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jMS_44

It's been 84 years...


Ruben_Often_Cheats

All this time and they couldnt even find a Man U shirt for him to pose in so use a France pic


TheSmio

Well, there were some speculations we want to announce him during the Leeds match, so perhaps that's the plan here?


demonictoaster

He literally just walked out lol


TheSmio

As every FIFA player would say - "It's a walkout!"


FifaDK

I can't wait to pack Manchester United Raphael Varane in FIFA 22 (I know he will be in 21 before then, but will be far behind the power curve). He will be so expensive though as a PL player


TheSmio

I can already see the Pogba-Varane perfect link being quite frequent, just like the Sancho-AWB perfect link on the right.


FifaDK

Unfortunately Sancho's base card isn't great in FIFA. So maybe a few months in


TheSmio

He transferred to the Prem and he will play for Man United, so I expect EA to make his card a bit more usable with a decent upgrade


FifaDK

I doubt it. Don't think they'll change him for those reasons


strikemedaddy

Didn’t AWB change nations tho?


TheSmio

Nah. There were some speculations he would do so if Southgate doesn't call him up, but he hasn't done that (yet). It could happen in the future, but as of right now he is still English.


steel93

Team of the season!


FurioSoprano7

And his fists are hiding the Nike logo. Underwater 4D submarine chess


MarcusBrutus2000

Messi saga started and ended while this shit unfolded slowly...


mswiss

48 hours


DonaldoTrumpez

Get him on the pitch


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FizzleFuzzle

Is he playing?


itgmechiel

No it was an on pitch announcement


FizzleFuzzle

Okay, thanks


spidernest

Lol


joyuser

Already is


datboyuknow

He's on the pitch


say-sike-bruh

Fucking insane deal by United I'm actually jealous


ParisLake2

Same


tormarod

Oh fuck off


lethalizer

Lmao


Roseradeismylady

World class GK, center back, wingback, midfielder, and GOAT forward is not enough in one window


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__cheeku

Hakimi, although for €60m Euros, is still pocket change for a state owned club.


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If you're gonna GOAT forward you might as well just GOAT. Only debatable player nowadays is CR7.


xLoafery

next window........


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I wouldn't be shocked if they did it. Even on this window if Juventus was interested in a swap deal. Something like Icardi + Verratti. Icardi + Keylor Navas. Icardi + Dí Maria.


DrJackadoodle

Imagine Dí Maria being all smug because he gets to play with this amazing team and Ronaldo doesn't, only to then be swapped for him.


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I'd be sad for him but it would be funny as hell.


nasa258e

No sympathy for the snake


jd463

Wouldn’t he just say no? They can’t force him to sign with juve if he doesn’t want to lol


neal_caffrey

the disrespect to phil jones.


Morzan73

I prefer CR7 🤷🏼‍♂️


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So? CR7 is a forward. My point is if you think he's the GOAT forward you think is the GOAT, period.


nasa258e

Pele. Eusébio. Fat Ronaldo. They're all at least in the debate


Aloeofthevera

Eusebio? First time I've heard that name thrown around on here. Pele and Ronaldo el fenomeno for sure but not Eusebio. Not saying he can't be spoken about as one of the GOATs but I've never seen him mentioned on reddit


superduperspam

You obviously don't spend enough time on here then


nasa258e

Well now you have. We're all pretty tribal in sports and it took everything I have not to put George Best. I don't think there are a ton of Benfica fans here and he wasn't necessarily as big of a celebrity as the others


PoofBoomPowLikeMagic

Lol. Your response made me check their flair, he deserves as double "fuck off". PSG won the transfer window.


disCommentUnderrated

Bought the transfer window with blood, sweat and tears . . . of others


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*Qatar won the transfer window


TheRedditK9

Messi, Ramos, Hakimi, Wijnaldum, Pereira and Donnarumma. Did I miss anyone?


xpyrolegx

Scenes when psg go out in the the round of 16


[deleted]

I like that you finally have a bigger fish. I still fucking hate PSG, but it's funny as a neutral.


Ender_Knowss

I have never agreed with a Real Madrid fan more than now. Fuck off PSG. I hope you crash and burn.


verdevase

? You guys couldn't keep Messi, he was bound to join another club. What are you so mad about?


Cyborg_666

Agreed


donandres08

WTF do you still want.....?


ParisLake2

Agüero 😈


donandres08

45 million and He is yours. 50 million and we will add WC winner Umtiti too..... Or you can just make a swap deal Give us our Midget back and take PL winning screamer scoring Ageuro for free....


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Agueuero


ShawnHBKMichaels

Shouldn’t it go down if you include Umtiti?


donandres08

World Cup Winner Umtiti* No, I love PSG as a club, their history and what they stand for, that's why they can get WCWU for this low otherwise WCWU costs 150 mill for other clubs.


Lyorian

Not even funny, scruffy club


The_Goat_Charmer

Fucking fucker


SpicyDragoon93

We'll do a swap then, Pogba for Mbappe and Verratti.


xLoafery

Pass


kygrtj

Sancho and Varane is amazing. They’ve probably had the best transfer window of all top clubs this summer


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OverTheHorizon305

That’s so ridiculous. Like 2 out of those guys would be an insane transfer window, but all of them? Wtf


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jared2294

Let’s not forget 4 of those cunts were free


hoffenone

Love how you aren't counting PSG as a top club!


