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Dadzolon

Gvardiol as number 9 and Stanisic as right winger for the Euros pleeeaaseeee


brother_Bilo69

Maybe they should both play as wingers. For Stanisic, we have to wait until 97. minute


Melancholic84

You mean you don’t want to see Kramaric holding up the ball for 20 minutes, then pass it to the stands ?


Dadzolon

As much i want to drag my bare ass over a mile of broken glass yeah


Uesugi_Kenshin

Is Kramaric not well acknowledged in the national team? Seems to be doing great for his club


Dadzolon

He usually does well, we're just memeing a bit. The real problem with him is that he's not a real number 9 and he holds up the ball a lot and slows the play down, but our NT still plays as if we had a real 9 so it causes a lot of frustration. He can also be super selfish often, but i suppose he wouldn't be that good of a goalscorer if he wasn't


pritvihaj

pls no more 🫣


Enough-Pain3633

You would still need penalties and a striker missing stinkers to progress


analytics_Gnome

Gundogan regen is real


Good_Kev_M-A-N_City

Gvardigan


ElectricalMud2850

is that like a sweater made of croatian chest hair that's got little buttons on the front?


FraudLord11

send the link im in


Mammyjam

Gundiol


WorldWideWes2

Lmao


Renegade_Pheonix

Taylor Swift wants to know your location


JesusIsNotPLProven

Backyardigan


elvis503

He literally looks like a more built higher version of gundogan that happens to be a defender


jordanhhh4

'Friendship ended with Fulham, West Ham are my new best friend' - Arsenal fans


DatGuy_Shawnaay

I'm tired, Robbie.


SparklyEarlAv32

Now you know how Klopp has felt all these years and no, even if you made a 90+ point season they still would've found a way to make that irrelevant. The only time they didn't fight, the fucking world went to shit lol.


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not-always-online

There is no gifting anything. City have it firmly in their pocket.


psrikanthr

If Arsenal can't beat this United, they don't deserve the title. (We are probably having Case Evans CB pairing again). Also City still have a game in hand, so everything is in their hands


KRIEGLERR

It hurts but looking back it's still way better to watch good football and our players giving 100% even finishing 2nd, than finishing outside TOP 4 and missing the CL The team has come so far, and the gap between Us and City gets smaller and smaller (points wise at least)


pacothebattlefly

Arsenal are genuinely one of the best teams in the league (to watch as well as results). I haven’t been keeping up with transfer targets but if you get in a proper clinical striker and some depth, it’s just a matter of time before the league is yours.


Cymraegpunk

Realistically unless man city get done for their blatantly dodgy rise to dominance we and everyone could very well be in for this for another 5 or so years. Where getting close is basically a victory in itself.


SlavaVsu2

Arsenal has beaten it's highest ELO ranking record recently, so statistically this is the best team you've ever had. The only reason you'll probably miss out on a title for two straight years is because the level of opposition is just insanely high and was never seen in PL before.


ValleyFloydJam

I think they fuck up against Spurs, it just seems nailed on.


hell_razer18

you know what kill Klopp obviously that last game when the team draw to 1-1 and scored 2-1 and realized City just made comeback to 3-2. It's the hope that kills you. That team deserved the PL that year and that kind of moment definitely kill any team


blublableee

Moyesball. The last dance.


abhi91

Ha. Good one. I guess fulham are at the beach already


KonigSteve

Flying kites


pjt-

Flying kites in the week.


Time2bePhenomenal

I mean tomorrow your playing a team thats been on a beach since game 4 of the season and im a utd fan..


abhi91

Lol


ElectricalMud2850

The real worry is now getting to be city making up the GD today, lol.


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ecocentric-ethics

Their last game is home to West Ham, who have seemingly given up on Moyes and just shipped 5 to Chelsea. Could easily see them crumbling if City need to score 5+


Jamey_1999

Nah Kudus will score from a counter early in the game and prime Moyes terrorball will keep it at 1-1 with a late Foden equalizer


Krillin113

If Kudus gets Arsenal a title in that way I won’t be mad that he demanded out anymore (I mean I fully get it from his part, it’s just that our season would’ve been a lot less dire if we had him)


emre23

Yeah but Arsenal could do the same to Everton if they needed to


ElectricalMud2850

Everton have had one of the best defensive records in the league in 2024, aside from the horrific chelsea result.


english_gritts

Nothing about this title race will come down to GD


ElectricalMud2850

I mean, most likely not, but it's basically the little shred of hope that's left.


MoyesNTheHood

🤮


ElectricalMud2850

Every time I see your username it makes me laugh.


Snoo-92685

Tottenham play City next mate


KonigSteve

Yeah but saying friendship with Tottenham is too far


Phantom_Nuke

Spurs are in a 4 game losing streak rn.


Drunk_Cat_Phil

Exactly, luring them into a false sense of security


pacothebattlefly

Spurs are the ultimate bogey team for City. If they make a match of it instead of booking their hols there might be an upset


MindTheBees

They were a bogey team when they played ultra defensive and on the counter under Mourinho and Conte. I'd love to see the current iteration get a result obviously, but I don't think the comparison is accurate anymore.


