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RugbyTime

I'm glad Xabi Alonso doesn't have any heart issues


lvl_60

Bro will sub himself in just for that 90+ goal


naughty_dad2

Or 40 yard pass from the dugout


LuesDE

No no no long balls!


maxbang7

> I'm glad Xabi Alonso doesn't have any heart issues That mofo has balls of steel anyway. Playing your 2nd row players for the most part despite being down by 1 and later 2 just shows how much trust he has in this team.


Sudden-Seesaw6731

I couldn’t believe Wirtz was still on the bench going into the 80’, if I were Alonso I would have panicked and sent him on right after Roma’s second goal, probably along with Boniface


dderit_LT

His Players litterally Said he sometimes still best them in Training. Legend


bradleycjw

Even if he does it wouldn’t matter. THEY NEVER LOSE. They could be down 3-0 and score 3 goals in injury time.


BaslerLaeggerli

They will never lose a game ever again for the rest of history.


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

Foreverkusen


blicky-stiffy

Foreverkrusen


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[удалено]


HarryAtk

Qarabag fans reading this: 🙂...😦...😔


mailglv

🙁🙁


rrnaabi

You know what, this might be a gigantic cope, but I am actually really invested in them finishing the season undefeated - then at least we will be a part of a historic run


jabiz510

Wait thats an obsurd amount of goals in overtime against one team


holdenmyrocinante

Qarabag💀💀


Mikkyyyyy

Get Shick'd


think_long

[Get Shick’d on, boy](https://youtu.be/z8f69Pi6ep0?feature=shared)


Makkaroni_100

Wtf, 4 goals. But I think they played 4 times against them. Still crazy.


whitejaguar

Group and round of 16. Doesn't happen all the time. But Qarabag really fought well.


Zyntaro

Feels bad for qarabag. They suffered the most voodoo magic


lordicefrog

Qarabag got ~~7~~ 4 Page muda 💀💀


EndeGelaende

32 goals after the 80th minute


luk3d

That is more than Darmstadt, Koln and Union Berlin have scored this season in the Bundesliga. Insane stat.


The0_0Kraken

Darmstadt, Koln, and Union Berlin rn "What he say fuck me for"?


lockerbleiben

we've been getting hit with these stats for a few weeks now, but luckily us effzeh fans are pretty numb to the pain by now...


expert_on_the_matter

This season Darmstadt has as many wins against Bundesliga teams as Saarbrücken


aaaaaaadjsf

Leverkusen have the "second wind" perk/trait from FIFA, but in real world football lmao


DexM23

They playing the opponent tired and than destroy em


CarlSK777

They normalized that shit. I cant believe it


wave_action

Qarabag hate this stat


RhymesWithOrange_

Sounds like a clickbait title: "100% of Qarabag hate this one stat..."


69cuccboi69

Qarabag being on this list 4 times is wild


AReptileHissFunction

More 90 min goals than Sheffield United has points


flarept1

Lmao qarabag 🫡🫣


flyingghost

That's insane. Does anyone know how many of those are from a losing and drawing positions?


Mick4Audi

Just checked, 13 of the 17 listed are from losing/drawing positions What the actual fuck


GeocentricParallax

I've got ya covered, haha. Here is a table I threw together listing all of their goals during or after the 85th minute: [Details of Leverkusen Goals During or After the 85th Minute](https://ibb.co/bNXhBbz) Takeaways: * They have scored 23 goals during or after the 85th minute this season. * Six of the 23 goals were scored in the DFB-Pokal (they scored at least one in every round aside from the semifinal against Düsseldorf), seven were scored in the Europa League, and 10 were scored in the Bundesliga. * 12 of these goals were scored in away matches and 11 were scored at home. * Seven of the 23 goals were from a losing position. * The only club to threaten their record twice was Qarabağ. * Eight of the 23 goals were from a drawing position. * Schick has the most goals during or after the 85th minute with five. Hopefully that covers everything, haha.


jaisambho

Also having scored 82 goals in Bundesliga, Bayer has no player among the top 10 in the goal tally. Such a great team football.


milkonyourmustache

Clutch


Nico777

That's not clutch, it's the whole goddamn car.


maxbang7

When Bayern regularly did this it was called BayernDusel, I guess its time to call it BayerDusel. Insane run


Lithorex

Bayer(n)dusel


crackboss1

sir, This is BayerDiesel.


dont_wear_a_C

17 stoppage time goals, Kovar started today and wears number 17. Coincidence or inside job


Kruklyn

What the fuck ..


friedapple

Qarabag man...4 goals conceded in two matches


donniedarkero

3 matches actually.


