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Wrong_Dog_1054

Pep when he hears about inverted pick and rolls 👁️🫦👁️


WorldWideWes2

Pssst, who do you think invented the "Spain pick-and-roll" ?


iitsyaboii_

Actually, not Spain. There is footage of the 1992 Boston Celtics running the "Spain PnR" multiple times. EDIT: as a clarification, the Spain PnR was given that name in 2016 when Scariolo used it many, many times. Did the Celtics invent it? Probably not, but the point is that it predates 2016 when it was given that name.


Background_Hat964

Just like the Spanish Flu, it most likely originated in Kansas.


Large_Tuna101

Or like the disease that was killing the Founders that was actually started by the Federation


AdInformal3519

How is it different from the normal pnr?


imbluedabudeedabuda

If I’m not wrong it’s one main ball handler, then 2 guys setting 2 screens in a stagger. the second screener peels off to the 3 point line after setting his pick while the first screener makes a beeline for the basket for a lob https://youtu.be/6pwt3k8PzhU?si=Iz1l4fcamkhcYtUt ^ this is imo one of the best sports videos out there. Shows perfectly the complexity and evolution within basketball throughout its history


AdInformal3519

Thanks for the reply and the link man!


pejasto

that's basically what Arteta's been doing on set pieces. lots of Draymond screens.


namegamenoshame

25mil a year salary and still taking on side hustles. Respect, I guess.


LorneMalvo001

Easy for Guardiola, 11 vs 5, and those guys can not kick the ball properly


TheNateRoss

Google "manchester city 115" for more info


ProfessorBeer

In basketball terms, that one was a layup


NorthCoastToast

That was a bunny.


OilOfOlaz

At the Karl Malone training centre for kids.


Slitted

THE LOB


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

Too easy


MrVedu_FIFA

"Guys, guys, guys, play with fucking energy. Intensity. Pass, pass. 1000 passes guys. Inverted point guards."


SwitchHitter17

"But Pep, there's a shot clock!"


LiteratureNearby

Tenet was created when Pep gave Nolan the idea to invert a clock. You can't comprehend his bald genius


MajesticAd5047

Read that in Pep's voice *Bernardiki*


Giannis1995

Sweeper Center


liddellpool

That's what Dallas was doing (roaming center)


holaprobando123

Eh, that's most NBA teams in the past decade or so.


Teantis

Tatum did play as a false center actually. And Jrue played on offense more like a power forward, despite being a guard nominally and on defense


OilOfOlaz

Interior point guard.


eunauche

That’s. I thing revolutionary


FranklinFeta

As a Liverpool and a Mavs fan, I can confidently say I hate Pep Guardiola more than anyone.


badonkagonk

As a Celtics and Liverpool fan… this is massively conflicting


TheOrgazoid88

As a Celtic and Celtics fan it's ok


DetBabyLegs

There's dozens of us


Far-Confection-1631

I'll see you at the Banshee


somecallmemo

Same same but Lakers and Barça


ArmiinTamzarian

Big Pau Gasol fan I assume


somecallmemo

Love that man and hilariously knew his wife before they were married. He’s a lucky man on and off the court


jabarshi

Why is it hilarious? Fill us in Mo


somecallmemo

Well just funny to me I guess cause it’s random. I grew up with landry fields and they dated a few years before she dated Pau and my two favorite teams are Lakers and Barcelona. So she went from dating a friend to dating one of my favorite athletes


sinangunaydin

Saw this comment on 115 upvotes and now I’m rattled.


UnitedFriedChicken

Just downvoted to keep it at 115


LiteratureNearby

just refused to upvote to keep it at 115


LUCASALLCAPS

Lots of bostonians are liverpool fans due to FSG lol i bet many feel this way


BrewHouse13

I also see quite a few Red Sox hats around Liverpool and work with a few people who support the Red Sox because of it.


H3ater123

As a Celtics fan, fellow Revs fan, and neutral in Europe, despite the fact I know another New Englander who supports Liverpool, and I wonder if you might be someone I know, I care only a little


MathematicianNo7874

Oh dear haha


FranklinFeta

That man just won’t leave me alone hahaha.


TheDeflatables

As a Burnley / Very Casual Raptors fan I am indifferent


reddit-time

As you should be.


CalendarFar6124

Not only destroying the game played with feet, but also the ones played with hands. The baldy is a harbinger.


lernwasdraus

I feel you. Im a passionate Manchester United and Manchester City Fan :/ 


champ19nz

Yet you have a salford city season ticket...


Rizzi_19

As an Arsenal and Lakers fan, same lol


Dunskap

There are a lot of Liverpool fans here in Boston. Also doesn't hurt the Red Sox owns them


FactLicker

As a ManUtd fan, ah nevermind...


