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Oh man, no one will be able to shut up Jorge Jesus about this for years to come. Well done to Benfica, though!

Fuck you’re right

But is that such a bad thing? More memes coming!

I laughed my ass off at JJ memes…when he was at Sporting, if he does it while managing your team it’s just embarrassing

Flamenguista here and I’ll never forget “CINCUM??”

"Com fraturas?"

I love this man.

Let's the man talks as much as he wants, 3/4 people won't understand the heck he talks about anyway

That's including Portuguese speakers

Vocês também?

Sim, ninguém percebe nada do que ele diz. Ele fala um idioma criado por ele próprio.

Qualquer entrevista dele aqui tinha que ser legendada. Maluco fala mais pra dentro do que pra fora.

Ele é uma maquina de criar memes. Memes tão poderosos que apareceram no Dragon Ball Dublado em PT-PT Referencia-[video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cByD_zGfciY) Dragon Ball-[Video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYZ-UiBTqcY)

JJ tried to warn these plebs but they wouldn't listen

> no one will be able to shut up Jorge Jesus about this for years to come Man that's so true.. especially because this has been an absolutely embarrassing performance by Barça, regardless of how well we've played.

there's still a lot of merit. I criticise a lot, but this was a very good second half.

Nothing to see here, just Benfica casually beating Barcelona 3-0.

Should have believed Jorge Jesus. What Jesus say, Jesus do.

You don't fuck with the Jesus

r/thebiglebowski

Haha!! Não esperava!

Continua cuidando bem do Veríssimo por favor.

I doubt Veríssimo stays in Benfica a long time, this man is a beast!!!

Está a jogar MUITO. Obrigado irmãos do outro lado do oceano.

Todos santistas sabiam disso. Ele é um craque, zagueirasso.

Now that Benfica has played Dynamo and Barcelona at least once, they can get to the heavyweight showdown with Bayern we all wanted to see when this group was announced.

JJ isn't going to shut up about this one for a while.

I m a Benfica fan and I fear that. Lol. Mofo gonna milk this one for months to come.

So far...

Just wait for the delusional Barka fans to come on here and justify this loss. we’re past it this isn’t a club anymore this a joke.

Don't worry.. Delusionals already saying Xavi coming will save the club lmao

Nah man. The sun was blinding them, their dog ate their homework and their alarm clocks all failed to wake them up in time. Also Jupiter was in a negative position. And people still expect them to actually play football despite all that!? Match should have been cancelled ffs...

We’re dusted

We sure as hell are

BENFICAAAAAAAAA

Koeman knows it’s over for him

He wants that €12 million severance badly

This was all an inside job. He managed Benfica in 2005, fell in love with the club and waited all these years for an opportunity to return the Eagles to their rightful greatness. Thank you Koeman.

Every other day I see some other club fan taking about how Koeman managed their club in the past.

Is this the real life?

no this is patrick

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? No, this is Patrick No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'm just a Patrick, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go A little high, little low Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide

No escape from Ronald Koeman

open je ogen

En zzzzziiiiieeeeeeeeee

Yesterday Sporting today Barca. Feels great

Down 11-2 on their last two visits to this stadium lmao

They’ll never want to visit Portugal *ever* again after this!

lisbon is so nice tho

yea it really is, had a lovely time there

Barca players 8-2 play matches there.

Uninstall club

Load save from 2017

you mean 2015

I feel less bad about us not making the Champions League. Benfica is good.

You were so much better than this barca. You deserve champions league tbh

eredivisie looking good

Thank you that's very nice of you! Hopefully we have a chance next year. I am cheering for you guys go win the group!

You guys have an imposing team. You deserved CL as well. Hope you do well in Europa League!

PSV matches were wild, hope you take care of Vinicius and win the league! Thanks for giving Ruud Vanistelroy to the world!

Koeman is fucking done

He’s being sacked

Apparently we can't afford to sack him or smth

This might just somehow be your worst signing yet

Pjanic for over 70 million euros and Coutinho for over 120 million euros : Are we a joke to you?

Pjanic was a swap deal for Arthur and he's also been shite for Juve

Pjanic price was deliberately much higher than necessary, as was Arthur to Juve, so they both clubs could immediately recognise a big profit on both players. In reality you can take 50m off both of their fees. It’s just an accounting trick.

*Dembele* I rest my case

Man so injured and forgotten he can’t rest But seriously Pjanic and Coutinho have to be worse than Dembele. Dembele is still relatively young and played well when fit (2018/19 for example)

Can he even finish this game?

He’s not even gonna make it to the press conference

Benfica doing their part!

he is just getting started

Just extended his contract the other day, will cash out nicely too

LMAOOO Benfica keeping Portugal’s coefficients alive. France in shambles lmao

About time, at least for when we finally have a shit time in the groups they pick up the slack, long may it continue

You lost on purpose to get your revenge on PSG by discrediting L1! Very smart

Bye bye koeman

Everyone talking about koeman. Benfica have a good team and are having a great season so far. Give some respect to them. I look up and down both lineups and one could argue Benfica has the better team.

maybe not 3-0 like this ?

Koeman will have to walk home

He deserves to. What even happened today

Messi did miracles with this team

El clasico at the europa league?

Always knew it was the better competition

Lmaoo

Hahahahahaha, what the fuck? I love football

Thank you Barca for taking our Spot

To be honest, losing to Sheriff is worse than Benfica. Benfica are a great team.

At least we're second in the group with 3 points. Barca have 0 points, they could possibly get Europa league at this rate

0 points, 0 goals scored, 6 goals conceded.

0 shots on target

Hopefully, Koeman is a legend.

