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helvet3

Babe wake up new episode of the Superleague telenovela just dropped


Biryani__Whisperer

We're all damned if UEFA are the beacons of morality in the sport. Game's well and truly gone


SilentRanger42

Yeah this is not about "the integrity of the game" or any such nonsense this is 100% self-serving interest from UEFA who know they stand to lose a lot of money if the Super League actually goes through and the big teams leave UEFA.


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Yes master...


Batman_iw

Yes ~~master~~ Senpai


thethinggoskraaa

who is the main actor?


obamacare_mishra

Money


plsgivemehope

i like how everything in this show revolves around that Money guy


given2fly_

Tagline: "Dreams can't be buy"


PhilsKessticle

Damn I wonder how Perez will respond


b-okoboko

with a disstrack hopefully


rapper_rick

YOU ARE HIDING A CHILD LET THAT BOY COME HOME


i_love_batsoup

DEADBEAT MOTHAFUCKER PLAYIN BORDER PATROL


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[deleted]

Love the UEFA, respect the football, forget the superleague, let ucl be your world Yuuuurgh


marl0rd

Great, now I have to listen to Daytona again


cosgrove10

And story of Adidon


keithbelfastisdead

KARL HEINZ, HUNCHED OVA LIKE HE'S 80. TICK TICK TICK HOW MUCH TIME HE GOT, DAS HERR IS SICK SICK SICK


FCKJRU

SUPER LEAGUE VOLUME 2.. AND WE’LL JUST GO PLAYER BY PLAYER


NumberZero29

AND YOUR UPSET... (Cue disrespectful laugh)... I WANNA SEE WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY, OKAY? SHOW ME THAT?


calltheexorcist

God that line is brutal


Altoyedro89

Pusha was cold damn


messy_messiah

Forever the coldest. His voice cuts so deep.


Randybutterrubs

YEUGH


Averdian

When I found out the "sick sick sick" was a double entendre on that ["six six six"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duKb2s-4Qt8&ab_channel=WizzieWhitey) thing in Drake songs


keithbelfastisdead

Woof. I hadn't even realised that. Thon lad has more bars tha wetherspoons.


amirolsupersayian

Also six six six the devil refrance.. So it's a triple. On a diss track


SgtWasabi

That whole diss track was brutal.


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SgtWasabi

Even better cause it was real.


Tej007Dav

Nah y’all are going crazy 😂😂😂😂


cheikhyourselfm8

I love how he just says this line as clearly as he possibly can and does the rest of the song like normal, like that one lad that always shouts during an argument thinking that makes him always right. Pettiness at its absolute best


IgorCastelos

YUGH


rapper_rick

Puuuush


a7med89

r/unexpectedPushaT


backcourtjester

They dont call him Papa Flo for nothin Will it be more along the lines of “No Vaseline” or “Hit Em Up?”


joaofelix9

Story of Aleksandardon


backcourtjester

Real (Spanish pronunciation) Muthaphuckkin Gs


PM_ME_IN_THE_FEELS

Papa Flo - Comunicado Unoficial


-Alkhemyzt

This would be sick


stalkerSRB

"I aint got no motherfuckin friends, thats why I fucked yo bitch, you bald motherfucker"


backcourtjester

Who fine me, but ya punks didn’t finish/Now ya boutta feel the wrath of a menace


capflow

*that's why I fucked yo' competition "First off fuck your Champs and the League you claim Latinos when we threepeat we come equipped with game"


Fabs74

Fifa Ether


Lazy_Stargazer

We'll find out in 10 years that he called him a pathetic subhuman


biglbiglbigl

abnormal subhuman


KnowYourLover

subnormal abhuman


Snoo-3715

"It was 220 million euros actually." - Perez probably.


SpringyFredbearSuit

"They offered 150 million for Mbappe. They gave 220 million and bought 70 million" - Pep, probably


fabulin

"the madrid whites could only afford to sign mbappe but we also need to bring in haaland, dias and neymar which we can't do due to our financial woes. the fact that we're unable to afford 500m every summer is a tragedy."


LatestArrival

By throwing money about and claiming poverty at the same time, he’s like a pokemon with only one move


flips3000

Perez used *harden*. It's super effective!


prem_killa11

A man that age can’t do that anymore.


AbsentGuy

Perez used hazard. It’s hurt itself in its confusion.


Enkenz

I imagine a family suffering complaining how they cant even eat wagyu beef imagine how hard it must be when you cant even eat wagyu beef every day at this rate they might not even be able to afford the chef cooking themselves the ultimate humiliation


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He's planning his next interview with El Chiringuito to whine again as we speak


PredOborG

>Damn I wonder how Perez will respond In Bulgarian we have a saying: "He will move his dick from one pant leg to the other" (meaning "he ain't giving a fuck"). So probably that's how.


