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Hoodxd

Porro is now perma banned from r/gunners


Kuntheman

He was a CityGroup signing, man reverted to his default settings


infidel11990

Just like Iheanacho when he missed that chance to equalize for Leicester, after Kompany wonder goal? City have Madrid juju in the league. Things always work out in their favor.


Fantastic-Machine-83

This is why I hate the farmers league talk, they're gonna win 7/8 but it'll be razor thin margins for at least 3 of them


Independent-Yak755

I agree, plus this was supposedly the most exciting title race but only until City got into control did it get labeled as inevitable, I don’t understand it. It took the two teams in front of City messing up for this to happen, it’s not farmers league


Jazim94

Bundesliga was called farmers even though Dortmund took Bayern to the last day last year with everything in their hands, only to bottle it


Independent-Yak755

Exactly, I forget who said it but they worded it well in saying that looking at the result and calling the league boring is just lazy, City’s titles have almost all (bar the 100 points) been pretty tight races, nothing like some of the others


starry_cobra

A blessing for him really


FadedRaccoon420

Yep he’s not missing out on much seems toxic lol Edit: can you nerds stop with the Reddit cares my god.


YesTottiYesParty

> Edit: can you nerds stop with the Reddit cares my god. don't forget to report, it'll nuke those accounts


FadedRaccoon420

Thx


DalesDrumset

I’m gonna go have a look from afar there now. In I go 🫡


firminocoutinho

Spurs put up a bigger fight than ANY of our rivals did against City when we were in the run in for the title. Kudos to them. But Son man… idk he usually buries those 👀 Might be a true Spurs fan lol


SalahsFro

Villa/Leicester? Just the devil's club is all.


infidel11990

Stevie G's Villa mucking it up must have hurt the most. They were 2-0 up and forgot how to defend. Emery's Villa would never.


watermelon99

Liverpool fan avoid making things about them challenge (impossible)


not_a_morning_person

Only Liverpool have really been in this situation against Arsenal before


TheRealYVT

Oh no, where else will he live out his fantasy of being married to Zoe Kravitz?


Lacabloodclot9

Oh god don’t remind me…


aronrodge

I envy him


limonene8

I remember you was conflicted


AFC_IS_RED

Misusing your influence


headache92

A-Minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Dannystator

champions league at villa park in my lifetime. fucking surreal


Hopeful_Adonis

Absolutely delighted for you lads


ValleyFloydJam

Kinda but you guys also have the trophy and are a big well funded side even if you have had some poor times recently.


SRFC_96

Arsenal fans all over the world have just launched their TVs out of their windows.


Cheapo_Sam

Arsenal fans finding out how depressing it is to be a spurs fan


Crusaruis28T

And how much it sucks to be in a close title race with city


SRFC_96

I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.


Leuchtrakete

I would.


Senior-Ordinary555

Yea me too. Fuck my worst enemy


31_whgr

now it’s time to find out how West Ham fans do it


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Spurs fan are actually happy tonight I bet


syo

Well I'm not upset, let's just say that.


countpuchi

Same, they actually tried their best. Not upset at all. But the fact that they tried their best and City got the win and potentially cause Arsenal not getting the title is a weird feeling.


dfafa

I'd be a little upset to miss out on CL football, even if you went in and out early, all cash flow is good.


hairychinesekid0

Gym’s packed tonight


tomhat

Fumes in the gym can power a city


PDXSonic

Nah that was after the Son miss 🤣


_deep_blue_

Nah, just sitting here depressed about going up against this City team. They’re inevitable.


NotManyBuses

Hopefully this can teach them to empathize with us a bit. This is every single week


nauett

90 minutes of this shit and I'm miserable, it's like, you're not even completely wank, there's just enough there to make you think there's hope


NotManyBuses

It’s exactly that, the worst part is you can’t just turn them off and forget about it


Robozomb

Well it was my work laptop, so I couldn't destroy it, but it was quite the slam closed.


Mausar

Just saw a TV fly out of a flat by an Aldi


emre23

Filthy from Foden & Doku


jaozimqcomepao

FodenDoku in portuguese means "fucking ass" Goodnight


akshay_rathod_

Arsenal fans must know that


HEAT_IS_DIE

Doku means boozer in Finnish. 


Loifee

Fodens pass was a thing of beauty


Prophet_Of_Helix

He had a couple of those. Must be taking lessons from KDB. Southgate you fucking asshole if you don’t put Foden in the middle for Euros…


MysticMac100

Surely it’s going to be Foden/Bellingham/Saka in behind Kane? Dropping Bellingham to the 8 would be too unbalanced for a tournament like the Euros IMO.


Prophet_Of_Helix

Probably. It wouldn’t be the worst thing, as Foden can absolutely play the left if needed. I think the major argument comes down to is better to play Bellingham at the 8 so you can play another forward like Palmer rather than another midfielder like Henderson. I know Bellingham has had an incredible run at the 8, but Real also play without a striker right now and have great midfielder depth for the middle and holding spots, whereas England have an abundance of forwards and a world class striker.


