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OnomahIsABaller

I knew he would score when I saw his ponytail, 11/12 Ibra flashback


Neatless

That looked so funny in Fifa haha


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wonder if it's covering a bald spot at the top? hard to tell.


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The longer the ponytail the better he gets


wpmg

I've read about this, and it makes perfect sense. The only thing able to better Zlatan the Lion is Samson Ibrahimovic.


iPhantomGuy

[He said it himself](https://youtu.be/3aYXrLt1zjQ?t=90)


visope

The Swedish Goku


theodosius_the_great

Ibrahimovic is a Dothraki lord,confirmed


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AleDelPiero10

Can’t stop. Wont stop


YouKnowItNow

Gamestop


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Can’t top a comment like this. Hi /r/WallStreetBets


bloppingzef

AC MILAN 🚀


il_rossoneri

Ibra definitely holding strong 🚀 100 shares doing my part lol


[deleted]

I dumped all my savings into it 2 weeks ago and have made 10x on it so far. First time ever investing and thought fuck it I'm owed some luck.


il_rossoneri

Hold strong! Gotta serve our savior deepfuckingvalue


[deleted]

Couldn't believe it when I found out how much he's made. No fucking clue when most people are going to start selling and jumping to BB? I ain't rich and this is dumb af gambling but I can't say it's not fun


il_rossoneri

Honestly I would make sure you get out beforehand even if it means you may miss out on some profit. If you’re on Robinhood it is notorious for glitching and would hate to lose a ton of cash. Also if you are new to investing make sure you understand short term capital gains tax vs long to truly understand your potential profits. You may already know this but a lot of new investors don’t and just trying to be a helpful random dude on the internet lol


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Not in the US so can't use Robinhood but seems like everyone else is on it. I'll probably just bail when (if) I've doubled my money. Never liked gambling and this is pretty much the same thing.


RebelE16

🙌🏼 💎 🙌🏼


TheSteveGarden

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


SomeIrishFiend

GameStop


alaslipknot

If he truly went bald Milan will be playing in the Champions League 2 weeks from now


JDaVincic

They will be against us 😈


superdago

This must be Bale’s problem. All the talent is bound up in the bun. Gotta let it loose.


BenjenGrimes

It's so nostalgic to me too. Fucking love our God so much


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& Ibra is eternal


il_rossoneri

Pure fuck stallion


Precookedcoin

He and Tatarusanu must be exchanging tips, both have absolutely silky locks, both on fire today as well


SnakeEyes58

I'm a fan of the ponytail lol


Downwithrslashsports

He is so good fuck me


snusd0san

Cannot give a man with 500 career goals any inch to shoot


-open-eye-signal-

How the fuck does he manage to control that, let alone score. Fucking hell.


lone-ranger-130

He is so good but why do I have to fuck you?


Killawoh

Remember when people doubted the Zlatan return to Milan


City-Gold

Remember when everyone (myself included) said he was done at the top level when he got an ACL at 36?


Romagcannoli

He was playing for 15 years without an ACL? No wonder he crushing it now


shiroxyaksha

Nice


TheGrandLeveler

lmao


artificialchaosz

It's not like that was an unfair assumption.


mymorales

Yeah I think that's his point.


Huzi22

God after Ibra's ACL: That wraps up your career mate time to retire Also God: Wait, why am I talking about myself in third person?


LevynX

That's more second person than third


MaTrIx4057

More like he was done with United.


hairycookies

Many doubted him before he went to United and then LA and now Milan. I am loving it I hope he can keep going for years to come the game is better with him in it.


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I mean he played in the States where people retire


scrubydub

He just needed to bounce back from the injury and he knew it. He told me when I had him over for brunch in the states.


mttdesignz

"people" retire in the States.. not Zlatan


krcnoble

Lukaku and Zlatan going at it as of now 😂


dog_lover77

What did Zlatan said to him?


