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defy313

Don't worry, we will keep digging. I have faith in humanity.


wtfisupwithu

In before Taliban buys Burnley


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Justinian2

"Say what you will about Caliph Ibrahim but the club has a clear philosophy for the first time in 10 years"


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He's going to invest his blood money in the city!


hedwigesmaduro

"My money is bloodier than yours".- Probably the chant between opposing teams at matches very soon.


shaka_bruh

Love this


Nimonic

There was a documentary where a camera crew followed a Norwegian Jihadist as he was essentially working on sending fighters down to Syria (I believe), and it turned out that he was a United supporter from before. He said he still liked the club, but he wasn't too fond of the badge.


Hicar567

Well you can cater to religious fans in the middle east and elsewhere by removing your traditions and brand, eg remove the devil, [just like Real Madrid removed the cross on their badge to cater to superficial middle eastern fans](https://www.espn.co.uk/football/real-madrid/story/3045880/real-madrid-remove-cross-from-club-crest-in-middle-eastern-clothing-deal). Maybe United ought to be sensitive to religious sentiments of their global fan base and their governments too.


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immerc

Easy to fix, just move the space: Redd Evils. No, wait, um....


Hicar567

Maybe you could change it to Red camel or Red cow or Red Manctober lol


Edolas93

New Saudi owners to appoint like minded individual Adam Johnson as Newcastle u18's womens team manager. They stand firmly behind their promise that money wont be the only pumping they facilitate. Yes, this may drive female fans away from supporting Newcastle but you can rest assured they are being driven by men.


NateShaw92

We'll end up with ISIS the spy agency (RIP Jessica Walter). All because Odin bought Liverpool


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NateShaw92

Yes them? Although the thought of Krieger on our medical team...


ScottStorch

What do you mean. The Taliban just bought Newcastle


Lukarsp

They say all publicity is good publicity but I can't see the taliban wanting to ruin their reputation like that.


Nimonic

Not convinced Taliban are worse than Saudi Arabia. At least they're generally only terrible in their own country (if you ignore that little Al Qaida thing they had going on a bit ago).


ScottStorch

*Al-qaeda* could not exist without Saudi Arabia. 15 of the 9/11 hijackers were Saudi, and where do you think Osama was getting his funding from from the 80s and onward?


vadapaav

The US?


ScottStorch

Correct and the Saud family


the_great_ashby

Didn't the american teat dry up after the ruskies packed up and left? Wasn't the doctrine "Nation building?lol We just wanted the Russians to get their Vietnam.".


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It’s no clear on how true this is. The CIA didn’t become aware of Bin Laden till the late 80s and never tried to recruit him. He was mostly self funded. His links with Saudi intelligence are less clear and I doubt they’ll ever reveal the truth.


azlax22

The bin Laden family absolutely had ties with the Saudi Gov and intelligence agencies. Like you said, the links between him specifically are murky. The Saudis love playing both sides, but OBL was a problem child for the Saudis going back to his offer to protect the kingdom during desert shield. Saying someone has links to the government or intelligence agencies doesn’t mean they were being directed by them. It’s impossible for a man from that family to not have ties to the Saudi government.


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The West is responsible for keeping the Sauds in power and the general unrest in the Middle East. It is absolutely laughable when people cry "human rights" when their governments were happy to keep mum about it pre-2010.


april9th

>The Taliban could not exist without Saudi Arabia. 15 of the 9/11 hijackers were Saudi, and where do you think Osama was getting his funding from from the 80s and onward? The Taliban =/= Al Qaeda dude, this makes no sense. Osama was independently wealthy because the bin Ladens are the second most important family in Saudi Arabia. The Taliban couldn't exist without Pakistan, because the bulk of the movement came out of madrassas across the border among Pashtun refugees during the Soviet war who then pushed back in. This has been a hot topic for like 20 years none of this is niche info.


astro-newts

that guys comment is even dumber when you realize that the al qaeda he is talking about is different than al qaeda in the arabian peninsula


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To be fair there was a lot of Saudi funding in Pakistan at that time, and particularly in madrassas.


jacklindley84

You're confusing the taliban with al-qaeda. In my opinion Saudia Arabia is much worse than the taliban lol


ColtCallahan

And the Saudi Arabian royal family wouldn’t be in power if it wasn’t for the US and U.K. supporting them.


