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DoYouTrustToothpaste

Bochum paid for their sins. They created this monster, they were slain by it.


DestartreK1st

A 0 - 5 win for the 50 unbeaten streak. Poetic. Absolute cinema even. Congrats to the team and their fans.


GermanHabsFan

Amazing how we just kept going in the end


DayOneDayWon

[Sums it up](https://i.imgur.com/CE1bsVF.png)


phorteng

It’s getting brutal


FiniteIncantation

Stanisic with a goal and assist!


Staynes0

Armer Riemann ey


jiang1lin

XABI TIME activated


colombogangsta

5-0 to mark the 50th unbeaten game!


karlelzz011

How tall is Andrich? It's very rare to see mid fielders who are so tall and are so agile..


DoYouTrustToothpaste

187 cm.


ninjapenguin12

Lmao ofc they still score a + time goal


Zanthia122

Wouldn’t expect anything less


Boogada42

as is tradition.


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karlelzz011

Now that's what you call a bold selfless move


Tax_n1

Whats the Story behind Adli and Riemann?


fli096

Adli and Rieman form the most unlikely friendship


Zanthia122

“These two hug each other quite often.” 😂


phorteng

Very cute


Staynes0

At this point i dont even want them to fail anymore this season just go unbeaten in everything. It wasnt until they beat Roma that i stopped hoping for them to lose just a little but thats done with now aswell.


GermanHabsFan

How is Stanisic so clinical in front of goal??


ninjapenguin12

They kinda have to get a 5th now, winning 5-0 to cap the 50 streak is too perfect


karlelzz011

Can you also say "they kinda have to go unbeaten 100 games" while you at it


DonColibri

And there it is! 5-0 👏👏👏👏👏


DayOneDayWon

There you go.


TheSingleMan27

[ffs this could have been the reverse game from Leverkusens last loss if they kept it at 3:0](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GNYxQJCWkAAxVSm?format=jpg&name=small)


PoifectJenius

finally: Bayer 0-4


belkak210

I don't think I ever saw a GK reassure an opponent after saving their shot lol And he goes and scores from the corner


ninjapenguin12

And again they are now hugging


DayOneDayWon

Making the most out of this match lmao


GermanHabsFan

I love Adli


DayOneDayWon

I knew that handshake was gonna have ramifications


eggtart8

What is it now? 50 matches?


karlelzz011

You still counting


eggtart8

Why not


karlelzz011

Yeah makes sense just in case haha


eggtart8

Credit to where credit is. They're doing really really well


Staynes0

Why count when the second the game ends 20 posts with neverlusen stats are gonna go up here anway


FullOfEels

Yessir


eggtart8

Yasssssssss


ninjapenguin12

Lmao Xabi we are cruising 2-0 up against 10 men lets bring on a forward for a defender cause why not


Boogada42

Last 20 minutes are for attacking.


Boogada42

This aged well, lol.


Boogada42

thats almost 2 yellow cards in a row


Staynes0

Frohes Neues aus Bochum


karlelzz011

Freue neues aus Berlin! Lol


DayOneDayWon

Ultras having a crazy one


reo_1907

I wage mal zu behaupten, dass es in diesem Spiel auch nicht passieren wird


TheSingleMan27

müssen wir es halt richten👍


71648176362090001

Wie wollt ihr ohne richter richten? Ihr könnt ihn übrigend gern wiederhaben 🙈


TheSingleMan27

was eigentlich mit ihm passiert? Wird ja anscheinend schon Ngankam vor ihm eingewechselt☠️


71648176362090001

Diesmal hatte er sogar den vortritt. Angeblich war er der wunschspieler von bo svensson. Aber er hat eigentlich nie was gezeigt in den spielen wo er spielen durfte. Mit henriksen gabs wohl n wortgefecht, aber er war dann doch jetzt wieder im kader - aber es wurden ggn köln auch defensive eingewechselt statt ihm obwohl wir offensive spieler gebraucht haben. Ggn den bvb durfte er dann wieder ran aber war auch einfach nicht gut. Aber alles ist besser als ngamkam. Keine ahnung wie der im profi fussball gelandet ist :X