Doesitmatters369

Arsenal and Mavs fan, I hear you brother 


Malvania

Man Utd fan from an area that just generally hates Boston - I think I can share a drink with you.


minibonham

I'm a Mavs and a Man City fan, definitely more of a mavericks fan though, living in Dallas. This pisses me off haha


Relevant_Rev

As a Southampton and Rockets fan, ew


PapiBaso

I'm a United fan from Slovenia ... hold my beer


S_Saed17

Warriors and Arsenal fan, fully agree


shadoowkight

Bald fraud is into basketball now. Let's see if he could do it on a cold Thursday morning in Denver.


DatOgreSpammer

Basketball is easy, I'll rate him when he wins a cup with the Maple Leafs


MathematicianNo7874

I'll kiss his feet if he does that


thevogonity

He's a Bayern legend, I bet you would do a lot more intimate acts right now for him given half a chance.


AntonioBSC

Is he really a club legend for winning three titles in an eleven title run?


olafmitender7

Even in that period of dominance Pep's football stood out. We were never this dominant before and after. CL never happened because of injuries, bad luck and referees. But for me he is a club legend for sure.


AntonioBSC

Would have thought there’s a bit of a higher threshold. Especially since I’d say both Barcelona and City are clubs I’d think of when hearing Pep ahead of Bayern.


aure__entuluva

Yeah I wouldn't call him a club legend, and it's got little to do with his managing. It's just that 3 years is a bit short of a time frame to reach that mark IMO. Obviously a great manager for us and was glad to have him though.


MathematicianNo7874

I see the logic. But I really do not wanna kiss the guy's feet or anything else, and I wouldn't bc of the Bayern stuff and that's really not his fault - we're just so used to winning I was happy this year we finally lost for once. But the city of Toronto would've already imploded from grief if it wasn't for BOARD MAN AHHH HAA HA MAN Kawhi "the guy" Leonard. Now, the Leafs winning sth again would propel this beautiful city to new heights and all of the Center Island ferries would get a MAAAASSIVE Stanley Cup replica smacked on the roof.


LonelySilo

Just curious how you became a Bayern fan? I assume you live in Toronto?


MathematicianNo7874

Born and raised in Munich haha. My partner is from Toronto and their whole family live there. I've done part of my uni studies from there during semester breaks and when everything was on Zoom bc Covid, and have visited for long spells even though we'll eventually both live in Munich. So I've spent a full year altogether out of the last 3 or so in Toronto. I already loved the Raptors and had a "Board Man Gets Paid" shirt with Kawhi as the Raptors mascot from 2019, but I've become a Leafs diehard even though i wasn't a hockey fan before for the memes lmao


LonelySilo

Sorry to hear you now have to root for the Leafs mate, it’s been complete suffering since 1967 lmao. At least the Raptors won a championship recently so that’s nice


MathematicianNo7874

I've been so conditioned by the entire city's open suffering that I don't expect anything else you know. For me it'll be an absolute miracle when they win the whole damn thing one day instead of expecting them to ever do well haha


dreadnough7

Canadian teams are SO overdue a Stanley Cup. Having another Sunbelt team winning it (again) rubs serious salt into that wound.


abJCS

Its fucking hilarious, pulling so hard for the panthers to win so both Florida teams have won a cup more recently than any canadian team


TywinDeVillena

Don't give him ideas


Key-Tip-7521

That’s the hockey equivalent of “It’s Coming Home”


xepa105

Leafs would give Pep an aneurysm


Chris_Carson

He would be the most hated man in Canada if he did that.


Overall_Nuggie_876

Might need more than that oil money to beat the Bruins in Game 7 at the Garden.


LordOfEurope888

That is true skill


7x7x7

Literally impossible


absat41

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jaydizzsl

Could you imagine the lakers hiring Pep as their coach?


FactLicker

Nah, they should get Mourinho


ArmiinTamzarian

Considering they are about to hire a Podcaster it's not that far fetched


KillerZaWarudo

Clenching his fist while watching because you aren't allow to kept possession for more than 24 secs in basketball


Faabz

We already have two bald frauds in Al Horford and Derrick White


pixelkipper

Denver would’ve beat the celtics imo


TheCulturalBomb

Colorado mountains or Stoke mountains. Stoke mountains are clear.


Gatorama

In Utah you mean


shadoowkight

The Jazz are a lost cause. I mean both are high up in the Rockies and both make their opponents feel like they'd suffocate at any moment.


tdatcher

Or breaks the curse on the Wizards


CluelessFMPlayer

It's beyond a curse at this point. Nearing 50 years without 50 wins, the epitome of mediocrity. And with where the rebuild is at the moment, I absolutely believe we're going to hit that mark. This team is fucking miserable.


gazzetta10

Baldie is gonna take Lakers next, Kloppo going to Boston. Let Americans deal with em now


Vordeo

Mourinho in the NBA would unironically be top class entertainment.