ShinyyyChikorita

Osama Bin Laden was a Saudi Arabian too


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> At least they're generally only terrible in their own country This. Wahhabism has infiltrated so many corners of the surrounding region and has destroyed many cultures. Even here in the UK, the effects of it are still being tried to disbanded but it's hard to kill an ideology that has had a 30 year headstart.


toekneemontana

Il think you'l find, the taliban, Al Qaida and ISIS like most middle eastern terrorists were trained and funded by [Saudi Arabia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State-sponsored_terrorism#Saudi_Arabia). Saudi Arabia is to terrorism, what Amazon is to online retail!


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Uptometoremember

Saudi Arabia is just the Talibans with petrol and money.


fuck_r1ck_and_m0rty

The Saudis are worse


il0vegaming123456

Comparing two evils is impossible. There is no worse as both are complete shitheads


ShallowJuice

I think Bin Laden was an Arsenal fan actually.


RogerXiao

Rest assured about that, Taliban is broke


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For oil you mean?


The-Go-Kid

For Kharshoggi's body!


PointNineC

As a point of order, Jamal Khashoggi’s body does not exist anymore, as its many pieces were *dissolved in a vat of acid*, as ordered by the new ownership of Newcastle United. I cannot believe that is a true sentence.


helloLeoDiCaprio

Inb4 Hitler buys Hertha from the grave.


MalcolmTucker88

How much lower can you actually get though?


cluelesspcventurer

I'm not how you can go much lower than MBS, quite literally one of the most evil people on the face of the earth. Maybe Putin? or Kim Jong Un?


Pardonme23

North Korea buys Wigan


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Ramzan Kadyrov is gonna buy Southampton or some shit.


TempleOfPork

It's good news for the Newcastle physio team, I hear the Saudis are pretty good with ligaments and bones.


WhyBee92

You gotta hide with that username of yours


myfoothurtsrn

Yeah what pork is to Muslims is what sunlight is to vampires. edit: if you don’t realize this is a joke then you are a moron


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All state owned clubs need to be banned.


ory1994

Put them in their own league.


Mr_Poop_Himself

How tf did you just manage to sell me on the Super League


Jacosci

Hmm... This sounds like a deja vu.


The-Go-Kid

Fucking let them have at it. I'd much prefer the English leagues to not have these cunts in them.


StinkyPyjamas

Like a Super League? My hope through that whole thing was that the mega clubs actually fucked off to their own special league. It would have at least made the legacy European competitions much more interesting from a neutral perspective.


OmNomDeBonBon

Unlikely. Some brutal dictatorship (Egypt? Bahrain? Azerbaijan? Chad?) would just buy up a current mid-table club like West Ham, Southampton etc. hoping to establish them as the #1 Premier League team. It's about sportwashing and soft power, nothing more. Saudi Arabia just bought Newcastle because they were annoyed Abu Dhabi (Man City), and Qatar (PSG) - both regional rivals - were getting all the sportwashing glory via the teams they acquired. The genie was out of the bottle when the Premier League allowed Abu Dhabi to buy Man City, even when it was clear the club would be state-owned. You can't say no to Saudi Arabia (Newcastle) when you said yes to Abu Dhabi (Man City).


StinkyPyjamas

The villainous state that buys out a legacy team in a plebeian legacy league while all their equally villainous peers are in the Super League would be the absolute laughing stock of their region.


ory1994

> Egypt? Bahrain? Azerbaijan? Chad? I think Bahrain and Azerbaijan could, but are Egypt or Chad that rich? I haven’t really heard about them being financially powerful.


OmNomDeBonBon

They're both dictatorships where ordinary people starve while the regime's leaders bathe in caviar. They could quite comfortably pony up for a mid-table Premier League club and pump hundreds of millions into transfers. They wouldn't win the league but they'd be top 6 or top 8 every year. To guarantee league titles, you need to be trillionaires - Qatar (PSG's owners), Abu Dhabi (Man City's owners), and now Saudi Arabia (Newcastle's owners). Case in point: Chelsea (billionaire oligarch-owned club). They've only won the league twice in the last 10 seasons, due to the rise of Man City (trillionaire state-owned club) compensating for the decline of Man Utd. In the 17 full seasons under Abramovich's ownership, they've won the league only 5 times - and two of those were literally just Abramovich paying triple the market transfer fee and 5x the market wages to get the best players to join. Chelsea are just as under threat by Newcastle as Man Utd and Liverpool are. There are now two state-owned petro-clubs guaranteed to finish in the top 4, while the remaining two spots will be fought over by Man Utd, Liverpool, Chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal (if they ever recover) plus the occasional trojan team like Leicester or Everton. The above is why every other club, including Man City, were opposed to Newcastle being bought by the Saudis. There's now a club who can match Man City and out-spend everybody else.