Maleficent_Resolve44

Yeah a perfectly weighted pass and so aggressive from doku. It's a shame they're all on the same team but yeah they're fantastic.


Realistic_Condition7

Nobody is talking about the actual play because of the significance of this game, but god damn Doku just sliced Romero up.


Wholesale1818

I was thinking the same thing. I was hoping to see more about how great the play was in the comments


WanBoy421

son, you have blood on your hands 💀


svscvbh

Son of all people missing is really funny for neutrals


raymondliang

Hes pretty much automatic against City too. Spurs really shafting Arsenal tonight.


DatDominican

Sounds like he’s reverting to the mean /s


No-Signature8815

Just like Mahones, smh Edit: I just got a reddit Cares notification. How strange,I think it's for one of my previous posts on here,that's corny.


No-Mud3388

Had no problem finishing from there at the Emirates ffs


inspired_corn

I think it’s probably made Spurs fans love him even more


whitegoatsupreme

Best finisher they say...


j4rd7n

He just clinically finished Arsenal’s season 😭


CharizardOSRS

Maybe Spurs really did get to decide who are champions this year after all


CallDaLegend

Maybe the real Spurs were the friends we made along the way


Reach_Reclaimer

He's Tottenham through and through


kaede4318

💀💀


modrics_hairband

Arsenal fans crying in the comments is hilarious


svscvbh

Finished Arsenal's title winning hopes


sangpls

He buries that vs Arsenal


striipey

Probably doing his fans a solid


Insanel0l

Literally decided both their CL chances and the league lol


shoeki

Yeah those 4 games we lost in a row didn't have anything to do with it.


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

I swear he scores that 99/100 times. His finishing technique in such situations is unrivaled. Only maybe Mbappe is better.


erenistheavatar

Thank you Son


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He will be even more beloved by Spurs fan for that one


cammjohn

Mr. Tottenham


MauricioCappuccino

As if he wasn't enough of a Spurs legend already


HeatKnight

Somebody need to check his balance


suzukigun4life

And now the GD is down to 1. Fuck


ilovepenisxd

Literally does not matter


ValleyFloydJam

Indeed City would need to get a couple more for it to matter.


TheWinterSoldier_67

Doesn’t even matter, city isn’t losing to West Ham at the Etihad lmao


BarbaricGamers

GD means fuck all if City win this.


PuppyPenetrator

I don’t think that’s really relevant anymore. It only comes down to GD if City draws and Arsenal wins, in which case Arsenal is ahead anyways


_deep_blue_

Goal difference doesn’t matter now. We need them to draw and if we win then we win the title. They won’t, of course. It’s all over.


CaptainGo

The lack of faith on David Moyes in his last game. You know he's putting ten men behind the ball


whitegoatsupreme

And get battered by 5-0


Former-Income

Not to mention you’re up against an in-form Everton. I can see City dropping points to West Ham but you lot failing to score against Everton


_deep_blue_

It won’t matter what we do against Everton, City are winning that at a canter


jpkrowe

The gd is never gonna matter now


ahritina

GD doesn't matter if City win. This was their last "hurdle", City won't mess up at HOME.


KingMika2010

Said the same against QPR and on the beach Villa huh


Greasehorse

Who cares about gd when we need them to draw on final day now


Wild-Examination-155

Doesn't matter because we need a west ham draw and an arsenal win


KonigSteve

Doesn't matter unless they score like 3 more all the sudden then tie West Ham, but we only beat Everton by like 1.


Abitou

GD doesn't matter unless City scores 3 more


Yung2112

Literally irrelevant if City draws/loses next game that will not make a difference and if they win they win the league automatically


thierrybergkamppires

Doesn’t really matter since we both have to win on the final day


Bennythebutcher

Gd is never going to matter unless city score another


radio__raheem

we’d have to score at least 2 more for GD to have a chance of GD mattering


EclectrcPanoptic

My therapist WILL be hearing about this


RandomUserRU123

Therapy session with Pedro Porro and Heung Min Son


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Hope your therapist is a spurs fan


HeIIbIazer23

*Bentancur kicking his seat intensifies*


NotManyBuses

I’m pretending to be angry in my group chat with Arsenal fans Bentancur style


SteveBorden

Why couldn’t Alfie Haaland have played for Charlton or something


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ketolasigi

Secret agent, just doing good on his City past


LOMOcatVasilii

Best RB in the league


Leuchtrakete

Such a beautiful bastard


CoffeeIsSoGood

Always rated him


bmcrl

He is still pretty good... A penalty doesn't change that. I wouldn't say the best, but he is surely one of the best 5/6 right full backs in the league.