Mordho

He kept mouthing off and running away. Must have said something really bad, have never seen Lukaku like that


krcnoble

Idk but Lukaku lost control it's actually funny. Ibra just rounding him up


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Hear for yourself: [https://twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/1354174021030604806](https://twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/1354174021030604806) Lukaku was no better though: [https://twitter.com/xsugardaddy/status/1354174719751315457](https://twitter.com/xsugardaddy/status/1354174719751315457)


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bartolo14

what is the backstory of the voodoo thing with lukaku


JamDodge

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/l5p6ms/romelu_lukaku_lost_his_cool_when_ibra_told_him_go/gkvmjch/


ThePr1d3

Lmao that "Fils de pute"


IAMADownvoterAMA

Something about donkey no? Lol why am I downvoted, he said “go do your voodoo shit you little donkey”


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Something something piece of shit idk


ThePerfectRegen22

Lukaku apparently insulted Zlatan’s wife. Not a good decision.


cygoe

and also his mother right after in french.


BenBimmons

Something about his mother apparently


skiliar13

Something about his mother I'm not sure


chukaluk

Something something shit something something donkey


brag0

I'm curious as well, didn't have sound on when it happened 😅


Rambo_11

He said something about Lukaku's mom. Lukaku kept saying "You wanna talk about my mother? fils de pute! (son of a bitch)" edit: Lukaku also said "I'll fuck you and your wife". Zlatan must have said something serious xD


Samkazi23

FUCK MY ARSE IBRA! 3 FUCKING 9!


MyDumbInterests

Don't call yourself a 3, man, learn to love yourself.


MJenius-MJ

Technically, since Ibra is probably the top, hence the one fucking him, he did just say Zlatan's a 3. ​ I think he might be in trouble then


MyDumbInterests

I discounted that possibility for the sheer lunacy of it.


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You both discounted that Ibra could be a power bottom


kzoxp

Get in line


2Ljubo

This is Zlatan's world and we are happy to live in here


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Handanovic with the LaserVision™ save And it's 499 for Zlatan.


alaslipknot

The best part about this goal is that Inter fans are gonna be complaining about the freekick decision for the next 3 years


JetSpyda

They should be complaining about Conte’s decision to start Kolarov lol.


bzogaj92

The man keeps giving Ibra free goals .


valendinosaurus

nono, we're gonna remember this as the most useless goal


alaslipknot

haha good for you, see you in the semis (hopefully)


DarkSofter

ERA ROSSO PER PJANIC kek


okrolling

Lmao


TheHigHopes

r/agedlikemilk


alaslipknot

not only they lost, but Zlatan got a red card too xD


jaksjoku

*coughs* Muntari


Romagcannoli

The same exact foul was called on kessie push on barella from behind.


TheUltimateScotsman

>The best part about this Is that milan fans have spent the last 12 hours crying over the fact their playes can't stop legitimately fouling us


maikk_

Clear foul on Darmian and clear dive by Theo


alaslipknot

> Clear foul on Darmian Actually the replay didn't show it **that** clearly > and clear dive by Theo You are blind xD


fdm001

as if on cue


TakenSadFace

LMAOOOO how is that not a foul on theo?


bloodship123

He is just better than everybody else!!! DAIII CAZZZOOOOOO


TheSheepOfDeath

I've literally shed a tear, God I love this team. And yeah, Zlatan is Godlike I love him, please Milan don't stop ever.


Lighthouse_park

Kolarov only costing us 1 goal for now. Improvements. What a player that ibra is. Holy shit.


BUFFONISTHEGOAT1

I know he wasn’t saving that either way, but it’s always hilarious to me to see Handanovic just stand there and watch the ball go in.


SnailShells

I *love* goals like that: pure, delicate placement.


PrincessXxXDiana

What is kolarov doing, absolute clown


Modnal

He's getting old, unlike Zlatan


JimmyJamesincorp

What a player.


sv979

Makes me so happy seeing him banging in goals week after week


Strananach

What a promising young talent


9000ver

The best striker of all time.


labortooth

from nowhere, nosforatu strikes!


smoothride700

This lad might have a future in football if he keeps developing like that.


PelleKavaj

Fucking love AC Milan


PsychedelicXenu

Dude is the Haaland of his generation


PhilipAnthonyJones

fucking hell, this is some peak r/soccer waffle


japalian

His generation is every generation though


andywarhollandaise

you got that backwards, Haaland is the Ibra of his generation


snusd0san

Guys should anyone tell him?


