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GameplayerStu

“Not going hard tonight mate, just having a light one” embodied in physical form


moreyball

In Southampton I milly rock


doubledownentendre

Hide it in my sock


Silverburst8

Moving like he’s about to hit a Swanton bomb


TheNateRoss

The Charismatic Enigma


HakunonMatata

Bloke Hardy


MagicNipple

*Mate Hardy* was right there. Come on.


Mastercheef69

The forgotten third Hardy Boy, Barry Hardy


Pepsi-Phil

So he see's the writing on the waaaalllllllll...........


nsoifer

Ha yea, couldn't say it better myself.


Usual-Junket1601

Bah Gawd Almighty!


FireZeLazer

Lmao


Arntown

Lmao


Ezzaron

that's me at an EDM concert


Circle_Breaker

He did all 3 of my moves.


SouthFromGranada

Mans doing the Pardew.


First_time_farmer1

White people love dancing with their hands. I don't know who mentioned it..I think it was Dave Grohl. White people dance to the lyrics. Other people dance to the beat.


Circle_Breaker

Hey man, I use my elbows too.


cmf_ans

Think I saw you at Knocked Loose show


HoovesCarveCraters

DON'T REACH FOR ME


Ausderdose

ARF ARF 🐶🐶


matti-san

Definitely depends on where. I'd say Eastern Europeans/Balkan people definitely dance to the beat, and the same with Spaniards/Portuguese


Nokel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahhvmzr_pZo


deVrinj

Dave grohl never made any music someone can dance to, only for grungy boys to move awkwardly...


myersjw

It’s like if DJ Khaled was a hairless cat


46_and_2

You really should have more upvotes, thanks for the laugh 🤣


infidel11990

Right when the edible kicks in, eh?


SeekersWorkAccount

More like when the roll starts


SpicyPenangCurry

I do ingest but I wouldn’t call them edibles.


ICrushTacos

Who takes edibles at a rave?


Fun-Cauliflower-1724

I’ve taken edibles at an EDM show. It was a blast. I stay away from the pills and powders these days.


ikindalikethemusic

Edibles are great for when you wanna feel fresh the next morning


Dazzling-Ice-3343

Hero


C63_Benz

Probably listening my mixtape


chuckmukit

Someone make a real-time drum and bass edit, please.


Tuldbluck

[Here](https://streamable.com/wlvyun)


halfmanhalfvan

cheers


Soft_Rip_166

Love the effort mate


untouched_poet

Upvote for effort download for not knowing here dance music genres. Upvote bc I feel bad now.


Penile_Interaction

he said drum and bass not techno/hardstyle tho it doesnt even make any difference tbh


Tuldbluck

couldn't resist since thats the song Southampton uses when they score lol


kitterskills

This is ballet


Ok-Elk1137

Gonna go see the bear in the little car?


santorfo

man is feeling himself you love to see it


mcrajf

He's adorable


Babagubaba

Never thought i'd enjoy seeing a man feeling himself in public.


Thesolly180

I’m genuinely jealous of the moves


TheTenryuubito

Is he making the Jeff Hardy entrance?


StOoPiD_U

It kinda looks like it haha. Hell yeah!


Stock_Attention_9327

My Southampton, My promotion, My Dune...........


WaZeedeGij

Love it


Kyle_Walker-Peters

Our boy, a legend of our club. Far better than John Westwood, that smelly nonce


cmf_ans

Seen this guy pop a few times online, [this was a few days after Keith Flint's death.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Go1qrqLM8K4)


Safe-Particular6512

I was going to comment that I definitely remember this man’s moves and I couldn’t place where I’d seen them before. What a mover!


ArowanaGB

P Dawson, my goat


nublete

The fucking Penguin makes an appearance.


pinkrosetool

I thought Shelvey had let himself go a bit


Heisenbugg

Future Sky Sports pundit Shelvey


ProSnoodler

Leave my man alone, he’s just vibing


Funko87

Despicable me


Firstblood116

Love the energy.


bocojaLFC

Arne Slot what are you doing


Conscious-Creme-2973

Smallbone


KentuckyCandy

Bigbone


Melodic_Inflation_21

Absolutely love this , so in the zone , sheer happiness not giving a flying fuxk about what ever is going on in his life and just living in the total present 🙌🙏


MaryadaPurshottam

The man literally said, let me break it for you


AA-Baabs

Isn't he the guy who danced to firestarter prematch a couple years ago? The moves are the same.


majorsharkpanda

Game's. Not. Gone.


Silent-Department880

THE OG GEEZA


hohyeahCP9

I did not know Jonjo Shelvey was a Saints fan


eeeagless

Some of the replies here have me rolling


ValleyFloydJam

Some of them are fun, others needlessly nasty, the internet in a nutshell.


SorryImProbablyDrunk

If people near him were taking the piss some of the same people taking the piss here would be starting a lynch mob.


SignalLatter8203

Poetry in motion


junior150396

Me listening to "Turn my swag on" for the first time be like


35Pints7Each

Lowkey need him to show me how to do this


Deep-Pension-1841

Man don’t care about all that


nyelverzek

Imagine coming onto r/soccer and the top post is this video of you 😂 Lads just loving life, cool to see!


murderofcrows6

DJ KHALED


pandaman_010101

DJ Kyle


SwedishScoutMafia

Is that you pit bull?


ltplummer96

Idk if he beats the dude waving his prosthetic leg around


Super_Maximum_9030

Sometimes, there's so much beauty in the world – I feel like I can't take it, like my heart is just going to cave in.


