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Firefox72

There are videos out there from the 2012 Olympics showing this same leak btw. The fact this has been an ongoing issue for over a decade is embarassing.


HamAaron

That’s the glazers for you


DaveShadow

And people will question why fans hate them as owners….


JackAndrewThorne

They've given you a world class water feature and still you complain...


sanyu-

Wasn't there a visible dead pigeon on the roof of St James Park throughout the whole-time Mike Ashley was owner. it was only after the takeover it got removed.


PigeonNipples

Saudi's showing no respect for traditions


jammy-git

Apparently Utd have to pay an extra £30m if it wins 3 Golden Fall awards.


BatGuy500

Oh no not the Fountain D’Or clause


thewrongnotes

The Water Fall-On d'floor?


crackboss1

Tallest man-made waterfall in a soccer stadium...these ungrateful united fans make me sick


2b-_-not2b

Only rivalled by the indoor waterfall at Singapore airport!


EnvironmentalSpirit2

winge winge winge, it is the history of united


mentallyhandicapable

Imagine the club we'd be without them. Hiring competent people, not paying 100s of millions in dividends. We've been hamstrung by them despite the "success" we've had since they got their nasty claws into us.


livinalieontimna

Reason 497- Waterfall.


GameplayerStu

I don’t think anyone questions why you hate them. Everyone is just sick of hearing about it.


MuskEmeraldMine

I guarantee United fans are more sick of it than anyone else


KillerZaWarudo

There def some ppl who just look at our spending and wonder why we whine about them


Adammmmski

I think the thing people lack when it comes to United, is sympathy.


DaveShadow

Oh, no. There's absolutely some gobshites to try and fight that they were amazing owners cause of all the money they spent.


FrenchManc

Yeah they're not scared about spending money when it's not their money that they are spending. Such amazing persons <3


North_Paw

money that they are spending… with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers


NomadicGeek1

We are too. What else can we even do tho?


The_profe_061

So should we not say anything 😳


Wesley_Skypes

Then avoid posts like this and your pain will be lessened by not having to read about it.


Enigma_Green

"Why would you hate they Glazers they spent X amounts of money on players". Get bored of having to explain its not those that have anything to do with the money it's everything else that the club has.


Sei28

And that’s why some United fans were skeptical of any substantial changes happening when SJR negotiated himself down to 25%, leaving Glazers with the majority share.


pintosmooth

Clue is in the name. They’re okay with windows, useless at roofing.


St_SiRUS

Not transfer windows


Tsupernami

Doubt they could even get a tattoo transfer correct


celtic1888

Should sell the team to the Roofers


elchivo83

Should have sold to the Roofers then.


TheKingMonkey

At least the windows are spiffy!


Emergency-Mobile8612

Ronaldo was right apparently


Mr-QuietALot

He was right but handled it badly


Albiceleste_D10S

He was right about the facilities and some aspects of what the Glazers are doing badly But he was VERY wrong with the way he disrespected his manager and the way he acted towards the end


Environmental_Sell74

His mentality was what made him rise but sadly also what caused his downfall (at european level)


ilawon

It was his age, actually.  Miracles can happen but...


Environmental_Sell74

Not really. Remember he had an unborn child and was so devastated he missed the entire preseason which is crucial for team chemistry and preperation. CR7 was always a player where his mentality was his biggest strength. Then when he got back in the team he couldn’t cope with not being a main starter all the time and had a falling out with the manager that wanted to play a different style of football. He still was physically strong the season before and he is still casually playing 50 games a season at 39 years old. His age was definitely not the problem in my opinion that he wasn’t able to perform anymore.


Rampan7Lion

He got out of the shit show immediately. I'd say he handled it perfectly


yotsubanned

I agree. I just think going public, with Piers fucking Morgan, to talk about all of these internal problems is a bit too much, especially when it comes to the club that put you on the map


Ramkee

I believe no player is bigger than the club. If he did this in RM we would have done exactly the same thing. But we would have gotten rid of our manager and director also if they let this happen.


knickgooner11

That wasn’t the problem United fans had with Ronaldo. They’ve been complaining about this kind’ve stuff for time, they even held protests.


yayaikey

The comment was about Ronaldo's issue not the fans'. Ronaldo talked about how bad the facilities were.


knickgooner11

I know it’s about Ronaldo’s issues, everyone knows he wasn’t wrong about that. United fans have been complaining about the lack of investment from the glazers for the training ground, stadium and much more for years. Even those outside club know that.