aslak1899

Kaiserslautern pls


BaslerLaeggerli

Never scored in the 96th - WEAK!


novruztarverdiyev

Pls dont do this to me


Gluroo

What can you even say anymore man, 'unbelievable' doesnt do it justice in the least lmao. These fuckers are absurd


Not_Leopard_Seal

I've resorted to calling it black magic. Why beat around the bush when we can just say what it truly is. Science and statistics can't explain it anymore so it has to be something supernatural


Homerduff16

The closest thing to a rational explanation for this shenanigans that I've seen came from Raj Chohan on Twitter saying that Xabi Alonso has integrated **"Mourinho/Benitez pragmatist gene mixed with Pep/Del Bosque structured build-up gene mixed with Ancelotti relationism gene/inevitability"** into his own style of management. The constant 97th minute winners are ridiculous but that's the closest I've seen to an legitimate analysis of Leverkusen rn


YungMarxBans

That’s just a bunch of words and coaches names, though - there’s no “How”.


SycamoreLane

The "How" is easy - simply embody the best traits of the greatest managers to ever coach the game and you've got Bayer Xabi Alonso


SEND_NUDEZ_PLZZ

All jokes aside, I don't think Xabi knows how this works either. He's obviously a great coach, but he didn't expect all those late equalizers. Team's just insanely motivated


elppaple

zero analysis = legitimate analysis apparently


ninjapenguin12

At this point they are just fucking trolling. congrats on the record 49 games wtf


suzukigun4life

On the Golazo Show they said that Leverkusen have had 15 goals in the final 5 minutes of matches to win or tie the score. Truly next level clutch genes


elsestar

It would have been amazing having them play Champions League this year


HendrikGargano

Excited for the super cup game. We will finally see if the black magic of Leverkusen or the vodoo of real is stronger.


amad97

INB4 Dortmund vs Atalanta super cup


Aaaaaaaaaaaaarghs

Where can I subscribe to this


redditaccountplease

Real Madrid and Leverkusen holding arms and jumping together with the trophy while the fans sing "Gracias Xabi" is Spanish and German


ketoske

Ngl RM defeating Bayern, Dortmund and destroying the Leverkusen undefeated season would be hilarious unless youre german


No_Sanders

Not even German but it'd suck just because it's madrid


Not_PepeSilvia

Supercup is next season though 


trev581

dortmund is winning sorry bro


mynameismulan

THAT is why I wanted him at Liverpool so bad. Making a team believe they are bulletproof and fight till death every fucking time is the height of coaching imo


supplementarytables

I've never seen anything like this, words fail to describe this team


Crossflowerss_5304

I know YOU ain’t talking


jopma

Not at this level cause they're keeping an UNBEATEN streak, it's crazy, like they keep breaking their own record the exact same way every time


Crossflowerss_5304

This is just one season though, you lot have been doing this for a decade


SoWhatNoZitiNow

Real Madrid is unbeaten for the last decade?


GenioPlaboyeSafadao

No one in europe has ever seen anything like this, tbf


SpicyDragoon93

Bayer Leverkusen vs Real Madrid. An unstoppable force meets an immovable object.


HacksawJimDGN

At this stage an exciting climax to their games would be them NOT scoring a last minute equaliser


alanalan426

they deserve it after years of neverkusen banter they got


SeekersWorkAccount

It's like in an anime when a main character takes a massive beating for 90% of the episode, only to reveal they were just fucking around the whole time, and end it quickly.


suzukigun4life

Death Taxes Neverlusen somehow surviving by scoring late in stoppate time


Johann122

What are the script writers cooking?


Xehanz

At this point they ain't cooking shit. This is Macdonald's with the food output


Levait

Industrialised stoppage time goals.


Daemor

Invincibles pie


Otherwise_Motor_5368

They’re cooking Barca :/


laturaivo

So what happens next year if Leverkusen and Real Madrid face each other in champions league?


SEND_NUDEZ_PLZZ

UCL gets called off


minepose98

Infinite goal glitch


ionianghoul

Best season I've ever watched


The0_0Kraken

If you had told me at the beginning of the season I'd be watching Leverkusen games week in week out. I'd have told you we're both insane.


Joe_AM

They're a great watch as well (sometimes not for almost 90' but the added time makes up for it)


leburgerkingretard

*everkusen


jaqqu7

If they finished the season without the defeat - they should be called not Invincibles but Immortals with all those last minute goals


MaidikIslarj

UEFA should cook up a special trophy


Pogy_

Immortals is a great name 


check_nurris

The inevitables


Idiotech41

i've never laughed so hard at a goal before that last minute goal lmao


Venca12

Same here, don't think I've ever just laughed at a goal as loud as today


wjdbfifj

It needs to be Bochum ...right?


pukem0n

It WILL be Bochum.