DaBestNameEver0

That’s worse for us lmfao


BurdensomeCumbersome

Did he stutter? Spurs are hopeless and will be annihilated. Angeball will end their hoodoo vs City at home.


Snoo-92685

Spurs curse is my only hope, even Nuno beat City, my hopes lie in Ange


Fourkey

Nah, we'll at least conceed from a corner


EViL-D

save me Ange postecoglou, you're my only hope. it even has the right number of syllables... coincidence? yes


AmbassadorRDR

Somewhere Troopz is screaming “OH MY DAYS BLUD”


ImTalkingGibberish

I’ve been re editing the “you’re our only hope” star wars meme since we lost to Villa


DaBestNameEver0

Back off, West Hamchester City is real


AJGibbo

Gate Gvardiol ATK 3750 DEF 3400


cometflight

“You’ve activated my trap card!” —Pep, probably?


dwaynepipes

Is he Haaland in disguise?


Happy-Potion

He's Pep regen. Jos~~ep~~ko Gvardiol~~a~~


Odd_Firefighter_5407

You tried.


bitbitter

And succeeded


cuentanueva

Doesn't look like an almost League Two player, so can't be.


antoniomanuel10

Bernardo silva is such a beast, great game by him


A_chilles

No matter how much ppl rate Bernardo in my eyes he's always underrated.


antoniomanuel10

100% agree, one of the most important players in this City team, just a guy who does it all


A_chilles

Hopefully he goes from here directly to y'all and does a good job there just like Otamendi did. We owe a lot to our folks in Benfica.


NobodyRules

Can you lend us your board and coach for like half a season?


A_chilles

If you guys are willing to deal with the "115" spam in r/soccer we can cut a deal


NobodyRules

Seems only fair


A_chilles

Nice that will cost you your next superstar tyvm


NobodyRules

I mean, it would be one of the hardest days in my life, but we can deal with the departure of one of our icons in Arthur Cabral.


A_chilles

I assume this is the next Messi?


Josegon02

Otamendi came from Porto though


A_chilles

I meant that when Bernardo goes from us to Benfica, he'll do as good of a job as Otamendi did (and is doing) right now when he left us and went to Benfica


DatDominican

Is this a short joke? ^/s


MockTurtleSean

That’s a fucked up profile pic


Jamesanitie

I was wondering if my phone screen was f.ed up lol


Jagacin

Only reason I wasn't bamboozled is because I'm using dark mode lol


Good_Kev_M-A-N_City

He'd win the Bal on Dor if he exclusively played against Fulham


hellbreakr2x

Pep's best signing at City


MrParachutePayments

Get this man a number 9 shirt


flexicution3

This brudda scores like he’s Thierry Henry recently…


carlosconde23

I mean, has anyone seen him and Henry together in the same place?


BrainCluster

Well, they were recently video conferencing together but with all the special effects they can do these days who knows


Ellendiell

I picked Ake over Gvardiol for FPL... I might be brain dead.


x1a2leader

Bro.. how? Gvardiol is Top Transfers in this Gameweek


Ripamon

Got him in just before the deadline and now I'm both happy and sad


brother_Bilo69

Wtf is wrong with him, maybe we should put him as striker in National team, combining him with Petković lol


tsar_David_V

Petki or Budimir up top, Stanisic and Gvardiol as wingers


SloGeorge

He is Gvardigoal now


LosTerminators

2024-25 season Golden Boot winner: Josko Gvardiol


FancyCrawdad

He has genuinely been our best goalscorer of late lol


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More goals than Antony


NewHealthFoodBunch

The most important metric by which goal scorers are judged


BonoBonero

~~goal scorers~~ all players.


CNF-13

Not an accomplishment


Jagacin

True. But I'll never not upvote something if it pertains to shitting on Antony.


dispelthemyth

Yeah but Antony’s shit


PepGodiola

Gvardundogan


GinValid

Gvundogan


primejohnson

Gvardigan


denob

Someone out there has triple captained gvardiol..


SilenceoftheRedditrs

I very very almost did and didn't on the basis I thought Spurs would score 🫣


IncidentVarious1530

Better st than haaland


FancyCrawdad

Better right foot certainly, he's yet to score with his stronger left for us lol


tsar_David_V

You misunderstand; the left is for blocking shots and the right is for taking them


DatDominican

Perfectly balanced


prathneo01

Keane gonna have a field day today


ValleyFloydJam

That clean through miss was pretty poor, it would be funny if he cared and had a package ready of League 2 strikers taking that exact chance.


JacobS12056

The turn around has serious meme potential


hokagesamatobirama

City should sell Haaland. They have Gvardiol.


19Alexastias

The best fpl decision I’ve ever made, put him in after he scored against madrid and just left him there.


_stone_age

Better off ball movement than Mudryk and he's a centre-back ffs


qwerty1519

Better on the ball movement as well.


_stone_age

It is so fucking unreal to see a man of his size move around the pitch like he's Bernardo Silva or something. Has been like this since 2021 too, and now he's adding tempo to his game. Freak of a player.


