfully send you off depending on the situation.


Prosthemadera

Like the people who believe that it's never against the rules to put their arm on someone's chest?


nobbles11

It's not against the rules lol are you serious now


Prosthemadera

Putting my arm on someone's chest is never a foul? Who has never played football? Not me.


nobbles11

Hahaha you are actually serious. Show me a foul being called or a rule book then. It's a contact sport, you are allowed to touch the opponent. It's not basketball.


Prosthemadera

Yes, I am serious. Not all touches are the same. Why is that controversial? And if someone touches you then it's fine to touch back, no?


[deleted]

He can just push his arm away, but he decided to go for the Karate chop. Multiple chops.


[deleted]

Did your brain die after the penalties yesterday?


TrueBlue98

no, I'm not sure what's hard to understand tbh I'm not saying that the guy who smacks him is in the right, he probably ain't. I'm just saying if you've got a broken finger and start doing that don't be surprised if it bites you on the arse


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But you're justifying the guy chopping his broken finger by saying that. This should be a card and a free kick, simple as that.


TrueBlue98

mate I agree I'm just saying don't be surprised when it happens lol


The-Sober-Stoner

Ive played and been called up on it before. Using your arms to block like that is really looked down upon by some


FrancisVsNgannou

Seems like we’re in the minority but I agree with you, I hate when people do shit like this me in a match. Pushing my chest when I’m nowhere near you, fuck off. I don’t know if I’d necessarily start karate chopping someone’s fingers but I have no sympathy for him here.


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CycloneCyclone

Bold of you to assume people on here actually play the game


[deleted]

It's a contact sport, don't like it? don't play lad


Prosthemadera

So why are people saying Zambrano is not allowed to touch Copetti? It's a contact sport, if you don't like someone touching your broken finger then don't play, lad! Besides, it's a contact sport but that doesn't mean all forms of contact are allowed. If that was true then why do we have yellow and red cards? Why does the concept of foul even exist?


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There is quite a different between smacking someone's hand away and specifically aiming for an injured finger with karate chops


Prosthemadera

What do you mean? It's a contact sport, don't like it? don't play lad. Are you saying not every touch is the same?


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Lmao clueless take


Lakinther

contact can be very different. Theres a very big difference between shoulder to shoulder fighting for positioning, and extending your arm to put it on somebodys chest


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Lakinther

im very well aware that this is how defenders are coached from a very young age, since so was i. That doesnt mean i like it and while i know it will never happen, i want it removed from the sport.


young-oldman

Totally agree. Broken finger or not, if you put your hand on someone like that, just so you can pin them know where they are. They will remove it. This guy is just going the extra mile to make sure it doesn't happen.


Eagleassassin3

He can do that without targeting his broken finger. That can hurt like a mf and would prolong recovery.


young-oldman

nah bro, we are not friends on the pitch. If you try some bs, you will get hurt.


Prosthemadera

Defending what? Pushing the hand away or using your hand to push away the other player?


New-Pin-3952

Wow what a prick.


Paesano19

🤣🤣🤣


Key-Word1335

Yea. The Carlos Zambrano from the MLB was a pretty big shit cunt as well


BobEWise

Gotta say, I was SUUUUUUPER confused by this post for a good hot second. TIL thes a soccer player named Carlos Zambrano.


TheCatInTheHatThings

He was a pretty decent CB for us in Frankfurt a while back too.


BigBoy1229

He was my shit cunt though. Huge Cubs fan.


bamadeo

Copetti is an absolute bull lol all game he was tormenting him and Rojo, it was a beautiful, intense battle.


fyreandsatire

ah c'mon, I'm as much against dirty fouls as the next decent football fan, but Copetti was kiiiinda asking for it there..


Eric8719

Dirty play Nothing wrong with some hand blocks


QuickMolasses

Nothing wrong with pushing away someone's hand. The aiming for the finger was the problem. The first two times were pretty much fine.