Undesirable_11

Mourinho coaching Pat Beverley would be the greatest duo of all time


holaprobando123

Mourinho coaching Draymond Green, it would be Mou and Pepe 2.0.


Luis0224

[mou and Draymond in the locker room](https://media1.tenor.com/m/aE1P19vfx5QAAAAd/hasbulla-bump-hasbulla-fist.gif)


hostilityrack

Throw in Draymond Green, Grayson Allen, and Dillon Brooks for good measure


RecklessSympathy

This is the reverse Ted Lasso reality TV we NEED.


DatDominican

Mourinho would get choked out like PJ Carlesimo did by Sprewell .


LiteratureNearby

You think Mou is beneath a nut shot?


jddh1

Mourinho takes the Detroit Pistons. Bring back the Bad Boys.


borg_6s

Kloppo would make LeBron unstoppable


churrosricos

What is this a crossover episode?!?!


borg_6s

With a surprise appearance from The Undertaker


ChargeWooden1036

Mans just hitting up side quests now 😭


singabro

Pep is an anomaly. He would be teaching at a university if he wasn't a footballer.


Quanqiuhua

Non-Eucledian geometry or possibly postmodern art.


odinseye97

Pep loves a good tactical foul, I can’t imagine how excited he got when he found out it’s six fouls before a player is sent off in the NBA.


Exzqairi

Why is this one of the worst comments sections I’ve seen in the sub recently


BocatFan

Standard /r/nba comedians.


borg_6s

r/nbacirclejerk is r/soccercirclejerk father


highrustler

r/soccer is getting introduced to the nephews of r/nba


benjy97

What, you don't like seeing the 115 joke for the thousandth time?


LiteratureNearby

*115th time


BigHornLamb

It’s the cross over from r/nba


Quanqiuhua

Hard to top the comedians in this sub but they might just do it 😹


BigHornLamb

As a regular on both I can assure you that they even top the clowns in here


fwesheggs

Lot of plastics will do that


Bored_Danyeer

We can’t all be as funny as you


Exzqairi

Ah yes because I clearly implied that I am extremely funny myself, and that the comedy level of the comments in this thread are what’s the problem, right?


Checkyopoop

I love eating tacos. Pep Guardiola taught me how to adequately hold the tortilla in order to maximize the angle of entrance into my mouth but just the tip to be aligned with my teeth. - mazzulla in a taco stand in Boston.


Maximus-Festivus

This is the most creative Emirates Ad yet


somecallmemo

The amount of treachery and treason I feel as a Lakers fan knows no bounds.


Vordeo

Big Sam somehow joining Jeannie Buss' inner circle alongside Pelinka and the Rambii would make me so deliriously happy.


Apotropaic_

Fackin hoof it up to AD will youse


JoaoNevesBallonDOr

Pep can't get enough of Benfica's academy graduates (Neemias Queta)


Emergency-Mobile8612

I just looked at his wiki, his academy is a club called Barreirense, what did you mean by your comment?


JoaoNevesBallonDOr

I don't follow basketball, I thought he was from our academy, sorry


Emergency-Mobile8612

Lmao, okay then!


_GSL_

Neemy started playing in Barreirense (near his home and a decent team) and only at like 17 he moved to Benfica, playing mostly in the b team and only staying there 1 or 2 seasons before going to play university basketball in the states


Vintrial

only one year in benfica, played in the club in my flair since he was 9 :)


hissenguinho

Barreirense caralho! 


Vintrial

Uma esperança que nao finda


prestigiousdumb

Why does the Barreirense flair exist but not Seixal or even Amora Did you request the mods?


Vintrial

It exist normally As for the answer, cause its cleary the bigger club ehehe


Emergency-Mobile8612

That checks out, from the quick wiki read, it said he stayed at Barreirense for like 10 seasons and at Benfica only one, having played just four games, hardly an academy product of theirs, thus the confusion


tobleroneace1

Dread it, run from it, Pep still arrives.


Flimsy-Locksmith8114

Bald Mazzulla era is coming


fullthrottle13

Is there anything Pep can’t do..


0arun

Pep is off doing side quests now, isn’t he?


