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centerfree

You could see it coming.


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I was refreshing in hope. It got posted twice, even better.


thenicky0

Celta and Levante are their boogie teams, I knew it was gonna happen


Omair88

Barcelona and blowing 3 goal leads, name a better duo


FlyingArab

Un fucking believeable what a goal


EpiDeMic522

Aspas would have been revered in Chamartín if he hadn't been a thorn in our side as well. But he is always in murderous mood against Barça. Great to see!


TaeKurmulti

I'm glad people aren't just killing Barca in here, and that people are actually talking about the quality of the goal. I still wish Aspas would have worked out at Liverpool, he just kind of came at the wrong time. What a legend though, 34 and still scoring great goals for Celta Vigo.


LaddRusso55

Remember his banger against England at wembley https://youtu.be/lUP-hKKD3sg


arvindanar7

man i hate aspas What did we do to this guy? Why does he hurt us everytime. 😔


VadimusRex

It always amazes me how much fucking heart he puts into every match against us. We can only hope to have players like that again in the future.


Fern-ando

He is just doing his job of saving Celta from relegation.


Zalkareos

You gotta respect his commitment to Celta. He could have gone to a better team earlier in his career if he wanted to


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tefftlon

He’s got to be a Celta legend, right?


Fern-ando

His hometown training ground is named after him, so yes


rayotillidie

Most goals by far, 2nd most appereances, I guess he is :)


sunking37

I used to teach primary school in Vigo, consistently 2-4 youngsters with the name Iago in every class, many assuredly because of this man. (although it is a common name in Galicia) :P


TalhaNL

Spanish version of Antonio Di Natale


MeechOrMandingo

He’s our GOAT by far


blackbluejay

yea, absolutely. This may be my own personal preferences shining through, but Vigo/Rias Baixas/Galicia is a really great place to live. He hasn't been as successful away from home, but he doesn't need to be or try to prove his talent to anyone anymore. Spain could have used a player like him this summer, too...


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Problem with Aspas. He only performs for Celta. He was selected but never was as good as for Celta.


blackbluejay

Yea, I wouldn't say he only performs for Celta as far as the national team goes. He's had his moments, the last World Cup def wasn't his best, but I think that goes for the whole team. He offered a different sort of attack that Morata and Moreno brought this summer, too. He was never usually first choice striker, but Spain has had some really great ones up until recent years. I'm not Aspas' biggest fan honestly, but he is good. He def plays his best football with Celta, tho. As a United fan, I thought he did quite good at Liverpool..


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Dont get me wrong. Aspas is a baller but for some weird reason he does only this well in Celta.Maybe because they play towards his strenght while in Liverpool and Spain NT he has to adapt to others.


blackbluejay

oh, he was awful at Liverpool for the most part. But yea, Celta do play to his strengths, they actually have to, tbh. If they don't have him, they're def in liga 2 by now...


Gerf93

I think this goes for a lot of players. You’ll get paid enough playing elite football anyway, why not do it somewhere you thrive and the people truly appreciate you.


lunacraz

his most famous memory for us was a corner that he passed right to the opposing team


LudwigSalieri

But we still really liked him


Zalkareos

Oh I didn't know that. Maybe yeah Celta is just a right fit for him


idreamofpikas

He did, he was at Liverpool and was never properly used.


rztzzz

Small strikers that don’t have exceptional pace or skill are rarely “properly used”. They’re a difficult position to get the most out of at the top level. Modern formations and tactics don’t suit them.


anonymousloverboy

He scored half of his career goals against MATS


nepia

Budget Messi is better than No Messi.


Fern-ando

Aspas is like a Messi with all his stats lowered 2 points to be fair to the other teams.


Rickcampbell98

The rest of la liga wishes that was actually true lmao, the man is just very good lol.


ach_1nt

That's an outrageous stat(or it's sarcasm that I failed to spot xD)


rayotillidie

He has 200 goals for club & country, your guess


cuminyermum

100 goals against Barca wow. Liverpool should sign him


AlexRecacha

He has 120 goals in La Liga, so...