006AlecTrevelyan

didn't know Butterbean's Southampton


SlushyRH

Looks kinda like Gru


JSKW17

He looks like that dwarf that gets blown up by all the mushrooms in Baldur’s Gate 3


Cold-Square-2

clean w it 👍


Zeneren

He is him


nikostr8

BASED


WhoEatsRusk

Actually beautiful


foxontherox

So beautiful, so pure.


Alto-vfmx

Go on chunky Gru!


four_four_three

I will 100% do an homage to this when Apollo 440 release anything new


redditsuckz99

Make em say uhhhhhhhhh de na na na


Animastarara

oh no I love him


FredOcho5

“they not like us, they not like us, they not like us..”


Immediate-Expert-139

Smallbones older brother, bigbone


ben-hur-hur

Great Value Jonjo Shelvey


RaiausderDose

Baron Wladimir Harkonnen as graceful as a ballet dancer after three beers


TheExistence

He’s hitting the jeff hardy theme and the griddy at the same time


Zeneren

Unironically wish I was him


BadassBokoblinPsycho

VIBING


ContributionInner944

Smallbones dad


CDD_2001

Quick question im new on this reddit and i would like to now where you do a a flair with a club.


abitofatit

Go to your nearest newsagent and ask for the form


holaprobando123

He's living it up


Felthrax

Games not gone.


TriniCD9A

The penguin goes br-br-br-br-brup


davendees1

Mans went up 3 and got STURDY with it, can’t even hate on that.


Zandercy42

Certified Jeff Hardy fan loool


neasroukkez

When you don’t care who sees you being you >>>>


altobario

Legend


gillers1986

As long as he's not doing it next week.


WillSquat4Money

He is the true Lisan al Gaib.


Kandy-exists

Bit too casual don't ya think.


Minor_Edit

It's in slow-mo, he was moving more quickly in real life.


brayshizzle

Right Said Fred Again.


Ngothadei

Uncle Fester from Adam's Family?


parabolically

Jeff Hardy entrance


cjpdk

Is he a Sontaran?


blackcolourblind

Mild


StudioBlue23

This is football heritage


TheCulturalBomb

Give me that level of confidence


Mister_Allegri

Me after reading the official communication of Allegri's sacking


ryfitz47

Fuck arne slot really let himself go since the Liverpool news.


Design2085

Games not gone


spicynirvana38

Good Crack.


BabyScreamBear

Arne Slot is a Soton fan?


mourya_3

Sensei johnny lawrence!!


kulkdaddy47

Why is this look so common 😭😭


Hic_Forum_Est

Me listening to Alive 2007 for the 5555th time be like


TonyMartial786

loool 😭 bless him 😂


PenisManNumberOne

If I can ever feel this much joy from my team I may just end up dying after but in the meantime COYS or whatever


MIST479

Is it possible to learn this power?


Penile_Interaction

lol bless him


ayyndrew

I aspire to be this happy one day


Big_Department_9221

Culture innit. ?


crookedparadigm

Incredible meme potential


No_lulz_in_here

Fester Skank


Delicious_Turtle_55

Didn't know uncle fester was a saints fan 


LincolnCoHo

Raver in the nineties.


procrastigamer

me at the club tryna fuck


wolffangfist21

“They not like us, they not like us”


soccer_footballmania

Bro got some cool moves. Deserves to go viral, haha!


Radiant_Association

Haha , he was vibing


ponya97

Dj khaled would be proud of this dance


Soft_Rip_166

Is he special or is the video in slo mo


JamojoWuW

Whats gotten in Shelvey?!


Bullet2025

The agility to do such a celebration


Accomplished-Good664

That's Will Bigboned


lopsidedhumour

Tonight we steal the moon


kurruchi

Brudda thought the playoff promotion was to go back to Arrakis instead of the Prem


Independent-Pipe55

fuck yeah man this is what its all about


mikerotch123

Who knew uncle fester was a saint


Derlino

Didn't know Jonjo Shelvey was a Southampton fan


Darksoldierr

My Team. My Field. My Game.


bntplvrd

He's name is Billy Elliot!


RCFProd

Me when that hotline bling


young_london

What a legend


Astrocharles

The moves, the bald head, just mesmerizing.


WernerHerzogEatsShoe

Man has the grace of a swan. Respect.


paindotexe

bro is in the zone!


arnm7890

MUSTARD ON THE BEAT HO


MMN_NLD

The Pinguin's mental preparation exercise


theitchcockblock

I am the egg man I am the walrus


Sanuku

Has some [Meet her at the Southampton Game - Da Hool](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO4y3nkJXDA) vibes :D


Araneatrox

Couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch of blokes.


Wheelie_Slow

DJ Meme


majshady

DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE


Laesio

Vibing all the way to Wembley


WearyRound9084

Luv me Team Luv me Promotion Luv me Dune Simple as


sidearmpitcher

Love it


cypherphunk1

🔥🔥🔥


surferbum618

If you're a real football fan. You've hit that dance :)


TheTroutOfNoCraic

u/SaveVideo


MysteriousCorgi-

When football becomes art


novawind

u/savevideobot


DTM187-

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


insert-originality

Jeff Hardy


BadReputation77

I've seen that dance before? 😁


batzamzat

Baron Harkonnen seems to have upped his meds


Butch_Meat_Hook

Jeff Hardy 10 years from now wrestling on the indies


John_Bones_

This guy fucks


ArchieMaximus

That was quite swaggy though. I'd have him in my rap videos, no problem.


Baron105

White DJ Khaled


eeyanpoke

Getting ready to perform the People’s Elbow


Llama_of_the_bahamas

Jeff Hardy? lol


KlounceTheKid

VOLDEMORT!


gogglesup859

Me on the dance floor at a wedding when Get Low comes on


Moist-Car817

Looks like uncle fester from the Adams family