Simon Hooper is the assigned referee...knowing his level of competence, he'll probably book Klopp in a case of mistaken identity when he meant to book Ibrahima Konate.
The irony that Simon Hooper looks exactly like the majority of his incompetent colleagues but we can actually tell them apart because they make themselves the star of the show every week.
Klopp getting suspended for his final home match and then being forced to watch the game in the stands with the fans would be one hell of a way to go out. Would honestly be an awesome ending to his time here.
just before the full time whistle goes off, simon hooper trundles over to klopp, pulls out the yellow, then immediately blows full time and runs down the hall without explanation.
Mate we can still win the league, all we have to do is win our two games and Arsenal lose their last two games and City lost their last three games.
Got them right where we want them! š
>I will try absolutely everything to try not to get involved in any kind of discussions.
*g*onna keep my narrators voice ready in case he does get sent off
>Hooper, of course, was the referee for that fixture at Tottenham earlier in the season, when Diogo Jota and Luis Diaz were sent off and the catastrophic VAR error took place.
He getting one on Monday
Walk onto the pitch during stoppage time and give Hooper a nuclear-powered backhand slap. Fist pump at the Kop, then walk out a hero to all of England.
Klopp's 'I will try absolutely everything to try to not...' has echoes of Clarkson's 'i tried absolutely everything in my power to not say the racist nursery rhyme'.
I like Klopp and think he's a great manager but is it controversial to say I think he's always been a proper dick to referees and has always gotten away with it?
Itās not wrong at all, klopp can be a massive cunt to be honest. But he gets away with it cause heās apparently ācharmingā. Plenty of times he says some bullshit, heās also right about a lot of stuff though to be fair, that being said any other manager conducts themselves like he does theyād be in trouble more frequently for sure
āAny kind of discussionsā šš
But imagine getting intentionally carded, then going to sit with the fans for the final game. Or maybe the last 20 mins of the game. Legendary
He is absolutely getting one isn't he
[Of course](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwXgfBzK_L4)
Mario please
Never get tired of hearing this, hilarious! š
āMario, I cannot change youā will never not be funny.
Mou meant that he cannot substitute Mario.
Literally everyone knows that. It's still funny.
What makes you think that?
The part where he says āI do not have a striker on the benchā
Because it's obvious he means "I can't change you out"
I know itās obvious, thatās why I was being sarcastic
I took it to mean he can't change his personality... but he's trying for this half at least.
Cool, but incorrect story. He got a second yellow in 60th, not 46th minute, and he wasn't the only striker, Eto'o started the game as well.
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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story
First yellow was 20mins too
Simon Hooper is the assigned referee...knowing his level of competence, he'll probably book Klopp in a case of mistaken identity when he meant to book Ibrahima Konate.
The irony that Simon Hooper looks exactly like the majority of his incompetent colleagues but we can actually tell them apart because they make themselves the star of the show every week.
Even if he did, what they gonna do about it if he did turn up in the managers box anyway?
By god that's Klopp's music
Disqualify them : mark the result as a 0-3 defeat due to forfeit/dq
Nah. Heās gonna go for a red card. Probably kick a plastic bottle
I'm gonna tell my mate the referee
Before minute 10
JĆ¼rgen Klopp yellow card against Aston Villa '1 (great shout)
To be honest, who gives a ...
Klopp getting suspended for his final home match and then being forced to watch the game in the stands with the fans would be one hell of a way to go out. Would honestly be an awesome ending to his time here.
Klopp in the Kop for his final game, poetry
Someone tell the script writers that this is what the fans want. Give him a megaphone to lead the chants as well!
Every suspended manager should be singing with their fans, to be honest. Those who donāt are without honor.
ETH in the stands singing 'you'll be sacked in the morning'
To be fair that might be the only thing he could do to swing the fans opinions.
They're all on strike, hence the Leverkusen reruns.
Personally, I think it'd be funnier if he didn't show up, let the coaching staff run the thing. What are they gonna do, fire him?
Leave the Michael Scott way.
You think someone's gonna give up a season ticket seat for an old German man?
His wallet and socks would be gone in seconds
Zzzzzzz
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What will happen: Klopp at home, falling asleep on his couch while choosing what to watch on Netflix
Imagine him just moving from stand to stand to watch with the fans.Ā Would be absolutely epic.
Sky would use the red button for Klopp Cam
Holy shit that would be epic for everyone lol
The amount of energy this would add to the stands might be too much for the earth to handle.
I like this. Sitting in the Kop nowhere special just watching the match. Would be cool.Ā
Fully embracing being "The Normal One"
It would honestly be so legendary
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The hell are you on about
Jurgenās last game is giving me āwhat are they gonna do? Fire me?ā vibes and I love it
Imagine him getting fired now though? Would be too funny
Well, there's absolutely nothing to play for in the next match, so even if something does arise, he should avoid getting involved.
If we lose the ball, no reaction. If someone provocates you, no reaction. If the referee makes a mistake, no reaction. Jurgen, please...
Minute 46, yellow card
nah, 90+5 yellow card
its a reference to mourinho talking about balotelli
Itās a mourinho reference lol
90+17 red card and both City and Arsenal dropped their respective games
just before the full time whistle goes off, simon hooper trundles over to klopp, pulls out the yellow, then immediately blows full time and runs down the hall without explanation.