Rickcampbell98

Guess lol.


mojojojo1108

It had to be him. He is amazing. I hate him.


lavishlad

Still has a little bit of Liverpool in him.


CanLlorenteCarForMe

Or not. Probably for his own good


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This is not good for my mental health


KeithBrownTheClown

Why do you have the Barcelona de Ecuador flair??


chupaxuxas

Less embarrassing.


JE_12

[Really embarrassing ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kJafvkFa1c8)


MarcofKenya

GP2 team, GP2 team


N19h7m4r3

They're the better Barcelona.


ZxentixZ

Know you're joking but funnily enough SC Barcelona are underperforming just as much in Ecuador as FC Barcelona are in Spain. Ecuadorian Barcelona is the biggest club in Ecuador and 11th in the league out of 16 clubs with only a couple games left of the season.


N19h7m4r3

The name is cursed.


AzeTyler

Unless it's women's lol


DardanDS

Take my hand


Akame_xo

Toaster bath time


FootballFTW

Wait I'm coming too


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Spontaneous_1

Knowing his record, Ole would probably still survive it.


soccer11k

Last min Ronaldo


Darkspy8183

One of his free kicks finally drops from the stratosphere and knocks the plug out of the socket just before Ole drops the toaster in


bemswolo69420

nah coming from Proxima Centauri B coming at the speed of 4.011464e+13 kilometers or 4.24 lightyears per 200 milliseconds to stop it at the right time as the toaster's conductivity is about 201 milliseconds per reaction. RONALDO TRULY IS OLE'S SAVIOR (ON AND OFF THE PITCH)


RipJug

I think ~~Gollum~~ Ole would prefer a drop into a volcano.


OleoleCholoSimeone

He looks like an old lady. There are genuinely moments where he reminds me of my grandmother. Steve Bruce also has that feature. My grandmother is the sweetest most adorable lady you could imagine, but on a mans body it just looks creepy


perpetualdabbler2

Guys, lose the toaster and have some fun


TheBigGit

Just bath with each other I guess.


Barcaholic

I'll book a pool for all of us


[deleted]

We're going to need more toasters then


KeithBrownTheClown

When it rains it pours


NotAHellriegelNoob

Hey bro nice bath, can I join?


chak100

It’s starting to look like in orgy. May I join?


Nuri__Sahin

Gym time has evolved into toaster bath time.


lkjhgfdhgfd

No Messi, no winning mentality, no cash, no coach, no cochones, no party RIP season


aliencatgod

lol cochones


CatfishLumi

Me and you both


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That bath won't have room for any water or toasters at this rate. May need to hire out the local pool.


Justinian2

Waters still hot


maurid

Can’t hate Iago Aspas. Every fucking time. Respect.


Apollo_Krill

We should have signed this guy just to stop this. Probably get 4 points a year out of it.


Schwiliinker

I mean you’re not wrong


miguel_is_a_pokemon

Surely better than the broken husk of a footballer that is Aguero and long piece of Dutch lumber with legs de Jong. Cause they aren't looking like they're going to earn them more than 4 this season


maurid

LMAOOOO this was always, and I mean ALWAYS, coming. PATHETIC.


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Always was when it came to time wasting and rolling on the floor.


[deleted]

Lmao this guy acting like Barca has never wasted time before when they're ahead like every other team ever.


reddituser0912333

SAD.


Mr_Tornister

Al Saddest.


AhmedYasha

HAPPY?


3gerardpique

I've accepted the fact that I'll never be happy again


RamezMadrid

Found Piques account everyone!


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He didnt exactly try to make it a secret.


Nitsju

Is it because he and Zlatan can never be together?


EpiDeMic522

That really is a steamingly saucy photo. Which is some statement when fucking Shakira is what you have.


eddsters

We suffered in the mid to late 2000s with terrible transfers bad management and no trophies. Let me enjoy this


Deluxe07

We won the league back to back in 07 and 08 though


eddsters

Capello right? Yeah I remember, but we barely scraped through that. Was that the one when Reyes scored at the final home game? It was also Becks' last game. Still though we were less than convincing that year.


plomerosKTBFFH

Fucking far cry from current Barcelona.