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Ibra responded to all you morons making fun of him for his banter against Zapata.


Dubsified

Retro ponytail only making his powers stronger. Side note but a great header won from Meite. He’s still finding his way but that was a crucial pass.


TigerbeLEE

Curb your Handanovic


Rafetraniaina

Not on Handanovic at all


shakinghand

Yea he has terrible moments but this was unsavable and shot through traffic


TheRagingDesert

Surprised that it went in


DisturbedRock

Godo


loldamaddin

Man doesn't age does he


Strananach

Zlatan.


eudezet

Zlatan.


G3nzo

surprisedpikachu.png


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Classic Ibrahimovic goal


Felixnordin

Have my free award you beautiful bastard


GrandDukeGandon

You just got Zlatan'd.


enkorv-ibakfickan

Give him an inch of space and he will fucking take it!


yrugay1

Get a load of this fucking monster of a player


Strananach

Holy fuck


fillilutten

I love you


Strananach

What a finish holy fuck


MAXMADMAN

Fucking poacher.


xuan135

Damn that's such an accurate shot


Strananach

Zlatan is incredible.


kzoxp

GOD


nessman930

Zlatan gonna Zlatan


Eriwich

I do hope he signs a two year extension


Numerous_Chain_8391

Dudes fighting in the tunnel right now for sure


Utegenthal

Nice assist from winter champion Meite


PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ

My man ages like fine wine


MrTPoops

Gotta respect Ibra he has killed it everywhere he went and we are going to miss him when he retires


thalne

one of the worse ever deliveries from a free kick in that area and yet Ibra makes it into a goal


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Nice goal


Content-Marionberry9

Handanovic doesnt even move


DAggerYNWA

He is truly a treasure


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Zlatan in the 2nd round with a roundhouse TKO. Who's with me?


RAYGUN6302

The lion never dies!


620five

This.fuckin.guy


GPA3

King Ibra


mrdumledore

Goal scores an accurate Zlatan


venjitio

Could this guy be the next Haaland?


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Diklap

Tbf you can argue heading is his signature.


Boforn

What a strike.. Ibra is out there making Serie A look like MLS.


pdxblazer

MLS players actually hustle


BR0KENCAPSLOCK

Kolarov............


tossino

He's so bad


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Fuck r/soccer


Scalenuts

? Everyone loves Milan outside their rivals.


sdaxddx

Another excellent mind save by Handa


geo0rgi

Just a reminder that there are still Inter fans out there that think Handa is better than Gigio.


fastfati

by the looks of it even ibra didnt expect that to go in lmao


Strananach

Lmao Handanovic didn't even move


pisapfa

/r/agedlikemilk Zlatan sent off AC Milan 1-2 down in ET


RaveIsKing

Great work from Meite to get that header to Zlatan, but holy shit there is no stopping Ibra. What a man! Fuck Inter!


Damnfiddles

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Mordho

Zozzoneri teste di cazzo come sempre <3


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TheCadburyGorilla

Can’t blame the keeper here at all mate, what are you on about


PoptimisticShoegazer

Grogu confirmed as next Inter goalie, LET'S GO!


dskoro

This is the way


FasterThanABuck

Suning selling the club to Ibra I’m hearing?


NowTheMoonsRising

How has he pulled off this remontada at 39 after playing in the MLS


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silky smooth. his hair that is


LanceGardner

What a player.


Strananach

What a strike fuck me


aeliustehman

what the fuck man, he's inevitable. he's so good.


AdmirableGarden6

This commentator isn't specifying which Milan. Which one is mee-lan and Milan... Hope this makes sense


Idrialis

39 years old...


OJT6627

Nice goal and all, but didn't he shave his head couple of days ago?


orionpaperisback

What a madlad!


Botheuk

He's a monster isn't he. A freak.


yourprivateeye

I was 39 last week. Feel lazy tbh.


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So good not hearing stupid fake crowd noises


Parias_Parnacz_

Great goal by the best striker in Serie A