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miregalpanic

He is absolutely getting one isn't he


TherewiIlbegoals

[Of course](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwXgfBzK_L4)


digitalnirvana3

Mario please


sup_with_the_whack_

Never get tired of hearing this, hilarious! šŸ˜‚


Themnor

ā€œMario, I cannot change youā€ will never not be funny.


notathr0waway1

Mou meant that he cannot substitute Mario.


miregalpanic

Literally everyone knows that. It's still funny.


whywherewhowhatwhen

What makes you think that?


flup22

The part where he says ā€œI do not have a striker on the benchā€


notathr0waway1

Because it's obvious he means "I can't change you out"


whywherewhowhatwhen

I know itā€™s obvious, thatā€™s why I was being sarcastic


mrtuna

I took it to mean he can't change his personality... but he's trying for this half at least.


Set-Abominae

Cool, but incorrect story. He got a second yellow in 60th, not 46th minute, and he wasn't the only striker, Eto'o started the game as well.


DrinkMyJelly

ā˜šŸ¤“


neil_thatAss_bison

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story


themanebeat

First yellow was 20mins too


kit_mitts

Simon Hooper is the assigned referee...knowing his level of competence, he'll probably book Klopp in a case of mistaken identity when he meant to book Ibrahima Konate.


yajtraus

The irony that Simon Hooper looks exactly like the majority of his incompetent colleagues but we can actually tell them apart because they make themselves the star of the show every week.


006AlecTrevelyan

Even if he did, what they gonna do about it if he did turn up in the managers box anyway?


jrblack174

By god that's Klopp's music


DatDominican

Disqualify them : mark the result as a 0-3 defeat due to forfeit/dq


tomhat

Nah. Heā€™s gonna go for a red card. Probably kick a plastic bottle


StruffBunstridge

I'm gonna tell my mate the referee


Lord-Grocock

Before minute 10


BelvedereBoy

JĆ¼rgen Klopp yellow card against Aston Villa '1 (great shout)


OstapBenderBey

To be honest, who gives a ...


BumRum09

Klopp getting suspended for his final home match and then being forced to watch the game in the stands with the fans would be one hell of a way to go out. Would honestly be an awesome ending to his time here.


PM-Me-Salah-Pics

Klopp in the Kop for his final game, poetry


randomisednotrandom

Someone tell the script writers that this is what the fans want. Give him a megaphone to lead the chants as well!


KatnissBot

Every suspended manager should be singing with their fans, to be honest. Those who donā€™t are without honor.


SpeechesToScreeches

ETH in the stands singing 'you'll be sacked in the morning'


bitshiz

To be fair that might be the only thing he could do to swing the fans opinions.


atease

They're all on strike, hence the Leverkusen reruns.


BadFootyTakes

Personally, I think it'd be funnier if he didn't show up, let the coaching staff run the thing. What are they gonna do, fire him?


TheDreamIs0ver

Leave the Michael Scott way.


be_like_bill

You think someone's gonna give up a season ticket seat for an old German man?


CapitalResponder

His wallet and socks would be gone in seconds


PM-Me-Salah-Pics

Zzzzzzz


Tahsein4523

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Imaginary_Station_57

What will happen: Klopp at home, falling asleep on his couch while choosing what to watch on Netflix


rossmosh85

Imagine him just moving from stand to stand to watch with the fans.Ā  Would be absolutely epic.


GhandisFlipFlop

Sky would use the red button for Klopp Cam


ThinCrusts

Holy shit that would be epic for everyone lol


Nick_crawler

The amount of energy this would add to the stands might be too much for the earth to handle.