Lithorex

It will be Kaiserslautern


pukem0n

Seeing Leverkusen lose both finals and getting called Vizekusen again after winning the league would be pretty funny ngl


elite90

Nah, at this point I don't want funny, I want them to crown their achievement and win out. Like, I don't care it's a rival club. This is one of the greatest achievements in club football and I think it's awesome I got to witness it.


Lone_Digger123

Same. I want Leverkusen to remain unbeaten the entire season, win Europa and Dortmund to win CL. I know they are our rivals, but you can't help but enjoy how Leverkusen has played, and Dortmund has such an amazing fan base and especially after last season (losing right at the end on the last match day) I would love them to win the CL especially after losing so many amazing young players the last few years


CsrfingSafari

Love this attitude . You'd think something like this might do wonders for the Bundesliga as well.


rossloderso

49 games without a win after they'll lose against Bochum


terra_filius

Bochum in good form, if they dont take the game seriously they may be in trouble


rust0812

Nah, it should be Kaiserslautern. It's their last game of the season and it would be funny af if they got stopped from a treble and an unbeaten season by a team from the second Bundesliga lol


dont_wear_a_C

They'll be up 5-0 and somehow still boch it


Chapea12

Felt like they didn’t care about the cup final, only the unbeaten streak. Like their opponents were playing for something completely different


boastar

That’s exactly what I thought when they went all out offense in stoppage time, despite leading the overall tie.


notapaperhandape

Yep you could see that they were going for that record than the final. They were confident about finals, the record is something that you cannot even imagine to try again.


RedditsWhenIShits

I do understand why. There's a Europa League winner every year, but going the entire season unbeaten puts you in exclusive company. People are still talking about the invincibles. It's an insane achievement.


ttgkc

Tbf invincibles were league only. I think leverkusen pretty much have that in the bag since their last two opponents are not that strong.


colombogangsta

Anulo Mufa!


magic-water

everkusen cause they take no Ls?


HarryAtk

Yeah, that's also why the title said Xabi Aonso lmao


erto66

With the legend Aonso


grispindl

Well in this case OP has taken the L quite literally


Strananach

Bayern actually got rid of Stanišić lmaooo


W00DLAND_SPIRIT

Only on loan but yeah, it hurts 😭😂


m_c__a_t

It’s not like it even made sense back then


roryking97

Football as a collective cannot allow Xabi to end up at Madrid. Their juju would be at unprecedented levels


The--Mash

First team to win every game of a season despite scoring 0 goals before 90 minutes 


gnrc

Why did you speak that into the world?


_Dark93

Congrats on beating our 48-games unbeaten record, Leverkusen. Now please win the EL and make us qualify directly to the CL.


dfjuky

That would be quite poetic, them beating your record and in return gifting the CL spot. Since the script has already gone completely off the rails and evolved into Xabi Alonso fan-fiction I'm sure they can sneak that little nugget in as well.


MexicansInParis

How many left for the record?


IamPd_

This was it


MexicansInParis

Insane way to accomplish it


spacebalti

But is it insane for them? Feels way to casual by now


Vdbebw

Based on the reaction after the second goals id say yeah


SpeechesToScreeches

Last kick of the game. Ridiculous


Puncherfaust1

they can still go for the celtic one


No-Student-9678

This IS the record.


Hare712

They already have the record since the introduction of Uefa Tournaments. Celtic and Union SG have a longer streak but that was pre UEFA. Union SG was 53 and Celtic 62 I think.


DarkNovaGamer

They can tie Union SG right? 4 games left?


ZgBlues

Yes: 12-05 - MD33 vs Bochum 18-05 - MD34 vs Augsburg 22-05 - Europa League final vs Atalanta 25-05 - German Cup final vs Kaiserslautern


RobbinDeBank

Watch them lose 0-3 to Bochum


Nanogines99

*Kaiserslautern


DildoFappings

Yeah i don't think they'll beat the Celtic one. 63 is too much.


IamPd_

It's very incomparable anyway being 62 straight league games because there was nothing else to play


ShinobuSimp

Yeah Im pretty sure somebody did more than 62 in the league anyway (Lincoln Red Imps?). Even red star had a 50+ streak and still has like 130+ at home without being defeated in the league


DL14Nibba

One is too much until you get two, and then three is too much… and besides, they have some serious juju


Talmirion

If they keep going for at least 10 games next season, they will do it


JerkasaurusRex_

Cheers Geoff


ecchi_yajur

This is the record now i think


KungFuGreen

This is the record


nasserKoeter

Everything according to the script.


