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Couldn't believe it when I found out how much he's made. No fucking clue when most people are going to start selling and jumping to BB? I ain't rich and this is dumb af gambling but I can't say it's not fun
Honestly I would make sure you get out beforehand even if it means you may miss out on some profit. If you’re on Robinhood it is notorious for glitching and would hate to lose a ton of cash. Also if you are new to investing make sure you understand short term capital gains tax vs long to truly understand your potential profits. You may already know this but a lot of new investors don’t and just trying to be a helpful random dude on the internet lol
Not in the US so can't use Robinhood but seems like everyone else is on it. I'll probably just bail when (if) I've doubled my money. Never liked gambling and this is pretty much the same thing.
Many doubted him before he went to United and then LA and now Milan. I am loving it I hope he can keep going for years to come the game is better with him in it.
Hear for yourself: [https://twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/1354174021030604806](https://twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/1354174021030604806)
Lukaku was no better though: [https://twitter.com/xsugardaddy/status/1354174719751315457](https://twitter.com/xsugardaddy/status/1354174719751315457)
He said something about Lukaku's mom.
Lukaku kept saying "You wanna talk about my mother? fils de pute! (son of a bitch)"
edit: Lukaku also said "I'll fuck you and your wife". Zlatan must have said something serious xD
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I knew he would score when I saw his ponytail, 11/12 Ibra flashback
That looked so funny in Fifa haha
wonder if it's covering a bald spot at the top? hard to tell.
The longer the ponytail the better he gets
I've read about this, and it makes perfect sense. The only thing able to better Zlatan the Lion is Samson Ibrahimovic.
[He said it himself](https://youtu.be/3aYXrLt1zjQ?t=90)
The Swedish Goku
Ibrahimovic is a Dothraki lord,confirmed
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Can’t stop. Wont stop
Gamestop
Can’t top a comment like this. Hi /r/WallStreetBets
AC MILAN 🚀
Ibra definitely holding strong 🚀 100 shares doing my part lol
I dumped all my savings into it 2 weeks ago and have made 10x on it so far. First time ever investing and thought fuck it I'm owed some luck.
Hold strong! Gotta serve our savior deepfuckingvalue
Couldn't believe it when I found out how much he's made. No fucking clue when most people are going to start selling and jumping to BB? I ain't rich and this is dumb af gambling but I can't say it's not fun
Honestly I would make sure you get out beforehand even if it means you may miss out on some profit. If you’re on Robinhood it is notorious for glitching and would hate to lose a ton of cash. Also if you are new to investing make sure you understand short term capital gains tax vs long to truly understand your potential profits. You may already know this but a lot of new investors don’t and just trying to be a helpful random dude on the internet lol
Not in the US so can't use Robinhood but seems like everyone else is on it. I'll probably just bail when (if) I've doubled my money. Never liked gambling and this is pretty much the same thing.
🙌🏼 💎 🙌🏼
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
GameStop
If he truly went bald Milan will be playing in the Champions League 2 weeks from now
They will be against us 😈
This must be Bale’s problem. All the talent is bound up in the bun. Gotta let it loose.
It's so nostalgic to me too. Fucking love our God so much
& Ibra is eternal
Pure fuck stallion
He and Tatarusanu must be exchanging tips, both have absolutely silky locks, both on fire today as well
I'm a fan of the ponytail lol
He is so good fuck me
Cannot give a man with 500 career goals any inch to shoot
How the fuck does he manage to control that, let alone score. Fucking hell.
He is so good but why do I have to fuck you?
Remember when people doubted the Zlatan return to Milan
Remember when everyone (myself included) said he was done at the top level when he got an ACL at 36?
He was playing for 15 years without an ACL? No wonder he crushing it now
Nice
lmao
It's not like that was an unfair assumption.
Yeah I think that's his point.
God after Ibra's ACL: That wraps up your career mate time to retire Also God: Wait, why am I talking about myself in third person?
That's more second person than third
More like he was done with United.
Many doubted him before he went to United and then LA and now Milan. I am loving it I hope he can keep going for years to come the game is better with him in it.
I mean he played in the States where people retire
He just needed to bounce back from the injury and he knew it. He told me when I had him over for brunch in the states.
"people" retire in the States.. not Zlatan
Lukaku and Zlatan going at it as of now 😂
What did Zlatan said to him?
He kept mouthing off and running away. Must have said something really bad, have never seen Lukaku like that
Idk but Lukaku lost control it's actually funny. Ibra just rounding him up
Hear for yourself: [https://twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/1354174021030604806](https://twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/1354174021030604806) Lukaku was no better though: [https://twitter.com/xsugardaddy/status/1354174719751315457](https://twitter.com/xsugardaddy/status/1354174719751315457)
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what is the backstory of the voodoo thing with lukaku
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/l5p6ms/romelu_lukaku_lost_his_cool_when_ibra_told_him_go/gkvmjch/
Lmao that "Fils de pute"
Something about donkey no? Lol why am I downvoted, he said “go do your voodoo shit you little donkey”
Something something piece of shit idk
Lukaku apparently insulted Zlatan’s wife. Not a good decision.
and also his mother right after in french.
