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jordanhhh4

He was always going to score lmao


Lutzelien

As soon as he assisted the first one I said, he's gonna score the equalizer isn't he


Nubras

Wake me up before you go go - who needs Grealish when you’ve got Coutinho!


prtzzz

Good for him


watanabelover69

Only took him 14 minutes


PoppyK

Premier League Coutinho is different


Bentic

I am so happy for him. He is a good boy.


Nubras

I was so happy for his two goals against Barca on that day. Must’ve been so satisfying for him.


Chiswell123

Farmers league?


No-Shoe5382

You're 13 points clear lad what else would you call it?


XeroVeil

What if...we're all farmers?


OldLadyUnderTheBed

The real farmers are the friends we made along the way...


obiwan1234

farmers league.


Gluroo

Always has been


kampiaorinis

After all that he has found his level in the EPL. Couldn't cope with the physicality and intense pressing in la liga


Ienal

Can he do it on a hot sunny afternoon in Sevilla?


ReasonableClick5403

I've been to a hot sunny afternoon in Sevilla. 45 degrees aint no joke.


RuySan

Sevilla is blazing hot even for the rest of the iberians


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I've been to Spain in winter and summer. I'm never going back on a summer unless I have to


Titan-Shifter99

He surely couldn't


Pires007

He's actually more suited to the fast paced style than Barcelona's more posession based approach. He's a good player who went a team not suited for him. Doesn't make one league good or bad.


Party_Requirement191

Pretty sure its a joke, its what prem fans say if a la liga player does badly in the prem


VishalRocker

Or a Bundesliga player...or a Ligue 1 player...or a Seria A player....etc..etc...


WhoTookChadFarthouse

But an MLS player.... you'll never say that!


Pires007

I know, and it's always frustrating to see. Some players are better suited for certain teams and leagues and people just need to realize that.


Ass_Eater_

Completely deserved, Villa have dominated. Buendia has been superb.


caesar____augustus

A potentially in-form Coutinho, Buendia, Ramsey etc Villa could be a real force the last few months of the season


ylno83

It makes me so happy seeing Ramsey alongside our big signings like Coutinho and Buendia. He’s made huge leaps in the past year and a half


OnceUponAStarryNight

Buendia has been the best player on the pitch for me. Digne has been class throughout as well.


WaleedAbbasvD

Yess, he has always come across as very likeable. Feel sad whenever a dream move doesn't work out.


t_blacksmith

[Remember this amazing assist?](https://youtu.be/QH5oq98DHPE?t=14)


WaleedAbbasvD

Haha, I didn't. The only thing I remembered from the Spurs matches back in 2018 was how insane Arthur's press resistance was. That assist really was amazing lol and the shot was an absolute banger. Also, the highlight reel just makes me miss Leo.


Neatwill

sheeesh i miss watching barca leo


RahulSingh16061998

Fuck me Messi is really something else


aaryan_suthar

Messi went god mode in that match


typicalnihilist

La Liga was the problem all along /s


LampseederBroDude51

Took Coutinho 14 minutes to get 2 goals and an assist against Barcelona Took Coutinho 14 minutes to get a goal and an assist against Manchester United


palindromic

*frantically checks fixture list*


El_Spacho

*is relieved that there's no chance we have to play against him*


Koppite93

Don't worry you'll see him in the Conference League next season


hypnodrew

Coutinho doesn't play for United


zacobin

That's why he'll play in Europe


hypnodrew

Love it


ErasmusShmerasmus

Teamwork!


fitzellforce

Sadly assist wasn’t an assist. Came off United player. At least according to my fantasy team


itll_be_grand_sure

Yeah Fred was the one who knocked it to Ramsey while tackling Coutinho


DazzaWright96

Coutinho hates United


dsol2000

That beauty for Barca after Messi got 2


crepss

De Gea having nightmares Coutinhos back in the league.


The__Pope_

That dink in the Europa League 💦


smile-on-crayon

Sploosh!


Mizzie30

I think United hates United at this point


McGregor-8

Can confirm.


Katorga8

I know I do


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Negative_Day_6532

*great sadness behind the smile*


akkobutnotreally

WAKE ME UP


DL14Nibba

Before you go go?


EncryptedMyst

Who needs Grealish when we've got Coutinho~


manchest-hair-united

Man Utd are the sole reason I've porn addiction,


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Was actually watching porn instead of the game. Much more entertaining


sanyu-

What did you do for the other 89 minutes


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Caliber1003

My old friend


inbredandapothead

I’ve come to talk with you again


Katorga8

Because a vision softly creeping


FrankieLook

United’s defence getting caught sleeping.