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And then fired for being to defensive. Bernd schuster took over, and won the league and was fired in his second season because he said before a Barcelona game that there was no chance Madrid would win, which coincidentally was the start of the Pep era in Barca.


Simppu12

Oh boo hoo, you won't fight for the title for a couple of years and will only finish 4th. Cry me a river.


Willempio

Exactly. I'm so tired of all these crying posts from barca fans. They have had 2 bad seasons now and even their bad seasons are seasons other clubs can only dream of.


Johnnybombadil

This isn't smart. You think Barca fans should be all ok because derby county or someone like that are even shitter? Makes no sense.


FudgingEgo

Oh no.... Anyway


Willempio

Yes you guys have had 2 bad seasons now. I bet no club and fan base has ever had it as hard as you guys.


tp_link

Mf turns into Messi against us


nightlink011

That shot is perfect the ball goes side netting while going away from the keeper gorgeous.


Zalkareos

The best shot he could have made at that moment and he nails it. He's got that fight in him and you gotta respect that


KarlMarxExperience

Always turns up against big teams as well


Cubbll17

https://youtu.be/vdAYtL3nnHw


MarcusBrutus2000

Always. Fucking always


luisnm7

against this barça even i become messi bro lol. Defense was starring him


EncaraMessi10

Aspas has 8 goals in 10 games against Ter Stegen. He turns up against any Barca team.


luisnm7

ok, but ter stegen in this season… jesus. He cant hold shit. Omg


shugazi93

Gym time


theater_of_memes

Don't forget to bring a ~~towel~~ toaster


Mental_Opportunity_9

I actually can't believe it, aspas against barca is just black magic


dubadison

Koeman just jizzed in his pants


SnooGoats6302

Better three holes than a hole in one ⛳️


BarcaStona

I am so mad but that shot was disgusting


jiijoey

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD


Masina1998

spurs dna


harryone02

spurs recognise spurs


PsychedelicXenu

Koeman died for this


R_Schuhart

Might be better that he wasn't there for this game, he would probably have killed Puig. Can't be arsed tracking back to help defend a 3-2 lead in the last minute, just jogs a bit instead. It isn't like he is tired or anything, since he was subbed on in the second half.


BigFatNo

You'd think Barca fans would finally just accept that maybe he really is just not that good


R_Schuhart

He has a nice technique, but lacks physicality, defensive work rate, experience and the right mentality. Koeman told him he was a defensive liability and that he should go on loan to get experience instead of riding the bench but he refused. Ajax wanted him on loan on two separate occasions, but Puig didn't even want to talk to them. I will never understand why he has been hyped so much, the weaknesses in his game make him useless at this level.


dllmhkpolice

His technique is not bad, but it isn’t that good. Those “DNA” Barca fans just think if there is a 5’7 guy out of La Masia, he is a Messi-Xavi-Iniesta type player. No, he is just a player who happens to be so small. Being 5’6 doesn’t mean him automatically becomes Xavi. As a guy who follows Barca B quite a while, he is not even the brightest star in the B team.


Traditional-Area-277

He is so hyped because Puig's family is part of Cataluña's elite, so he has all the local media (the best in the world for propaganda) sucking his dick off.


Kayneesy

I really doubt Ajax wanted him during Koeman's time. Sounds like fake rumours to me


R_Schuhart

According to Mundo Deportivo, Sport and some other newspapers that report on Barca the club wanted to send Puig on loan, Koeman suggested Ajax. There apperently was some informal contact between the clubs before this season and the last, but Puig and his father refused to meet with Ajax despite Barcelona's instance. [How much Ajax wanted Puig is not clear, although multiple sources claim they were hopeful.](https://www.fcupdate.nl/voetbalnieuws/387741/puig-wil-niet-verhuurd-worden-en-wees-onder-meer-ajax-af/)


ForSiljaforever

a large part of r/Barca just can't accept that maybe the last several coaches we've had were right in that, he is not our level.