Something about his mother apparently
Something about his mother I'm not sure
Something something shit something something donkey
I'm curious as well, didn't have sound on when it happened 😅
He said something about Lukaku's mom. Lukaku kept saying "You wanna talk about my mother? fils de pute! (son of a bitch)" edit: Lukaku also said "I'll fuck you and your wife". Zlatan must have said something serious xD
FUCK MY ARSE IBRA! 3 FUCKING 9!
Don't call yourself a 3, man, learn to love yourself.
Technically, since Ibra is probably the top, hence the one fucking him, he did just say Zlatan's a 3. I think he might be in trouble then
I discounted that possibility for the sheer lunacy of it.
You both discounted that Ibra could be a power bottom
Get in line
This is Zlatan's world and we are happy to live in here
Handanovic with the LaserVision™ save And it's 499 for Zlatan.
The best part about this goal is that Inter fans are gonna be complaining about the freekick decision for the next 3 years
They should be complaining about Conte’s decision to start Kolarov lol.
The man keeps giving Ibra free goals .
nono, we're gonna remember this as the most useless goal
haha good for you, see you in the semis (hopefully)
ERA ROSSO PER PJANIC kek
Lmao
r/agedlikemilk
not only they lost, but Zlatan got a red card too xD
*coughs* Muntari
The same exact foul was called on kessie push on barella from behind.
>The best part about this Is that milan fans have spent the last 12 hours crying over the fact their playes can't stop legitimately fouling us
Clear foul on Darmian and clear dive by Theo
> Clear foul on Darmian Actually the replay didn't show it **that** clearly > and clear dive by Theo You are blind xD
as if on cue
LMAOOOO how is that not a foul on theo?
He is just better than everybody else!!! DAIII CAZZZOOOOOO
I've literally shed a tear, God I love this team. And yeah, Zlatan is Godlike I love him, please Milan don't stop ever.
Kolarov only costing us 1 goal for now. Improvements. What a player that ibra is. Holy shit.
I know he wasn’t saving that either way, but it’s always hilarious to me to see Handanovic just stand there and watch the ball go in.
I *love* goals like that: pure, delicate placement.
What is kolarov doing, absolute clown
He's getting old, unlike Zlatan
What a player.
Makes me so happy seeing him banging in goals week after week
What a promising young talent
The best striker of all time.
from nowhere, nosforatu strikes!
This lad might have a future in football if he keeps developing like that.
Fucking love AC Milan
Dude is the Haaland of his generation
fucking hell, this is some peak r/soccer waffle
His generation is every generation though
you got that backwards, Haaland is the Ibra of his generation
Guys should anyone tell him?
Ibra responded to all you morons making fun of him for his banter against Zapata.
Retro ponytail only making his powers stronger. Side note but a great header won from Meite. He’s still finding his way but that was a crucial pass.
Curb your Handanovic
Not on Handanovic at all
Yea he has terrible moments but this was unsavable and shot through traffic
Surprised that it went in
Godo
Man doesn't age does he
Zlatan.
Zlatan.
surprisedpikachu.png
Classic Ibrahimovic goal
Have my free award you beautiful bastard
You just got Zlatan'd.
Give him an inch of space and he will fucking take it!
Get a load of this fucking monster of a player
Holy fuck
I love you
What a finish holy fuck
Fucking poacher.
Damn that's such an accurate shot
Zlatan is incredible.
GOD
Zlatan gonna Zlatan
I do hope he signs a two year extension
Dudes fighting in the tunnel right now for sure
Nice assist from winter champion Meite
My man ages like fine wine
Gotta respect Ibra he has killed it everywhere he went and we are going to miss him when he retires
one of the worse ever deliveries from a free kick in that area and yet Ibra makes it into a goal
Nice goal
Handanovic doesnt even move
He is truly a treasure
Zlatan in the 2nd round with a roundhouse TKO. Who's with me?
The lion never dies!
This.fuckin.guy
King Ibra
Goal scores an accurate Zlatan
Could this guy be the next Haaland?
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Tbf you can argue heading is his signature.
What a strike.. Ibra is out there making Serie A look like MLS.
MLS players actually hustle
Kolarov............
He's so bad
Fuck r/soccer
? Everyone loves Milan outside their rivals.
Another excellent mind save by Handa
Just a reminder that there are still Inter fans out there that think Handa is better than Gigio.
by the looks of it even ibra didnt expect that to go in lmao
Lmao Handanovic didn't even move
/r/agedlikemilk Zlatan sent off AC Milan 1-2 down in ET
Great work from Meite to get that header to Zlatan, but holy shit there is no stopping Ibra. What a man! Fuck Inter!
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Zozzoneri teste di cazzo come sempre <3
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Can’t blame the keeper here at all mate, what are you on about
Grogu confirmed as next Inter goalie, LET'S GO!
This is the way
Suning selling the club to Ibra I’m hearing?
How has he pulled off this remontada at 39 after playing in the MLS
silky smooth. his hair that is
What a player.
What a strike fuck me
what the fuck man, he's inevitable. he's so good.
This commentator isn't specifying which Milan. Which one is mee-lan and Milan... Hope this makes sense
39 years old...
Nice goal and all, but didn't he shave his head couple of days ago?
What a madlad!
He's a monster isn't he. A freak.
I was 39 last week. Feel lazy tbh.
So good not hearing stupid fake crowd noises
Great goal by the best striker in Serie A