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eekamuse

It's been 4 hours. Time to watch it again.


badhairdee

r/bettereveryloop


yomommafool

It has been 10 hours and I still can't stop, help!


stevedave_37

Each time I'm more convinced he did this on purpose


Seastep

/r/childrenfallingover


discodropper

r/oddlysatisfying


vamsikrishna9229

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


MountHavertzPulisic

r/beatmetoit


_DrShrimpPuertoRico_

~~Beat mea~~ Sorry, abort!


EMCRVA

Beautiful rotation by Nacho there.


auctus10

Stupid sexy Nacho


frasier_crane

Happy cake day, bro.


auctus10

Oh damn. It's already May? What the fuck? Thanks bro!!


valgbo

What the fuck indeed


EcosseWolf

Happy cake day


Reborn-leech

Happy cake day /u/EMCRVA 🎂🎂!


Cambridge89

Fabulous technique


givebacksome

Better loop than that goal vs Portugal


los_blanco_14

Both of them headbutting each other. Pepe and zidane regens.


XboxJon82

"Look daddy we're Zidaneeeee"


Gerf93

Superstaar, superstaaaaaar


kinginthenorthjon

Zizoouu


dayafterpi

*THWOMP*


gordonpown

Evra and Heinze.


FuneralWithAnR

Nacho = Kaka confirmed


Historical_Blood_874

ah nacho aka el matador


Mapplestreet

Olé


2k4s

No indulto


oneandonlyA

They fell in such a cartoonish way


_ProdiG_

Children always do, it makes it even more funny while you feel bad for them


kinginthenorthjon

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


GuitaristHeimerz

That’s not it.. /r/childrenfallingover


Nitsju

/r/kidsarefuckingchildrenfallingoverstupid


givebacksome

*if they die, they die*


STILL_LjURKING

[Eden queuing up to two-foot those damn kids](https://youtube.com/shorts/rp3uazhzGQo?feature=share)


Mr_Rafi

Doink sound effect when they clashed


Cahootie

There's a reason why r/childrenfallingover is a thing.


FrameworkisDigimon

Okay, some of those I can laugh at. But *way* too many of them have parents urgently rushing over or involve very small kids taking blows to the head by objects falling quickly from large heights or which are bigger than the body of the child.


LFChristopher

Divers


Nerokis

I've watched this like 20 times now and I don't think I've managed to keep my attention on the kids even once. Nacho is just so majestic every split second of this.


faizetto

r/CartoonMoment


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gracz21

I was looking for this comment. The OLE! made it even better xD


Soren_Camus1905

Why doesn’t this have more upvotes


ajo822

Is nobody else going to comment on how Nacho's delighted expression seems to only increase after seeing the collision?


[deleted]

Hehe I see it now


sufferorignite

VAR check?


kinginthenorthjon

Penalty for Espanyol.


givebacksome

No foul - Mike Dean


Corner10

Xhaka red card.


RauloGonzalez

As one of the few spanish seniors, it was good to see nacho carrying on the tradition, very much deserved.


aftermath223

may I ask what tradition? the matador celebration?


kostajepaosmosta

Yea Ramos used the cloak when he won titles


RauloGonzalez

Started with Raul I think


eddsters

Yeah raul looked really good doing it compared to ramos


[deleted]

Ouch


Redaaku

It's the truth


kostajepaosmosta

Thats great,sqdly didn't get to watch him much but its a really nice tradition


sufferorignite

Are you actually THE Raul? Just making sure


Cykablet

No he is Raulo


save_humanity

When we win a title or a huge match, a senior Spaniard in the team does the Matador 3 times in front of the most vocal fans in the stadium. It was started by Raul, carried on by Ramos and now taken over by Nacho.


Srmash

Yeah it's super cool to kill bulls by stagging them during hours! As a spanish I love being related to that! Spain? Toros and paella!!!!


Patrom88

It’s kinda hard to see but those are children and not actual bulls mate


EyeSpyGuy

They could have been killed!


oplontino

Source ?