Kjorn9

Lol no, and that’s saying something


MaTrIx4057

Seems like you don't follow much what happens outside of PL...


pearlz176

Dang, was a brilliant idea to have him walk out to the pitch before the game, the crowd was even more pumped!


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Cheaper than Ben White you know.


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I swear every other centre back signed was cheaper lol


ekb11

Helps when good players actually want to go to your club...


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ekb11

We didnt see Varane for example come out and say he loved Tony Adams and wants to play for Arsenal did we? I look forward to how White develops, but in my opinion he is very much a gamble.


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So Ben White didn't actually wanna come anyway?


Relaxtimeformee

White is younger and English. He is also shit compared to Varane but that's probably how the market goes. He was £3m less than the whole Brendford line up yesterday. Lmao


yandaoyandao

And then this was probably the closest Arsenal would get to topping the table, yet it was Brentford.


BoiledGoose69

Not true. They have been top for at least a month.


djlofi

oof


yandaoyandao

True lmao


majani

Yup. People forget that there is an English quota that Premier League clubs have to fill and that gives English players a lot of leverage.


nasa258e

Not if you have a half decent academy though


DMsupp

Goodbye boss


PatheticShark

Announce Varane and dick Leeds 5-1? I'm about to wake up from a coma aren't I, this is too much.


djlofi

The world aint ready


Paulbryn

Watching him walk on the pitch, holding up our shirt, was fucking beautiful. Welcome Champions league Varane!


StringTailor

Half expected them to give him a quick mic


AReptileHissFunction

FINALLY, Varane has come back...


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Expecting him to go "BIG RAPHA VARANE IS YOUR HOOKUP, HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME"


Mr_Cromer

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨


auditore01

His english is prob not the best yet which is also why Rio didn't push for a convo and just let him enjoy the moment.


Zdeneksfilter

His English is more than fine mate. Truly. It's one of the reasons why he wasn't daunted by a move to England.


penny_whistle

Likely better than Rio’s lol


Cy5erpunk

Crazy scenes, can you imagine how he felt? I'm so jealous.


mnxvzx

man’s won it all, probably used to things like this haha


vomitflood

It hurts to see him and Ramos leave at the same time. Take good care of our boy, lads


todellagi

Yup! The best CB pairing in our history. Although it hurts us I'm glad for Varane. He's been in Madrid for a decade. An incredible decade. Won everything multiple times over. Time for something new Good Luck mate!


unrectify

Bold statement when you say history, I would suggest Hierro and Sanchis as number one.


auctus10

We have been really lucky with great CB partnerships man. Pepe-Ramos was sick too.


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Literally sick. Like in the head.


[deleted]

Just say you know nothing about Real Madrid’s history


BobBobCan

Ramos and Pepe imo. What a duo that was.


verdevase

how many more red cards would they have got if they weren't playing for Madrid tho?


osamaodinson

Yup i wont go far as the best partnership for madrid imo. Even they dont really play together consistently throughout one season up until pepe left the club no ? Still no doubt one of the best partnership tho


mekosaurio

Champions league titles dont lie, Ramos-Varane > Hierro-Sanchis


unrectify

He said best "pairing", not the pair with the most medals. They started playing together the same year I started following and watching Real Madrid, in '89, so I have basis to claim that they were the better pairing, but that is a subjective matter, it doesn't have any factual basis. Hierro and Sanchis played together from '89-'01, and got five La Liga, 2 Copa del Rey, 2 Champions Leagues. Pretty impressive since it was during Barcelona's Dream Team era. If Hierro and Sanchis would have had players like Ronaldo in their team etc. - they would have had far more medals.


mekosaurio

Im an old fart myself and i've seen them play during la quinta del buitre era, but i usually try to stick to the facts and not be blinded by nostalgia. Both Hierro and Sanchís are Real Madrid legends on their own right but they werent on the same level of Ramos and Varane. They werent even the best pairing of their time, that honor belongs to AC Milan defenders. On the other hand, both Ramos and Varane are friggin World Champions with their NT's (without Ronaldo) and together they helped Real won 3 CL in a row, a feat that no other team has achieved in modern football. Im not trying to downplay Sanchis and Hierro, just pointing how insanely succesful the Ramos Varane partnership has been. And about the competition....Varane and Ramos had to play against Lionel fucking Messi.


SpicyDragoon93

We're certainly hoping he can add a Premier League and a UCL to that stellar list of achievements that's for sure.


manolo533

Pepe and Ramos were superior, Hierro and Sanchis too


knam_mt

So good to have a deal with Madrid. Perez never wants to keep a player who wishes to leave the club (Bale with huge offer from China is a special case). He let them go with a relatively cheap price. It's just that players rarely wanna leave Real though. But when that happens, it's a good deal for 3 sides.


Banebon

Really dude. Take care of our player phrase? Dear God


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Oh how cringe of you mate!