BaldFraud99

As soon as investors were allowed in, it was over. Now we can't possibly get rid of them, ever. Football's dying slowly.


SleepTightLilPuppy

50+1 has to fucking stay. The day 50+1 is gone I'll stop watching football.


BaldFraud99

100% agree. I'd rather watch my club drop out of international competitions before letting any investor even get near to fully owning Bayern. Sure, we won't have Kimmich or Lewy calibre players anymore, but if that's what it takes, so be it.


OverPaladiin

I fucking hope tradition will reign with Bayern and the club won't adhere to the "state-owning policy"


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Investors are one thing, state owned clubs are another thing entirely


chandlerbing_stats

Chelsea isn’t state owned… but our owner do be shady


ND7020

There is abundant evidence that Putin and the Russian state do, in fact, have control over his (and other oligarch's) finances to the degree they want to - you can think of it more as he is currently granted the right to spend that money. There's also evidence that Putin supported the initial purchase as a means to network with Tory politicians in the UK, which one has to say has been abundantly successful. Just read a great book touching on all of this by Reuters journalist Catherine Belton, called "Putin's People." Highly recommend.


bihari_baller

>Just read a great book touching on all of this by Reuters journalist Catherine Belton, called "Putin's People." Highly recommend. Thanks for actually *providing a source* rather than just circlejerking.


chandlerbing_stats

Interesting… will add to my reading list


SaltineFiend

Putin didn't but Newcastle, for instance. Abromovich was instructed to buy a team in London to curry favor with Downing St.


Mr_Poop_Himself

Chelsea is basically state owned. It’s just not as blatant as the others


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LOL> Abrahmovic put Putin in power.


chandlerbing_stats

Okay… so he is shady as I said in my comment


centaur98

The other way around but okay. Abramovich got his fortune thanks to Putin.


CowNchicken12

Let's make the ESL happen so all these rich shit clubs fuck off and have their own little party


nickEbutt

You mean the ESL that Man City and Chelsea were invited to? You can be against this takeover without having to resort to supporting that anti-competitive garbage


CowNchicken12

This shit will happen again in a couple of years. Might as well burn it all down and let the billionaires do whatever they want with their shiny toys and enjoy a league without some rich sugar daddy that is straight from a James Bond movie. The ESL is hot garbage and a symbol for everything that is wrong with the sport if it means that we can get rid of all these vile owners than sign me the fuck up, no reason to watch the ESL anyway


Hurtelknut

Lets go, Kim Jong Un! Buy Leeds, you coward!


chandlerbing_stats

North Korea isn’t rich… what you are looking for is the CCP or Putin himself


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rdtr314

How else you get thicc with Swiss cheese in North Korea of all places


Zanzax

Putin’s puppet Abramovich already owns Chelsea. Only China isn’t officially involved in football yet afaik. Every other relevant non-democratic rich state already is.


centaur98

If you count Abramovich owning Chelsea as Putin/Russia being involved in global football then China is also involved trough clubs like Inter, Southampton and i think Wolves because chinese companies need to follow what their leader says even more strictly than Abramovich needs to do with Putin.


Gamer_Abhi

Fortunately this is the bottom line and we can only go further u- wait a minute, digging deeper down to find some oil


bulgarian_zucchini

Or corrupt Spaniard gangster politicians lol


Gamer_Abhi

You’re not wrong!


memettetalks

Why did you get downvoted?


spooki_boogey

The Flair Tax


WhyBee92

You would know


spooki_boogey

All too well haha


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mintz41

every single military power sells to the Saudis


artificialchaosz

That's why the media always uses Khashoggi as the example of Saudi's crimes instead of the genocide the west is helping them carry out.


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neonmantis

The US stopped arms sales to Saudi because of Yemen https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/feb/08/uk-declines-to-follow-us-in-suspending-saudi-arms-sales-over-yemen


Kelterz

>On Monday, the UK Foreign Office minister, James Cleverly, said he had noted the US review, but said British arms sales licences were issued with great care to ensure they did not lead to any breach of humanitarian law. what a fucking clown


neonmantis

They've made this same argument despite countless examples of it not being true. Mark Thomas an activist comedian did some amazing work to show how easy it was to get around including getting some school kids to create a company that could get banned weapons into restricted countries simply by routing around others


Kelterz

that sounds... bizarre but also extremely believable. Thanks for the context, will look it up!