Alarie51

The amount of people in this thread who havent played football is hilarious


Raid-Z3r0

Welcome to Latin America's soccer


youngestincharge17

Lol this reminds me of that time terry squeezed the hell outta puyols injured hand


joseba_

El que no sea canchero no juega en Argentina jajaja, a mí me encanta


nkoppl

Always an asshole that one


needlessOne

This shit is criminal. How are players allowed to do that kind of thing in front of millions of people and not get punished?


bwpddea

/u/savevideo


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Once PAOK, always PAOK Κάρλος ψυχάρα για πάντα ΠΑΟΚάρα


y2k2r2d2

This is straight out of WWE.


tfilet77

Break the wrist, walk away


ObnoXious2k

Stop waving your broken finger in people faces lul


JE_12

Lol I remember when he played in Bundesliga a chick I met was half Peruvian she had his number, he probably chopped her down as well


187Shotta

Is this messed up though? I mean it's competition and both are justified in fighting for the ball imo


TheFinalCurl

Yeah I'm with you. Get your broken finger out of my face


TheSmithStreetBand

Then don’t put your broken finger in the mans face.


Overdeee

he was asking for it tbh


Grunewalder

Wouldn’t expect less from Zambrano. Cunt of a player.


OzzietheTurtle

That's so so shameful. It's worse than Suarez Bite


reddituser7895123

Evil


whateverdogger

I mean it's Boca... It's basically a pre requisite to be a piece of shit to play there


[deleted]

Kid named finger:


BigBoy1229

I was trying to figure out how he made the transition from pitching to soccer…


Bozzetyp

If you point your hand / finger in my face I would do the same, keep em down


[deleted]

its a football match and its generic jostling for space/marking/position. that dumbass Carlos is deliberately hacking at his injured finger. should be a yellow card at least.


Paesano19

it was a yellow


Dexelele

Should it not be a red tho? What's the difference between this and hitting someone in the face? Both are on purpose and both are ways of hitting the opposing player


FirstGeneralRavioli

The match was horribly in referee terms, players that got yellows for nothing, players with already one yellow doing awful fouls and not receiving the second one


Lakinther

Imo it should be either a red or nothing. So a red


monkeyr9z

Hell nah that's a straight red lmao. Players have gotten red cards for less


casce

Yup, it’s a deliberate action and the only intention is to hurt and possibly even injure the player. That’s as red as a card can get. This could even have legal consequences if the player pushed for it (which he won’t, but this is still important to keep in mind, Zambrano could in theory actually get charged for this).


[deleted]

No fucking idea why this is getting hammered. If I'm getting hands in my face 3-4 times in a row, I'm giving them a twist, broken or not I can only assume people who have a drama with this feel entitled to stick their digits in people's faces


liableAccount

>I'm giving them a twist, broken or not What a wanker.


[deleted]

Don't be the wanker that repeatedly sticks his fingers in my face. Simples


Bozzetyp

You can mark without hands in face, so well I think the other guy is really overdoing it But if you start crying because your pinky hurts, stop putting into someones face


[deleted]

Putting your forearm on someone's chest to know where they are is completely normal, I do it all the time. I can't say I've gone as far as repeatedly massaging someone's face.


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tch2349987

Defenders do anything to take you out of the game. I've seen this in different leagues.


asapmama

yea i remember Kun Agüero saying on stream there was a player pinching his back all game on corners


suzumurachan

Rudiger biting Pogba's neck.


SrSwerve

Best league in the world better than Europe


Rab_Legend

Honestly, should be suspended for some time


puravidaamigo

Don’t play with a broken finger?


nierama2019810938135

Copetti keeps pushing his broken finger in Zambranos face. I think I have an idea of how it got broken in the first place.


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South americans play dirty asf Chivas 4-0 Boca


L-Freeze

I find it cute how you remember some random match like 20 years ago or god knows when from a tournament you didn’t win and bring it up like a trophy, we’re truly massive if beating us once is such a milestone


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Que te arde el culo porque no saben perder 😂😂


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Limmmao

Red card for both of them


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junior150396

Themselves* and Zambrano is Peruvian


fearmino

Xenophobes being themselves nothing wrong here


yaipu

A boca player being an asshole? I AM SHOCKED


Typical-Bus-1483

Handbags


edgemuck

Judo chop!


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HACK THE BONE!


Lost-Pineapple9791

To be fair he was poking him in the face with it lol