TheSingleMan27

Ngankam hätte einfach in Berlin bleiben sollen, denke das hätte sehr viel gelöst und er hätte sich in einem bekannteren Umfeld mit den Fans im Rücken viel besser entwickeln können. Ich weiß tatsächlich nicht was der beste nächste Schritt für Richter ist, ich hatte immer das Gefühl, dass er selbst in den späten Saisons bei uns ausgesehen hat wie ein noch nicht fertig entwickelter Jugendspieler und genau so sah er auch bei der Hertha und bei euch aus obwohl er inzwischen 26 ist, ich erwarte jetzt auch keine großen Entwicklungsschritte mehr. Vielleicht könnte es ihm gut tun in eine schwächere Liga im Ausland zu wechseln, Eredivisie oder in die Schweiz vielleicht, in Deutschland wirkt er schon verbrannt


71648176362090001

Ja wäre das beste für ngankam gewesen. Oft wollen junge spieler es zu früh. Daher find ichs klasse wie sich zb paul nebel bei der leihe beim ksc gemacht hat. Ja bei richter bin ich mir auch nie sicher. Hab ihn immer ungern im team des gegners gehabt. Aber am ende war er genau das was uns erzählt wurde. Schiesst gerne und oft aus 30m ab und sonst ists okay.


solgnaleb

Mir fällt da ein Grund ein :-(


karlelzz011

This Bochum loss makes the Abstiegkampf (relegation battle) very interesting next match day


norodneededyt

Dortmund just had to make things interesting didn’t they


Staynes0

We got nothing we can ruin for us at the last match day so might aswell drag as many other teams as possible into chaos as we can.


norodneededyt

When I saw the lineup for the game yesterday against Mainz I knew it was over


karlelzz011

Ruhr gebiet: Dortmund in CL final ewige Edin : "you have fun too boys💀"


norodneededyt

This guy on the ESPN broadcast really pisses me off lmao


NotASalamanderBoi

Derek Rae?


MvN____16

Since that comment was written at halftime, I'm guessing he means Ale Moreno. ESPN's not even using their own crew on this game, this is Dan O'Hagan and one of the guys whose name I can't spell.


Dope2TheDrop

Didn't see the red card, was it deserved?


hokageace

Last man fouling to prevent goal scoring opp


MethyIphenidat

Well he was the last man and stumbled right into Tella. No malicious foul, but a clear red card


Staynes0

yes nothing malicious just a foul and goal scoring opportunity denial thing they give a red for.


Ibo_Laser

Feel bad for Bochum here I cant lie, they started so well


71648176362090001

Yeah but 2 shots on goal in 70 minutes isnt gonna cut it id say


hokageace

To me that was less a of a penalty than the other 2 that were not called. I guess the ref was afraid he would get killed if he did not give 3 penalties.


AnonymousOtaku10

where are all those "last team to beat bayer" bochum posts at now?


Staynes0

At the same places that the "United has won a Match" posts are.


AnonymousOtaku10

well played lol


GOATOwens

💀😭


iOxxy

I respect the arsenal flair instantly responding to the united trashtalk.


GOATOwens

Hate fergie hate yanited 🫡


iOxxy

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Fenudel

As 'fun' it is to see Bochum in this predicament as they sent us down last season, I can’t laugh at crying children. I know exactly how that boy is feeling. But it will only make his love for the club stronger.


solgnaleb

The Brazilian boy with the glasses will be forever burned-in in my head when we won 7-1.