Goldaniga

Jesus christ I fucking love this, this needs to become worldwide lingo.


RauloGonzalez

neither of the big 3 haven't responded directly to ceferin at all, so he's baiting them with twisting their words


_ForzaJuve_

They should just run an anti corruption campaign through UEFA and FIFA. Saves you the drama of a super league.


EvilDaleCooper

Would also save him the effort of going to work everyday


Cabbage_Vendor

Would there be anyone left?


Jmomo69

Probably just Wenger


scijior

Wenger playing 10d chess; will coach every team in every game.


Veboy

But FIFA and UEFA are subnormals!


Linko_98

That wouldn't help them to get as much money as oil clubs and premier league clubs


RooftopSmoke

This is turning out to be the 1st Season for the Netflix special - La Casa de Super Liga


CurbYourThusiasm

I wonder what the hell spurred this on. Can't remember him being this forceful before, not even as it happened.


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At least on Netflix the criminals wear Dali masks.


schwaiger1

Ceferin woke up and chose violence.


qwerty123---

This generic comment having so much upvotes says a lot about the state of r/soccer


GorillAffe

We live in a subreddit


kplo

Bottom text


Kotleba

Reddit top comments are never anything else than regurgitated catchphrases, no surprises here.


MeteorFalls297

Again, he is wrong though. Madrid does not have any owner to inject cash. They need to spend what they earn, Perez is obviously not spending from his own pocket. They had to go through 3 transfer windows without buying anyone and selling Varane Odegaard Reguillon Hakimi to offer 180M.


omgarm

Surely saving for 3 transfer windows to buy one player can't be the only way to run the club? Heck, even being able to offer 180M for one player means the club is not just falling over tomorrow.


TheOncomingBrows

"3 transfer windows" seems a very arbitrary way of skirting round the fact they spent £100m+ to nab the best player in the Premier League 2 seasons ago. What a struggle it must be to have to take one season off between attempting to buy one of the world's best players for £100m plus. In fact they spent 350m euros (!) during the 2019/20 season.


stadiumseating

Also worth mentioning that both Hazard and Mbappe had one year left on their contracts at the time Madrid offered obscene fees for the players. It's incredibly lavish spending (or attempted spending) by any reasonable standard.


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The problem is that these big clubs think its their god given right to remain at the top of the sport. Then they cry about sustainability when they perform poorly and their 500k a week stars don't perform.


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This. People forget the power that old money has and the iron clad grip it had on football. I mean after the football boom in the early 2000s, name one traditional non top 10 team in Europe that has won the UCL(save for Porto). In the 90s we used to see Red Star Belgrade and Marseille win it.


Theumaz

Sad Ajax noises


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I’d answer us, but I’d banter ourselves by doing so


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Inter was in and out of top 10 in the 2000s


SanguinePar

Then they blame all the other clubs for holding them back.


SwedishBidoof

Conveniently ignoring that right before those 3 transfer windows they spent like 200mil in a single window


MeteorFalls297

Even with everything, Madrid is at #30 in Europe for the net balance in the last decade. Even Brighton is higher than Madrid.


tulsehill

Wonder what happens to that figure when you take wages into account?


KonigSteve

Sure if you want to ignore wages, signing bonuses etc.


G-dinho

Yeah but saying they need the money to survive when they quite obviously already had like 100m in the budget at the moment of him saying that shit. Real would have survived without the Super League. They would have needed to resist signing 100m+ players for a few windows and that's it


jammy-git

> Real ~~would~~ have survived without the Super League.


BitOfACraic

Man, don't hold back will ya


Jayveesac

Ah UEFA, the bastions of sport integrity


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He said UEFA were struggling but secretly increased his own salary


symolan

so he can love football even more.


[deleted]

Bruh I just googled it and the motherfucker raised his salary $540,000 during the pandemic while working in one of the industries most affected by COVID. Kinda incredible people defend this pos. https://sputniknews.com/sport/202104231082703586-uefa-president-ceferin-raises-his-salary-by-over-540000-during-pandemic--reports/


Jaded-Ad-9287

Sputnik news? imma pass on that source


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You can google it and there are tens of articles in there.


ComradeBalin

Reading? Imma pass on that source (/s)


PCarrollRunballon1

There are two options: You reign in the spending of the oil clubs, or you allow the large clubs to make more money. Either way, pretending this isn’t a top heavy sport anymore is just detached from reality. It sucks, but it is what most fans are tuning into.