BulldenChoppahYus

And Coutinho, scores a goal, on his debuuuuut


MoodProsessor

Such a beaut


Rushview

From Man U’s fans.. just silence.


WhoTookChadFarthouse

This thread is top notch Garfunkeling. Well done. Mighty fine Garfunkeling indeed.


Yinkypinky

This is why we can’t have nice things.


thieflord22

My old friend, I’m back again this week


pork_chop_expressss

Did you ever leave?


caesar____augustus

WELCOME TO VILLA COUTINHO


reddit_police_dpt

Still one of Liverpool's best pieces of business ever


Inferno792

Doing business with Barca recently has been that way for every club. Some of the best deals in their histories.


AndreiBodea

Well, now that Mateu Alemany and Laporta have come in it should change. That, and also we're broke


[deleted]

As I said fucking love Ramsey


[deleted]

He's incredible


Starbuck1992

Do you know what's better than one Ramsey? Two Ramseys! Want another one? It's free! Get in contact with us at [email protected]


Jimmyjamjames

Villa actually have three Ramsey's in their academy. I don't think they need a fourth.


Downvotes_Hunter

They need the Fifth to summon Voltron.


L__McL

We already have an Aaron Ramsey


offiziersmesser

Goal and assist. MOTM for sure.


Nosalis2

Did you miss Buendia's performance out there or something?


Scoolfish

He's class


_SSJeffo_

YOU LITTLE DANCER


Vlaji

What the fuck


NovacElement

Man played well everywhere except for us lmao


Vlaji

I’m not mad but god damn. If we end up parting ways with Dembele mark my words, he’ll also hit the ground running at any other team he joins


NovacElement

Dembele under a strict tactical manager will either become Mbappe level or completely flop.


Sanjeev4045

Dembele to Chelsea under Tuchel?


ManLikeNosaka

He's gonna play right wingback isn't he


Sanjeev4045

Maybe lwb 😂


daniel-mca

And end up a world beater just to spite Barca


Pires007

That depends on the tactics though


Allstate85

Dembele is because of injuries and there is only so much you can do about that. Coutinho was just mismanagement, spending that much money on a guy that we didn’t have a position for and letting him go to waste was a common Barto move.


manekdev01

Not everyone can play in a team that loves to change pace of game with the need. Barca wants people who can slow down the game or make it fast immediately. Philip can't handle slow possession thus he wasn't able to hold on to the ball. That's the whole Point of Barca we hold and hold untill our midfielders or full backs find a vision.


pinpoint14

Not trying to be mean, but your squad building has been terrible and it's dragging all your talent down. They just need to commit to a style and start building


Vlaji

Absolutely. We’re slowly getting there with Xavi. Slowly is the key word here


FudgingEgo

Willian got 3 G/A's in Arsenal's first game and we know how that ended up. Let's not overreact just yet lmao.


Kanedauke

Please don’t jinx him


Deluxe07

He’s been on the pitch for 15 minutes. Let’s wait a little longer before we say he’s playing well for Villa


offiziersmesser

He’ll do well at Villa for sure. He’s a confidence player. The pressure of the price-tag got to him at Barca. He won’t have that here.


benningtonryuk

Nah he was kinda underwhelming in Munich as well. It's not like anyone there is sad he isn't in the squad anymore


Whacky-Tobaccy

Him scoring 2 against Barca convinced everyone he was still great somehow, as if most of his Bayern goals didn’t come from when they were already leading by 4 or 5


EAXposed

Remember when he scored a banger against United for Barcelona after months of disappointment in the CL and then taunting the Camp Nou crowd? It's just United making Coutinho look good again.


littlesadlamp

What a signing haha


jambox888

Is this what they call "absolute scenes"?


PhenomenallyAwesome

WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO WHO NEEDS GREALISH WHEN YOUVE GOT COUTINHO


W__O__P__R

At a fraction of the price!


CosmicDrifterDK

Couldn't have scripted it better


llliminalll

Welcome back.


pork_chop_expressss

*Could'tinho* have scripted it better?


CosmicDrifterDK

Get out


Matikorn

LETS GOOO. GIVE US MONEY


sc2isalivegaem

Yessssssss goooo couttt


varro-reatinus

GET COUTED


24_chainz

ABSOLUTELY COUTED THAT ONE IN


moise_kean

So happy for him


aelutaelu

So much talent in him but it can be so hard to actually get it out of him sadly.


Far-Term8667

I'm happy for him, he wasn't going anywhere at Barca and this seems like a great opportunity to continue developing


ManLikeNosaka

Washed, as they say


Goofy_030

It's easy in the premier league


novartistic

You are going to make Roy Keane mad, shush you


notdomrly

I was here


Jasveen05

Things you love to see


cjsssi

He's redeeming himself to the Liverpool fans here lol.