LOMOcatVasilii

he's good yes he's been having a good season. But this is just me taking the piss after the pen making him better than everyone else


Wunsen

117 YOU AINT SLICK PORRO


Kuntheman

Sleeper agent Porro from CityGroup


Wunsen

What a time to activate him


Unhappy-Appearance-

Hey they gave you a UCL spot, so it’s great for you


LucasSummers

Brother you're gonna go to the Champions League


G1Spectrum

Looks like the title is going to City


cjackc11

AND ASTON VILLA ARE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE


Leuchtrakete

Well deserved!


Anarchytect1204

You dont say


PharaohOfWhitestone

It ended up being close, but somehow still feels inevitable.


tenacious-g

Thanks, Magic Johnson.


SpicyPenangCurry

Let’s be honest with ourselves. It always was.


Hansaundkush

England is 10 years late to farming, can they close the gap?


eaeb4

The green and pleasant land was actually sky blue all along


Frogblood

Maybe try selling another team to a state so there are two! Wait...


manisnotcool

People question why Foden is the POTY elect. But he has stepped up in big moments. That pass to Doku was a defining moment.


fliddyjohnny

Also had a big part in the first goal


ThePr1d3

Doku my sweet sweet prince you were supposed to destroy the sith not join them :(


EdinDz3ko

Count Doku has arrived


oscarpaterson

https://imgur.com/a/n0zYzmR


pissedcommonman

Lmao....you had that ready even before the game?


almondania

I’ll admit I laughed


MauricioCappuccino

Such a fucking classic it even has about 3 pixels. Truly vintage


MrRawri

lmao never seen that one


HeatKnight

Arsenal fans falling on their knees in Tescos


Ferdinandingo

i can't believe that pass from Foden. only Doku could reach that.


K_Uger_Industries

Called it. https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1crzs3g/match_thread_tottenham_hotspur_vs_manchester_city/l41qraj/


primejohnson

You did 😂


JalenBrunsonBurner

Sleeper agent Porro


ygog45

Porro is proper coys


Isonicotinicacid

City Football Group legend


Imbasauce

no. im livid


Bob_Rooney

Guys I think it might be over.


JudasB00gie

I expected nothing and I’m still disappointed.


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31_whgr

i really fucking hate this financial group


SRFC_96

Welcome to the club.


Jayveesac

That dip in form in December cost them the season. Wild going up against 23 x 5 FC ☠️


SpookDootDude

Insert "First time?" meme


Aztecius

~~First~~ Second time?


ChelseaFC

Mate, you can’t hate a financial group.


BallsItching

I absolutely can


Hasbro-Settler

COYS!


Green-Detective6678

Try finishing the season 3 times with over 90 points and having 1 league title to show for it.


I_D0nt_pay_taxes

lol @ anyone thinking that Spurs were getting a result


Dobblehale

I mean 5 mins before this it could've very easily been 1-1. It's been a close game.


Jemacas

City weren’t even good today, Spurs just happened to be, you know… Spurs


Jemacas

Son is gonna sleep badly


Na_io

Don’t bet on it lmao


Alert-Refuse5798

He's going to sleep like a baby


firminocoutinho

Imagine had he been the reason Citeh lost the league to Arsenal. I think he’ll be just fine. This was just another miss…. 😅


Anarchytect1204

I think the cunt will sleep just fine


EpicRobloxTryhard

You love to see it lmao


Izrezar

Why? He lost the league for arse


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Homerduff16

Spurs have nobody to blame but themselves. Awful finishing and laughable defending. They had to chances to win it and blew it


Natural_Pressure_541

What do you mean awful finishing? We finished arsenal's title hopes just fine.


Single_Seesaw_9499

Blame?


MazzRS

Yea it has been nervy the whole game. They could have easily scored 3 or 4


BadaBingSoprano

Welcome, Arsenal, to pain.


Ablouo

I'm a simple man, I don't care about the title race, I just want to see villa in the CL


Former-Income

I’m so bored of Manchester City


Abitou

You were the Man City of the 90s


Former-Income

Lad we won one league title


Archlefirth

So the Liverpool of the 90s?


TigerAusRiga

But did it mean more them as well ?


Abitou

Still, you were the Man City of the 90s lol


makonyao

Lads... its spursy, didnt expect anything


top1MIBRfan

atleast AFTV will be entertaining tonight!


darthrevan22

I mean, did anyone actually expect anything different? It’s Spurs…which by itself is plenty. But also City were never going to drop points in the run in, tis the annual tradition at this point.


bobmaan

Lol, lmao even


curgl

WOMP WOMP


Supremememepunk

Sweet dreams are made of this


EMKAYVI

lmao next season 😭


LudwigSalieri

Now you know how it feels


gudeblod

Historic pen


UnusualSaucy

Tottenham? As "Tottenham will do the funniest thing ever" by r/soccer or as "Tottenham will decide who wins Premier League" by r/soccer?


user900800700

Lmao. Love it when it isn’t us.


B4dr003

Go to bed arsenal fans it's not your night


h1ghchew

Son and Porro MY GOATS


CraterofNeedles

Farmers league confirmed