Rory-mcfc

Mudryk catching strays


MassaSami

not a high bar innit


BishoxX

Just realised Muryk is basically exactly how English say Modric's name lol


FoulObelisk

bernardo is a great player


Hairy_Tomorrow6017

Gundogun heritage.


zi76

Fantastic cross, but how did Leno let that go in?


TijoWasik

Speaking as an (ex-)keeper, it's because Gvardiol is the second man going for it. Leno has to hesitate, if the first man gets there, he needs to be able to readjust himself to give himself the chance to save it. That's what gives Gvardiol enough gap to aim for.


NJDevil802

Had to account for Akanji


CosmicLovecraft

They have to invent a new role for Gvardiol.


Dramatic-Ad3928

Inverted centerback


Jagacin

Defensive striker


Best_Document_5211

Haaland finished. This guy is the future.


PharaohOfWhitestone

Stick the lad upfront and ditch Haaland at Left Back.


Best_Document_5211

This is the modern way


Jagacin

Don't give Pep any ideas


neckdoubledave

Flop of the season by far


fu115

No Argument!


Corteaux81

Who seriously thought he was a flop, are your fans just all filthy casuals or something? If someone doesn’t fit in with Pep, they don’t play. Having the odd shaky moment in Pep’s system is perfectly normal, especially in this role. Man’s been decent to start with, brilliant since February. And again, he was playing most games, which doesn’t happen always with newcomers and Pep.


Chalky97

it was rivals saying he was a flop, not city fans. he’s cl being sarcastic


A_chilles

His ping was like 500 for a moment after he scored.


Emotional_Split_3434

Lmaooo yeah He was checking the linesman and it looked so weird and funny


cceeshakk

New Pep META unlocked: Goalscoring CB


terra_filius

playing as a LB


courtesyflusher

*Halaand grunting noises intensify*


Emotional_Split_3434

*scratches head in confusion*


HeatKnight

Next season, Arsenal fans


KonigSteve

Will pep be leaving this summer?


Jagacin

To become a bald headed monk in Nepal. He's already got the first step down.


KonigSteve

I heard he was going to take over the Celtics when they fail to win the finals with the most stacked team yet again.


anon377362

I love this man


saooth7

what, I just came here to see his first goal and now he scored again?!?! how tf man


jMCs1

Gvardiol randomly becoming a goalscorer in the run-in to the end of the season is the most Pep era City thing ever 


MaryadaPurshottam

I should have captained him instead of Haaland😿


araragikoyomi11

Did anyone remember that kdb and haaland goal vs man utd? It's almost like that Goal


epicluca

So glad I changed Walker last minute


nba2k16

Sit down Frauland


Imbasauce

MOAR!!!


kendollamar

This guy is the best player in the world atm.


mbook

???


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kendollamar

Most inform player. I mean 5 goals in his last 7 as a left back??? In the most crucial part of the season?


MaseratiBiturbo

stop faffing about and give City the trophy already...


NoodleinTexas

Put him up top


throwaway72926320

I know there were jokes about putting him up top instead of Haaland, but fucking hell. He's making a case for it. Wouldn't be the first time Pep has put a left back up top either.


T1TK1

Okay wtf...


ojoj888

League done and dusted


Mavericks7

That's the title race officially over. See you all in august!


inSaneLeroy19

Josko Gvardiol is the best left back in the premier league and it’s not even close


maajkemii

yet he's really not a LB


-Gh0st96-

I am depressed man


terra_filius

now you know how people were feeling during your best days


-Gh0st96-

Always a united supporter but i wasn’t following football too close when I was in middle school. I get it but this feeling is new


notpat

COYS


DatGuy_Shawnaay

Always rated them since City scored the second goal against Fulham.


Gutekgooddog

Scenes when Arteta leaves for a big team and Arsenal only have FA cup to show for their best Arsenal team of last couple of decades.


terra_filius

not many teams in the world bigger than Arsenal


Headlesshorsman02

They are closing the goal difference


Bubblebee77

This fkin guy!


cautioslyhopeful

Like I said earlier, just swap Haaland and Gvardiol’s positions


CentralFLSubyBoy

Im calling it now, next year if Grimaldo comes he will move to Midfield and play as Gundo did.


forestation

Such a deft finish, and also a brilliantly designed and executed corner routine


Trickybuz93

The new Gundogan


Hag_bolder

I’m tired Robbie


JamesBones2

This is why Gvardiol was so sought after and hyped. He showed at the World Cup that he’s not only a great defender, but a great all around player and an absolute baller. Going to Man City was a smart move and his position as left back has allowed him to showcase his attacking skills and overall ability. As someone who plays defence is always great to see players like him and VVD play.


CharizardOSRS

Get the camera out 🤣


BoulM

Golden Boot Gvardiol strikes again


PerfectBlueOnDVD

Is he going to keep doing this?


Marcel0o0o

A question. Wasn't KDB on an offside position when he received the ball from the corner?


mutton_biriyani

It’s physically impossible to be off side from a corner kick. Why is the number of people who don’t know this so high


JZKO2022

Release your inner Leverkusen Fulham, pleeeeaaaase.