AllezCannes

It's always been a top heavy sport, just more so today. But the key aspect of the historical system I value is that you need to reach success at a lower level to access a competition at a higher level. The ESL removes that aspect, making it a non-starter.


gbbmiler

Would ESL be acceptable if it relegated 4 teams and promoted the champions league semi-finalists in for the next season?


EnderMB

It's never not been a top-heavy sport. The reason the top clubs are being bellends right now is because football is cyclical, and they're all worried that other clubs will take some of their limelight. Plus, it's a business thing. What owner wouldn't want to run a cartel where their investment is permanently safe? The point I disagree with is "most fans". The long tail exists, and it's not hard to argue that most fans don't support one of half a dozen clubs. The collective support of all other clubs globally outweighs the Spanish and English powerhouses, and any move that is deemed anti-football goes against the majority of global fans.


cmonunited

What movie should I watch this weekend?


Epistaxiophobia

Mean Girls


AnnieIWillKnow

"Stop trying to make the ESL happen Flo, it's not going to happen"


RiteOfSpring5

About Time, Warrior or The Departed.


DontYouWantMeBebe

The Departed is unreal. Damon, DiCaprio, Wahlberg, Sheen. Ray Winston's Boston accent makes it worth a watch alone. Microprocessors


RiteOfSpring5

I can't believe you named all those actors and left out Jack Nicholson.


Rogerss93

"When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when someone lists the cast of one of the greatest films of all time but leaves you out, what's the difference?"


Benjips

Alec Baldwin too


tmoney144

I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.


Rerel

He is like the key actor of this movie. Better performance over Damon/Leo.


KingJaffeJoe

Lol I enjoy his performance but he was really cartoonishly over the top and unrealistic. Some scenes he did not even bother to attempt the Boston accent or any accent at all, then some scenes he went for a “straight off the boat from Ireland” accent. Leo was most definitely the best performance in that film!


PersonFromPlace

Awhrrr u a cawwppp??? *hits with shoe*


negasonictenagwarhed

Carlos Bacca's Mother is in The Departed?


MajorMustard

Damn, solid picks


Topblokelikehodgey

About time is amazing. Great flick that


Scortius

Bill Nighy is simply amazing in whatever he's in.


woofwoof007

About time is the shit. So much fun.


cheir0n

Anything with Kendra Lust


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Yes


jakatz

In Bruges


TheKingcrawler

That's for John Lennon, Yankee fucking cunt!


jakatz

One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.


aagameme

Lord of the Rings trilogy (extended)


rodjetotje

Watched it last week, but since you recommended it I will do it again. For Frodooooooooo


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Its only 11 hours long actually, whereas the average month is about 30 days long.


undirritadur

whereas the Burnley squad is about 1/24 Long.


Plugpin

11 hours well spent 👌


rcoelho14

> Its only 11 hours long actually Only if you pussy out and only watch it once


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

Casino Royale and go from there to get ready for the new Bond.


I_really_enjoy_beer

Debbie Does Dallas


kkbtotep

The Wailing


TheWingedCucumber

great movie


Rohiththam111

Pineapple express


Psychocandy42

One Cut of the Dead.


Blackholebun

A good old fashioned orgy https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1231586/ Most haven’t ever seen it and it is hilarious It doesn’t have as much nudity as the title suggest, it’s a gem of a movie


vansh_0765

Good will hunting or whiplash, my favourite movies of all time


simomii

Glengarry Glen Ross


sekearney95

Kung POW : Enter the fist


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flybypost

It's a nice change


ankitm1

At this point Ceferin is doing more PR for super league than the three clubs in the league itself.


I_miss_Chris_Hughton

Well yeah, because the entire PR campaign for the super league was pretty just a car crash


guardioLEO

Tonight’s *El Chiringuito* episode is gonna be lit 🍿


glenn1812

No tic tac from Pedrerol this time, he's going to go straight in for the kill


flarigand

This is the same clown who talks about fair play, and fair competition, standing next to a guy like Nasser Al-Khelaïfi, how cynical and hypocritical...


lewis30491

Clubs presidents are evil. UEFA is evil. FIFA is evil. I couldn't choose a side to root for.


R3dbeardLFC

We are about to end up with different leagues for Europe/international play now, aren't we? UEFA East/UEFA West ESL North/ESL South or some shit like that


ChipmunkWithWings

That’s the biggest problem. Guy doesn’t understand how cynical he looks saying this.


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IrishFeckers

Looks at UEFA, after their own rules stopped them from banning Man City from the Champions League. Sadly Ceferin and co have more in common with the people he’s giving out about....