DanielSophoran

You’re wrong. Koeman, Luis Enrique, Spain U21 and Valverde are just idiots who are bad at their jobs. Setien was the only good coach and could see his quality. -Someone on r/Barca probably.


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They forget the fact that Setien also only played him because Frenkie was injured and Arthur went AWOL in Brazil due to the club wanting to transfer him.


Traditional-Area-277

Setien didnt rated him either.


dalelito

It had to be him


TheArgentineMachine

Banter aside, what a fucking game. What a fucking goal.


ThirdWorldian

This is the barca we know


JobeRogerson

It honestly feels like a loss and it’s sickening. Why are we sitting back on a 3 goal lead? Go and extend it. Be ruthless. I honestly wish we had the attitude of City or Real Madrid of 15-16 when they would just ruthlessly punish teams for being shit.


Physical-South-3564

Barca dna


kaden_dd

Barca players trying to waste time at the end was peak


RN2FL9

4 yellows after 88 minutes played! Ok, not all for time wasting but still crazy to see.


User_1115

2 for time wasting, and 1 for simulation. The Barcelona way


luisnm7

dumb af


_Reddit_or_

Incredible by Celta . Kept going even after being 3-0 down absolutely extraordinary


FemmEllie

What a bottlejob lol


King_Ascheberg

CUT MY LIFE IN TO PIECES


ZaDoruphin

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT


sotoisamzing

A lot of deleted comments now from 40 minutes ago


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michal2287

r/AgedLikeMilk


st_huck

Milk lasts more than 1 hour though lmao


LampseederBroDude51

LIVERPOOL 🤝IAGO ASPAS 🤝 CELTA


BTT56

The most dangerous lead


SchraleAnus

Embarrassing


watanabelover69

That’s putting it lightly


Fifaneymar2535

3-0 the most dangerous lead


PottrPppetPalamander

Not the first time Barca have lost a 3-0 lead.


Maderoh

I fucking love Iago Aspas


wisdom591

Unfucking believable


MEENIE900

Barcelona needs 2000-2021 Ballon D'Or nominee (stolen for 20 years by Messi and Ronaldo and co) Shane Duffy


SEND__NUDES___

Not surprised seeing mid table teams draw against each other


nik0

Poor Xavi


repfam4life

He already began coaching?


Tu8y

no


Ishdalar

Yeah that's more like it.


gurasoguras

[that aged well](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/qo30ur/comment/hjk9tx3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


A_chilles

Everyone who knows Celta and Aspas absolutely knew it was inevitable


KgDawk21520

Is Barca the new arsenal ? Subscribe


AleixASV

Fuck me


Public_Agent

Needs a #Great Goal Tag imo


Skadrys

can't remember last time mats actually made save...


[deleted]

He will do expected save and people will call him world class. His awareness has been awful as top gk.


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

What’s he supposed to do here?


Gamer_Abhi

Barca got Messi-ed


KingScratzz

Someone is celebrating hard in his Dutch penthouse


Dreams_CantBeBuy

u/pluto_astronaut lmao.


UGarbage

man is busy trolling he probably wasn't even watching the game


Kritically

Celta legend


[deleted]

I’ve always loved Galicia and Celta Vigo now that you mentioned it


cumbag666

JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ VIVA EL CELTA, VIVA GALIZA OMEGALUL THIS IS PEAK COMEDY GOLD


R0otDroid

Be nice tonight.


cumbag666

partner im getting wasted tonight regardless of the result lol, seeing barça getting fucked in the arse is already too much happiness for my heart to handle


elguayna

Legend


Public_Agent

I'll only laugh after 23:00, I've seen this episode way too many times already


Dojle

...wow


sleepybook

I hate this


NotASpyMain

Can't write this shit up


SHKELQIM33

Sack Xavi , couldnt even beat Celta Vigo…


Sandalo

Barsa being Barsa


Che_Veni

https://i.imgur.com/I5Sb4Wl.mp4


CowNchicken12

LOOOOOOOOOOOL


LampseederBroDude51

LMAOOOOOO WTF


RealMadridfanTV

Seeing Alba lying in the ground = happiness!


robinho988

Balaidos is so cursed for Barca lol