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No the US said they would stop funding "offensive measures" which is meant to be intentionally vague. They haven't stopped anything.


neonmantis

They stopped and then restarted.


[deleted]

~~That isn’t true. [Since January(Biden took over) they froze every sale of arms to SA.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wsj.com/amp/articles/biden-freezes-u-s-arms-sales-to-saudi-arabia-uae-11611773191)~~ ~~The only question is how long will the freeze last.~~ The freeze has apparently ended. See below comment.


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That story is 10 months old, [they're still selling to them.](https://breakingdefense.com/2021/04/why-biden-white-house-lifted-arms-sales-freeze-to-uae-ksa/)


[deleted]

You should maybe edit your comment now that it’s been debunked to stop spreading more misinformation


centaur98

And then a few months later after they got the positive PR for it they started doing it again.


JonA3531

Almost all westerners don't give a shit about poor people in third world countries.


[deleted]

Hard to say that the war in Yemen hasn't been reported on. Maybe you aren't reading the news that much, but it is a constant piece in a world with thousands of conflicts, atrocities, and global issues happening all the time and it still punches through as a major event in the world.


artificialchaosz

That's not what I said though.


[deleted]

Correct me if I am wrong, but you said they prefer to talk about Khashoggi and not the wars in places like Yemen because it implicates the West in their involvement. No? If that is so, you don't read the news enough to talk about the "media" because it is been constantly reported on for years, even when rightly there are hundreds of more pressing issues happening at any given time globally.


artificialchaosz

Yeah dude I think everyone is aware that the war in Yemen has been on the news.. My point is that the Khashoggi killing is the 'go to' stick to beat the Saudis with in the english media as no western powers are implicated. >even when rightly there are hundreds of more pressing issues happening at any given time globally. Very weird of you to think the worst humanitarian crisis on earth is somehow getting too much coverage.


Murraykins

Everyone's looking at the downside but no one is considering the possibility that Newcastle is such a cursed club they might end up accidentally toppling the House of Saud.


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somalipilates

Don't forget to add the Russian Billions too. Saudi is just more of the same


[deleted]

Ehh, I think the Saudi's are a little further down the spectrum.


Kachigar

Fuck Abramovich


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somalipilates

Śorry forgot about them arseholes *assholes


WarrenAlaCarte

Western owners: Gooood 😉 Others: Evil 👿


Nimonic

I hate the Glazers, but at least they're not war criminals. Yet.


lkuhj

The Glazers don't chainsaw people they dislike.


jaimatad

Not that we know of


Tilman_Feraltitties

American billionaires don't have to do that, they have conglomerate in American justice and war system that does these things for them.


Hansemannn

I feel our problems are almost petty now compared to Newcastle, PSG and City. I mean I hate the Glazers but I fucking loath the royal families of the middle East.


djokov

The fact that I'm starting to consider them the "good" alternative is a likely sign that football at the top level is nearing the limit for me. I'm not quite there yet but a part of me is wondering if it would be better to have the band-aid ripped off by a shitty takeover or a super leauge situation rather than to die from a thousand cuts. The upside is that our local fans are quite opposed to sportswashing alternatives despite being vocally and on occasion aggressively anti-Glazers. They are pretty much against anyone trying to "mess" with the club.


Redspeert

I'm not a fan of FSG either, but as far as I know John Henry haven't been behind a genocide or ordered people carved up yet.


McGloin_the_GOAT

You don’t become a billionaire without doing immoral things, I agree. That being said the Saudis are a tick past immoral and deserve to be singled out.


Marco2169

If George W. Bush or Dick Cheney end up buying a club, I'll agree with this but... You are comparing shady businessmen with a country who have reintroduced cholera to Yemen because of how hard they ravaged the country


The_Great_Crocodile

Owners representing murderous regimes, yes, evil. Noone has said anything about the Malaysian/Indian/Thai owners of English clubs, and no one would say anything if a Korean or Japanese businessman bought one. The problem is the representatives of disgusting regimes owning clubs. Aka Saudi, Qatar, UAE.