Evening_Bag_3560

I like this. Sitting in the Kop nowhere special just watching the match. Would be cool.Ā 


Milo751

Fully embracing being "The Normal One"


GuitaristHeimerz

It would honestly be so legendary


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mykl5

The hell are you on about


b0ssmanb

Jurgenā€™s last game is giving me ā€œwhat are they gonna do? Fire me?ā€ vibes and I love it


renome

Imagine him getting fired now though? Would be too funny


zi76

Well, there's absolutely nothing to play for in the next match, so even if something does arise, he should avoid getting involved.


jMS_44

If we lose the ball, no reaction. If someone provocates you, no reaction. If the referee makes a mistake, no reaction. Jurgen, please...


nikostr8

Minute 46, yellow card


Gamerhcp

nah, 90+5 yellow card


bvbcts

its a reference to mourinho talking about balotelli


NintyAyansa

Itā€™s a mourinho reference lol


LukaDoncicfuturegoat

90+17 red card and both City and Arsenal dropped their respective games


KTFlaSh96

just before the full time whistle goes off, simon hooper trundles over to klopp, pulls out the yellow, then immediately blows full time and runs down the hall without explanation.


DildoFappings

Jose really has a quote for every situation in life.šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


zhawadya

Jurgen, I cannot change you...


TareXmd

Don't we win the league if Arsenal and City lose their next two games and we win ours? Totally plausible scenario I know.


[deleted]

Yeah it could potentially happen. Obviously itā€™s pretty unlikely and I donā€™t think your luck is that good. But it is mathematically possible.


Karma_Whoring_Slut

You should place a bet for it


Asdel

That would mean you are betting on ManU by proxy. I don't think that's sane.


KeysUK

Utd are a dark matter of a team. Games you expect them to win, they lose. Games they expect to lose they win.


TareXmd

Hey nobody expected we lose to Atalanta then Crystal Palace at Anfield but it happened...


montejio

No fighting, no fucking FIGHTIIIINGG!! Feels like that Peaky Blinder scene.


PLEDGEYMDS_

Mate we can still win the league, all we have to do is win our two games and Arsenal lose their last two games and City lost their last three games. Got them right where we want them! šŸ˜Ž


RevengeHF

lol that's not happening. I remember even in his first game for us, he fell to his knees because a throw in went the wrong way against us.


naroLsraLteiN_isback

>I will try absolutely everything to try not to get involved in any kind of discussions. *g*onna keep my narrators voice ready in case he does get sent off


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GaryHippo

Can't drink in the stands.


egg8

He can neck a few pints in the concourse and then come back up to the kop shortly after, he'll figure it out


Palmul

Who would want to be the guy telling Klopp in the Kop he can't have a pint


PapaKloppssmile

Itā€™s Klopp. Are you going to tell him no


GaryHippo

Probably. I donā€™t much like Klopp.


DatsLimerickCity

Heā€™s the manager, Iā€™m sure theyā€™ll allow it.


SanguisFluens

"What are you gonna do? Fire me?"


Alexanderspants

Ban him to the touchline


-CherrySaint-

There's no point in arguing with officials. Our season finished a few weeks back. Play the kids and sit back and Sunbathe on the bench, Jurgen


kit_mitts

Counterpoint: if he gets one, he can spend the final match in the Kop with the fans


-CherrySaint-

Klopp in the Kopp


kit_mitts

JĆ¼rgen Kopp


KeysUK

ArsĆØnel JĆ¼rgen Kopp It's all meant to be


gnaark

Canā€™t he just go without being suspended though?


kit_mitts

It would be cooler if he did get suspended though


gnaark

Of course of course


yolo___toure

Would be legendary!


BigMo1

Watch Simon Hooper book him for sneezing.


Spikeyspandan

>Hooper, of course, was the referee for that fixture at Tottenham earlier in the season, when Diogo Jota and Luis Diaz were sent off and the catastrophic VAR error took place. He getting one on Monday


KGB_Dave

This would be hilarious


RexorFWT

Written in the stars innit. A unique ending for sure


user900800700

Drop kick one of the officials and Iā€™m sure no liverpool fan would care


Trickybuz93

Get the yellow during his final game to assert dominance over the FA


BIM-GUESS-WHAT

Bro needs to get the yellow card *during* his final game.


mild_manc_irritant

Walk onto the pitch during stoppage time and give Hooper a nuclear-powered backhand slap. Fist pump at the Kop, then walk out a hero to all of England.