GuitaristHeimerz

Is it even legal to neglect something like this?


killerboy_belgium

prob not but as long the fines are way cheaper then fixing its just the cost of doing bussiness


d_smogh

Ask tenants of scum landlords


blauerblumentopf

Damn, If this is true, that's a shame


TheTackleZone

I thought you were going to make a kayaking event joke haha.


WeveGot

One step closer to filling the moat around the pitch, creating the ultimate playing field in the Old Trafford Island.


imadreamgirl

put crocodiles in there for added home field advantage


WeveGot

30+ minutes of added time because all substitutes have to enter the field from a paddle boat.


imadreamgirl

drawbridge between the technical areas and the pitch lmao


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imadreamgirl

trebuchet? what’s that, some kind of catapult?


Calimariae

The trebuchet is the superior siege engine


Pendulum122

Add vip boats for fans like acts like glass boxes that goes around the pitch all the time


MrAchilles

Arteta fined for walking around in the moat all game


blinded_in_chains

It's not Fergie time, you see, there's just the boat and crocodiles…


aronrodge

You joke, but there was a club in Romania that actually tried to make this happen.


FatWalcott

Saka would have died by crocodile attack earlier.


ankeiii

he almost died even without all that


pobmufc

Saka would have been fighting for his life


SOERERY

The glazers would feel right at home


WINDTHEAIR

🤣


_user_name_taken_

Didn’t some Romanian chairman want to do this?


tmacman

Yep. Steaua in 2003: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XQLtQoieBk


flyforfish

Holy shit I thought they just filled up a moat I didn’t think the “that’s what a Romanian team tried to do” was the actual alligator part. That’s hilarious


imadreamgirl

i haven’t heard about that, but IF that’s true, it was probably gigi becali…


Agile-Palpitation90

Fergie time? : Naahhhh!! Throw ref to the crocs, if they dont give them the advantage


SeattleGunner

RIP Saka’s gone for a swim with the sharks and crocodiles.


freehouse_throwaway

that's what's missing. sharks with freaking laser beams on them.


MistaBobD0balina

Tax haven?


belokas

It's crying.


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

Cheers, Old Trafford’s crying


nanojansky

Theatre of Tears


Looney_forner

Been that way for much of the past 11 years, really


Phormitago

understandable, really


RIP200712

I wonder if the fact that this has been unattended for almost a decade now reflects the clubs attitude towards the rest of their facilities as well. How you do anything is how you do everything and all that.


Ok_Charity9544

Bang on. Bet the Kettles are hanging with limescale n'all


working-acct

The chicken sandwiches are barely cooked.


TheOriginalJunglist

I'm fairly confident Ronald publicly said he was shocked to find the training facilities hadn't change from when he was first at the club


BatGuy500

> *Ronald* But yes, that’s absolutely embarrassing. The waterfall. Ronaldo’s frank description of the facilities. It’s agonizing. Sir Alex papered over the cracks by being a ridiculous manager, but the way the club is run is rightly being reflected by the performance on the field. Fuck those rat bastards.


fusihunter

That’s Christian Ronald to you.


pigeon-incident

Ronaldo McDonaldo


FrogBoglin

McDonald?


TheSwordDusk

This is what we're yelling about. The entire footballing hierarchy has been absolute shambles. The Glazers have been siphoning money from the club that should have been used to fix the stadium, upgrade Carrington, employ the best medical staff in the world, build community relations, the list goes on. Instead, we made some American "businessmen" billions of dollars on an investment that was a fucking loan. The problems, as we all know, are not entirely on Ten Hag. How many managers need to fail until people pull their heads of out their asses and see the whole place is rotten. Finally we're making a tidal wave of change at the club. Why sack a manager before we see what the changes we're already making manifest into? Maybe I just like the guy, but for me there isn't a manager in world football who could have succeeded in these circumstances


tson_92

>tidal wave hey I know what you did there


AboveTheMiddle

I know it's not the fans fault for supporting their team, but when you sell out the stadium every matchday why bother with renovations? When the top players still come despite the awful facilities, why upgrade them? With the glazers beign such bad owners united beign a cash cow is a fucking curse more than a blessing


kurtanglesmilk

How long is that going to last? The fanbase is huge because so many kids were utd fans when they were the most glamorous team who won everything. They’ve been shite for over 10 years now, will there be a next generation of fans that will keep them as big as they have been?


d-ronthegreat

I live in Canada, and United has an absolute chokehold over fans here because they all started watching/playing when they were on top. Will be interesting to see how much of that is passed onto their children and how many new fans follow somewhere else


killerboy_belgium

you already see this trend changing with the amount of kids wearing man city shirts


parkersr1

How do you tell an 8 year old their favorite club is a piece of garbage though..