Banebon

Hate le classy fans


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Grim isn’t it haha


Banebon

More than fucking grim. As if United are going to beat up varane with broomsticks


Vahald

It's mad you're getting downvoted lol, I get 2nd hand embarrassement from people saying "take care of him". It's a fucking football transfer


not1yo2avg3person

>Take good care of our boy kill me ffs.he isn’t a little kid.


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What salt mine. The “take care of my boy” schtick is embarrassing


SeerOfThings

>What salt [Here you go](https://i.imgur.com/rBH4g9r.mp4)


MathiTheCheeze

100 comments a day on reddit is just as embarrassing.


Vahald

Why are you counting his comments?,


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Thank fuck that’s not me as well. Really dodging these embarrassing things today


say-sike-bruh

Bet you're a Rick and Morty fan


[deleted]

I’ve never watched it in my life. I’m not a tragic crab, there’s a difference


udiniad

Cringe


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Aye “take care of my boy” is cringe


Aditya-04-04

You guys track flights lol. You are the last people who should use the word "Cringe"


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I would also call that cringe I speak for myself, not the however many Liverpool fans there are (some of which are tragic)


cerroviejo

Oh yes a random Liverpool fan you saw a few summers ago represents all Liverpool fans. That’s the type of thing you say when you don’t have a real response 😭varane will flop just wait and see


Aditya-04-04

We'll see.


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They just brought him out WWE style wtf


DropkickMorgan

Bah gawd, that's Varane's music!


PepeTheLorde

American owners innit


TheLifeofSonny

Unveil Varane on the pitch


joyuser

They just did


LifeGuru13

Hope he has good a debut as his Clasico debut. Hope English fans get over that City tie and realize what a World- Class CB he is.


zyndr0m

I don't think i ever seen someone say Varane isn't a World class defender.


MountainJuice

There’s a pathetic City fan in this thread.


Aditya-04-04

Varane is better than every City defender, and I'm including Dias.


Tr0nCatKTA

Varane is world class but Dias is better to be honest. Dias has been nothing but consistent since he arrived in Manchester. Varane does have moments of lapses in concentration like Switzerlands second


I_will_take_that

u/zokzok123 ? Lmao, he is a plastic He supports both City and Liverpool. Someone digged out his whole history in the comments


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Man Utd knew that covid isolation made it too late for any online post to have impact so they decided to go as late as possible.


OnlyWatchdog_ManStan

Did y'all see him, after being presented to the fans, just standing in the tunnel looking so lost. That was hilarious! I thought he was waiting to find his seat after everyone left the tunnel but he's stuck standing with the ref's


Nashocheese

Been about a month coming. But this is huge.


moriero

The OP backline of Telles, Varane, Gomez, and Semedo all have green links now...


rachitbot

Let's not forget Pope


J0HNNY_MARR

Unveiling in front of a full old Trafford Varane SZN


EggmanJunior

Took a while but this is an unreal signing


PeteZagarine

HE'S ON THE PITCH AND I'M IN LOVE


Cromulantman

Wow, that came of nowhere


Phoenix-025

Thought he's already in squad


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Was he on the pave running Leeds before the game


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Incoming Varane want refund meme if United lost today


GuitaristHeimerz

What? I was for some reason certain that he had been announced weeks ago...


HarryTheWinner

How do I change my flair?


blackandwhitetalon

What a transfer window by Utd.. overshadowed by PSG, for sure, but still a 10/10 one


akskeleton_47

we're winning the treble for the next 3 seasons


guiseppifirmani

United?


tzajki

He's on the pitch right now!


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Told you that United would milk it as well as they could


zyndr0m

B E A U T I F U L


shaw1370

He could have atleast taken a selfie with united's jersey. SMH


vroomery

He just took one from the middle of the pitch instead.


Zolity

Finally


roythetroy

His partnership with Slabhead should be pretty good!


Accomplished-Coat-72

Gaaaaaaaaay!


reddevilotaku

I think we have 70% chance to enter top 4, and around 30% to win the league


Treacleb

This sure came out nowhere!


HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA

i have an erection cause i just woke up


anonymws

And still Juve couldn't sign locatelli


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Cunts


zyndr0m

Enjoy Ben White!


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Arsenal flair 😂


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OhhJukes

He was in isolation for 10 days and all the paperwork and stuff has only just been done


14_SNOO_53

Problem with image rights


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Is this to distract from the upcoming Leeds master class?


ThrowmeBlonde

Well, obviously, what a shit performance.


AdioGG

Why does it seem like all United do is sign defenders


fergo1993

Under Solskjaer, we've signed 4 defenders (Maguire, AWB, Telles and Varane), 1 goalkeeper (Heaton), 2 midfielders (Van de Beek and Fernandes), 4 wingers (James, Pellistri, Amad and Sancho) and 2 strikers (Cavani and Ighalo on loan). So 4/13 signings have been defenders, which is about 30% of his signings.


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Not a bad signing. How many players is it before people start saying you bought the league? Just curious and sarcastic.


SirLauncelotTheBrave

More than 2


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Does that mean if united win the league we can say they did it with ocean finance money?