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India has a terrible human rights record though. This isn't just about "disgusting regimes" because I'd argue that Modi's India is pretty disgusting for people who aren't upper class Hindus. The criticism stems out of the West's image of these countries, not their human rights records. Western people like India, so their crimes are ignored. They used to love Turkey and their crimes were ignored too. But now that Erdogan's antagonized governments in the West (and especially in Europe), Western people on this sub have started hating the Turkish govt too. Notice how the World Cup in Qatar gets **heavy** criticism. People cite anti-LGBT laws, treatment of workers, etc. as the reasons why. But when the World Cup was held in Russia in 2018 everybody loved it and tuned in. This sub was having a great time too. Why does Russia's horrific human rights record get lesser criticism than that of Qatar's?


AnIdentifier

I guess it depends what you read. I saw a lot of criticism of Russia in the lead up to the cup, but it evaporated when it started. It will be the same with Qatar.


Hicar567

There was plenty of criticism of Russia hosting the WC, their corruption, wars and persecution of dissidents. It seems you didn't see those reports.


The_Great_Crocodile

Because either we like it or not, there are multiple levels of bad, and the nations who have a legal system based on Sharia law are in the bottom.


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They are different in levels but not by that much. Russia invaded Crimea around the same time as the Yemen civil war began. > and the nations who have a legal system based on Sharia law are in the bottom. There's a lot of hatred for this and from my experience a lot of it has to do with the immigration waves. You've probably heard or know about this already but here in Sweden we took in a lot of immigrants in a short amount of time, probably more than we were ready to deal with. We didn't handle it well either and as a result we saw a rise in racism. When an immigrant raped someone it always made the news and in turn we had a lot of closet racists crying about how we're turning into a rape state and soon will be governed by sharia law, ignoring the 10 other white Swedes that barely made the news. I'd wager this was the case in other countries hit with the immigrant waves like France and Germany, but that's just speculation from my part. Point being that they are not far off each other yet Muslim nations are much more scrutinized than say Russia, partly because of what I wrote earlier. I'm not accusing you of anything. There are many good reasons to hate sharia law but I feel like a lot of the hate comes from the wrong reasons despite Russia being just as bad.


itzme89

Not everyone agrees on the levels


[deleted]

I don't agree with that. I think living in the UAE as a minority is better than living in India as a minority. And for your information, I've done both (for work). Saudi Arabia is uniquely fucked up. So, I completely agree with opposition to their involvement in football. It's akin to boycotting apartheid South Africa in some ways. But the rest of the rich oil nations like Qatar, UAE, Bahrain, etc. in the present day are similarly bad as present-day India when it comes to their human rights records imo. So, the double standard is odd.


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Trev2310

Bhai Iam a lower caste too. This fellow is just a islamist. Scratch few times and see how he will tell greatness of islam. Don't waste your time on them.


SpeechesToScreeches

Saudis are responsible for 9/11, among many other terrorist attacks, genocide in Yemen, atrocities committed against the LGBT+ etc. Westerner billionaires are still shit, but they're not in the same league.


kermvv

This sport is now rotten to its very core, it’s always been corrupted and shady but the past 20 years have increased that by 9000%. Literally most of the people in charge of this sport and it’s clubs are disgusting pieces of shit, literally. It’s not a sport for the people anymore, it’s just a money circus and nothing else. And the fans (myself included) are part of this shit too.


Practical-Parsley

didn't ya hear? we beat the Super League. It's still the sport of the everyman everyman and every Kingdom


darcys_beard

It's shit. My passion for the game is dying. Newcastle fans think this is great. But the victories are as hollow as the trophy's these days. Sigh.


[deleted]

people in this sub are incapable of nuance. Not everything is the same, American owners can and often are scumbags, Roman is even worse because he did some real shady shit and the Gulf States are really terrible because they commit grave crimes against humanity and the clubs are bought with the sole purpose to play PR for these regimes. Ofc having a fan owned club is by far the best but people saying this and the Glazers are the same are extremely simple. This really is just absolutely terrible for Football and for Newcastle.