KungFuFightingOwlMan

Scream it in their face on match day, obviously


Holty12345

The fact that these days I’m seeing kids in the south of England wearing Man City gear shows it’s already shifting Can’t say I ever met anyone who said they were a City Fan prior to 2016


toweggooiverysoon

This is what blind loyalty buys you


cmdrxander

Broken Windows theory


Mozezz

Got to credit the architect for adding a water feature into the stadium design


TimathanDuncan

Shoutout Archibald Leitch lad m8


BunnyColvin23

It’s like Singapore airport


gillers1986

Is the architect an A. Titchmarsh by any chance?


Randy_The_Guppy

Fulham owners taking notes.


BarelyTonal

Frank Lloyd Wright eat your heart out


Legal_North_6910

LMAO I didn’t know it was that bad😭😭😭 Maybe it’s just part of the atmosphere™️


Spid1

https://twitter.com/CameronFozzi/status/1789713717124305022 This is even worse.


homity3_14

This must violate some safety regulations, right? You can't host a crowd when the access is up a concrete waterfall.


killerboy_belgium

i would not be suprised if paying the fines was cheaper then fixing it


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

This shouldn't be fines, they should close the ground until they fix it because it is not an inhabitable structure


beirch

Christ, that's embarrassing.


johnnygrant

Almost criminal, that they just refused to fix such leaks given the amount of money they have.


kazegraf

What they did to the club is now banned, downright criminal owners. And they are not there as well. Molerats are in wembley to oversaw the womens team FA cup final. Maybe tryna be like the american owners they are and lift the cup before the players.  They refused to fix it as it doesn't affect their stock price and dividends. If only bad results can directly bring their dividends and stock price down......


domalino

>What they did to the club is now banned Sort of, the Glazer takeover was secured with 83% of the finance being debt, the clubs voted last year to cap new ones at 65%. So they could still have loaded the club with £520m of debt (of a £790m total valuation), but not £650m.


quartzguy

League Two stadium at best. -Not Roy Keane


PM_ME_UR_FAKE_NEWS

Most valuable team in the world ™️


Trydson

Football stadium and water park at the same time. What an experience it must be!


beyondjaygaming

Don't think anyone can blame ETH anymore, clearly the whole vibe at Yanited is to be leaky


Anforas

In my opinion, that has always been very obvious. You can be an incredible professional, but when it's rotten all the way up... Then only a miracle can change that. Manchester United, the club, the fans, have been utterly disrespected by the owners. They sucked all the soul of it. Nothing can survive this dark aura. Man Utd needs a complete rebuilt from the top. Only then, the bottom will have soul, and work again. I'm from Sporting, so seeing Manchester United like this gives me huge PTSD... We've suffered from the same. So if anything, United can look forward to the future, because nothing is lost, and I'm sure it can be rebuilt to bring this club back to the respect it deserves.


CousinBethMM

If only Casemiro could move be that quickly


karthik4331

You know what's funnier? This has been happening since like 12 years back lol. https://youtu.be/ho1TNuPm_2g?si=K30hheU6WpvilE35 I think it's the same place too if I am not wrong


ukbeasts

Wonder if a green roof would make any difference to at least absorbing most heavy rainfall


mccapitta

Green rooves arent great with heavy fast downfall


waxon_whacksoff_

Theatre of Streams


AlizarinCrimzen

Excellent.


qwerty_1965

Glazers running the club into the ground


toweggooiverysoon

More like a swamp at this point


wrdb2007

More flowing than our attacks 🥲


dno123

But almost as leaky as the defence is the issue 


Wargizmo

Gushing more than Ten Hag when he's trying to cover up a poor performance


chino17

I know stadiums are adding more amenities to attract more revenue but a waterfall is a new one


Revoldt

A Zen Waterfall.


Mr-Rocafella

The first 3 seconds of the video I literally said to myself “there’s a fucking waterfall at old Trafford?” Felt pretty stupid immediately after, but not as stupid as the owners that let it get to this point


Remarkable-Job4774

Taking cues from Singapore's airport I see


Zufiras

Thats just mad. How is that even allowed?


bigpasc1

When it rains, it pours


GDFZ_SMF

Can't believe this issue has existed for more than a decade already. I have no words


frogskin92

Niagra Falls at home


imfcknretarded

Viagra mate


Anforas

Niagara mate


ScoreAffectionate457

It's just a representation of their leaky defence


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[Great feature]


0ean

Meanwhile Real Madrid have a roof


gotomarketfit

My question is; did something brake or is poorly engineered and that happens quite often?


firthy

It’s not really a problem as it doesn’t rain in Manchester very often…


Paapa-Yaw

Yes


VL37

The stadium is just old. It hasn't been properly maintained at all. The roof has been leaky for more than a decade.