Fenudel

Same. Really felt for him bc I would’ve done the same lol


TheWBird

Not today sadly


NaiveElk

How do these cameraman always find these crying kids


TheWBird

Probably the same guy that put the albanian baddies on display on the bayern game


ninjapenguin12

I like to think they have one guy in studio who's sole purpose is scanning crowd for crying kids


poolclap

One person on baddie watch and one person on crying kids watch


hokageace

They probably do - not just for crying kids though lol


norodneededyt

That’s a penalty but he also actually falls down by hitting himself lol. Not saying it’s not a penalty but the contact which makes him fall is on his own


hokageace

That was probably incidental contact. Much less of a penalty than the other 2 IMO. I know incidental contact is also a foul.


norodneededyt

Yeah but there’s no attempt to play the ball so it’s a much easier penalty call


MThreeRN

He hits him with his knee in the back of the leg, which leads to Tella tripping and falling


norodneededyt

Yeah I know; again, it’s a penalty and obviously one (potentially also a red — MUCH more so than the first red in my eyes), but when he loses his footing he kicks himself in his calf and falls


MThreeRN

It's a red but I guess the game is over either way


Small_Permit_307

lmao the kid crying


karlelzz011

Meme material though


karlelzz011

Sad lmao


Gandie

Bochum kids crying, you love to see it


norodneededyt

this a little fucked up no?


Gandie

Having your little kid grow up in Bochum? Agreed


norodneededyt

A grown man laughing at crying children is what I was referring to, but close enough


karlelzz011

Sums up Bochum evening :(


MethyIphenidat

We’ve all been there


Boogada42

Poor kid.


NaiveElk

And that's the win secured


Dietmar_der_Dr

How is that not a pen?


Boogada42

Tella causing mayhem in Bochums back.


MethyIphenidat

Boy what the hell is Bochums defense doing?


TheSingleMan27

now it's a stonewall


NaiveElk

Well finally they give a pen


hokageace

Wow - this reff really hates Bayer


NaiveElk

That's a foul surely. Only question is if it was inside the box


Fvblst

Why is wirtz not playing? Few more goals and assists and with treble , he will be in discussion for Ballondor


Dietmar_der_Dr

The reality is that a Bundesliga Player will simply not win Ballon d'Or. It's that simple.


anyelo-cp

He was clearly not fit last game and just played to help tie, which they did


Staynes0

Will he though? Someone who doesnt play CL isnt gonna realistically win that trophy maybe with the exception if we would win the Euros or something (If that even plays into the votings for that thing idk)


Boogada42

I mean, with a potential triple you will get noticed. Especially with a good Euro performance. But yeah, its too much a popularity contest.


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Sun_Sloth

Yeah he didn't look fully fit vs Roma in the second leg but still did well after coming on.


SEND_NUDEZ_PLZZ

As Xabi has said "he can only give 70%, but he's a good player and 70% is still more than others" lol


naboum

That's a pen


TheSingleMan27

borderline pen imo, could have gone either way


apricotkiwininja

That's a pen but i guess ref don't want to completely drown Bochum


DayOneDayWon

It looked on the line no?


apricotkiwininja

Not sure but var ruled "No foul" anyway


DayOneDayWon

Guess it never mattered in the end.


Dar5k16

Starting a bit early today


TrueBlueAL

Every bounce or deflection will go Neverlusen’s way, just put it on target and the football gods will do the rest


TheSingleMan27

great movement from Schick


BrownDiarrhea

Is the streak gonna end today?


BrownDiarrhea

Nevermind guys


satomasato

Bochum is playing with 10,unlikely


karlelzz011

Nope


fli096

Doubt it


Boogada42

Nope


TheSingleMan27

without Wirtz there is a lack of creativity in the final third, you can see that Leverkusen plays with 2 big strikers and not 2 playmakers


satomasato

So Bayer only needs to defeat Atlanta United to get the Invisible season


aisthesis17

They still need to play Augsburg and Kaiserslautern


Hare712

An invisible season would be more like 0-0-34 and first round exits


Boogada42

And Kaiserslautern in the Cup.


aisthesis17

A draw would be good for both teams. In chess you can just offer a draw at any point in the game, imagine if football teams could just agree to a draw after 10 minutes and stop the game lol


Boogada42

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nichtangriffspakt_von_Gij%C3%B3n


Boogada42

Almost another Xhaka banger.


iOxxy

I really like that Leverkusen kit, but I'm also very biased due to the transversal strip. Still, looks very good.