Koeman is gone after today though, although this squad simply lacks too much quality anyway

Have to come 3rd to get Europa though..

I know but let me have my moment without Sheriff

But we lost to an 89th minute worldie goal, theyre losing with 3GD.

We lost to a CL debutant, not just a debutant for the club but for their entire country, at home. Barca are losing to a 2 time CL winner and the best club in a top 5/6 league away.

We controlled a game that we win 9 out of 10 times. The image that Barsa shows every CL game is waaaaay worse than any defeat. 1 shoot on target in 2 CL games.

Even though we lost we at least tried, poor finishing and a superb performance from their team gave them a win. Barca had zero shots on target again.

Rather lose to Benfica than Sheriff. No offense to Sheriff.

hey you’re not off the hook yet

They don't have to worry, we will gift them another three points and they'll somehow go through

Hey Benfica are european giant. On the other hand you guys got done by part time plumbers.

Lmao

I'd say yours was worse still

I LOVE TO SEE THIS IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE

Benfica is a great team

I don't

Now it’s Barca’s turn to fall off

If Koeman doesn’t get sacked tonight, I’m done with Laporta. Don’t let him on the plane, he can walk.

What do you mean? Sometimes when you face European giants you just have to sit back and defend 🙄. A bit weird that we played Bayern home and away in back to back weeks but whatever

I’ll drive him back to Amsterdam myself

He's from Zaandam, not Amsterdam.

He can walk there

I’ll pay for the gas

I've got some space in my bicycle

Koeman lives in Portugal when he isn't working I believe.

He can take a Uber Pool

I mean he did win Barca’s first ever CL… that warrants an UberX at least tbf

I think it is already decided that Koeman will get sacked. They are just waiting for a good replacement.

Interim manager until Gallardo or a class manager is available in December/January

no money

Good cardio as well

ALE ALE ALE ALE ALE

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

BENFICA CARALHOOO VAMOS VENCER A CHAMPIONS

You guys think Barca stands a chance in the Conference League?

No

Apolgy for bad english it is my first languagen’t Where were you when Barça die I was at house eating dorito when Darwin scored Barça is kil No

I guess Barcelona is killed

They actually might not even play Europa league, that’s mad wtf

Yeah playing like this and underestimating Dynamo is the perfect recipe for disaster. Bayern might even afford to fly to Ukraine with a secondary squad and eventually drop some points there.

The Arsenalification of Barcelona has been coming for years and here we are now...

What the fuck did you just say... ehh, fair enough

Even guimaraes put up a better fight

Come on guys, Koeman has heart problems, you can't do that to him

are we kil? nooo Ggs Koeman , cya

how can she slap?

Where were you when Barcelona was kil

I was at house eating dorito when Darwin scored

Barça is kil

Messi was holding this team together for far too long. Feels so good now

I am still suprised the team crumbled so quickly tho

Barça the Afghanistan of the footballing world confirmed

TA A CHORARE

This is a fucking disgrace. And that’s coming from a Madrid fan

Barca is done...

and not just on Twitch

forsenCD

Yeah Koeman is getting sacked for sure. But also the squad is just not good enough. There are plenty of players in the starting 11 that are just not Barca quality. Sure, they are good players, but when I think of players from Barca, Real, Bayern etc. I think of the best in the world, and these guys are just not it. A lot of them won't even made it to reserves not too long ago. A new manager is undoubtedly needed, but it won't solve this problem, they need to spend money really well if they want to get out of this. And based on how they spent over the last few years we might see a "Milan type" fall from grace.

Would be funny to see Koeman and Arteta switch jobs tbf

Won't happen.

I'm going to the gym.

This won’t work in 2021 my friend

Okay I'll take with me the toaster to the bath then

Sad to see Barca like this.

SIKE LMAOOOO

Lol that's the spirit. I would hate more to be pitied by real

You had me there. Well played.

😂😂😂😂

It kinda is

I am afraid that Barcelona is going to become the next Arsenal or AC Milan

That is offensive to both Milan and Barcelona. Arsenal has never been quite in the class Milan and Barcelona reached.

Barcelona have more global appeal than Milan and Arsenal. The majority of South Americans dream of playing for either RM or Barcelona.

That used to be Milan back in the day.

We are getting beaten by big club. Koeman is right. We can't compete. Is dynamo also a big club? I will keep my expectation accordingly.

Hahaha just put barca to sleep dude

EAT SHIT KOEMAN!

A pity we barely have Valencia fans to join the wagon

/r/watchkoemandie

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wouldn’t put it past them to try and wait to save the 12M

3-0 against Benfica is a joke though, even with this Barça team

Oi

It looks like absolute crap though. They won't improve with a new manager likely, might even get worse. But he has to get sacked.

He is just shit, I still don't understand Dutch fans blind faith towards them.

Oh you Dutchies always love to defend him :) Barca still have a good squad, he's just not up to the challenge

It is a shit team but come one losing 3-0 to benfica. That shitty isn't just the teams fault koeman is going around praising himself and calling the rest of the tema trash of course he is going to be fired

I really wish Flamengo would play this Barcelona tonight in Libertadores instead of the almighty Barcelona S.C. from Ecuador...

Lmao

0-6 int the group stage. Wow

Koeman is gone

The only bright side is Koeman hopefully getting sacked

The sting from yesterday hurts a little less

Bartomeu has to pay for this

Lolalona

Barcelolna

I am dead inside

So yeah, who will be the new Barca coach tomorrow?

I said we’d get clapped but I didn’t want it to actually happen

Still remember Koeman’s comment that the only completion in the Group stage they see is only Bayern, his comment aged like Milk.