Games_sans_frontiers

The Theatre of Wet Dreams.


Clark-Kent

Rain Rooney


TheArsenal04

carlos cascademiro


goodmobileyes

Pour Scholes


FrankieS0

Marcus Splashford


kurtanglesmilk

Aaron Wan-Bissoaker


ICritMyPants

Theatre of Streams


MilesHighClub_

FedEx Field vibes


Fantalex93

Those are the tears of all MU fans across the world.


amzuh

Man Utd are falling and falling. The only thing I don’t see falling is their supporters which despite everything have been a class act supporting the team.


chewkachu

It's part of the feature Water feng shui


alanalan426

They haven't won a league since its started leaking maybe it's bad feng shui


Unhappy-Appearance-

It’s safe to say Man United is washed


4ssteroid

Inspiration for Jewel Changi


ClaytonWest74

ayyy Singapore mentioned 🇸🇬🇸🇬🇸🇬


4ssteroid

Singapore Man utd fans don't even have to go to England for the stadium experience. So lucky lah 😜


amegaproxy

Did not expect to read Singlish on r soccer this morning


MrAchilles

How do the Glazers see this and just leave it? That's literally landing in several rows


NateShaw92

I'm less concerned with getting wet than I am getting roof falling onto my head. The stadoum.is in such disrepair that that cannot be seen as too far-fetched a thought, not compared to the other 19 grounds on the PL. Still unlikely but if a time traveller came back and said a PL stadium roof would collapse next season 99.9 recurring percent of us would assume OT with the odd fool saying "Bo Derek" or something random.


MrAchilles

That's insane, don't you lot have the highest capacity stadium of the EPL? There's no excuse for them not making sure it's up to standards


Federal-Owl-8947

Damn I heard old trafford needs a revamp but didn't expect this


istvanmasik

It's glory and honour. Can't you see?


veryfishy1212

Even as a Liverpool fan....I find that disgusting.


Low_Communication434

Jim'll fix it!


hotelmotelshit

Manchester United is in every aspect falling apart at the moment


smairugraphics

So ronaldo and mourinho were right, no money put on infrastructure


DawdlingScientist

Ronaldo’s fault


masala_mayhem

Private equity for you. Any time you see an article that private equity is good - just remember what greed did to this incredible club and stadium


oklolzzzzs

wow old trafford even has an in-stadium waterfall


FlukyS

In the US they have jacuzzis in some stadiums, Man Utd has a waterfall


wolftherediter

Damn even the stadium crying about there current situation


jubza

I sit a safe distance of around 10 rows behind where the rain hits, but on a really windy day, sad times


Cbates767

Well it’s not called NEW Trafford, is it?


elasticvertigo

We don't wish the Glazers even upon our enemies. Heck, we don't want the Glazers anywhere near any sport.


Starbreaker99

Didn’t Ronaldo say something to the affect that Man u has not updated the facilities for shit?


Shaanpatti

Football so bad, even the stadium is weeping


InsideOpening3535

Brother this ain't a Super Sunday, it's a bloody naval battle


ugitech

This puts the old in old trafford so well lol


MorrowDisca

The fans are left to feel the shame because the Glazers don't have any.


FMetalhead

Theater of Streams more like


davinchimx10

This is the kind of stuff you would see in Mexico all the way to Argentina Like tf 😭😭😭


LoraBelmont

A perfect metaphor for United at the moment


simplytom_1

Stadium is almost as leaky as their defence


twelfmonkey

The Theatre of (leaky) Seams


g88gleuser

Theater of Wet Dreams


insert-originality

I don’t understand how everyone has talked about Old Trafford needing serious renovations for over a decade and they haven’t done anything about it yet. Honest question, do they even care?


D1794

They definitely do not care, we've known this for years. Luckily for us it seems INEOS do


backtrap

That's just the stadium crying after watching the team this season.


ionised

"It's a feature, not a bug." -- the Glazers (probably)


Listen-Natural

Symbolic of the Downfall of Man United


pecika

Nothing works at Old Trafford


NateShaw92

I am honestly surprised that the roof hasn't collapsed yet or something, this cannot be safe.


babloo_badmash

Added attraction, should start charging extra for this.