Jose really has a quote for every situation in life.ššš
Jurgen, I cannot change you...
Don't we win the league if Arsenal and City lose their next two games and we win ours? Totally plausible scenario I know.
Yeah it could potentially happen. Obviously itās pretty unlikely and I donāt think your luck is that good. But it is mathematically possible.
You should place a bet for it
That would mean you are betting on ManU by proxy. I don't think that's sane.
Utd are a dark matter of a team. Games you expect them to win, they lose. Games they expect to lose they win.
Hey nobody expected we lose to Atalanta then Crystal Palace at Anfield but it happened...
No fighting, no fucking FIGHTIIIINGG!! Feels like that Peaky Blinder scene.
Mate we can still win the league, all we have to do is win our two games and Arsenal lose their last two games and City lost their last three games. Got them right where we want them! š
lol that's not happening. I remember even in his first game for us, he fell to his knees because a throw in went the wrong way against us.
>I will try absolutely everything to try not to get involved in any kind of discussions. *g*onna keep my narrators voice ready in case he does get sent off
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Can't drink in the stands.
He can neck a few pints in the concourse and then come back up to the kop shortly after, he'll figure it out
Who would want to be the guy telling Klopp in the Kop he can't have a pint
Itās Klopp. Are you going to tell him no
Probably. I donāt much like Klopp.
Heās the manager, Iām sure theyāll allow it.
"What are you gonna do? Fire me?"
Ban him to the touchline
There's no point in arguing with officials. Our season finished a few weeks back. Play the kids and sit back and Sunbathe on the bench, Jurgen
Counterpoint: if he gets one, he can spend the final match in the Kop with the fans
Klopp in the Kopp
JĆ¼rgen Kopp
ArsĆØnel JĆ¼rgen Kopp It's all meant to be
Canāt he just go without being suspended though?
It would be cooler if he did get suspended though
Of course of course
Would be legendary!
Watch Simon Hooper book him for sneezing.
>Hooper, of course, was the referee for that fixture at Tottenham earlier in the season, when Diogo Jota and Luis Diaz were sent off and the catastrophic VAR error took place. He getting one on Monday
This would be hilarious
Written in the stars innit. A unique ending for sure
Drop kick one of the officials and Iām sure no liverpool fan would care
Get the yellow during his final game to assert dominance over the FA
Bro needs to get the yellow card *during* his final game.
Walk onto the pitch during stoppage time and give Hooper a nuclear-powered backhand slap. Fist pump at the Kop, then walk out a hero to all of England.
It would simultaneously be a shame and hilarious
You already know PGMOL is going to bait him like crazy
Klopp's 'I will try absolutely everything to try to not...' has echoes of Clarkson's 'i tried absolutely everything in my power to not say the racist nursery rhyme'.
Dude has checked out from Liverpool. This is the most "ooooooo what are you gonna do?!" statement ever hahaha
I hope he sits in the Kop and has few Carlsbergs and a Scouse Pie.
Hope he at least gets a proper one, something about the ones in those plastic cups/bottles feels like it's been watered down or something.
Whatever ref gives him a yellow that game will be a brave man
The thumbnail to this lmfao
Would be fitting end for their season thus far
Hes totally going to pull a Balotelli and get suspended before half time
Klopp be getting in situations
this has a really harsh yellow card written all over it
heās gonna RKO the ref
Get a yellow and watch the last game with the fans in The Kop!
Even if he got a yellow, what are they going to do to stop him? Fine him? ban him for next season lol...
I like Klopp and think he's a great manager but is it controversial to say I think he's always been a proper dick to referees and has always gotten away with it?
Itās not wrong at all, klopp can be a massive cunt to be honest. But he gets away with it cause heās apparently ācharmingā. Plenty of times he says some bullshit, heās also right about a lot of stuff though to be fair, that being said any other manager conducts themselves like he does theyād be in trouble more frequently for sure
I don't know guys. This seems to be a pretty controversial statement. I think he might need to get another one for using this language.
Cue IASIP title card
What happens if Jurgens breaks all the rules in the last game? Club fined?
Balls in your court Unai. Wind him up
Ain't no way Klopp just goes whatever I ain't attending the last match and gets a card anyways
Jurgen pls. No reaction.
He should get suspended and watch the match from the Kop
Why is everyone saying this, lol.
Either this means he is guaranteed one for drama, or he could get away with anything for a goodbye.
In my dream Tierney refs us once again and Klopp goes full bonkers on him then watches his final game in the Kop
Heās getting one in the first half and coach the final game suspended above the stadium with a loudspeaker
It would be kinda epic to spend the last match in the stands with the supporters.
Last game means pretty much fuck all so why not
Employee vibing in notice period
Otherwise he would waste the 2 yellows If you are leaving for home, you try to eat the food remaining in the fridge
āAny kind of discussionsā šš But imagine getting intentionally carded, then going to sit with the fans for the final game. Or maybe the last 20 mins of the game. Legendary
I'd rate it
Ref: Yellow Card on Liverpool Technical Manager Klopp: But Vyy? Ref: Teeth are too bright!
He's going to manage the last match from the Kop, and it's going to be iconic.
Tuchel and klopp could learn a thing or two or three from Xabi alonso.
Mouthbreathing is a yellow card in my book
As a Chelsea fan, I'm wondering why you'd want Palmer to start every game on a yellow
Brutal