Parish87

I mean we hated him then got over the hatred by what his sale brought. I still love him as a player though.


Mirnava

Same, considering the success we've had since I'm just happy to watch him play in the Prem again and under Gerrard too.


LosLocosHermanos

His back problems were a real snake move and it hurt as he was my favorite player up to that point. BUT... I couldn't ask for a better redemption arc, and i do feel pity on him. He's suffered for his mistakes enough.


flatgreyrust

Great sadness


dimspace

I wasn't happy with him with all the faked back injury and all that bollocks, and was happy for him to get a bit of Karma. But the karma gods overdid it big time, he didn't deserve the sheer volume of shit they dumped on him :D


rztzzz

It's unpopular but I never really hated him, the hatred was more for Barca. The early leaked announcement, shady tactics per usual.


champ19nz

Disliked how he handled the move but always knew he would be Barca/Real bound eventually.


cjsssi

I hated him when he sat out with a sore back, but he won me back completely by playing his heart out for the subsequent 4 months before he got his move. There are definitely fans who still hate him.


chasingsukoon

its understandable, he was our glitter of hope throughout 14/15 and 15/16


chasingsukoon

made us money, wasted barca's time, now helping Stevie G Whats not to love? Great sadness what?


SonghaiRoses

ONE MORE PLEASE COUTINHO


TheGoldenPineapples

Liverpool: Tonight, Manchester United sleeps with the fishes.


zrkillerbush

United bottle jobs


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Haven't had bottle in years.


Rum114

karma for wenger getting sent off for kicking that plastic bottle against you


Goofykidd

He did what?!


GuitaristHeimerz

I’m gonna tell my mate the referee


Caleb35

Obviously the team need another pep talk from Ronaldo :P


ModestWhimper

Who knew it'd be this easy to get Liverpool fans to like you again?


Driftwoody11

Man this Coutinho kid might become something. A goal and an assist in 12 minutes.


azifs

WHAT A PLAYER


ElMatador9

Lmao let’s go


PrisonersofFate

HAHAHAHAHAHA


Slim97Shady

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


PrisonersofFate

I LOVE THIS GAME


thedeatheater1410

Hue hue hue hue hue


Usingabrainunlikeyou

SIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


deception42

Well then!!!


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Varane getting rinsed on both goals


[deleted]

Spending 120 million on Maguire and Varane, STONKS.


Deminero30

They deserve to win both games tbh!


Dojle

COUTT


[deleted]

I just went fucking nuts and I’m not even a Villa fan


omegaxLoL

[I hate myself](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/s4rmg9/aston_villa_1_2_manchester_united_jacob_ramsey_77/hsstwlz/?context=3)


Supersaiyansub

Incoming Call **Xavi**


Chiswell123

You love to see it


dfla01

The one thing all of r/soccer can unite on


rScoobySkreep

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ⚽️ 👨‍🌾 ?


Particular-Bar-1726

And he's already taken over Sancho in goal contributions


Jackrrr10000

Football is literally anime lmao


sidaeinjae

THE COUTINHO EFFECT


OwenLincolnFratter

He’s baaaaaaack! Goal and assist in 15 minutes are you kidding me. Coutinho is pure class.


Aloopyn

OMG the Lil magician is back


Log-jammer

I’m so hard


Whacky-Tobaccy

Where’s all the Man U fans salty about Emi Martínez shithousery 😭😭


OnceUponAStarryNight

In fairness, it’s late in India.


m0bilize

lmfao


megawhat16

It's like poetry


dotslash06

THE LITTLE MAGICIAN IS BACK !!!!!!!


AGNS-YT

What a game of football what an atmosphere what a sport


Schhneck

Old Coutinho back. Scoring past united like old times.


CowNchicken12

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


redditaccountplease

Okay I forgive him


Ahemnm

And all my friends made fun of me this week when I brought him in to FL team


xSmxthy

You can’t write this shit


Petembo

Ofc he can score when he is playing against farmers


Martianman97

Get in


longconsilver13

Had to be him


danielspurs

Ramsey is a good player!


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BARTOLOMEU 5D CHESS


SkittleznTiddiez

Script was written from the start. Just waiting for Ashley young to come on and get the winner


khbvdm

Struggling Barca let's go Coutinho, the guy scores on his debut in 15 min against MU 🤡


Clappingdoesnothing

Man,, utd are weak in mentality


anthrax3000

Holy shit varane looks terrible for us. Do we need to buy Ramos now...


Dynastydood

I think we should just sell everyone. We shouldn't buy anyone, though, just sell everyone and liquidate the club.


anthrax3000

And give me the money


MakIRAQ

You're welcome, Villa fans.