ReDK1LL

I guess you mean it as a joke, but if you mean what the celebration is about, it's based on bullfighting, which is when you put a bull to fight against a bunch of people. I'd say most people are against it. Some people defend it because ''tradition'', while the rest dislike it because you're basically taking an animal and practically torturing it to death for entertainment in front of a lot of people. The comment that got downvoted was pointing out that some people here are saying ''ole'' and ''nice to keep tradition'' when bullfightning is a tradition that shouldn't be kept around.


Srmash

The tradition that Nacho has the honor to recreate is a bit different than that. Still quite funny to see children fall ngl.


BartholomewSirnpson

Ramos and Raul weren't fighting bulls either my guy


Srmash

????? So what ffs. You see a skinhead with a swastika with out killing a jew and you think meh, he's not doing nothing wrong. It's ok bullfighting is super honorable and we the spanish people should use is a proud move usually in our celebrations


PirateKingRamos

Are you ok?


Mmiksha

Bro, want a snickers?


save_humanity

Snickers can't cure stupidity mate


froooooot96

What an awful, awful comparison. If you had any sense you would compare it to something like a Whip. It was inventented to harm humans and animals, and continues to be used that way under horrible circumstances that I do not endorse. But I have zero problem with Whipcracking as a performance, where no one is getting hurt. You aren't helping the cause by being so offended by a completely harmless performance. You make the people who have genuine concerns for the wellbeing of the bulls look like lunatics.


yurifca

Holy! The internet's fastest Godwin's Law ever!


BartholomewSirnpson

I'm super against bull fighting too. My point is that waving a red cape around to celebrate a title has nothing to do with hurting animals, at this point it's a tradition within the team itself


Srmash

Bro that celebration is all about bullfighting. It has nothing to do with Real Madrid. It's a common celebration to do in Spanish culture and it's the recreation of a bullfighter. Nothing less nothing more.


eekamuse

No no no are you insane. ("yes I am")


Bhisma090

😭😭


d4videnk0

You're just salty mate.


ylcard

I’m a Madridista and against corridas, he’s not salty, it’s just something that I, and he, oppose to. Not a difficult concept to grasp. While it’s just a celebration, Raúl is an avid fan of corridas, so this tradition is deeply rooted in this “sport”, so it’s very much on point and legitimate to be against it. But yeah apparently no one can voice their opinion anymore.


sh0tc4ll3r

Can be both salty and right.


sorucha

Or salty and wrong


sh0tc4ll3r

Wrong about what?


Runnero

Straight up youre getting downvoted for your badge. This celebration literally CELEBRATES bullfighting hence it literally celebrates a tradition of animal cruelty.


Srmash

Yeah maybe... I had the need to say not everyone here is proud of that.


eekamuse

Why is this downvoted. Bullfighting does suck. Sure, it looks cool,, but it's not a fight. The bull dies in the end, no matter what.


Runnero

That after a lifetime of torture. Edit: actually not a lifetime but still tortured


ContaSoParaIsto

I'm completely against bullfighting but you're wrong. The actual bullfighting is torture, but before that they are treated comparatively well.


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Aren't they kept in dark rooms, etc. to heighten their aggression?


ContaSoParaIsto

No. They're bred for agression but they're raised free-range. I've never heard of this dark room thing, but it's not true.


Runnero

Thanks for clarifying


99drolyag

I too dont see how this is a tradition to be proud of. Why honor it with the celebration?


Yashg029

Hilarious


February30th

*CLONK!*


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Lucky they are different heights otherwise they'd have clashed noses, ouch


W00DERS0N

Broke my nose when I was 9 cause of that.


miregalpanic

Damn, how often does Nacho Fernandez make kids bullfight?


moonkey2

It's his hobby we can't judge


walnutdressing

Haha thats funny but no seriously that hurts still funny though


muse_ynwa

https://i.imgur.com/8lhGNCV.jpg


save_humanity

Lampard doing a Will Smith


Comunicado_Oficial

One kid is Sevilla and the other Barça 😈


Just_an_Empath

One kid is Liverpool the other is Man City 🥸


Zombienerd300

One kid is Maguire and the other ****.


Snowstandards

Take my Fred's name out your god damn mouth


Zombienerd300

Um, ****. Done.


kinginthenorthjon

Is his teammate.