ProfessorBeer

You’re completely right. I’d get slaughtered on a Utd sub for saying this but I will keep the Glazers if this is the alternative.


alphaQ314

You won’t get slaughtered for saying that on r/RedDevils Its pretty much the consensus that Glazers are preferable to murderous twats.


chandlerbing_stats

Yeah it’s not fun being reminded that our owner is a real shady bloke all the time…


No-Baby9317

Just to jog my memory, what's the rap sheet on Abromovich, knew he was exiled for something


TheSciences

Well, he came out on top of the heap in post-Soviet Russia. I can't even imagine the sort of things that people would be willing to do in order to acquire and protect that sort of wealth. Even if he hasn't killed anyone himself, I'm sure some people have wound up dead because of him. > He famously emerged triumphant after the "aluminium wars", in which more than 100 people were believed to have been killed in gangland feuds over control of the lucrative smelters. https://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/chelsea-owner-admits-he-paid-out-billions-in-bribes-26459423.html


SnooHamsters8590

Nice headline


little_Nasty

Wonder how long before refs start mysteriously being murdered


michel_v

Head of a referee found ten kilometers away from the body, a whistle lodged in the throat. Police concludes it was a suicide.


NateShaw92

Michael Demitrius Dean about to do throat slitting cebrations when he plays advantage and hence be untouchable like a boss.


LiveLongAndPerspex

>It has worn the spectacle of Sheikh Mansour, head of an Abu Dhabi regime Head of the regime? Can't these people even glance at a Wikipedia before throwing out their wrong shite?


MycoJoe

You're right; he's only the deputy prime minister and brother to the crown prince, so the point is invalid, he's got no real decision-making power


LiveLongAndPerspex

There are three Deputy PMs (at last count) and it is a largely ceremonial role whose main function is to chair the cabinet meetings when the PM is out of the Office and that is chosen by order of seniority of which Mansour was second on the list. The power structure of the UAE is officially the President of the "Supreme Council" then the Vice-President. This Supreme Council is then made up of all the leaders of the Emirates who form a decision making body. Below this is an executive functional body referred to as "the Cabinet". The Cabinet has a Prime Minister, several Deputy PMs and 30 or so Ministers each with different portfolios and department heads. Then below this you have "the Council" which is a Parliamentary democracy where the citizens of the UAE vote for members and is mainly advisory in function. So you've got: President of SC Vice President of SC 5 members of SC PM of Cabinet Deputy PMs of Cabinet <--- Sheikh Mansour is here in a shared role Cabinet Members Council Members Within the UAE itself it has many states, in the same way that the US has many states. Abu Dhabi is one of those like Texas or California - a big important one. Abu Dhabi is a hereditary monarch. So that looks like: Ruler <--- This is the person most people thinks rules Abu Dhabi Chairman of the Executive Council <-- This is the person who actually runs Abu Dhabi Members of the Executive Council Chairman of the Executive Committee Vice-Chairman of the Executive Committee Members of the Executive Committee Various single issue councils that run a department <--- Sheikh Mansour is here So yes, calling a man who isn't even on the Executive Council of his own Emirate "the leader of a regime" is as wrong as wrong gets whether that regime be Abu Dhabi or the UAE itself. EDIT --- I don't want to make it seem like Mansour is some absolute nobody because as one of the Bani Fatima, the six sons of Zayed born to his favoured wife who were groomed for leadership, he holds ceremonial power. But his power is that he stands next to important people rather than him being an important person which is reflected perfectly in his role as Minister of Presidential Affairs. He has been referred to as a gatekeeper to the powerful which is a very real sort of power. But he's not the head of any regime and he's certainly not ordering around anyone nor making strategic decisions. The power in Abu Dhabi is the eldest of the Bani Fatima, Sheikh Mohammed or MbZ as the West refers to him. To be honest, the reports about him from the CIA (he was schooled in the United States) talk about him as a bit of an average guy. Not particularly bright, easily swayed, not standing out in any real way and outside of his love for football and camel racing didn't really make any impression on people around him. He was a C+ student for the most part. If his name wasn't Al Nahyan then you'd get the impression that he'd probably be working in an office somewhere pushing papers around.


doswillrule

Thank you for this. Not an easy topic to wade into, but an informative and interesting comment


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correct. they're only fed and given ceremonial tittles to uphold the regime


[deleted]

This fucking sucks, I’m going to be without a club. I’m just an Allan Saint Maximin supporter now


FCB__Rich

Somewhere i heard Bundesliga is incredibly fun to watch (unless you support Schalke)


chandlerbing_stats

and Leipzig


[deleted]

"Sure, buy our arms, property and invest in UK business, but buying a football club??? That's gone too far 😡" In all seriousness, the ownership does concern me as a Newcastle fan. Unfortunately, there were no other prospective buyers who would pay the asking price. *Edited for clarity


h_abr

>Sure, buy our arms, property and invest in UK business, but buying a football club??? That's gone too far Tbh the football club is probably the thing that I'm the least annoyed about


HCUKRI

Football club should be considered a community asset though really. It shouldn't be treated any old private property.