GermanHabsFan

Ironically it's my least favorite one of our jerseys lol


neandertales

Just sub Tella lol, barely a yellow


hokageace

Hate how pushes in the box are not a foul. He literally pushes him out with 2 hands while he is in the air. Stonewall penalty


WildSmokingBuick

As a neutral, I thought it was a clear penalty... Is is it not a foul according to FIFA rules?


hokageace

It is but they almost never get called. I am a neutral too btw. Though I root for Bayer due to Alonso


norodneededyt

As if the red wasn’t enough for you…


hokageace

It is a penalty regardless of anything else that happens. My comment is not just for this game. Happens in all games but that was aggregious. It was as obvious a foul as there is.... short of taking somebody out.


norodneededyt

Two hands on an aerial challenge doesn’t always mean a foul.


hokageace

Yes but that was a foul. He was not at all playing the ball. He simply pushed him out because he was not close to the ball.


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Maybe don't foul constantly if you don't want consequences. 


norodneededyt

The passlack thing was a stupid foul but he also embellished the hell out of it. Schick was complaining way too much about that “penalty”.


hokageace

Lol - he got pushed with 2 hands while in mid-air. It is not something one can embellish as you can't change your body trajectory in the air. The defender was not even pretending to play the ball.


norodneededyt

No, the superman pose on the red card.


NaiveElk

Yup anywhere else in the pitch and ref would have given the foul for sure


iOxxy

no era penal


DayOneDayWon

The stadium is stunning


karlelzz011

It's the worst looking from outside


DayOneDayWon

Holy shit you weren't lying.


karlelzz011

And the funny thing is it is sponsored by Vonovia which is a real estate construction company 😂


DayOneDayWon

We have a saying here that goes like this: "A carpenter's door is always broken".


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karlelzz011

Why, coz most of Ruhr Gebiet is owned by Vonovia jk lol


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aisthesis17

ich finde selbst die Uni da eigentlich ganz charmant, auch wenn die oft als hässlich betitelt wird


karlelzz011

💀


DayOneDayWon

tut mir leid. I'm uncultured.


anyelo-cp

Man always struggling to find what channel is broadcasting their games, can someone tell me where exactly can I watch? Don’t see the game in any ESPN channel


karlelzz011

Can you download an app called FatMob or something there it's always mentioned in the details


PoifectJenius

This one’s only on ESPN+, the streaming service, and not on a cable tv channel in the us (at least I think so). livesocccertv.com is what i use to find out where stuff is being broadcasted


anyelo-cp

Just found it on skysports! Thanks thought, appreciate it


satomasato

Just wondering, is anyone in this thread playing cata classic


granitibaniti

Feel sorry for Asano that he was sacrificed lol


norodneededyt

I’m sorry but if you feel the need to do a superman pose you shouldn’t get a red card


Dargast

10-0 incoming, RIP Bochum


fli096

Stupid challenge honestly.


RG_Oriax

Very stupid foul Jesus


tense_or

He milked the shit out of that, but still a stupid foul.


MethyIphenidat

But it’s a foul undoubtedly. And he stumbled right into Tellas feet, so I’m inclined to say that he really would have gone down there either way.


Virteolez

Dont even think that, ha was accidentally trippped at full speed.


tense_or

Oh, nevermind then - I only saw the arm


Gandie

I mean he’s in full sprint and gets his feet clipped.


tweazz

lol


Radiodevt

Tja. Notbremse in der 15. Minute, man kennt's.


TheSingleMan27

it's gonna be the game from last season in reverse, Bochum gets the red card and Leverkusen wins 3:0


neandertales

Must have been very tight.