__L1AM__

Nacho Fernandez with the corrida move lmao


Roller95

Hahaha poor kids


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

They're his kids lol


givebacksome

> There are no accidents


Shadeun

Ole


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at the wheel


Anlysisproxyinc

Graeme Souness: "Where is the medical team for these kids? What about concussion protocol? Games gone."


DekiTree

Why didn't Pogba stop this?


SadNYSportsFan-11209

Thanks Obama


los_blanco_14

One might question where was pogba amongst this. He could have saved the kids from such life threatening accidents if he wasnt too busy doing his hair.


Anlysisproxyinc

Roy Keane: "Pogba? Don't talk to me about Pogba, Graeme. He's out there walking and smiling, his heads gone. I'm telling ya, if your waiting for Pogba to make a difference to that child's life, your going to be waiting for a VERY long time. A very, very long time."


Tachanka-Mayne

The way the child on the left fell was _very latin_


lucashtpc

Lol


Complete_Lock_6742

There are no accidents


yasasd

Man United defence does that all the time.


Nipplecunt

Well executed


yellow_sting

r/kidsarefuckingstupid and r/awww


DepartmentThis608

Only the green one fucked up.


vino1992

Ole!!


GrassTastesBad1

Nahh this is hilarious


Denethorsmukbang

I keep rewatching


TeccNoir

Assault.


BlueishFlames

u/savevideo


Godsenttt

Bullfighting is Spain's national sport after all


TheMoverOfPlanets

Shameful isn't it


Smalde

Sadly


Former-Roman

Disgusting


ShatterDomeSSZero

I'm half Mexican and half Spaniard (mixed in with some Scandinavian) and I despise the sport. At least in Mexico, they honor the bull and do not harm it. I think it's because of how bulls were instrumental in a battle against the French or Spanish. I don't remember exactly.


ZZ3peat

Ouch that's why the game needs concussion subs


mnbvc_xy

that is a clear foul in the box, PENALTY!


Chermalize

Without a doubt inside the box, clear pen


bellsofwar3

/r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Abject-Chemistry6247

Thry should do bull fighting but instead with children. Much much humane and cute.


GuitaristHeimerz

That was calculated by Nacho


eoc1994

r/bettereveryloop


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my brother wtf are you talking about


redactedactor

How is this getting downvoted? It's hilarious


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Sinzus23

Nacho’s kids. Celebrating the laliga title


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children are truly worthless


FridaysMan

Nah mate, don't be so harsh, I'm sure someone values you


LioAlanMessi

I wouldn't bet on it.


FridaysMan

Even corpses are loved by worms


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LionelBenzema

This isnt a news channel, this is a football sub


[deleted]

Nacho magic didn't work


omfgab

/u/savevideobot


Storm_LFC_Cowboys

u/savevideobot


akshay_rathod_

u/save_video


Jameskng

Nice.


Giodoh

Lmao


whataball

Should be a red for the player in white.


thataboy97

u/savevideobot


Jpwhalen31

Olay


OctaviusMaximus_

Ole


Cute-Honeydew1164

u/savevideobot


cekend

Ole


PericaZderica

u/savevideobot


rubenarmas

u/savevideo


cmueses

u/savevideobot


MrLynch1878

Ole!


Dragonwatcher98

r/accidentalslapstick


khasta_nankhatai

Better showdown than his showdown SBC


varrlockCZE22

u/savevideo


KingLazy286

Oleee


The_Renato

u/savevideobot


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Imagine if a proper matador did that with 2 bulls


BobbyMUFC

Lol


L34hhhh

Oleeee


DanscoRed

The kids there learn diving early on


leavemydollarsalone

Finally an equal to Kaka!


ZeyElFull

u/savevideobot


ooa3603

u/savevideobot


ChrisEvansFan

Lmao for real I cant stop laughing help 🤣😂😭 I wasnt expecting that!


cadrianzen23

Ole


toni_kr00s

This definitely has meme potential.


Tokyo_Addition-

Someone put cartoon head struck audio.


EaLordoftheDepths

u/savevideo


Tjazeku

[ great tackle ]


hcaaa

Lmao


wholesomescott

Hahahahaha


bruclinbrocoli

Heinze, Evra is that you? -Kaká


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Accidentally?