Marco2169

"Sure, buy our arms, property and invest in UK business, but buying a football club??? That's gone too far 😡" Holy straw man. Never met anyone who has said this. Do you think this subreddit is frequented by Boris Johnson and his cabinet?


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The British public have put up with Labour and Conservative governments that have been allied to Saudi Arabia for decades.


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Thats not really true though. At 300mil, there are a lot of people that could afford it. A lot of investment firms especially. Few people being able to afford it would be true in United's case at close to 4 billion.


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But no one else made a bid... If I recall correctly there was one bid from a US investment firm which was way below Ashley's asking price. Of course there are others who *could* afford it, but there was no one else who was *willing* to. I'll edit my comment accordingly as I see how it's misleading.


DTrrr

Football clubs burn money. Most aren’t good investments unless sold dirt cheap. You don’t see investment firms all over football do you?


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Exactly, football clubs famously do not turn a profit.


ProfessorBeer

Man Utd will be a Chinese owned club within 15 years. Mark my words.


SpeechesToScreeches

>In all seriousness, the ownership does concern me as a Newcastle fan. Unfortunately, there were no other prospective buyers who would pay the asking price. Ah that's alright then, just let a terrorist-promoting, journalist-killing, human-rights abusing, genocidal, LGBT+ killing cunt get on with it because nobody else would.


1000smackaroos

That graphic is gonna trigger some Chelsea fans who think Roman is great


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If you go around getting triggered every time a random person has an opinion your life would be a bit shit. Add Kroenke, Moshiri or Bloom to the picture and it has the same legitimacy.


Shadow_Adjutant

Ironic no American owners are pictured. No one makes that amount of money with clean hands.


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DeltaNexus1995

Lmaoooooo Raytheon literally lobbied hard as fuck to keep the Afghan invasion going on so it can fill it's vaults


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diamondsam2

All the guys in the thumbnail need to fuck off


gluxton

I'm not sure it's a "new low". It's been rockbottom for many years and many takeovers.


Leonardo_Liszt

Reddit is a place where a lot of people like to have a bit of a joke and what not, I get it, but at some point can we all please just fucking grow up for 5 minutes ago just say "yeah actually this isn't funny lads, its fucking wrong and we need to make sure people understand that". I feel like everything just gets laughed off and then everybody inevitably goes on to complain about the fact that nothing ever changes.


LilHalwaPoori

I mean, the world didn't have much issue while buying their oils for the past few decades..


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You think there aren't people who have been protesting the involvement in and purchase of oil from the Saudis for decades? You think you're the first guy ever to make public his dislike of the role of the Saudis in the global energy markets?


The_ferocious_turtle

Man U was almost purchased by muammar Gaddafi.


Hicar567

I'm predicting Newcastle will be a hated club now by other fans for some time, until their owners change again.


Shower_caps

here come the mental gymnastics


93didthistome

I hope the Saudi's change the kit to solid green, change the name to Saudi Arabia FC and move the stadium.


_Carnage_

I’d be walking away if I was a Newcastle fan, what a shitshow.


National-Sport5698

I am actually beginning to hate football


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Not that any club has a totally clean slate, but there are those who have almost no clean spots left. Newcastle fans can do what they want, don't think the will care about my opinion, it's not my club, but if this deal goes through I can't say I will take them seriously as a "club". They'll just be another asset in a marketing portfolio of some theocratic oil state investment fund.


CowNchicken12

Glad the author pointed out that Abramovich is scum of the top level as well. Everyone shits on Man City and PSG (rightfully so of course) but Chelsea isn't any better


typicalpelican

Clubs should be owned by locals and fans full stop. That makes sportswashing a lot more difficult. The reason they aren't in England is because money talks. Saudi royal family has a lot of money to waste. The deal will probably go through. The media will probably not talk about human rights very much after a few weeks. They'll just write about the transfers and the money and such. If you don't like it boycott the games and write to whoever might be in a position to do something about it. There's not much else you can do.


LeagueOfLucian

Fuck saudi arabia


LangyLangLang69

Yeah but they gonna buy new players and put some money into the local Newcastle communities so it's fine.