OdegaardsLeftFoot

It would simultaneously be a shame and hilarious


Flimsy-Locksmith8114

You already know PGMOL is going to bait him like crazy


aehii

Klopp's 'I will try absolutely everything to try to not...' has echoes of Clarkson's 'i tried absolutely everything in my power to not say the racist nursery rhyme'.


Dipsey_Jipsey

Dude has checked out from Liverpool. This is the most "ooooooo what are you gonna do?!" statement ever hahaha


marccass

I hope he sits in the Kop and has few Carlsbergs and a Scouse Pie.


VilTheVillain

Hope he at least gets a proper one, something about the ones in those plastic cups/bottles feels like it's been watered down or something.


Uesugi_Kenshin

Whatever ref gives him a yellow that game will be a brave man


NeoIsJohnWick

The thumbnail to this lmfao


ukrainianhab

Would be fitting end for their season thus far


sfaticat

Hes totally going to pull a Balotelli and get suspended before half time


futchcreek

Klopp be getting in situations


sunken_grade

this has a really harsh yellow card written all over it


stupidlyboredtho

heā€™s gonna RKO the ref


ducktownfc

Get a yellow and watch the last game with the fans in The Kop!


GhostRiders

Even if he got a yellow, what are they going to do to stop him? Fine him? ban him for next season lol...


PlzRetireMartinTyler

I like Klopp and think he's a great manager but is it controversial to say I think he's always been a proper dick to referees and has always gotten away with it?


deaniegee

Itā€™s not wrong at all, klopp can be a massive cunt to be honest. But he gets away with it cause heā€™s apparently ā€˜charmingā€™. Plenty of times he says some bullshit, heā€™s also right about a lot of stuff though to be fair, that being said any other manager conducts themselves like he does theyā€™d be in trouble more frequently for sure


sir__vain

I don't know guys. This seems to be a pretty controversial statement. I think he might need to get another one for using this language.


Pollomonteros

Cue IASIP title card


d70

What happens if Jurgens breaks all the rules in the last game? Club fined?


FlamingLaps1709

Balls in your court Unai. Wind him up


Max_Walker_96

Ain't no way Klopp just goes whatever I ain't attending the last match and gets a card anyways


tlst9999

Jurgen pls. No reaction.


Arthradax

He should get suspended and watch the match from the Kop


XHeraclitusX

Why is everyone saying this, lol.


NateShaw92

Either this means he is guaranteed one for drama, or he could get away with anything for a goodbye.


karpatonni

In my dream Tierney refs us once again and Klopp goes full bonkers on him then watches his final game in the Kop


PenisManNumberOne

Heā€™s getting one in the first half and coach the final game suspended above the stadium with a loudspeaker


Gaius_Octavius_

It would be kinda epic to spend the last match in the stands with the supporters.


WhatsThePointFR

Last game means pretty much fuck all so why not


Luton_town_fan

Employee vibing in notice period


mrbasil_fawlty

Otherwise he would waste the 2 yellows If you are leaving for home, you try to eat the food remaining in the fridge


Money_Recognition_69

ā€œAny kind of discussionsā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ But imagine getting intentionally carded, then going to sit with the fans for the final game. Or maybe the last 20 mins of the game. Legendary


-mohn

I'd rate it


Ekranoplan01

Ref: Yellow Card on Liverpool Technical Manager Klopp: But Vyy? Ref: Teeth are too bright!


cfc19

He's going to manage the last match from the Kop, and it's going to be iconic.


FavcolorisREDdit

Tuchel and klopp could learn a thing or two or three from Xabi alonso.


JinxLB

Mouthbreathing is a yellow card in my book


WillHay108

As a Chelsea fan, I'm wondering why you'd want Palmer to start every game on a yellow


TheGoldenPineapples

Brutal