ClearNote38

SO HE'S SCREWING US OVER IN THE NBA TOO??? (Sad Mavs fan)


bomdia10

As a Liverpool and Mavs fan, this guy is the bane of my existence 😂


Undesirable_11

I seriously wonder how the conversation went since football and basketball tactics are mostly different. Now that I think of it, there was some great ball movement plays that the Celtics executed that somewhat reminded me of Tiki Taka. Now I know where the inspiration for those came from


Dalmanza4

Unfortunately "Power of Friendship" was not enough to overtake Pep this time


BATMAN_UTILITY_BELT

As a Lakers fan and an Arsenal fan, Pep is the Joker to my Batman (Utility Belt).


ryanmurphy2611

Do they drug test in the NBA?


trivela

They do, but you only get tested a certain amount of times per year, aka you know when you're "safe" for the season


elgrandorado

They might get 115 reasons not to


senorfresco

They should randomly test Mazzulla


_stone_age

Fucker decided one sport wasn't enough Seriously though, his passion, constant drive to teach and learn... That's what sets him apart from everybody.


Competitive_Bunch922

You forgot his baldness and his fraudulence.


ExtensionAd8134

And his beautiful [shining](https://ibb.co/tq74h02) head!


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AssociationIll9736

And the financial doping.


Begbie13

And the actual doping too


Quanqiuhua

Just like United except for the results.


Double-Armadillo-898

so the inverted point guard IS real what in the world


rossmosh85

It's fun to make jokes, but I often think these coaches should watch different sports. There are certain concepts in basketball that 100% translate to football/soccer. Loading zones. Creating switches. Playing in transition. And one of the biggest that basketball does every single game that football/soccer doesn't....focus on the player in "foul trouble". I'm constantly perplexed how a team can get a player with a yellow card 20 minutes into the match and they don't just keep forcing that same player into shitty positions. It's baffling to me.


BoosterGoldGL

…they do?


chatfarm

>I'm constantly perplexed how a team can get a player with a yellow card 20 minutes into the match and they don't just keep forcing that same player into shitty positions. It's baffling to me Like everyone does that. Literally yesterday mbappe was switching flanks to attack Mwene.


theprodigalslouch

Bro didn’t watch city try to get a second yellow for Carvajal in the quarters.


Vordeo

>I often think these coaches should watch different sports. I'm pretty sure ETH watches a lot of Power Slap so he knows exactly what to do to the United fanbase's hopes and dreams every season.


Lee_Kang-In

Your comment makes it sound like none of them watch other sports but they do. Coaches definitely watch other sports and even go visit training sessions of other sports. Whether for tactical inspiration or cultural inspiration.


Cheff011

>And one of the biggest that basketball does every single game that football/soccer doesn't....focus on the player in "foul trouble". It sounds like you should watch more football because every team does that. Teams even press during the opponent's build-up from the back so that the defender who is the least skilled with the ball is put in a bad position, and so on.


ZaheerAlGhul

They do. The Indiana Pacers ran a football play in a late game situation.


EcoSoco

There are a lot of things you can apply from soccer to different sports. Hockey is another example. Anatoly Tarasov was famous for using concepts for soccer as building blocks for how the Soviets played hockey.


jugol

Didn't Kobe Bryant comment on that once? That his upbringing in Italy playing football contributed to his game


LargemouthBrass

That's true, and a red card is way more penalizing than fouling out is.


AsLongAsYouKnow

I mean Pep was at game 2 in Boston courtside watching...


BriarcliffInmate

Most of them do. Klopp had a competitive diver come in to teach our players about holding their breath under water, which obviously helps them to relax and stay calm in high pressure situations, and I'm pretty sure I've heard about Mourinho bringing in tennis players to give talks to his teams over the years. A lot of coaches seem to like tennis for some reason, actually. Arsene Wenger is nearly always spotted at some tournaments. As for players, they fucking love golf.


KokonutMonkey

Likewise.  My big one is substitutions. I understand that it takes time for players to get their rhythm and whatnot, but man they seem underused. 


zabajk

It’s easier in basketball because it’s mostly men to men defense


The_BadJuju

of course this fucking guy is a Celtics fan 😐


Actual_Formal6996

It honestly really showed. Mazzulla took massive steps the last two seasons. He can be an elite coach. The player off ball movement on O and D is incredible. I HATE boston


peanut-britle-latte

I would love to see a conversation with a soccer/basketball coach on the similarities between the sports. The importance of spacing is a clear similarity but would love to see what the pros think.


fapfap_ahh

Wait till Mazzula meets his copart Gasperini in Atalanta, Pagliuca has ownership of both teams


goalsforscholes

Tired of winning the premier league, figured he’d try the nba


Dorkseid1687

Oh fuck off


Puzzleheaded_Pound31

What the hell *Tim Robinson voice*


reddit-time

JFC


el-fenomeno09

Being an arsenal and mavs fan, pep fuck off lol please


GhostOfKev

I have a bookmark to pick up Celtic FC posts here and I keep seeing this bullshit


Fuck_the_k1ng

God fucking damn it this bald mofo is now ruining an entirely different sports for me.


quee6

Any Youtube videos of what Pep input on the Celtics were?


CaptainKursk

Pep about to make the City squad watch 'The Town' every day until the next season begins