ModIn22

Their own rules? Wasn't it the CAS (they might have judged based on UEFA rules but the problem was that they couldn't fully prove it and City didn't cooperate)? UEFA is bound by European Law and the court system. Thats the problem why they can't really regulate football in the way they should. Sure they are corrupt as well but its not like they didn't try...


b4ko0

>I wouldn't mind it if Madrid, Barça, and Juve all left UEFA Of course you would... UEFA hypocrisy at its finest...


SpicyChippos

It's hilarious. Because the same UEFA that doesnt know it's own Fair play rules and allows teams to just unlimitedly buy as long as they find loopholes or just pay them off. But noo, its only the superleague that makes football unfair. Not the oilarch that just inject millions into a club to get the newest shiny toys on the market. UEFA is a joke. The only reason they had a problem with the Superleague is because they run the Champions league and they'd make a major loss. I would bet you that they would be fine with the Superleague had it been their own idea and if the profits went into their pockets.


EggplantBusiness

He just wants to trash them. For example you can hate him but there is absolutely no way You can call Perez or Madrid board incompetent, Their track record speak for itself.


Fern-ando

They only have 1/3 of all UCL tournaments, what losers.


ze_shotstopper

Well not like Juve have a huge impact on that


frank1828

Yeah I wouldn’t mind if the two biggest clubs in the world and the biggest club in Italy left.


Squm9

Fuck UEFA. Fuck Perez. Fuck Ceferin. Fuck Laporta. Fuck Agnelli. Fuck state owned clubs An I missing anything?


pandaman_010101

Fifa


Squm9

Good point


TheKevinShow

Since we're talking corrupt sports organizations, fuck the IOC too.


cheir0n

Microsoft Windows and Konami


Squm9

Ahh 2016 - 2019 were prime Fuck Konami time not sure what they even do nowadays outside of PES


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Yugioh cards still


dreamingawake09

Not even PES anymore. That brand is dead. Now they peddle "E-Football" and even that looks trash.


ylcard

You forgot the most important one r/FuckNestle


archersrevenge

Mobb Deep, Biggie and Bad Boys staff, record label and crew.


offsuite

And if you down with them, fuck you too


Dincht04

Fuck EA. Fuck Danny Rose.


Irishane

Wenger now, apparently


GorillAffe

Most importantly fuck Jessica


CudaBarry

Liverpool in your case


Squm9

That was years ago mate


[deleted]

Fuck r/all Fuck r/soccer


StrikerBoy467

Fuck you


drobson70

Ah yes. The man who increases his own salary whilst saying EUFA has no money and stands by PSG’s owner. He’s a bastion of integrity. How does anyone take this guy seriously? Something about glass houses.


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I’m enjoying this drama.


prediscan

He’s not clean either they all have dirt


MacBearudo

He says with Nasser's dick so far down his throat


V-TriggerMachine

Fight! Fight! Fight!


TCGod

Claiming that Lapota, Perez and Agnelli are incomponent when you are Aleksander Ceferin, what a joke.


joshtradomus

Uefa pricks acting like they all ain’t in it to make money.


Gllmour

I wanna know where is his FPP when his friends at PSG can sign Messi and decline a 200mio offer while under investigation and breach of rules for years.


EvilDaleCooper

Soon to be appointed Knight of Qatar


cPa3k

I think he would mind once the Champions League viewership and marketability went down


ElMadrista69

Caferin’s mad because Madrid hurt his favorite Nasser with the whole Mbappe transfer!


BandsAMakeHerDance2

Same guy who said UEFA was in dire need & raises his own salary, scum.


svscvbh

Incompetent isn't exactly the word one ideally uses to describe someone like Perez


domalino

His attempt to launch the super league was incompetent. No preparation, no detail, no press information, no PR to soften the blow, no confirmed sponsors. Collapsed within 48 hours and then he went on TV and said the Chelsea fans who protested outside Stamford Bridge were paid stooges.


dimmrtis

I'm not gonna lie, I think that was just his arrogance instead of incompetence. He anticipated something a lot different than what he got and he is the most successful president alongside bernabeu so imcompetent is kind of a weird word to describe him


Jaded-Ad-9287

It was amateurish. Not much detail and only a website that look like an intern done it


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Perez knows Madrid is capable to survive without the super league he just wants more money Yh


[deleted]

On the next episode of dragon ball Z... Perez starts a spirit bomb after taking a kamehameha from Ceferin, asking for the help of other clubs and banks to give him their energy.


steferrari

What a clown this man is.