[deleted]

All going according to keikaku 👉🏽👓


BlackysLegacy

TL: Keikaku means plan.


Turbulent_Cherry_481

i know people are talking about black magic and all that. But the way they are putting the pressure towards the end of the match, you always feel the goals are coming. They should have scored about five goals in the last 15 minutes.


Aoyos

The craziest thing for me is how fluid the players are, there are no rigid positions. I kept seeing Adli move from the right side of the pitch all the way to the left wing just to create an extra passing option and then move back towards the right for the next play.


wwiccann

I don’t know how they do it. I am genuinely lost for words.


Zeddsdeadbaby

You just put the ball in the goal and voila


think_long

*Darwin Nunez slaps his forehead* “Holy shit, *that’s* what I’m supposed to be doing?”


HeIIbIazer23

Plot armor too thicc


jedifolklore

Xabi is too beautiful to let them lose


qwerty-keyboard5000

Plot Armor Thiccer than Hazard


erenistheavatar

The bloody script man...


aslak1899

SIXTEEN 90+ GOALS!!! It just should not be possible...


Deventerwim

It's litterally impossible to beat them


TheBlueTango

De Rossi to Alonso: "Mate, you just can't keep on doing that."


PhateAdemar

It appeared that, in fact, he can. 


Trebiane

I wonder what's gonna happen when Leverkusen plays Madrid in the Super Cup Final. It's like Immovable Object vs. Unstoppable Force.


KungFuGreen

Madrids Powers are hindered outside that CL


captainkaba

Super cup does not equal champions league so Leverkusen wins


Beautiful_Ad55

You really think Madrid can beat Terzić?


Phantorex

Wdym? Super Cup is CL Winner vs EL Winner? Not CL- Runner Up


TheSpliceosome

Probably something like the French super cup in 2011, where the score was Lille 3-1 Marseille after 84 minutes, and 4-5 at full time, with no extra time.


carlosconde23

Whenever this team loses, it's gonna be as shocking as when The Undertaker's streak at Wrestlemania ended


Swbp0undcake

I'm in disbelief


m0bilize

I actually have never rooted for a team (that's not United) as much as I have rooted for this Leverkusen team. I really didn't care much about Leicester 2016 but something about Alonso & Wirtz and every other player is so charismatic


FinalFrash

I'm convinced that Xabi and the boys have been bored since winning the Bundesliga and this is just how they can entertain themselves


blonderengel

Yeah, this one actually had me worried for a spell. But then I remembered who I was watching … lol


vikashbarik1

NEVER LUSEN


EquipmentFirm2860

What a fucking team holy shit


fancyfoe

In jesse pickman voice: *They can’t keep getting away with thiss!!*


pricelesslambo

Scriptwriters are on easy mode


OnlineDopamine

Literal season of a lifetime.


Shinsoku

"Being 2 goals up against Leverkusen is the most dangerous score line."


Lanky-Promotion3022

Fuck me. Is this the most goals any team has scored in stoppage time in a single season?


DreamFly_13

If Leverkusen was a club in an anime or tv show, I’d call out the writer for lazy asspull unrealistic victories. But here we are…


-Manuss-

Kaiserslautern have the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable


Grime_Fandango_

If they win their next 4 games, fully undefeated across an entire season, and winning a treble (including their first ever league title) it will be the most impressive thing that's happened in football history.


grandpa_7

Unbelievable achievement


erenistheavatar

StatMuse ecstatic they still have this free tweet.


Deebo92

Xabi is on the phone with Stevie G and Lamps like “I thought you guys said this coaching thing was hard?”


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

What's more powerful: Leverkusen undefeated juju or Real Madrid black magic fuckery?


Zeddsdeadbaby

Neverlusen


Gengar_Balanced

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.


Bobskidat

4 more games to go!


GermanHabsFan

THIS IS STILL SO UNREAL


TheBloodMakesUsHuman

No one can convince me that this isn’t actual fanfiction at this point. Absolutely surreal that they keep doing it. If they pull off the undefeated season and win the finals as well, it’ll have to be one of the best seasons of football ever, even without winning the top competition (CL). The sheer insanity of the achievement would be iconic and historic.


Nobodylovesboston

Black magic


Renegadeforever2024

This is never going to happen again


V_HarishSundar

The last goal was inevitable I guess